Aug 13 2009Lady GaGa wants to 'turn the world gay'
Lady GaGa poses nude in a homage to 50s monster movies for the September issue of OUT where she reveals her diabolical plan to make us all gay:
"I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream," she told writers Joshua David Stein and Noah Michelson. "It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. So I always sort of joke that the real motivation is to just turn the world gay."
Generally, Lady GaGa's daily appearance is a step in the right direction to complete her goal, but looking at these shots kind of makes me want to take my pants off and watch The Addams Family. And not for Gomez. (Looking at you, Thing.)
What? That hand could be a chick. Don't judge me!

Reader Comments
1. belsunce - August 13, 2009 3:35 PM
she reminds me of Marilyn Manson o n #8. Lady Caca freaks me out, man
2. Gaga has a Penis - August 13, 2009 3:36 PM
"She" has a dick, already queer. No thanks.
3. Carrie - August 13, 2009 3:36 PM
I swear this is a dude!
4. gil - August 13, 2009 3:37 PM
Lady gay gay
5. take what I give - August 13, 2009 3:37 PM
I like this shoot....cool pics.
6. gil - August 13, 2009 3:37 PM
no bitch no
7. Taz - August 13, 2009 3:39 PM
it has to be gay
8. Jim - August 13, 2009 3:41 PM
-just keep showing your fat ass and stumpy legs
9. fearsarewishes - August 13, 2009 3:42 PM
If not wanting to fuck this lowlife shitstain makes me the ghey, then I am the ghey.
10. Cornelius Jones - August 13, 2009 3:44 PM
I admit, I feel the monkey love for her...
11. DeviousJinx - August 13, 2009 3:46 PM
Mission accomplished for the guys, not so much for us girls! I'm staying straight after seeing this.
12. The observer - August 13, 2009 3:47 PM
When are celebrities going to learn that people with brains do the exact opposite of what they say?
I bet the natural family people are celebrating right now.
13. Twittering twat - August 13, 2009 3:48 PM
Bunch of twats
14. havoc - August 13, 2009 3:53 PM
What does this chick do? Sing or something?
Or is she some reality show thing?
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15. hell no I won't go - August 13, 2009 3:54 PM
Why does he/she care if someone is straight or not? I'm having a hard time just believing that this thing has sex with humans.
16. What a skank - August 13, 2009 3:56 PM
Stupid. Ugly. Attention. Whore.
17. Vince Lombardi - August 13, 2009 3:57 PM
Not relevant.
18. EB - August 13, 2009 4:01 PM
I agree with Mr Superficial. That Uncle Fester sure is hot
19. nahhh - August 13, 2009 4:04 PM
With those pancakes it looks more like she's repping IHOP.
20. PunkA - August 13, 2009 4:04 PM
Lady GaGa is just a tranny trying to pretend thst she is a chick. Sorry, GaGa, you came equipped with a cock. You date dudes. Yeah, you are gay. Enjoy it, but keep it to yourself, you hack.
21. james - August 13, 2009 4:13 PM
What a dumb cunt. Take your degenerate culture elsewhere.
22. ROUGH Daddy - August 13, 2009 4:15 PM
Lady gaga is bring freakish to the main stream? only people who enjoy public access tv @ 3am will welcome her with open arms...
23. PunkA - August 13, 2009 4:19 PM
The truth is that if all 'chicks' had dicks and looked like her, every male on the planet would be gay......
24. Corny - August 13, 2009 4:23 PM
Good luck with that, cunt.
25. R.I.P.Each - August 13, 2009 4:25 PM
Hedwig and the angry Ego.
26. Dank - August 13, 2009 4:28 PM
Jesus, and i thought Britney was fucking crazy.
27. Galtacticus - August 13, 2009 4:41 PM
Doesn't she wear any undies?
28. Gando - August 13, 2009 4:47 PM
She's too comfortable being naked all the time.I don't believe she's a hermaphrodite lol.
