Aug 28 2009Kelly Brook wearing lingerie
Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men's magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative ski mask. "Sir, you're supposed to go down the slopes, not lay face first in the snow moaning like a wounded tiger." "Go 'way."
That's the life.

Reader Comments
1. Free Willy - August 28, 2009 3:58 PM
Damn. Friday Feel good.
2. annie - August 28, 2009 3:59 PM
first!
3. hmm - August 28, 2009 4:02 PM
what a fine, fine piece of ass.
4. nastyjay - August 28, 2009 4:05 PM
now THATS one purrrfect woman... phukkers
5. havoc - August 28, 2009 4:09 PM
DAYUM.....
If I had that, I'd build a fucking altar in the bedroom......
.
6. D - August 28, 2009 4:16 PM
Picture 2 is the greatest thing I've seen in a week.
7. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 28, 2009 4:18 PM
Ridiculously bodacious. I like it!
8. Randal - August 28, 2009 4:20 PM
Kelly Brook is a marketing genius. Her most recent book speaks volumes of her intelligence and her rise to success. No matter where she goes, the spotlight shines bright.
Randal
9. Danklin24 - August 28, 2009 4:27 PM
Fuckin christ this woman is hot! Wow! I want to shake the persons hand that came up with this shoot. Amen!
10. Danklin24 - August 28, 2009 4:28 PM
she has a book? what the hell is it about? whats she even do?
11. Parminder - August 28, 2009 4:29 PM
Wooooow....Great Picture...Thanks for sharing....
12. 12 year old boy - August 28, 2009 4:29 PM
Why does she look like a man?
13. april - August 28, 2009 4:33 PM
i want those legs!
14. joe blow - August 28, 2009 4:35 PM
The only thing missing from her is several inches of me.
15. Onyx Blackman - August 28, 2009 4:36 PM
Fucking A. I want to have sexual intercouse with that woman.
16. sean - August 28, 2009 4:36 PM
that's an old set...i've had a wallpaper on my desktop from this shoot for a loooooong time...at least a year i think
17. sean - August 28, 2009 4:37 PM
in fact, it's picture 7 on my desktop right now.
18. PB - August 28, 2009 4:42 PM
Thank god... hopefully she breaks the current fashion trend of low-rise bikinis -- they look so much better pulled up a little emphasizing curves and dipping in the front instead of a straight line across a girl's gunt.
19. The Rake - August 28, 2009 4:47 PM
They did a great job with her make-up, cause she looks amazing. I wonder if/how the photographer managed not to rub one out.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
20. movie trailers - August 28, 2009 4:48 PM
very very sexyyyy
21. ROUGH Daddy - August 28, 2009 4:51 PM
How does a girl manage to tease and please simultaneously in print pictures? Billy is In-zane for breaking up with this girl...
22. alisa - August 28, 2009 4:53 PM
she's seriously perfect.... but she could do much better than a lame men's magazine
23. bert - August 28, 2009 4:54 PM
And on the 8th day.......
24. Kelley - August 28, 2009 5:11 PM
I haven't read the comments, but if this is a boob job? It's an awfully good one ... what's the scoop ? Are they real ? If so she is the most beautiful thing ever.
25. Ryan the Canadian - August 28, 2009 5:11 PM
Thanks Fish.
26. Christina - August 28, 2009 5:24 PM
Oh look, its an attractive woman.
27. G - August 28, 2009 5:28 PM
Her boobs are real....and she is HOT
28. G - August 28, 2009 5:28 PM
Her boobs are real....and she is HOT
29. bill - August 28, 2009 5:28 PM
when i see a woman this beautiful strangely i feel a little ill..........i guess it's called heartsick..... o man
30. dude_on - August 28, 2009 5:36 PM
This is journalistic integrity in its purest form and I for one applaud the fish. It makes you wonder why we would ever need another Jon the douchenozzle screws an ugly skank post... ever.
31. spicy - August 28, 2009 5:37 PM
as a female... i am just speechless. i wish i could reincarnate myself as kelly brook. DEAR GOD. MM.
32. jt - August 28, 2009 5:41 PM
sweet jesus, i can't breathe.
33. crawlin - August 28, 2009 5:45 PM
man. oh man oh man oh man oh man.
i'm jealous as hell.
