Aug 13 2009Kourtney Kardashian 'forgot' to take her pill

HAHAHAHAH!!!! Dude, you are a comedic genius!!!!

um, Head WOOKIE is Mrs Obama. Duh.

What a f-ing idiot. Because of people like her we'll hit 7 billion people by 2011. I hope she throws herself down a flight of stairs and loses that thing.

And I forget to warn my computer as I just splooged all over the keyboard!

SHE'S HOT

So if you pee on a Kardashian, do they become pregnant?

@4
Wrong troll.

Actually, I was wondering why E television invited the cast of Monsterquest to come with her.

Even with the high hair and huge heels she looks so small compared to everyone else(especially next to Khloe). So cute! too bad shes a dumbass tho.

How does one "forget" to take their pill many times and not worry about it?? Most would be in a panic! She certainly looks to be enjoying the attention so mystery solved I guess.

She forgot to cover up that horse-face, too. And pancake spackle doesn't count.

Dumb bints like her are why we have so many broken families or people being parents way before they should be.

At least she has money to take care of her precious little mistake.

Wait til the little error in judgement reads all about how it was conceived on the internet.
That wont fuck it up much.

I was actually hoping that the father of this kid was going to be someone other than that asshat Scott Da Dick. That guy is a slimey preppy asshole. Way to go Kourt, your babydaddy is a complete douchebag, at least now you and Britney had something in common

If it's a girl, it would be a good time to invest in any company that manufactures mustache bleach.

That's the typical slut thing to say...you usually don't get pregnant by "forgetting" to take your pill a couple of times. Most women have to "forget" to take their pills for a month to even hope to get pregnant. Way to go ya conniving bitch.

good point Dank
She seems at least ok so this kid will have one good parent unlike Britney's kids that have two douchebags for parents (though one seems to have grownup a bit the last couple of years)

Forgot to take a pill or use a condom....... dumbass.... just abort like you crazy libs like to do!

Oh well, so one more Nanny gets a job, because this fucking useless waste DNA is back out partying just as soon as it's time to change the first diaper.

It will just be another crappy reality show with a baby involved. Keeping up with Crapdashian. Oh how I long for an actual sitcom with "actors"............ Please someone stop reality shows!!!

EWW look at that one pic... moles all over her shoulder. GROSS

CONDOM MAN DOES NOT APPROVE

Boy, if she can't remember to take her pill, what are the odds that she'll remember she's got a kid? When people honk at her that there's a car seat on top of her car?

"Seen here in New York today with The Wookie Queen"

Wonderful description. Should have worked it's way into a headline.

Scott Disick -- rearrange the letters in the last name a bit & you get isDick -- hey he lives up to his name.

She forgot to take her pill. Every heard of condoms, you dirty little whore?

She'll probably forget to take her kid out of the Range Rover while the poor little thing bakes in the Hollywood Hills sun.

This hairy beast needs to have its tubes tied.

Another knocked up, celebrity whore. How sad.

Sluts often come up with excuses at times like this.

I just do not know to adequately describe my disgust for people this rich and this utterly stupid. There must be 10-12 very effective forms of birth control and this woman's head was so vacuous that she could not wrap whatever intelligence she has around the proper use of just 1 of them.

I must ask - does anyone think any of these Kardashians have sense enough to pour piss out of a boot. Would it even help if the instructions were written on the heel?

People can forget to take the pill but it bothers me that her kid might read one day about how it was an accident and how blase she seems about it. Plus the comments about her sisters jealousy?! It's a child, not a status symbol!!

#25 ... probably not ... good one. Like, totally, like I can't, like, believe this, like ... nothing between the fuckin' ears, as usual.

Sorry super, who is this fat bitch and what does this cunt do again?

Scott Disick's own fault for not wearing a condom. Take a lesson, boys!

I suspect she got pregnant to try to fix her cheating part time boyfriend, but this rarely works. I wish her and her baby well. And perhaps a miracle that Scott marries her and changes.

