Aug 6 2009Kristin Cavallari in a bikini

First, and i'd her asshole.

First, and i'd hit her asshole.

What does she do?

Am I the only person who has absolutely no idea who 75% of the people in this blog are? I'd like to think that's a good thing, but then again it could be considered a sign of old age.

Am I the only person who has absolutely no idea who 75% of the people that this blog talks about are? Considering how stupid and worthless most celebrities are, I'd like to think that's a good thing...but then again it could be considered a sign of old age.

Personally, I think it looks like she doesnt really have a butt. Otherwise she's pretty though

This is America, #2.
You don't have to do anything anymore.

hehe, #2.

Well now I know why people double post!

I stopped it while it was loading by accident, and my post wasn't there after reload. I refreshed it again after 20 seconds, and 30...still no post. So I rewrote my original post, hit submit, and sure enough...

I demand compensation for this insult!

I love her for admitting that she ACTS on The Hills and that it isn't real. She's from Laguna Beach, I loved her on that show... then again I was also 16.

She makes me feel good about having a lil b um

When Cindy Crawford, at her age, has a tighter body than you, MTV tart whose sole talent is that she has no talent, then you should really get the fuck off my tv and computer.

goddamn.

she's got no figure.

she's got no ass.

even my hairy man-ass sticks out more than hers

lol. nice mini beer gut ur workin on there.

John Cameron Swayze: This is John Cameron Swayze reporting for Timex. Today we have the Timex -'Marlin' - in front of a loud speaker broadcasting main stream media news...and oh...Kristin - nice cut-offs...let me just hook 'er up here...don't want to scratch the strap...etc...
wait a sec...Ok. - Turn it up...Turn it up ...to... to Williams....!!!
Later Deleted Sounds : Babang ...sprong... what time is it?...Kapow !
John Cameron Swayze : (off camera) Cut. Cut . Cut. Where are they making this crap now - China ?

Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. John Cameron Swayze - what point you twing to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

What see thinking?

What see thinking?

Anyone who thinks she's not smoking hot is either blind or fucking jealous.

That is one ugly annoying bitch

I would tonguefuck her asshole until it was raw.

I would like to masturbate frantically over the top her and spray my demon seed all over those perky lady lumps.

I might even sign my name on her beer gut with my ball batter if she's lucky.

Can't wait until her sex tape comes out......

she needs to do some more situps and crunches, she kinda has a gut.

Why is this site constantly posting 'no name whores' in bikinis?

Surely you can find some 'name whores' posing in bikin's too......

Quit this shit or i will have to start jacking off with the other hand just for a little excitement.

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Pic 16 - looks like someone beat me too it.... surely that wet patch is where her latest conquest pulled out and shot his goo all over her.....

I'd love to drench her sloppy ass with my salty sperm

Got to love dirty sluts like this one.

And we care who this girl is why?
... oh right, the tits.

Whoa, that's one ugly ass.

God i love me some Kristin!

She left her ass in her other bikini.

Superficial, the Lauren Conrad link goes to pictures of SHORTS. Please find pics of her ass hanging out so I can make a fair and righteous judgment. Please.

@ 4-5 - If they're on television I generally don't know and don't care :P Especially if they're on MTV.

alot of gay boys and jealous girls here, this bitch is hot.....so quit yer hatin.

I'll admit she's hot, but only for a regular chick. For someone who's on TV, she really has no ass and could do a few sit ups. I'm not hating; I'm just being honest.

Great tan!

So theyre 2 different people KC and LC? Id bust a nut on that gut...who am I to turn that down....

I remember this gal being really mean and stuck up in Laguna Beach.

She's got an ok face...but that stomach really needs some work on it. For someone being on TV and all. For a regular chick you'd see on the beach in Virginia or the Carolina's...ya she's hot.

No tone, no ass, beginnings of a gut. A vanilla girl who's starting to melt. The very definition of boring.

Seriously, I look at Kristin's ass, and I feel like a kid in a meh store.

I thought this chick was young = tight.

My fucking ex has 10 years on her and has a tighter body. Then again, if all I did was walk around SoCal and get filmed, I guess I'd fall to shit to.

Wow....so another "candid" moment where some no name hollywood whore just so happens to be posing perfectly for paparazzi (who just so happen to be in the area) to take pictures of her in a bikini.

Coincidence is a bitch

ummm...that douche she's with shaved his stomach so you could see how retarded he is with a tattoo. the fact that she's with a guy like that makes her fat and dumb.

She's much prettier than any other girl that is on one of those reality shows. I think if anyone makes it to the other side without falling into oblivion, it's her.

@ 31 - word to that. Yeah she's 'hot' compared to your average American she-beast trolling through Wal-Mart, but hot enough to get paid millions to appear on TV? Hell no. Her gut sticks out further than her ass does, which is ridiculous on someone that young, and since her personality isn't interesting, I can only conclude she is simply another LA douchebag getting paid big money to do nothing and be nothing.