34. God - August 28, 2009 5:48 PM
I did good
35. UPinYA - August 28, 2009 6:17 PM
Now I'm all sticky. Super hot!! The cigarette is a real turn off, but, I'll let it slide this time.
36. bobx - August 28, 2009 6:17 PM
I don't mean to nitpick, but her face is too long and manly for my taste.
37. Me - August 28, 2009 6:24 PM
@36...........she has a face ?? :p
38. shane - August 28, 2009 6:30 PM
I'm conflicted. Her body is hot yet her face looks like a tranny Raquel Welch impersonator.
39. M - August 28, 2009 6:32 PM
I'm disappointed that they photoshopped her so much. Especially her thighs! Compare pic 5 to pic 9, in pic 9 they slimmed her thighs.
40. nate85 - August 28, 2009 6:38 PM
@36
Why are we talking about her face. She's clearly not a beauty model. Without her awesome rack the only thing this girl would be modeling is clay.
41. B - August 28, 2009 6:48 PM
Yeah, these pics are awesome any all, but they're from her 2008 calendar shoot, so they're like two years old.
That being said, they're still hotter than half the useless skanks that get posted here. At least if we're posting pics of some not-quite-famous or famous-but-useless chick, have them be pics that look this damn good.
42. scooby - August 28, 2009 6:50 PM
oh hell yeah...
43. Sport - August 28, 2009 7:23 PM
Yumm.
44. dfa74 - August 28, 2009 7:29 PM
Don't go to the Loaded mag site that is linked in this article. Just got some mad spyware from there.
45. KP - August 28, 2009 7:53 PM
Wow, they photoshopped the hell out of those pictures, didn't they...
46. RichPort's Ass Hurts - August 28, 2009 8:14 PM
45. Yes they did.
I'd usually offer some observation about Kelly Brook being soft, untoned, even a bit flabby, but the Photoshop took care of most of that, leaving her looking as realistic as a plastic Barbie doll. Great work, Photoshop dude!
47. Sunny - August 28, 2009 8:43 PM
The rack looks good, but is def not real. She looks hot, but those implants are HUGE!!!
48. Sunny - August 28, 2009 8:46 PM
Pic 6 is the telltale.
49. lovelyriot - August 28, 2009 8:55 PM
Why do chicks with huge boobs insist on wearing a bra that is about three cup sizes too small? It looks ridiculous. And can't possibly be comfortable either.
50. manscaper - August 28, 2009 9:20 PM
Good pics and all but WTF is fish on glue? What the hell is all that ski mask nonsense supposed to mean?
51. Josh - August 28, 2009 9:36 PM
These are literally over a year old.
52. jtwhite - August 28, 2009 9:58 PM
sooo hot!
check this blog - all about hot models
www.Madamal.com
It is 2 legit. 2 legit 2 quit.
53. Sexualsong - August 28, 2009 10:00 PM
Very beautiful lady.
54. Elisa - August 28, 2009 10:54 PM
What a fucking bitch!
Sorry, I don't say that because she is... but only because I'm soooo jealous and envious of her body!
55. lola - August 28, 2009 11:07 PM
These pictures all look incredibly fake. She is an attractive woman IMO
56. sonia - August 28, 2009 11:26 PM
her boobs are real and not fake. it's a shame such a beautiful woman like this is posing in such a brutal magazine as Loaded. She deserves better magazines than some guy jack off mag.
57. Crapcakes - August 28, 2009 11:46 PM
It's funny, isn't this the girl everyone here called saggy tits when she was on the beach topless? Now you think she's hot... hippocryte. Hippocrate? Hypocrite? There. That's it. Fuckers.
58. Robot - August 28, 2009 11:48 PM
@49
This is a photo shoot it's not real. Girls don't walk around in bras 3 times smaller on a normal basis or they would end up with major problems. But during a short photo shoot in front of a camera is fine. It's just for show because it looks better. It's just like the clothes models wear on the runway. It's not like people actually wear most of that stuff in real life.
59. Alli Watermelon - August 28, 2009 11:56 PM
If I had a penis, I would have a BONER. If I was lesbian, I'd make her MINE! Ahhhh she's so hot!
60. Dee Snuts - August 29, 2009 12:39 AM
THIS.
