Aug 30 2009Kristin Cavallari apparently owns nothing but bikinis
Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she's an incredibly deep person. I'm not sure MTV's ready for that level of subtle nuance. But, anyway, I included pics of Kristin's friend because I, uh, want to get to know her as a person and share her nonsensical woman thoughts that make me wonder what it's like to escape a mental institution. Yeah, that stuff.

Reader Comments
1. Yeah - August 30, 2009 2:08 PM
And t-shirts.
2. alex - August 30, 2009 2:09 PM
her ass is saggy
first!
3. alex - August 30, 2009 2:10 PM
her ass is saggy
first!
4. uh huh - August 30, 2009 2:14 PM
oooooo.... check out that field monitor...and graphite tripod.... that's hot.
5. OOoo - August 30, 2009 2:16 PM
shes ok..nothing special
6. guest - August 30, 2009 2:17 PM
Who? Nobody cares about her.
7. wanky - August 30, 2009 2:39 PM
Pic #4. My penis in her butt and the display of joy in her face.
8. S - August 30, 2009 2:51 PM
The girl in the pink is the same one who was trying to go out with Spencer last year on The Hills....PLEASE tell me she is NOT on the show now! Damn, I hate this show, but now I want to know how that stupid girl got on the show! SO much for reality tv, more like soap opera on the beach!
9. fric frac - August 30, 2009 2:59 PM
She sure does have a saggy ass for a 22 yr old. She should cover that thing up
10. Mobile Karen - August 30, 2009 3:05 PM
Got a nice tan though
11. vito - August 30, 2009 3:14 PM
I don't know if Kristin Cavallari is deep or not, but her friend's cleavage sure is! Yummy.
On second thought, yummy x 2 = they're both pretty fucking hot.
12. vito - August 30, 2009 3:17 PM
Heyyyy, wait a minute...her ass isn't saggy. In fact the only thing wrong with either of those asses is that they're not straddling my face.
13. http://www.popduds.com/ - August 30, 2009 3:20 PM
unflattering bikinis bottoms are not flattering.
14. Salvatore Gustafsson - August 30, 2009 3:38 PM
Beer guts and a sagging flat ass do not belong on a psuedomodel
15. Nameless - August 30, 2009 3:58 PM
The girl in the pink has got the strangest body. It's hot and its not...all at the same time.
16. Megan - August 30, 2009 4:05 PM
Agree with number 15, except for the hot part. She's got a very unfortunate body.
17. joe blow - August 30, 2009 4:07 PM
I'm just glad something knocked Kelly Brook off the top of the page.
I mean, she's nice to tug one out to, but top of the page 3 days running? Can we say "obsessed"?
18. Steve - August 30, 2009 4:10 PM
These girls need to stop putting ugly blob-like tattoos anywhere near their vaginas. And take those boobs out of that bikini top and I guarantee they're heading for her armipts.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
19. jarley - August 30, 2009 4:25 PM
pic #7
her O face as i penetrate from behind
20. Larry King - August 30, 2009 4:30 PM
My wish for the new millenium is that we see a lot more of John Laroquette
21. Doug - August 30, 2009 4:43 PM
Thank god for warm weather in SoCal... Nothing wrong with an all bikini wardrobe when you look like that...
22. ROUGH before dishonor - August 30, 2009 5:22 PM
Nahhh you want to see hot natural chicks, take your girl shoe shopping in SOHO on the weekends I can assure you, youll develop a bad case of vertigo...
23. Nixie - August 30, 2009 5:39 PM
The chick in the pink has the same unfortunate boob-job as Audrina- too saggy and too far apart... not attractive.
24. Timbo - August 30, 2009 5:39 PM
I agree with 15 and 16- Pink looks hot... at first. But in reality, she's got a jank body. Check out pic #13. Wow... Ya can't tell where her waist starts and stops. Hip bones are too high. She's all mid-section with short stumpy tree trunk legs. Can you say outta proportion? Just sayin...
25. Girl, 2010 - August 30, 2009 5:55 PM
Fish used to be a little funny. Now it is pretty much some a-hole abusing women. And the comments are even lower, esp when they are from idiot women helping out.
Fish -- post your own picture. Let US post about YOU.
Better yet, time to disconnect. All the hating is waaaay played out.
26. clpierced - August 30, 2009 6:47 PM
Kristin you are pretty, we could be friends maybeee. buttt hold up, what is up with your ass?! im sorry, but do some squats. they tone that booty up, trust me. and girl in pink, granted you are pretty, but you have a body of a guy and your boobs are gross. bad boob job :)
27. joe blow - August 30, 2009 7:43 PM
I'm just glad something knocked Kelly Brook off the top of the page.
I mean, she's nice to tug one out to, but top of the page 3 days running? Can we say "obsessed"?
28. fuckthisshit - August 30, 2009 8:53 PM
This is nothing more than a PR photo op. This show is so fake, right down do photo releases like this.
29. Sid - August 30, 2009 9:06 PM
..which makes her hot for the moment, but not so much when she's 40 with massive sun damage. Just take one look at Britney's spoted-prune-like-50y/o-chest, at the (relatively) young age of 28.
30. Lindz - August 30, 2009 10:19 PM
heyyy! Its stacey the bartender. her lips are in a constant state of gloss. i havnt seen her without a wet mouth....i dont watch the hills....shut up.....
