Aug 27 2009Kim Kardashian is a water goddess and other news
- Chris Brown will appear on Larry King Live - with his mommy and lawyer beside him. Seriously, how big of a pussy is this kid that he's afraid of questions from an octogenarian? Give it to me straight. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jeremy Piven has been vindicated for his departure from the David Mamet play Speed the Plow after an arbiter ruled he did not breach his contract. After the proceedings, the arbiter was generously tipped with Entourage Season 2 on DVD and is now suing to reverse his decision. [PopEater]
- Kristen Stewart is getting naked in an upcoming independent film. Now you ladies can see what your dear Edward's been hitting while your boyfriend masturbates under a blanket. It's the perfect date movie! [Celebslam]
- Natalie Portman enjoys rap songs about penises. Seriously. [PopSugar]
- Kate Gosselin makes Target employees escort her to car as if their lives aren't shitty enough. Nice one. [Just Jared]
- Anne Heche hates her ex-husband. Maybe you've heard. [The Blemish]
- Shania Twain proves she's learned her lesson about men - by getting married again. Smart! [ICYDK]
- George Clooney broke his hand after accidentally slamming it in a car door. And by car door I mean 20 naked cocktail waitresses. [Wonderwall]
Reader Comments
1. titsonsnack - August 27, 2009 10:09 PM
One time fourteen years ago I sent an envelope full of alphabet-shaped pasta to Jonathan Brandis.
2. Fredfirst - August 27, 2009 10:10 PM
Who?
3. Sexy Costumes - August 27, 2009 10:14 PM
Holy bronzer, Batman!
4. del - August 27, 2009 10:28 PM
What?
5. Sickitten - August 27, 2009 10:51 PM
I actually liked Kim's original hooked nose. I think she pulled it off.
http://sickitten.com/2009/04/30/kardashian-had-cheek-implants-nose-job-deethnic-surgery.aspx
I agree she needed the cheek implants
6. Sue - August 27, 2009 10:55 PM
The Kate G. story should read "their lives" not "there's live". Dummy.
7. Sickitten - August 27, 2009 11:06 PM
Natalie Portman is a phoney baloney & I believe that blind item about someone moving back to their parents home on LI because of a Vicodan problem IS HER
George Clooney never attended college, either did his dad, right?
8. Sickitten - August 27, 2009 11:30 PM
Now, Shania, that's a beautiful woman!
9. Nameless - August 27, 2009 11:59 PM
Reggie Bush must really like the peen if he let this get away.
10. IKE - August 28, 2009 1:14 AM
Uh...Nameless, I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one. Reggie has apparently spent too many showers with his teammates.
11. Mark - August 28, 2009 3:01 AM
Kim looks gorgeous. She looks like a mermaid ready to come out of water and lure men with her marvelous body. :)
12. Vikram81 - August 28, 2009 3:56 AM
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13. Dick Throbbn - August 28, 2009 5:17 AM
WOW, she got nice cans no matter what you say !
14. Narcissist - August 28, 2009 5:54 AM
Kim Kumdumpster is water pollution.
I like Natalie Portmans rap video from Saturday Night Live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw&feature=related
Lazy Town likes to rap, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY
15. Dinosaur - August 28, 2009 8:21 AM
Stretch marks on that right boob (left in the picture)....All natural droopy teardrop boobs. 99% of us haven't a chance of hittin' that, but I've a 100% chance in my fantasy, excuse me
16. LPB - August 28, 2009 8:22 AM
Hey, look! Her butt really doesn't look that big if we cover it with the Atlantic Ocean!
17. MIKE - August 28, 2009 8:46 AM
DOES KIM JUST GO AROUND HAVING PICTURES TAKEN OF HERSELF?
SHE'S PLASTIC AND GROSS. WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST GO AWAY?
18. fanta - August 28, 2009 8:48 AM
brain dead kim is probably taking these pics to get the attention back on herself and off kourtney.
why the hell is kim even being photographed? she has never done anything newsworthy and will never do anything that requires talent.
19. ROUGH Daddy - August 28, 2009 8:58 AM
Hottest thing i ever heard, docile Natalie is a closeted fan of the whisper song...
