UPDATE: Kelly Brook in a bikini
These are pics I missed of Kelly Brook and her boyfriend Danny Cipriani vacationing in LA over the weekend, and let me just give incredible props to Danny for not being ashamed to do what any guy in his shoes would be doing. Although, I'd take it a step further and pray my head got stuck so I could die a hero's death. We all gotta go sometime.
Thanks to Leslie Thompson for bringing these to my attention. Once I figure out which child was my firstborn, it's totally yours.
UPDATE: Added high-res shots because those things deserve the best.

Reader Comments
1. Swine Flu OVERHYPED - August 26, 2009 12:23 PM
Pic 5 proves breasts can be used as a snorkel.
I knew it all along.
Motorboat awaayyyy......
2. Kid Simpson - August 26, 2009 12:29 PM
What a way to die!
3. Arthur Kade's Ballbag - August 26, 2009 12:32 PM
I'm going to fuck her with my imagination and my right hand.
4. mixedsugar - August 26, 2009 12:33 PM
shes so totally hot!!!!!
5. horace - August 26, 2009 12:34 PM
what time is the drawing?
"Kelly Brook big 'uns tickets" "los angeles, ca"
6. IVEBECOMEWHATIALWAYSHATED - August 26, 2009 12:40 PM
r those real? her ass is kinda big too
7. Josh - August 26, 2009 12:41 PM
She's OK, but not amazing. I think her legs are too long for her, but for some people they're her best feature.
8. ROUGH Daddy - August 26, 2009 12:43 PM
All those curves, starting with the soft feet, slender ankles,muscular calves, sweet juicy thighs, which is just a prelude to total bliss...Is Cipriani in the mob? I don't like that guy...
9. Crabby Old Guy - August 26, 2009 12:45 PM
I'd have to change my pants after that 1st pic - if I was wearing any. Although it is getting cool sitting on this park bench.
10. arealcad - August 26, 2009 1:09 PM
I want to tinker with her stinker.
11. HUMAN - August 26, 2009 1:16 PM
YUMMY!!!
12. Onyx Blackman - August 26, 2009 1:17 PM
Who is this slut? And why isn't my dick in between those titties?
13. Max Planck - August 26, 2009 1:19 PM
The body Kardshian wish she had.
14. Someone Else's Dog - August 26, 2009 1:24 PM
I'm proclaiming to the world that I GOT WOOD.
15. Shamus O'Hara - August 26, 2009 1:29 PM
She is not to happy about getting a Bronski in Pic # 5
16. Sport - August 26, 2009 1:42 PM
Gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places.
17. april - August 26, 2009 2:10 PM
dang...
18. spc - August 26, 2009 2:15 PM
great pics. but they are a few weeks old
19. Just_As_it_IS - August 26, 2009 2:16 PM
She's number one in my top ten.
simply perfect for me.
20. Deacon Jones - August 26, 2009 2:20 PM
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!!
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
21. UPinYA - August 26, 2009 2:34 PM
A motor boat in a swimming pool, nice!
22. swedishbunny - August 26, 2009 2:38 PM
she is hot. i would love to play with those!
23. swedishbunny - August 26, 2009 2:38 PM
she is hot. i would love to play with those!
24. kingofbeer - August 26, 2009 2:42 PM
Pic 5.. Motor boat! hahaha
25. the Dipstix Crew - August 26, 2009 2:49 PM
Caliente
26. coke - August 26, 2009 3:27 PM
@ # 7- wut u mean her legs r too long? a woman with long healthy, shapely legs with nice thin ankles is usually considered attractive...unless of course u have a cankle fettish.
27. Jane - August 26, 2009 3:27 PM
I don't see what you guys are all drooling about. She's not that hot. Her boobs are probably saggy, that's why she doesn't expose them.
28. mr. dinkle - August 26, 2009 3:29 PM
#27- someone sounds like a flat chested jelous woman...
29. John ... Smith - August 26, 2009 3:31 PM
If she wasn't that hot, we wouldn't be drooling...
And whoever said her legs are *too long* is just stupid!
