Aug 30 2009Kristin Cavallari apparently owns nothing but bikinis


Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she's an incredibly deep person. I'm not sure MTV's ready for that level of subtle nuance. But, anyway, I included pics of Kristin's friend because I, uh, want to get to know her as a person and share her nonsensical woman thoughts that make me wonder what it's like to escape a mental institution. Yeah, that stuff.


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And t-shirts.

her ass is saggy
first!

her ass is saggy
first!

oooooo.... check out that field monitor...and graphite tripod.... that's hot.

shes ok..nothing special

Who? Nobody cares about her.

Pic #4. My penis in her butt and the display of joy in her face.

The girl in the pink is the same one who was trying to go out with Spencer last year on The Hills....PLEASE tell me she is NOT on the show now! Damn, I hate this show, but now I want to know how that stupid girl got on the show! SO much for reality tv, more like soap opera on the beach!

She sure does have a saggy ass for a 22 yr old. She should cover that thing up

Got a nice tan though

I don't know if Kristin Cavallari is deep or not, but her friend's cleavage sure is! Yummy.

On second thought, yummy x 2 = they're both pretty fucking hot.

Heyyyy, wait a minute...her ass isn't saggy. In fact the only thing wrong with either of those asses is that they're not straddling my face.

unflattering bikinis bottoms are not flattering.

Beer guts and a sagging flat ass do not belong on a psuedomodel

The girl in the pink has got the strangest body. It's hot and its not...all at the same time.

Agree with number 15, except for the hot part. She's got a very unfortunate body.

I'm just glad something knocked Kelly Brook off the top of the page.

I mean, she's nice to tug one out to, but top of the page 3 days running? Can we say "obsessed"?

These girls need to stop putting ugly blob-like tattoos anywhere near their vaginas. And take those boobs out of that bikini top and I guarantee they're heading for her armipts.

http://www.thefamousphere.com

pic #7

her O face as i penetrate from behind

My wish for the new millenium is that we see a lot more of John Laroquette

Thank god for warm weather in SoCal... Nothing wrong with an all bikini wardrobe when you look like that...

Nahhh you want to see hot natural chicks, take your girl shoe shopping in SOHO on the weekends I can assure you, youll develop a bad case of vertigo...

The chick in the pink has the same unfortunate boob-job as Audrina- too saggy and too far apart... not attractive.

I agree with 15 and 16- Pink looks hot... at first. But in reality, she's got a jank body. Check out pic #13. Wow... Ya can't tell where her waist starts and stops. Hip bones are too high. She's all mid-section with short stumpy tree trunk legs. Can you say outta proportion? Just sayin...

Fish used to be a little funny. Now it is pretty much some a-hole abusing women. And the comments are even lower, esp when they are from idiot women helping out.

Fish -- post your own picture. Let US post about YOU.

Better yet, time to disconnect. All the hating is waaaay played out.

Kristin you are pretty, we could be friends maybeee. buttt hold up, what is up with your ass?! im sorry, but do some squats. they tone that booty up, trust me. and girl in pink, granted you are pretty, but you have a body of a guy and your boobs are gross. bad boob job :)

I'm just glad something knocked Kelly Brook off the top of the page.

I mean, she's nice to tug one out to, but top of the page 3 days running? Can we say "obsessed"?

This is nothing more than a PR photo op. This show is so fake, right down do photo releases like this.

..which makes her hot for the moment, but not so much when she's 40 with massive sun damage. Just take one look at Britney's spoted-prune-like-50y/o-chest, at the (relatively) young age of 28.

heyyy! Its stacey the bartender. her lips are in a constant state of gloss. i havnt seen her without a wet mouth....i dont watch the hills....shut up.....

... can you say MOTHER FUCKING REFUND GAP on that brunette. goddamn how sad. seriously, pick shit that fits in your fucking tit pocket. nasty as ho.

just had to say again because its so absolutely painful..

REFUND

GAP

also i don't know what's worse, that 7 inch refund gap or "jayyyyyyyydesuckingtinycock" ( brody's mannequin crooked eyed dumb cunt of a lady................)

pink 'toe on pic 9!

Ugly hookers.

Kristin Cavallari is better looking then Lauren Conrad any day of the week and so if that chick with block body in the pink bikini.

I think that's Stacy, the slutty bartender who was flirting with Spencer right before the wedding.. I guess she was determined to pimp herself out in ANY way necessary to get time on the show! If that meant bikinis.. Not that I mind, cuz she's not terrible looking.. Kinda skankish, yea.. But still hot. Ish..
And Kristin? She's hotter than Lauren is, but she's totally squared in the mid-section.. Lauren actually has a waist! She still boring as hell, while Kristin is always cheating & scheming & backstabbing & sleeping around & just plain more interesting to watch, but.. Look up Lauren in Shape mag (*I think) in a bikini herself.. I was shocked to see she has a really nice bod..

I think that's Stacy, the slutty bartender who was flirting with Spencer right before the wedding.. I guess she was determined to pimp herself out in ANY way necessary to get time on the show! If that meant bikinis.. Not that I mind, cuz she's not terrible looking.. Kinda skankish, yea.. But still hot. Ish..
And Kristin? She's hotter than Lauren is, but she's totally squared in the mid-section.. Lauren actually has a waist! She still boring as hell, while Kristin is always cheating & scheming & backstabbing & sleeping around & just plain more interesting to watch, but.. Look up Lauren in Shape mag (*I think) in a bikini herself.. I was shocked to see she has a really nice bod..

Is that Stacy the Bartender?

Nothing really special. When is Hollywood going to find people who have it all, like in the olden days?

Ewww, STACEY THE BARTENDER! EWW EWW!

This ugly strumpet is the classless, vile, harbinger of our worlds end. A deamon spawned of hell whos rise to fame crushed the backs of the pious, the decent and the innocent. The attention given to this whore monger rushes over the face of humanity, drowning all intelligence and any hope.

her silicone needs more support

So many judge but look at the average girl.... need I say more.... She's cute one comfortable with who she is.... If you had a chance to date her, would you say no?

So many judge but look at the average girl.... need I say more.... She's cute one comfortable with who she is.... If you had a chance to date her, would you say no?

she looks so sexy..

she looks so sexy..

I'd hit both.

The Hills is no longer a Reality Show, but rather a very poorly staged soap opera...

Man, I would pay the friend to watch me masterbate. I'd even give her glass of wine.

the only thing missing from pics 5, 6 and 7 is a guy, maybe Charlie Sheen maybe Bruce Willis, drilling her senseless from behind. Oh, and Kristin looks okay too.

wow does that girl in the pink bikini not know her top is too small? She's probably like "omg it makes my boobs look bigger!"

Her friend looks better than Kristen does..

Pic 7 must be The Hills butt tanning way.

Is that all what they do? Walking up and down the beach?

#54
They just love the sand in the butt crack.

beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted

on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site

http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to

seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor thing.She's got the typical white girl "Flat Ass Syndrome". **yawn**

Kristin's friend is Stacy the bartender with whom Spencer lamely attempted to cheat on Heidi.....and failed.

The girl in the pink has orangutan titties.

They are different kind of girl.

imagine you'r on the same bitch near her, what did you do ?


GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristin Needs to work on that ass

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