29. Jim - August 13, 2009 4:54 PM
lol @ the haters, you're all taking the bait as it's what she is setting out to do! She has more talent in her little finger than any of you, at least she can play instruments and produce her own shit, katy perry is the overrated one, bitch please, kissed a girl, preachers daughter whore
30. Ariana - August 13, 2009 4:56 PM
If everyone turned gay, life would cease to exist.
Fucking homos -__- Go stake yourselves.
31. Automated Response - August 13, 2009 4:57 PM
I have a 10 incher with a 5.2" girth.
She can fellate me until I bust ropes on her face.
Then I'll spit in her gaping browneye.
32. Automated Response - August 13, 2009 4:57 PM
I have a 10 incher with a 5.2" girth.
She can fellate me until I bust ropes on her face.
Then I'll spit in her gaping browneye.
33. Stinky - August 13, 2009 5:12 PM
Jumping on the Twilight bandwagon to make money. Lady Mercenary, more like.
If she can come up with something actually original (doubtful, at best), then maybe she'll be more interesting than every other cliche-ridden "artist" out there today.
Yawn...
34. BigDongJimJam - August 13, 2009 5:12 PM
Hey all you dudes must be gay. I'd stick my big dong in her puss, rump, and mouth. She can sit on my discostick...
35. Hugh Gentry - August 13, 2009 5:16 PM
guys always double the length of their cock. you sir probably have a 5 incher...average.
36. John - August 13, 2009 5:52 PM
Ha. From her wiki page.
"Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28, 1986), was born a hermaphrodite and has a large floppy wang!!! "
10 to 1 odds someone here did it. :D (TO SPREAD THE TRUTH.)
37. Huckleberry Hashimoto - August 13, 2009 5:53 PM
Ugh. Hasn't her/his/its fifteen minutes run out yet?
38. puhleez - August 13, 2009 5:53 PM
oh so being gay is a choice now?
39. Alli Watermelon - August 13, 2009 5:56 PM
I swear she looks like a younger Bette Midler (spelling?). I like her music, but i ABSOLUTELY HATE HER FACE. It puts me in a bad mood lol.
40. Gross - August 13, 2009 6:00 PM
Dumb bitch slut-whore
41. Superbiggerevil - August 13, 2009 6:03 PM
"I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream,"
I really wish someone would inject Lady Shit Shit with about half a gallon of turpentine, that or just pee on her/he after injesting a lot of vitamins.
42. Senior Pepe - August 13, 2009 6:11 PM
Doesn't this "chick" have a cock?
43. Crabby Old Guy - August 13, 2009 6:15 PM
I don't know who this "Lady Ga Ga" thing is, but those are some righteous shots of my personal savior, Keith Richard(s) in the first two pix.
44. Katie - August 13, 2009 6:16 PM
They did a beautiful job on this photoshoot. Gorgeous.
45. zena - August 13, 2009 6:43 PM
girls..please stop Being so jealous of her!! She have done nothing to harm u!!! Who cares if she's gay or not?? all that matters is that she is hot and talented!! Just coz ur lifes are BORING doesnt mean u have the right to attack her like this
46. Josh - August 13, 2009 6:47 PM
Oh yeah, check out that nose and her diabolical plan on wrecking society, she's a Jew...
47. ooooo - August 13, 2009 7:08 PM
OMG @#1
That is EXACTLY what I was coming here to say after seeing the thumbnails.
Though, is it technically gay if everyone is saying she is/looks like a man/tranny?
I suppose that would make the straight men who lust after her gay, but the women straight. Hilariously. lol.
48. Pat - August 13, 2009 7:17 PM
Haha, she said "tool."
49. mike - August 13, 2009 7:17 PM
Well if all chicks looked like her the whole world would be gay.
50. gigi - August 13, 2009 7:45 PM
LOVE this Photoshoot!!!! love her! and I still think she's a genius playing w/ the collective psyche of the pop culture sheep.
51. <3 - August 13, 2009 7:51 PM
you can't MAKE someone gay? you either are or are not.