It's reprehensible how this stupid bitch literally thinks unplanned and irresponsible pregnancy is no big deal. Scum of the Earth. All of you like her, please die.

mm i gotta say thats one sexy pic there. I wish all the celebs could capture that come bang me look while wearing sheer fabric clothing like this. Make my life a hell of alot more enjoyable

What the hell? "Sounds so dumb", no, it is stupid you worthless whore. Oh well, at least she didn't mention where the thing was conceived. Oh, it was, like, so incredible! We were sweating like animals in the back of this, like, huge Escalade that was, like, parked outside the KFC! Like, OMG!

Another reason not to fuck a dimwit.

I was hoping to see a pic of her taking a header from walking on the grate. Oh, well.

Those two FUCK UPS deserve each other...poor kid....

No sorry I don't find this funny at all. Any asshole man on here who thinks it's easy to swallow a pill at the exact same time every SINGLE day, regardless of what you're doing, how tired you are etc is living in fucking cuckoo land and ought to be doubly glad he has a dick and not a uterus. To arrange to take it at 7am before work, then have to wake up at 7am on weekends to take it so it's on time. Or take it at 5pm at night, then have to be in your house everyday at 5pm, or cart pills around. Or to take it at midnight, then have to be in every night at midnight. When you are looking at a packet of 20-odd pills thinking sh*t did I take todays yet? Or dropping one down the sink and messing up the schedule. Just FUCK YOU ALL and good luck when the supposed MALE birth control pill comes around, see how you like it

Oh yeah and you're not allowed to VOMIT, have diarreah or take antibiotics. If we do it's still 'our fault'. How dare we need to take other medication that stops the pill working. No, not as easy as it seems. Fuck this stupid message. Saying that though... their whole family is stupid. But lets not talk about birth control and 'responsibility'. I think, at least she admitted it? Unlike those who pretend they did everything right like 'the condom broke' I am tired of hearing that one LOL

@7, people do panic about it, but what difference would that make? It's a bit late for her to be worrying, considering she would already be up the duff. When people miss a pill and don't get pregnant they start to think (it's human nature) that it's not likely to happen and they will be 'lucky' again, like #12 thinks. As she said, she missed them quite a few times and got away with it. (In fact some stay in your system and stop you getting pregnant for a few months to a year.) Who knows whats going on in there

Will Kourtney, who is due in December, and Scott walk down the aisle any time soon? We'll see!

Did she get knocked up solely to promote her new reality show, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami? Anything is possible with this family.

Who are these vacuous twats...the Kardashians...again?

It's really not difficult to take a pill every day. They have the days of the week written on them, you can take them up to 12 hours late and still be ok, they fit in your purse or pocket. Just take it whenever you're doing something you DO remember to do every day - like eating lunch.

I've not missed one in 17 years - probably cos I don't wanna get pregnant.

Having said that, it's also been about 17 years since they said the male pill was only 5 years away, so that still sucks.

@37: You dumb fucking cunt... If a woman CHOOSES to go on the pill, she should have the mental capacity to actually take the pill regularly, like you're supposed to. Sure, accidents happen and you might miss one or not take it at the exact same time every day, but if you're too fucking stupid to or can't handle the responsibility, then using the pill isn't the right method of birth control for you.

That sad thing is it's the idiots like you that are all "accidentally" getting pregnant and adding even more fucking retards to the already out of control population.

#37 - wow, you act like taking a tiny pill is the hardest thing in the world.

how about this - instead of taking it at 7am like a dumb ass since of course no one would want to get up that early on weekends, take it at 3pm everyday.

secondly, you wrote you're too tired to take the pill some days. really? what do u do? what can your job possibly be that you can't take one second, and swallow a tiny pill. in fact, these pills are so small you dont even need to wash them down with water.

dumbass.

wow, every time i read about these kardashians, they get dumber and dumber. KARDASHIANS, PLEASE DO NOT PROCREATE. WE DON'T NEED MORE DUMB PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!

Christ 37, calm down, how fucking hard is it to take a pill out of a labled container on a daily basis?! A lot of men take pills every day too, it's not rocket science.
And perhaps you weren't aware of the dozens of other birth control methods around these days for women who "can't remember" to take a pill everyday. Go use one of those.

Ok, aside from the cute one letting a puck get past the goalie, What the Fuck is up with the Kourtney & Khloe take Miami border on this page? Khloe should be in the background or rather she should be the background. You can't airbrush the "sasquatch" out of the sasquatch...goonie goo goo indeed!