30. nicefrenchgurl - August 26, 2009 3:34 PM
you guys make me laugh so much with ur comments
i love pics 6 and 8, wish i looked like her :( she's just perfect
31. julie - August 26, 2009 3:37 PM
best thing england has to offer
32. Deacon Jones - August 26, 2009 3:42 PM
@27
Jane, get back in the kitchen, tootz
33. Parker - August 26, 2009 4:02 PM
If it were me and I had the choice I'd be doing the same thing except to her ass.
34. k - August 26, 2009 4:37 PM
can you repost those pics with kelly brook and that stripper...the best post ever...
35. svengali - August 26, 2009 4:44 PM
my only problem is that her butt looks flat and wide but the rest of her is awesome. Great tits!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the long leg comment. sometimes when a woman is all leg, the torso looks too short and weight accumulates there very easily. (love handles, muffin top) She gets fat sometimes and I don't like her body then because her hips looks huge and ass still flat.
36. svengali - August 26, 2009 4:44 PM
my only problem is that her butt looks flat and wide but the rest of her is awesome. Great tits!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the long leg comment. sometimes when a woman is all leg, the torso looks too short and weight accumulates there very easily. (love handles, muffin top) She gets fat sometimes and I don't like her body then because her hips looks huge and ass still flat.
37. Weather Man Bob - August 26, 2009 5:14 PM
After the horrific storm of lindsay lohand lady gaga hedi spencer these lovely full melons are a god send. Whoever god is I please take back the others we don't want them anymore. Also, thanks to the web master for forgetting to post these scrumptios boob shots when they were fresh, I guess sometimes you need store for the dry season and brother, I'm parched.
38. austin - August 26, 2009 5:58 PM
She's shagalicious you wankers...
39. Kamakazi Kunt - August 26, 2009 6:17 PM
Dear God Almighty,
A woman gracing this site at last.
Jealous tawts, go pop a few pimples.
40. i am a talking pile of human feces - August 26, 2009 7:14 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/lindsay_lohan_sex_tape_stolen.php
is missing.... NO?
41. Full Steel Erection ========================D - August 26, 2009 7:14 PM
That is a F'n prime time ass in pic 6. Billy Zane must be drunk passed out somewhere. This woman just gets better looking with time.
42. alisa - August 26, 2009 7:26 PM
body is gorgeous but face ehhhhh
43. casualencounters.com/blog - August 26, 2009 7:42 PM
She's fat. End of story.
44. PLP - August 26, 2009 7:43 PM
Who?
45. Jelly - August 26, 2009 8:28 PM
who the hell is she, she's hot
46. jugs - August 26, 2009 8:41 PM
Exceedingly ample jugs aching to burst forth and free themselves from their cramped restraints...woow
47. Alli Watermelon - August 26, 2009 9:19 PM
This chick is seriously on the border of perfection, if she's not there already. Her body is amazing and her face is so pretty..and natural. JANE...you're a jealous beast. If those breasts are saggy, I want to see YOUR orangutan titties! =)
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50. Hella - August 26, 2009 11:27 PM
i love her, and i am straight........f*uk she is so HOT that it hurts.......and her legs are the second most greatest thing on her after her titties, man are they real???
51. Hella - August 26, 2009 11:28 PM
i love her, and i am straight........f*uk she is so HOT that it hurts.......and her legs are the second most greatest thing on her after her titties, man are they real???
52. clpierced - August 26, 2009 11:44 PM
I will admit that i am jealous of her boobs. i would love to have a C or D cup for one day and show all the guys them. besides her boobs shes a 8 in my book. i like my ass better than hers. anal anyone?
53. Taylor Koontz - August 27, 2009 12:00 AM
I think she's got it going on. Not bad.
54. MJ fan - August 27, 2009 1:28 AM
She's hot, but Gwen Stefani's hotter. Check out her style profile on thepopfix.com
55. Holly - August 27, 2009 1:37 AM
This bikini shit is tired. It's been, what..- YEARS of bikini shit with "..Ladies?" at the end of the commentary. Grow a pair. Talk about something other that tits.