20. 448 - August 28, 2009 9:09 AM
mark, #11...youre a cheeseball. kim is a disgusting, talentless fake whore.
21. haha - August 28, 2009 9:13 AM
#16 - that was funny!
22. Sport - August 28, 2009 10:11 AM
Fake, posed and attention starved.
23. Johnny Lava - August 28, 2009 10:14 AM
I would drink her bath water.
24. haha - August 28, 2009 10:21 AM
#23, johnny lava: enjoy the STDs and other diseases you'd get from drinking her bath water.
25. GG1000 - August 28, 2009 11:06 AM
Gravity is that girl's enemy; she should never again be in a pose with no "support."
26. Jackson - August 28, 2009 11:48 AM
This is a great pic of Kim because she is not showing her fat girdle ass!
27. Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2009 11:58 AM
Lookout! A Japaneese whaling vessel may hit her with a harpoon.....
28. World Sexy Girls - August 28, 2009 12:12 PM
yes megan fox is always my idol
29. FACE - August 28, 2009 12:26 PM
Competely worthless - but the most beautiful woman in Hollywood hands down
30. TheJoker07 - August 28, 2009 12:39 PM
Hot!
31. tiny dancer - August 28, 2009 1:11 PM
Sorry, but real watergoddesses don't wear a couple of yards of cheap sequin material from JoAnn Fabrics and call it an outfit.
32. haha - August 28, 2009 1:18 PM
#31, eh, what else do u expect from kim the whore?
33. Anita Hanchob - August 28, 2009 1:51 PM
shes out mudsharking for rockfish...
34. Gando - August 28, 2009 4:54 PM
This can't be a Sirene.Unless it's one with a loose-fit mermaid tail.
35. Darth - August 28, 2009 4:58 PM
Is this the newest trend among Sirenes? The tail wrapped around the chest?
36. Galtacticus - August 28, 2009 5:10 PM
#35
Photo was taken in American coastal waters.No nipps allowed.
37. me - August 28, 2009 5:24 PM
she's pretty.
38. Rhialto - August 28, 2009 5:58 PM
Anne Heche latest movie "Spread" is quite a succes in France and Russia!?
39. Gando - August 28, 2009 6:04 PM
#38
They were probably already sold by the title.
40. Jamie's Uterus - August 28, 2009 6:56 PM
Stuff this tired ass skank in a suitcase too.
41. Leroy - August 29, 2009 9:00 AM
Skank B.M.W.
Kut Smells of vinegar
42. Jed - August 29, 2009 9:56 AM
Her implants are too heavy and causing her to have stretch marks on her right breast. Too bad she got too fat for her height and got a big fat saggy butt. Kim needs to much airbrushing to be considered a sex kitten, but she gives hope for short fat saggy ass chicks all over the US, that photoshop is not so bad.
43. sweets - August 30, 2009 9:57 AM
she is sweet why not at least she has a life exciting at that
44. sweets - August 30, 2009 9:57 AM
she is sweet why not at least she has a life exciting at that
45. sweets - August 30, 2009 9:57 AM
she is sweet why not at least she has a life exciting at that
46. Sammy - August 30, 2009 1:42 PM
#31
It does look like a JoAnn fabric sample lol! What a pathetic short saggy fat butt no talent porn star media whore celebrity. I bet Reggie is banging a hot tight small shapely butt sex goddess with real perky tits!
47. Elk4758 - August 30, 2009 10:07 PM
I read all your comments (ok actually I only read like 3 cuz it's the same stuff repeated over and over) and all of that crap you’re spuing doesn’t change and will never change the fact that she is craze hot and you’re miserable and ugly. So just give-up already.
48. Exotic_Honey - August 31, 2009 11:03 AM
one of the best beauties right here! i frikkin love you kiiiiiim!
49. Exotic_Honey - August 31, 2009 11:05 AM
one of the best beauties right here! i frikkin love you kiiiiiim!
50. Wayne - August 31, 2009 11:08 AM
Too bad Kim got too fat and now has a big fat loose buttocks. I bet her peeps were happy they did not have to do the major airbrushing on her big fat loose butt and thunder thighs.