31. WTF - August 30, 2009 10:30 PM
... can you say MOTHER FUCKING REFUND GAP on that brunette. goddamn how sad. seriously, pick shit that fits in your fucking tit pocket. nasty as ho.
32. WTF - August 30, 2009 10:35 PM
just had to say again because its so absolutely painful..
REFUND
GAP
also i don't know what's worse, that 7 inch refund gap or "jayyyyyyyydesuckingtinycock" ( brody's mannequin crooked eyed dumb cunt of a lady................)
33. timmyb! - August 30, 2009 10:53 PM
pink 'toe on pic 9!
34. Fatasshookers - August 30, 2009 10:53 PM
Ugly hookers.
35. Tom K - August 30, 2009 10:58 PM
Kristin Cavallari is better looking then Lauren Conrad any day of the week and so if that chick with block body in the pink bikini.
36. Valerie - August 31, 2009 12:41 AM
I think that's Stacy, the slutty bartender who was flirting with Spencer right before the wedding.. I guess she was determined to pimp herself out in ANY way necessary to get time on the show! If that meant bikinis.. Not that I mind, cuz she's not terrible looking.. Kinda skankish, yea.. But still hot. Ish..
And Kristin? She's hotter than Lauren is, but she's totally squared in the mid-section.. Lauren actually has a waist! She still boring as hell, while Kristin is always cheating & scheming & backstabbing & sleeping around & just plain more interesting to watch, but.. Look up Lauren in Shape mag (*I think) in a bikini herself.. I was shocked to see she has a really nice bod..
37. Valerie - August 31, 2009 12:57 AM
I think that's Stacy, the slutty bartender who was flirting with Spencer right before the wedding.. I guess she was determined to pimp herself out in ANY way necessary to get time on the show! If that meant bikinis.. Not that I mind, cuz she's not terrible looking.. Kinda skankish, yea.. But still hot. Ish..
And Kristin? She's hotter than Lauren is, but she's totally squared in the mid-section.. Lauren actually has a waist! She still boring as hell, while Kristin is always cheating & scheming & backstabbing & sleeping around & just plain more interesting to watch, but.. Look up Lauren in Shape mag (*I think) in a bikini herself.. I was shocked to see she has a really nice bod..
38. JJ - August 31, 2009 1:47 AM
Is that Stacy the Bartender?
39. Sickitten - August 31, 2009 3:18 AM
Nothing really special. When is Hollywood going to find people who have it all, like in the olden days?
40. Nutty - August 31, 2009 4:17 AM
Ewww, STACEY THE BARTENDER! EWW EWW!
41. Forseer Of Doom - August 31, 2009 5:02 AM
This ugly strumpet is the classless, vile, harbinger of our worlds end. A deamon spawned of hell whos rise to fame crushed the backs of the pious, the decent and the innocent. The attention given to this whore monger rushes over the face of humanity, drowning all intelligence and any hope.
42. Mama Pinkus - August 31, 2009 5:15 AM
her silicone needs more support
43. RICK JAMES - August 31, 2009 7:52 AM
So many judge but look at the average girl.... need I say more.... She's cute one comfortable with who she is.... If you had a chance to date her, would you say no?
44. RICK JAMES - August 31, 2009 7:53 AM
So many judge but look at the average girl.... need I say more.... She's cute one comfortable with who she is.... If you had a chance to date her, would you say no?
45. burun estetiği - August 31, 2009 7:54 AM
she looks so sexy..
46. burun estetiği - August 31, 2009 7:55 AM
she looks so sexy..
47. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 31, 2009 10:15 AM
I'd hit both.
48. Stacy is back !!! LOL.. - August 31, 2009 10:51 AM
The Hills is no longer a Reality Show, but rather a very poorly staged soap opera...
49. SoloBeater - August 31, 2009 12:46 PM
Man, I would pay the friend to watch me masterbate. I'd even give her glass of wine.
50. Martina - August 31, 2009 1:23 PM
the only thing missing from pics 5, 6 and 7 is a guy, maybe Charlie Sheen maybe Bruce Willis, drilling her senseless from behind. Oh, and Kristin looks okay too.
51. SOS - August 31, 2009 5:27 PM
wow does that girl in the pink bikini not know her top is too small? She's probably like "omg it makes my boobs look bigger!"
52. Mina - August 31, 2009 5:40 PM
Her friend looks better than Kristen does..
53. Darth - August 31, 2009 6:42 PM
Pic 7 must be The Hills butt tanning way.
54. Galtacticus - August 31, 2009 6:46 PM
Is that all what they do? Walking up and down the beach?
55. Rhialto - August 31, 2009 6:49 PM
#54
They just love the sand in the butt crack.
56. chelsea - August 31, 2009 10:16 PM
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted
on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to
seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57. Nela - August 31, 2009 10:59 PM
Poor thing.She's got the typical white girl "Flat Ass Syndrome". **yawn**
58. Emma - August 31, 2009 11:18 PM
Kristin's friend is Stacy the bartender with whom Spencer lamely attempted to cheat on Heidi.....and failed.
59. andrew ashland - August 31, 2009 11:54 PM
The girl in the pink has orangutan titties.
60. Tod Converter for Mac - September 1, 2009 3:21 AM
They are different kind of girl.
61. crus - September 1, 2009 8:56 AM
imagine you'r on the same bitch near her, what did you do ?
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62. Ricki - September 1, 2009 9:49 AM
Kristin Needs to work on that ass
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