61. *bites down on knuckle* - August 29, 2009 12:45 AM
smokin HOT. GOT DAYUM.
62. jonelovejone - August 29, 2009 1:16 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
63. jonelovejone - August 29, 2009 1:16 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
64. Anna - August 29, 2009 1:17 AM
Even though she is obviously airbrushed like every other celeb...this is a **real** woman's body, curves baby, not too thin not too fat.
65. SeeYouNextTuesday - August 29, 2009 1:34 AM
Here's why this chick is PERFECTION:
What's missing:
No whore-y, overdone "porn-star" make-up.
No Oompah Loompah tan (uh... Jenna Jamison?)
No fake "doesn't-exist-in-nature" platinum blonde dye job/weave/extentions
No Hollywood chicklet teeth, trout pout, botox, or hack nosejob
No bolt ons (frankentitties)
No Ed Hardy clothing, ugly tattoos, excessive bling, or stripper shoes... (although the smoking is a DEFINITE grossout.)
Why she looks good, even to the girls:
Tasteful make-up-- sexy without looking like a clownfaced bimbo
May have had some "work" done, but everything looks relatively proportional (I'm looking at YOU, Pamela Anderson...)
Killer Lingerie-- shows the goods, without making her look like a strung out stripper with a daddy complex (...Anna Nicole?)
Poses are very suggestive, without being raunchy and over-the-top like something Madonna would do. (...Barf...)
I say well done. You know it's good when the chicks wanna be you and the dudes wanna bone you. (That is except for Randal. He just wants to go shoe shopping with you and then grab a mochaccino and talk about what moisturizer is the best for your skin type.)
Randall = gobbler of tools, tosser of salads, avid practicioner of ass-pirating, lowly burgler of turds.
That is all.
66. vito - August 29, 2009 3:19 AM
She's so hot I'd let her fuck *me* in the ass!
In fact, I think I'd ask her to.
67. Ted Kennedy - August 29, 2009 3:35 AM
I would definitely drive this girl home from a party, take a wrong turn and crash my car into a body of water, escape said car (thus leaving her behind to drown), drunkenly walk a few miles into town, go to bed, wake up, and then finally tell someone ten hours or so later when I think I might get caught.
Yep, I'd do all that
68. OceanC_Lifeguard - August 29, 2009 3:41 AM
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
OMG SHE IS soooooooooooo SEXXXYYYYYY.
I WANt her...well im not lesbo...but...i wanna...
.....
69. Vandal - August 29, 2009 3:54 AM
KNICKERS KNACKERS KNOCKERS!
70. kllovekate - August 29, 2009 4:44 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
71. kllovekate - August 29, 2009 4:44 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
72. kllovekate - August 29, 2009 4:45 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
73. Acai Berry - August 29, 2009 4:50 AM
Th picture number eight is awesome man..... really very seductive.
74. L - August 29, 2009 7:24 AM
fat
75. Anna - August 29, 2009 8:11 AM
Wow, you all seem satisfied, Why don't you go look at the Emma Roberts bikini picture that get you off.
76. Marc - August 29, 2009 8:15 AM
Kelly Brook is simply amazing.
I think she have a perfect body and her face is a face of the goddess. She have a beauty and style and appearance.
Considering that she have a money too, a man can not ask more... :-)
77. Consensus Jenson - August 29, 2009 8:51 AM
All women should look like this woman, it's not that hard. If you're a fat woman eat less and work out if you're a skinny woman eat more and work out, what's so hard? There should be 3 billion women on the planet looking like this.. but no she's the only one, I mean come on are you trying???????
Women come to this site I guess? Can you all please explain to eachother that this is how you should look? Realize that if you're a woman and you don't look like this then what the fuck are you doing????? And.. AND the bitch has nothing to say, PERFECT woman, pass it along fucking anne heche motherfuckers.
78. Nameless - August 29, 2009 9:09 AM
Don't know her....don't know why she's famous...but she is definitely hot as hell.
79. sweet like salsa - August 29, 2009 9:11 AM
#77 right..... and all men should have six...no eight packs, shapely arms, be atleast 6 ft tall and make a six figure annual salary. oh, and nothing less than 8 inches please....
is this the same Kelly Brook as the chick in the orange bikkini? wow talk about the power of makeup/photoshop
80. Xe - August 29, 2009 9:29 AM
@77
if everyone looked like her she wouldn't be beautiful anymore, would she?
