Aug 12 2009Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant

this means that there's a guy out there who hit that on purpose

LOL. Ewok. har har

It wasn't me.

Thank god.

Probably horse artificial insemination. Some poor dude had to put his entire arm all the way up into that.

PETA is going to be pissed.

There will never be a 'father'. She'll just finally admit to being a hermaphrodite.

She's got some serious chest vainage.

She's got some serious chest vainage.

O.K. I admit it. It was me. But, it was dark, I was drunk, I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. She hypnotized me with her tits, I WASN'T AWARE OF WHAT I WAS DOING, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so ashamed...

Fucking moronic family.

Hahaha...they just showed a repeat of the episode where Kris tells Kourtney to have a baby for her sake but the sisters end up getting her a monkey.

Read a crazy rumor that it's Reggie Bush's lovechild. LOL. Don't believe that, but that would be crazy.

I for one would be proud of this accomplishment. Kourtney, if the biodad won't step up, I am here for you. The only hot Kardashian, and the only educated one!

Why would this person have their own show? I only know her from seeing her posted on this web site. And from what I can gather, she's the sister of that Kim chick, and I don't even know what Kim is famous for, because, again, I only know who she is from seeing her posted on this web site.

Great role models. These Kardashians.

@ 13

Kim Kardashian only became famous because of her sex tape and large buttocks. Khloe is famous for being the 2nd-wheeler to a 2nd-rate celebrity.

who?

I bet it was one of those damn Geico cavemen that did it.

Kourtney Kardashian, so easy only a caveman would do her.

Don't ANY of these idiots ever use condoms?

Or is this just a part of Mama Kardashian's master plan?

Don't ANY of these idiots ever use condoms?

Or is this just a part of Mama Kardashian's master plan?

Isn't this prostitute the one who's famous for her father getting OJ simpson off that murder rap? What a disgraceful repelling whore.

Every white boy on the planet immediately realizes he couldn't possibly be the father.

Face of a sandblasted monkey, 2 water balloons bolted to her chest, and I'm sure she's as furry as Chewbacca...

Who in the fucking hell would stick his dick inside that thing? Oh, Ray J, there you are.... gonna urinate all over her lips & hair too?

Yuck. Someone's gonna regret fathering that kid. What a family of idiots.

What the fuck is the matter with all of you hateful people? Kourtney Kardashian is very cute and some lucky motherfucker got to screw her senseless and blow a load up her tight little snatch. She's a little tiny thing. "Some poor dude had to put his entire arm all the way up into that..." ??? Oh pleeeeeze...

Give me a fucking break. You people all hate anyone who has done better in life than your pathetic selves. How can you blame the Kardashians? Opportunity knocked and they anwered the door. Good for them!

So Kourtney got knocked up...who the fuck cares? Women get pregnant everyday and many of them aren't married. That doesn't make them prostitutes. Nor does Kourtney's late father's having been on OJ's defense team make her "a disgraceful repelling whore."

Dad may have been one. OJ most certainly is. But OJ's actions do not have any reflection on the Kardashian sisters.

In fact the Kardashian women were friends of Nicole's and they sat in court with Denise Brown and her parents, on the prosecution side of the room.

So enough with the fucking hatred. There's already enough of that shit in this world.

I'm no holy roller or anything, but you may want to remember Karma, "what goes around comes around", aka "we reap what we sow", or "he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword", etc. All the same sentiment just in different words.

One more thing, in my own defense I'd like to say: SUCK MY DICK!!

isn't there some kind of government agency controlling who gets to procreate? cause she wouldn't be allowed if i were in charge of said agency.

what i would give to feel the inside of that vag

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Good for her. She has a large family who all seem to love each other so her baby is already blessed in at least one way! I admit I wouldn't be devastated if this meant she left the spotlight as I don't think she's done anything worthy of fame, but I'm still happy for her!

And who the hell cares if she's not married and won't reveal the father? It's 2009 people! What are we going to do, burn her at the stake?

@23

My reply to you is very simple. DIE.

nice vito!! hear hear!!

way to go vitto!

I think the daddy is her stepfather ... don't you?
Why else would Bruce Jenner get a plastic surgery makeover?

Crappy pics.
Hope this is a lie. These vermin don't need to be multiplying. At least they're not on welfare though. That I know of.

@ 16 - :P The cavemen put their head down and walk away embarrassed.

@ 23 - "Opportunity knocked and they anwered the door". Then it peed on them and they got a reality show.
Why do so many people bring up this karma baloney?

@ 23

"How can you blame the Kardashians? Opportunity knocked and they anwered the door. Good for them"

Yes, opportunity knocked and they not only answered the door, they sucked it's dick and let it piss on them,

I suggest they name the new baby Kuntney Kardashian.