WTF is this? 2nd grade?
56. Herman - August 27, 2009 1:37 AM
Damn girl, you know KFC now has grilled chicken now, right? Lay off the fried and fatty foods! Hop on a treadmill soon or you're going to die!
I'd let her blow me but fatty'd prolly swallow not just my load but my whole lower torso!
Get off mah boat!
57. army surplus - August 27, 2009 1:46 AM
wow! sizzling hot!
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59. mel - August 27, 2009 3:18 AM
i love her boobs!! they're real! she has some topless paparazzi pics around..you can google them.. I think we're breast twins! :)
60. mel - August 27, 2009 3:19 AM
i love her boobs!! they're real! she has some topless paparazzi pics around..you can google them.. I think we're breast twins! :)
61. mel - August 27, 2009 3:19 AM
i love her boobs!! they're real! she has some topless paparazzi pics around..you can google them.. I think we're breast twins! :)
62. Sam - August 27, 2009 3:56 AM
She is hot as hell if you don't believe it watch (survival island ) from 2005
63. Sam - August 27, 2009 3:56 AM
She is hot as hell if you don't believe it watch (survival island ) from 2005
64. jonelovejone - August 27, 2009 4:24 AM
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65. tunelingus - August 27, 2009 4:52 AM
Thats an incredible ass in picture 6. I would put my tongue up it & toss her salad.
66. J - August 27, 2009 6:12 AM
Picture 8 .. am I the only one noticing he's popped a tent? Yes, probably so. Leave it to me to be looking at the wrong thing.
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68. jonelovejone - August 27, 2009 7:11 AM
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69. ROUGH Daddy - August 27, 2009 7:35 AM
Must be impossible to spoon with a chick like that...
70. stu - August 27, 2009 7:55 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else see the nipple slip in pic 3?
71. Shamus O'Hara - August 27, 2009 8:44 AM
She has perfect teeth . Must have taken a tremendous amount of dental work to achieve that !
72. Mark - August 27, 2009 8:47 AM
Kelly Brook has to be the hottest girl ever. I think she's perfect in every way.
These pictures explain why she gets such a high place in a list like this: Top 11 Hottest Women .
73. sweet like salsa - August 27, 2009 9:04 AM
i dont think her boobs are real... what celeb doesnt claim to be "all natural" not many actually have the balls to own up.
that being said she does look good, but should get smaller implants. i think they are just too big to be sexy =/ like hard coconuts stuffed into a bikkini top
74. Keith - August 27, 2009 9:29 AM
First point, I actually think her ass is hotter than her cans. And her cans are very nice.
Second point - why is #71 looking at her teeth? Jesus. When you go to the grand Canyon, do you look up at the sky? FOCUS, homo!
75. Rogue - August 27, 2009 3:11 PM
Always, always, hot. Always.
76. Shamus O'Hara - August 27, 2009 3:46 PM
#74 She English get it ?
77. Galtacticus - August 27, 2009 5:33 PM
Her body looks pretty hot.
78. Darth - August 27, 2009 5:39 PM
She could be a great belly dancer.
79. Slice - August 27, 2009 7:59 PM
I'm sorry, but that girl is gorgeous, with an amazing body. whoever said her boobs must be saggy is clearly jealous. you can tell when a girl has saggy boobs in a bikini, and hers definitely aren't.
80. nastyjay - August 27, 2009 8:12 PM
oh-my-fukin-god
81. Dick Straytup - August 28, 2009 9:37 AM
Orgasmicly hot! I think the guy next to her has a woody! I know I would.
82. Rob G. - August 30, 2009 9:48 AM
#3 and a couple of others look like she nearly slipped the nip on her right boob. They ARE glorious! Now, I've gotta be a fan of hers!
83. jessie - September 28, 2009 12:02 AM
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84. mini sd 8gb - January 11, 2010 7:37 AM
She is no way fatter than Britney use to be, britney just got back into shape recently, Kelly is natural not a ton of make-up either, I say she's normal
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