81. kllovekate - August 29, 2009 10:20 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
82. kllovekate - August 29, 2009 10:20 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
83. RtSS - August 29, 2009 11:27 AM
Wow... I would be in real trouble with Kelly. I would bang her hard and fast with my schlong in each of her holes, and spurt my protein turbo injection shake into each of them. But, then I'd look at that amazingly perfect body, and would be rock hard and standing at attention again. I would have wood constantly 24x7x365 if I was around this gorgeous piece of woman. I would die an exhausted, depleted individual. As the medics would note, when they came to haul my dead lifeless body away, my face would have a permanent grin on it. Kelly, call me... You won't be disappointed.
84. Kelley - August 29, 2009 12:44 PM
Fuck off, kllovekate, and stop posting about singles sites ... "keep your comments relative to the posts." Or is English your second language ??
Say, if Kim Kardashian's tits are real, as she says, then how come they don't look like Kelly's ?? Just sayin' ...
85. Rob - August 29, 2009 12:47 PM
Those pics are more than 3 years old and appeared in a 2007 issue of Maxim.
86. tarts n' cream - August 29, 2009 3:12 PM
AIIRRBRUSSSHING!
At least they successfully took the look of stupid off of her face. That alone was worth the price of digital enhancement three times over.
87. PooPants - August 29, 2009 4:10 PM
Ugh I hate reading in the comments about guys that want to "bust a load on this chick's tits" or "fuck her in every hole" etc. Guys who say that are pathetic losers who can't get any pussy and would also probably fuck a goat's holes, if they had a chance.
Go back to fapping to the computer screen and stop posting about your exaggerated sexual prowess.
You will never get a girl like this!
And no one cares that you want to fuck her!
88. meo9 - August 29, 2009 4:26 PM
WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ....ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ......NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL....THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO .....GROW UP AND GET A LIFE .....sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad
89. meo9 - August 29, 2009 4:26 PM
WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ....ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ......NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL....THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO .....GROW UP AND GET A LIFE .....sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad
90. meo9 - August 29, 2009 4:26 PM
WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ....ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ......NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL....THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO .....GROW UP AND GET A LIFE .....sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad
91. meo9 - August 29, 2009 4:27 PM
WHY OH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK LOOKS ARE THE ONLY FUCK#N THING IS THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS ....ALL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO GAG ......NO WONDER THIS SITE IS CALLED THE SUPERFICIAL....THATS ALL YOU ARE !! THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN BOOB JOBS AND LIPO .....GROW UP AND GET A LIFE .....sure looking good is great and all but if this is the only depth in your life and your only thing to contribut e to the world i think its pretty sad
92. Mike - August 29, 2009 4:27 PM
This, my friends, is why Jesus was invented.
93. pete - August 29, 2009 4:59 PM
She is beautiful, period. End of discussion
94. pete - August 29, 2009 5:00 PM
She is beautiful, period. End of discussion
95. anne - August 29, 2009 6:30 PM
@77
umm are we supposed to get back in our mothers' uterus and ask God for bigger tits too? this woman is not that special without her amazing natural DD's (or E's according to Wikipedia). no boob job can create what she has. so get your head out of your ass. there's plenty of women with more beautiful faces and more toned bodies. But her boobs make it impossible to notice or care about any other part of her, as long as nothing is obviously repulsive.
96. The Answer! - August 29, 2009 7:09 PM
@49 Because it makes men's dicks really hard & men enjoy giving $ and shiny things to pretty women with big tits that wear bras that way... and they usually don't have to wear them for very long because it's just visual stimulation! U see a win win arrangement- question answered.
97. HOOTERS! - August 29, 2009 7:32 PM
OMFG, bitches stop being jealous! We are all beautiful in our own way but Kelly Brook is AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!
Yay for Kelly! So beautiful <3
98. Funeral Guy - August 29, 2009 8:42 PM
I was going to say something snarky but I'm speechless. This chick is about as good as it can get.