Kourtney is, like, worthless. More crappy pics.

@ 37 - maybe she could buy one of those reminder alarms? A tacky looking one with sparkles on it? Or get one of those long term dosage contraptions, since all that crap's unhealthy anyway?

HA HA! Holy shit! Whose body did they past Khloe Kows head on in this "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami" ad? Are you shittin' me?

I got pregnant on purpose just like Kourtney so I could keep the man I thought was worth having. We were married at the time and I knew he did not want kids but I thought getting pregnant would make us closer. He ended up divorcing me and has nothing to do with me or our baby. I end up getting used by men because I am desperate for love. I wish I just dated and married the right man when he came along. I am miserable and have a hyper 3 year old boy to raise by myself. Ladies don't get pregnant to keep a man because it never works and you end up alone.

#37

It is very hard to get pregnant while on the pill unless you miss many days and not just one day. Taking the pill is easy; you take a shower daily, so just take the pill before you get in the shower. You remember to put on make up everyday so you look nice, so taking the pill everyday is another good habit. I stop taking the pill because I got tired of smelling like fish all the time. I don't care what women say; you will end up smelling like your lovers juice. And if you douche then you will smell like douche and your lovers juice. If you have more than one lover giving you juice then you will smell twice as bad or get an infection. I love having a fresh pussy daily.

She doesn't sound like she really regrets it,is it?

@ 10 - He reminds me of those preppy murder type guys (Robert Chambers, Lyle and Erik Menendez), except more fat and greasy looking. Why do these girls have to scratch around for losers to date?

@ 10 - He reminds me of those preppy murder type guys (Robert Chambers, Lyle and Erik Menendez), except more fat and greasy looking. Why do these girls have to scratch around for losers to date?

http://scottdisick.com/

She's the oldest of the Kardashian' sistas.She's even pretty proud to be first? Isn't it?

jesus christ 37, it's not that big of a deal. no one is making you take a pill. i assume you chose that form of birth control yourself. well, choose another one if it's such a fucking burden, or better yet, get a fucking hysterectomy and spare us all from being subjected to your offspring.

@52 Her mother will stop whining.

First off, if you that deathly afraid of getting pregnant then take birth control pills, along with not letting the guy finish in you AND wear a condom. And yes to the know it alls, sometimes you get sidetracked and forget to take the pill. I have forgotten plenty of times, and taken it the next day and I very rearely take it at the EXACT time every day and am still not pregnant. Then again, I also never let my husband finish in me either. I take mine in the late morning at work or on the weekends I am up already. This is why you don't take them at 6 am. I don' think she should have announced this publicly either though in case the kid reads this one day, which I'm sure they will and think "yay I was a huge mistake any mommy let the whole world know"

These bitches love to be breed as often as possible.

She discovered her pregnancy late,isn't it?

she is officially dumber than even kim.

It's official, evolution has failed.

Who really cares, honestly some people on here are wayyy too upset over this issue, and it is scary. At least this girl is old enough and can afford a kid unlike half of the morons out there who do not have the capacity to even understand how to put a pill in their mouth.

#51

Lol! No doubt Robert Chambers!

Kourt could have found a man that loves her more than she loves him and would be happy and secure. She lost a good chance of finding a good man by having this jerks baby.

@37
Its pretty hard to get pregnant just by "forgetting" to take a pill. Like it was said earlier, you'd have to "forget" to take a pill for over a month for your body to even be able to become pregnant (and this is extremely rare), and it takes up to a year for all the hormones and affects of the pill to go away. Most healthy women have to wait that entire year just to conceive after they stop taking the pill. There is no way she could possibly just "forget" and get pregnant- it was most likely intentional.

kardashian? she's a muslim, whats she doing with a skimpy dress like that! it's completely innapropriate!!!

Has anyone else noticed how different Kourtney Kardashian looks? It's very obvious to me she had something done to her chin and nose - she had this bulldoggy look to her face before and she's looking more like Kim now. There's no way she looks different because of a new hair style - her face just looks SO different - she's actually somewhat pretty. She's always had the personality of a dead tree....am I the only one that's noticed the change???