So yes, I AM jealous, and not because of her looks. I'm several years older than her and my stomach and ass look much better, and I go to the gym every day and read books and educate myself and do what I can to contribute to the world - and I will never make a fraction of the income at my 60-hour job that this chick gets to wear bikinis and show off her flabby body by the pool all day. Who wouldn't be jealous?!

Smoking hot rofl...Yeah....ok.....personally i think i'm sexier and that's saying something...she'd look at me with that jelous look all skanky biches have, then flick her hair as a sign of defiance as all skanky bitches do when they're jelous

Good boobage. Nice ass. Yep, this will do.

I'm starting to think there are some seriously lonely men with mother issues who post to this site...now let me go back to drowning kittens in my bathtub.

nice gut, girl. guess youre human like the rest of us.

THERE IS NO ASS

are you guys f.u.c.king BLIND??????

it's flat and droopy

not only is her ass droopy and flabby, her belly button looks like a portal to a deep black hell. Put down the hotdogs girl and do some situps.

Yet another perfect example that being naturally thin does not mean you don't have to work out. Get some muscle tone, Kristin!

She's falling off too!! This girl used to have a smoking body! Why are these bitches letting themselves go? Newsflash your not the average girl on the street your on TV it's your fucking job to look good all the time, so do so!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS SMMMMMMOOOOKING!

@13 - @22... Your both Fukin IDIOTS! she has a great stomach... Hot hot!

Gross

Anyone else see the resemblance between KC and Tara Reid a decade ago. Pretty face, but c'mon. The rest of her looks like an out of shape 14 yr. old boy.

definitely cute.. and not coke whore skinny..

She's pretty, but obviously not a fan of working out. No muscle tone at all.

Any whore that gets blasted on the intarwebs that stems from MtV is a waste of my FAP time.. esp The Hills.. KC is old news, especially her disgusting ass that makes kitty cry.

Has anyone looked at her HANDS?????? What the heck is going on there?

#52

to be honest, tara reid was much hotter a decade ago than kristen is now.

"46. asdf - August 7, 2009 10:43 AM

THERE IS NO ASS

are you guys f.u.c.king BLIND??????

it's flat and droopy"

You're a fucking moron. If anyones blind, its yourself, douche. Posting in caps just amplifies that fact.

And 56.....the last thing I think most people here give a fuck about are her hands...her hands?seriously? gtfo already.

And yea, real big 'beer gut' shes got going on there. Or what was it the other fucktard said? No 'muscle tone' ? Good God. She's in great fucking shape, and just because she doesnt have a damn six pack doesnt change that.

Flabby.

She looks great, good luck on the new show! - bbwsinglesdate.com

She's that young, and her flabby stomach is bigger than her little boy butt? Can you imagine what she'll look like after she's had a baby? Probably about the same, actually.

Is it just me that thinks she looks amazing !!

Very cute face, hot tanned body.

One of the hottest chicks on TV at the moment

Scott's a douche. Probably fat and forty. nice beer gut. Try the treadmill girlfriend. Cellulite and no ass. Looking like Tara R. yikes.

for all you losers, especially guys, that are claiming she has a beer gut.

Come to me, lift your shirt and lets see that tight six pack. What? You don't have one? Just a hairy pale gut? Yeah, that's what I thought!

Girls that are saying it............same to you. I doubt you even look half as good as her!

As for me..I do look good...and better than her. lol.

Italian Girl = NO ass...... she definitely reinforces that stereotype........

That skank is like the road between Dallas and Ft. Worth ... no curves... and what's with that pancake ass ? That shit is so flat my walls are jealous. Christ , she was hot at 17, but she's hit the wall fo sho.

@ 58 - "scott"

Get your lips off her droopy ass ! I hate to burst your little fantasy bubble ... but that flat-assed vapid whore isn't going to see your "internet defender" act and search you out, so there is no need to play that role.

@56 - "Has anyone looked at her HANDS?????? What the heck is going on there?" LOL

I'm looking at her ass (very nice), and, to a lesser extent, her tits (also nice) - but definitely NOT her hands.

NO Butt what the hell you smoking... that's the worst ass I have ever seen!

Uuh.. is this a joke or do you really think her butt looks good? I guess it does if you like flat, slightly cellulite-y butts... Which I suppose you do since there was previous post like this about Megan Fox who also has no butt.

id fuck that

Mama Mia!!! Let me squeeze some of my creamy alfredo sauce into her mouth

She's not bad looking here. But I can see that cute little belly turning into a not so cute Tara Reid fubar gut if she doesn't start hitting the treadmill.

She too young to be this much out of shape. That's just lazy.

She has a bloated belly due to guzzling too much of my manjuice

Do some sit ups for christ sake!

work that beer gut , at least lauren has a personality , and a career!