99. clpierced - August 29, 2009 9:13 PM
Eh where are all the guys from this site from? you act like women like her are not everywhere. Update: there are hot women with huge boobs everywhere. i consider myself very hot with a nice bod, but smaller boobs. and i am from a small town (not city) in michigan. sooo i think every male in here needs to put their tennies on and go out and see the world. okay, how about go to your local bars/clubs/restaurants and you will see hot women, not all hot, but you will find some. hey you can even jack off under a table/booth if they are that hot :)
100. kllovekate - August 30, 2009 1:37 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
101. kllovekate - August 30, 2009 1:37 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
102. rob - August 30, 2009 3:17 AM
How many times is Loaded going to recycle these pics. There at least a year old... Kelly is hot!! and all but stop passing these off as new.
103. QnLabs - August 30, 2009 3:33 AM
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104. Dee Snuts - August 30, 2009 4:05 AM
@ 88/89/90
Okay, we get it. You're a hatchet-faced hunchback with a sloped forehead, a giant blubbery fupa, and a bucktoothed, gummy smile. Go skip your jealous ass over to plussizedandfugly.com and leave the big kids on the Fish alone. Besides, your giant, sausage-like fingers are causing you to triple post, and we don't appreciate that shit 'round here.
105. Heidi Hole - August 30, 2009 4:10 AM
# 79 FTW !!!!
106. boettcherotto - August 30, 2009 7:25 AM
This is something interesting.
http://www.getthemonline.com/
107. H_Chick - August 30, 2009 8:20 AM
She is very beautiful. The pic's have been extremely tastefully done (its possible for a picture to be extremely provocative with out the camera staring right up someones snatch!) and I think the jealous naysayers just need to accept that she is a very natural looking beauty. Doesnt matter if the pics are three years old. She has a nice body - it looks firm and smooth without being scrawny and emaciated like Madonna, for instance who has obviously got "lean and sexy" confused with "the living dead".
Well done Fish! <
108. watzabatza - August 30, 2009 9:38 AM
Wow! So gorgeous lady..
109. crus - August 30, 2009 9:41 AM
aie aie mama mia
c'est un block !
i wish i could reincarnate myself as kelly's bra
110. gotmilk? - August 30, 2009 10:47 AM
you are right, she looks amazing (minus her face) when her doughiness is all photoshopped away.
111. me09 - August 30, 2009 10:48 AM
HEY # 104 .... WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS ...NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104
112. me09 - August 30, 2009 10:48 AM
HEY # 104 .... WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS ...NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104
113. me09 - August 30, 2009 10:48 AM
HEY # 104 .... WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS ...NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104
114. me09 - August 30, 2009 10:48 AM
HEY # 104 .... WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS ...NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104
115. me09 - August 30, 2009 10:48 AM
HEY # 104 .... WHY TALK ABOUT URSELF THAT WAY ??? IM SURE YOU ARE SOME SMELLY , LONELY , PERVERT THAT HAS TO GOOGLE PUSSY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF GETTIN SUM !!!! ME JEALOUS ...NOT EVEN CLOSE ,,, I AM VERY SECURE IN WHO I AM , I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCE AND BEAUTIFUL FAMILY , THERE IS MORE TO MY LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF HAVING HONEY !!!! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PERVERTS ON HERE THAT HAVE TO GO TO BED EVERY NITE ALONE AND ONLY WISH THEY HAD SOMEONE NEXT TO THEM THAT LOOKS EVEN 1/2 AS DECENT AS THIS CHICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JACK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR # 104
116. ha - August 30, 2009 11:09 AM
@111-115
How about hang out with your "wonderful fiancee and beautiful family" instead of annoying everyone online with your all-caps, quintuple post. Go away, you clearly don't like it here.
117. JoeJack - August 30, 2009 11:59 AM
Amazing body AND the perfect belly button for the money shot.
118. Five Alive - August 30, 2009 12:07 PM
"26. Christina - August 28, 2009 5:24 PM
Oh look, its an attractive woman."
Oh look, a jealous cunt.
119. A.M.R. - August 30, 2009 12:16 PM
No woman epitomizes "curvy" better than her.... oh my god. Want.
120. haider - August 30, 2009 12:27 PM
kelly is hot, hot, hot, but she ain't as hot as me
121. The DIPSTIX CREW - August 30, 2009 1:08 PM
The DIPSTIX crew says THANK YOU
122. EuroNeckPain - August 30, 2009 2:38 PM
Picture#5 is fantastic.