52. Long Live 70's Porn - August 13, 2009 8:13 PM
Guys already shave their junk, wax their eyebrows. and use skin care products.
She's too late.
53. HITLER - August 13, 2009 8:18 PM
I'm not gay but I do want to fuck this krazy bitch.
p.s.
I LOVE KIDS!!!
54. pasteve - August 13, 2009 8:20 PM
Even down to the platinum blonde bleach job, the cross motif and "Voguing" didn't Madonna do this exact same shtick like 20 years ago?
Oh my God Gaga, you are so provocative. Not.
55. joy - August 13, 2009 9:38 PM
Lady Gag Gag
56. Charley Kane - August 13, 2009 11:43 PM
"Lady GaGa wants to 'turn the world gay'"
Presumably she is doing this by putting men off women.
57. Matrim - August 14, 2009 12:04 AM
You know, I never really cared for Lady Gaga . . . but picture 5 makes me want to fuck the ever-loving shit out of her.
58. Charley Kane - August 14, 2009 12:10 AM
I'll bet she has to wash her hair after she masturbates.
59. Truth Doctor - August 14, 2009 1:56 AM
"I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream"
So you want to push your views on others, but God forbid anybody push non-gay views, that would just be intolerant.
60. puhleez - August 14, 2009 2:11 AM
needs more makeup
61. Nique - August 14, 2009 6:30 AM
She absolutely is a man. trust me, it will come out eventually.
62. Jess - August 14, 2009 6:38 AM
I believe that lady gaga is man.
63. Too Confused To Fuck - August 14, 2009 7:55 AM
Listen bitch I would fuck you but everyone says you are a man, I can't wait around to find out so I'm going to have to say no and fuck the other 400 million hoe bags behind you, please move along.
64. Kelli - August 14, 2009 9:39 AM
I wonder if by "gay", she really means 'happy'? I doubt it, but I'm just saying...
65. pappy smeary - August 14, 2009 9:50 AM
I'll be a lesbian!
66. Kelli - August 14, 2009 10:22 AM
I'm not a huge GaGa fan, but I could probably be persuaded to turn into one just by hearing a few more songs & viewing a couple more snazzy outfits. However, that will most likely never happen...Why?...B/c she can't keep her mouth shut! Whenever she opens it, the most ignorant, vile & immoral statements come out; it makes her appear like a classless, immature, uneducated heathen! Not to mention that sometimes she makes herself sound "easy" & of ill repute. And I don't care what anybody says, "easy" & "of ill repute" is NOT cool, but respect for yourself IS! I think at times she is only seeking attention, but it still counts when one is willing to participate & advocate the things they discuss, and...she is. She would do well to shut-up & allow a little mystery...Mystery, along w/ her songs & style is enough; it will intrigue more folks.
67. Gillian - August 14, 2009 12:19 PM
Inject gay culture into the mainstream? Um, didn't Madonna already take care of that, like, 25 years ago? Come up with something original, Lady.
68. sir gaga - August 14, 2009 12:52 PM
i would suck her dick anyday shes sexy
69. jade - August 14, 2009 3:32 PM
damn....they airbrushed the hell out of her tranny face. i'm used to looking at pictures of her and having her nose poke me in the eye.
70. cherry - August 14, 2009 10:47 PM
I thought Out magazine was for gay males not lesbians? surely they don't care about seeing a naked lady gaga?
71. nfl jerseys - August 15, 2009 3:37 AM
nfl jerseys
72. IRONMANAuatralia - August 15, 2009 6:54 AM
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I think we're missing the real important point here. Which is why in the FUCK did I first hear about "her" alleged extra appendage from some shit kicker on the street days after the fact, when I read The Superficial practically every day? Don't try to tell me that's not newsworthy - regardless of what you think of Lady Gaga.
What the hell do I pay you people for?!