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

'won't reveal who the father is" = a pathetic attempt to get people to watch their weekly trainwreck. #23 doesn't think that makes her a prostitute?

hey blue balls, nice rant. If you don't already have erotomania for this man-looking nobody then maybe we should go warn her because I see it in the near future.

You hilariously enough seem to be coming from a moral type point of view, but like the gay muslims, christians etc, seem to have conveniently twisted it to fit your own beliefs on how the world really works. For bitching out people on here, if you really believe in karma, well you have just got yourself in shit for your little rant, and your championing immoral sluts

#33 That was hilarious

How can Kim be so much hotter than all of her sisters? THis broad will be a hag in 3 years.

Has anyone determined Bruce Jenner's whereabouts..? I smell a Woddy Allen type of sitcheeation...

Vito, shut up.

Fuck that, I'm already lined up to buy her kids sex tape.

KIM IS GOING TO BE SUPER JEALOUS NOW THAT KOURTNEY IS GETTING SOME ATTENTION.

EH, KIM WILL DO SOMETHING TO GET THE ATTENTION BACK ON HER. SUCH A WHORE.

Kim and Kourtney are very pretty with great bodies imo, and this is coming from a non-jealous, non-catty female. Only people who are jealous of others go out of their way to rip apart people. No one who is satisfied with their life would do such a thing. Some of you sound really pathetic and miserable with your lives. Big woppie, she's had plastic surgery..what is your point. You don't like her personality, considering none of us know her personally, don't watch the show. Her name is Kourtney, not Kim or her father, so what they do has absolutely no bearing on her. I would bet my life on it the she could give a flying fuck what you think of her. She looks better than the average person, has more money then the average person and is living life, unlike some of you morons who have loads of time to post negative remarks. Do I think Kim or her should be famous? Of course not, they've done nothing, but really at the end of the day..who cares..

Kim and Kourtney are very pretty with great bodies imo, and this is coming from a non-jealous, non-catty female. Only people who are jealous of others go out of their way to rip apart people. No one who is satisfied with their life would do such a thing. Some of you sound really pathetic and miserable with your lives. Big woppie, she's had plastic surgery..what is your point. You don't like her personality, considering none of us know her personally, don't watch the show. Her name is Kourtney, not Kim or her father, so what they do has absolutely no bearing on her. I would bet my life on it the she could give a flying fuck what you think of her. She looks better than the average person, has more money then the average person and is living life, unlike some of you morons who have loads of time to post negative remarks. Do I think Kim or her should be famous? Of course not, they've done nothing, but really at the end of the day..who cares..

She will get married in 4 months.

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O.J. did it.....

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i seriously would. shes the fittest of the Kardashians. Id put my Kock in Kourtney Kardashian's Krack

i seriously would. shes the fittest of the Kardashians. Id put my Kock in Kourtney Kardashian's Krack

I seriously would. she's the fittest of the Kardashian girls. I'd live to put my Kock in Kourtney Kardahsian's Krack

I agree 100% with #44...I think she is a beautiful girl! Have you ever seen her in a bikini?? Her body is sick! Its not like she went overboard with the plastic surgery either....just looks like she got her nose done and her boobs done..which she actually admits about the boobs which is a refreshing change...and FYI...90% of women in Hollywood have had their nose done!!

I am guessing its Dwayne Wade or Dwight Howard. It certainly was not a white guy.

Hey Lee #45

I love my life and my tight little body of 5'2". We make fun of Kim and her sisters because they deserve it with their big fat butts, overeating, lack of knowledge, and self absorbed ways. I hate the way Kim lies about not wearing butt girdles. Just admit you have a big fat saggy butt and you need help Kim. I would never make fun of Oprah because she is honest and has done many great humanitarian things.

I suspect Kourtney is pregnant by her liar cheating ex boyfriend Steve. She seems so desperate for love and some women get pregnant to keep a man. She will end up alone raising his baby.

Was it an immaculate conception? Just askin...

Remeber always spay and neuter your arminian Kardashians if they get out in the open, they breed like flys and there will be more crappy reality shows.

Can't stand ANY of the Kardashian's. They are as worthless as Paris Hilton. Kourtney turning into a preggo doesn't surprise me because 1. she's a slut and can't keep her legs closed even if her life depends on it (well maybe her life is depended on it because of how shallow she is) and 2. she likes the limelight and has no other way of getting noticed.

She needs to fall on her face... that will get a lot of attention.

I WILL LIKE TO SAID THAT F...... THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO YOUR BABY IS A GIFT FROM GOD DO YOU. FROM NEW ORLEANS.GIRL