Thank you !!!!!
123. Dee Snuts - August 30, 2009 3:49 PM
#111-115
Fuck off, tubby. I love how you preach to "grow up and get a life" and you spend all your time reading and posting on this site.
And by reading your ALL CAPS "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I" style post, I'm guessing you're still in high school, or you have suffered some sort of severe brain injury.
...Actually, it all adds up now... you're one of them inbred cavewomen types, living in a backwoods mississippi trailer park somewhere where the mailman has trouble figuring out where to put your SSI check, and your "fiance" is your stepdad "J.D." who owns the local garage/junkyard. (your Momma died from The Diabeetus, back when you was 15 and pregnant with Brandine.)
Yep. I know you-- I saw you in Deliverance. Say "hi" to your banjo playing brother for me.
PS. You won't quintuple post if you put the bag of Pork Rinds down first.
124. Hella - August 30, 2009 6:26 PM
Okay they are man made boobs, and its sooooo in ur face fake................but helll she is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT and her legs god damn!!!!!!!!
125. Gando - August 30, 2009 6:59 PM
It looks allright to me.A bit (Kim) Kardashian like but then with stretched legs.
126. Nero - August 30, 2009 7:07 PM
It looks a good girl to me!?
127. Darth - August 30, 2009 7:16 PM
Pretty nice tan.
128. Galtacticus - August 30, 2009 7:32 PM
A bit Katie Price like but then with a bum and hips.
129. Billy Boy - August 30, 2009 8:25 PM
WOW ! She is way out of my league !
130. PeePee - August 30, 2009 9:05 PM
Wow, what a boring-faced McFatty!
http://www.zimbio.com/Kelly+Brook/articles/147/Kelly+Brook+Is+Not+A+Fat+Pig
131. holy - August 30, 2009 11:36 PM
pic #1 made me beat off for the first time in months.
132. m0ng00se - August 31, 2009 1:20 AM
Where can I buy the kit??
133. m0ng00se - August 31, 2009 1:20 AM
Where can I buy the kit??
134. Joarge jacson - August 31, 2009 2:25 AM
Wooooow....Great Picture...Thanks for sharing....
135. Jake B - August 31, 2009 3:28 AM
I see all you peeps busting chops for talking about laying pipe on here, and how good the lady looks, but you all now you would be like bustin it out and talking about all night, but in theory all night would be 2 minutes, and you would either have to get a hammer out and hit it or get some viagra, the sad thing is I would be right there with yah saying damn did that just happen, WTF!
136. arealcad - August 31, 2009 9:50 AM
Some guy, somewhere was sick of her shit and hit something else.
In the meantime, I'd give her a dirt pipe milkshake.
137. 77 - August 31, 2009 1:56 PM
Hey 77: if all women should look like Kelly Brook, then all men should look like Daniel Craig: muscles, jawline and all. Obviously, if you can't achieve Daniel Craig's perfect body, then you're a failure in life. Also, you should have at least an 8 inch penis and make at least $100,000/year. Just saying.
138. missywissy - August 31, 2009 4:50 PM
I think she's purdy.
anybody else getting trojans on their computer besides me after visiting this website? ah, and I'm back for more! sweet addiction!
139. chelsea - August 31, 2009 10:30 PM
A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
http://www.Sugarloves.Com
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!
140. chelsea - August 31, 2009 10:31 PM
A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
http://www.Sugarloves.Com
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!
141. MOV Converter for Mac - September 1, 2009 3:26 AM
His body is so soft to bend.
142. M.C.T.C. - September 1, 2009 1:49 PM
Does anyone else get creeped out when magazines put sheer bras on women, then photoshop out their nipples? I feel like I'm looking at some sort of sexy android. Sure, she's making amorous eyes at me now, but later tonight she'll be harvesting my electrolytes to power her cold, mechanical core.
P.S. -- @77: I sincerely doubt that you are attractive enough yourself to make such a claim.
143. Narcissist - September 2, 2009 7:55 AM
Her people really know how to fix her up. She should be with her people 24/7.
@ 67 - 8 P
144. naeboo - September 19, 2009 3:47 PM
how is a page three girl "classy"??
google "page three"
145. penni - September 28, 2009 12:09 AM
She is fabulous. You go girl! - bookshopdating.com