The Superficial is my main source of celebrity gossip, and you guys made me look like a DICK because I was the only motherfucker on the planet who didn't know she supposedly had one. If this happens again you guys are seriously fucking fired, and I'm taking my business elsewhere.
PS. While you're catching up, you slack motherfuckers might want to check to make sure Michael Jackson is still dead, and that Lindsay Lohan hasn't been sober and happily married for 20 years, or do I have to fucking do it myself?
Christ.
73. sakura - August 15, 2009 11:03 AM
I think she has accomplished whatever she wanted just here in these comments lol She is a morbidly fascinating creature who lives and breathes the fame and scorn of Hollywood. I can't stop watching her despite not necessarily enjoying her music, though it is art on it's own.
Do you actually think these pictures are as cliché as, say, a generic pool side/ bedside shoot in Maxim or Playboy?
74. rehab - August 15, 2009 1:24 PM
She actually scares me - a lot!
75. Tulip - August 15, 2009 7:02 PM
#72:
Teh interwebz doesn't owe you the news. If it's not here then it's an open secret.
76. GTBurns - August 16, 2009 1:45 AM
lady GaGa looks like someone whose as at 14:30 in her 15 minutes of fame ticker.
77. adam - August 16, 2009 5:38 AM
thought she was hot not anymore she is a dude
78. ha - August 16, 2009 7:21 AM
@66
I'm going to have to assume that you're fat.
@70
Gay men are her main fan base.
Women are generally boring as hell (I'm a girl) and this one seems to actually have interesting things to say, even though I just want to argue with half the things that come out of her mouth. How can you all hate a celebrity who's not boring as fuck? Honestly, it's this or Heidi Montag or one of those "actresses" who does yoga and has the same bland smile in every pic.
79. sqeez - August 16, 2009 8:14 PM
if u guys think shes a man ,ur too fuking gay ! ur thinking it wrong
u aint got shit on her ,i personally just luv er way
,and maybe thats cuz shes diffrent !
80. Rupert - August 16, 2009 9:57 PM
Lady GaGa is the new Grace Jones.
I would've banged Grace Jones, too.
81. robert - August 17, 2009 1:31 AM
i wonder if somehow lady ga ga caused michael jackson's death by out-wierding him.
82. Sianne - August 17, 2009 11:10 AM
Lady Ga Ga is one seriously ugly woman!!!!!
83. Jaimee - August 17, 2009 1:22 PM
She looks like Manson... Really, what is she thinking? Just because you're not fat doesn't mean you look good enough to be showcased naked...
84. neatgirl - August 17, 2009 11:43 PM
SEX POT. Pot of glorious sex. I don't understand people that don't get her. Low libido much?
85. Joey - August 18, 2009 2:38 AM
YO! I ain't even attempting to hate but i never liked this doofus! She tries tooo hard to set & revamp trends... calm the F*CK down little girl... hit the gym, and elongate your body :)
86. MaryC - August 20, 2009 1:42 AM
How did this person get shoved into the limelight? She's heinous--untalented and haggard.
87. p lady - August 24, 2009 11:47 AM
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lady gaga nice hot pics but d part making the world gay nt such a gud idea
88. lovethepussy - August 25, 2009 2:32 AM
good shots ,dude
89. x - September 12, 2009 3:38 PM
I don't care if she has a dick. I had planned on pooning her in the ass anyway so what's the difference. Life is a lot more fun when you learn to not cling to tradition and false ideals. Free thinking is what really rocks.
90. Kitty - September 19, 2009 4:53 PM
I think it's pretty amusing that everyone is getting so fired up over "ohMIGAWD, she's just such a ho lolololz" and "She sOooo totally has a peinz, hahahaha."
And it's even funnier because you all are going right along with what she wants to happen. She deliberately says/does certain things and acts a certain way to get people fired up and talking about her. She doesn't seem to give a rat shit if the feedback is positive or negative. She's doing what she loves to do. Half the shit she says is just to get peoples panties in a bunch.
Most of you all don't have two brain cells to rub together. :)