Aug 17 2009Katy Perry prayed for giant breasts as a child

FIRST!

Get in.

BTW I'd fuck it.

FRIST

Is she playing the Les Paul in Fb/E# with the capo or is it tuned downed to Eb and Capo'd up to E.... uh O, boobies boobies, what am I thinking.

fuglyyyyy

I'd beat 'em like speed bags for the greater glory of us all.

She has no excuse now not to show them off. They are her greatest asset.

I hate how women think she has implants. THOSE ARE STRAIGHT FROM GOD. 100% REAL MILK JUGS

So what you're saying is you prayed to God that I would love you...and I do. Miracle! Anyone?

total butterface

NASTY!!! Her face looks like the surface of the moon

Can you she knock herself out doing jumping jacks? I think God was multi tasking that day...although lovely...

id slap my cock on those great jugs

What's with the ugly granny panties? I guess it draws attention away from her utter lack of talent

That's right baby hold my cock like you're singing on stage. Yes sing to my cock like a gold microphone. Yes run your fingers down my mic to disco balls. Hit those high notes on my chode you tavern singing whench. And yes Katy you have gorgeous jugs.

I love Katy Perry and happen to think she's beautiful...and has AWESOME boobies! I wouldn't consider her breasts huge though. Jessica Simpson's boobs are tipping on the level of huge...Katy's seem to be a full C or small D.

Kate Perry is definitely hott. I heard that www.pumpsmag.com is doing a story on her but don't know for sure. Would love to check that out.

@16
I heard www.eatadick.com was doing a story on fuckers that post stupid links like yours.
I'd still nut on her face, legs, chest, back and feet....

She should've prayed for a prettier face and some talent to go along with those boobs. Katy your 15 minutes are almost up......

Hmmm, that's funny. I remember praying that there would be some chick with huge boobs I could stare at all day when I was bored.

Hi everyone

Cover her fugly face up with a bag and no talent bimbo would be fuckable

Wow, doesn't she know Jessica Simpson..."Proactive" baby!

I think she also prayed not to be a gay man in Iran...

Katy was singing a song to the melody of the star spangled banner in these pictures. It goes like this:

Oh say could you see...me holding your cock
like it were this mike...yes you could, yes you could, yes you could

I'd be licking the tip...as I danced up and down
You'd be smiling so hard...you'd be Bozo the clown

And your rocket would flare...in my dim bedroom light
where so many want to be...but only you have the right

Oh so my big boobies make you want to cry
As I swallow your load...in my dim bedroom light

Forget about that breast.. Go straight for the Camel Toe.. aka.. Pussy :)

Evidently she also prayed for giant zits and cankles.

Katy is now ready to join the "below the neck only" list of talent headed by lady freakshow.

If Jesus' dad actually did pull through with the big tits, I would be major impressed.

nasty

It looks like she might have prayed for big thighs too!

mmmm, i loves me some katy perry. i also love the fact that this babe loves to wear nylons. i mean in almost every appearance she does whether it is a perfomance or a publicity gig whatever- the girl likes to wear them. now i know they are only fishnet style in this case (which isn't prefered) but i will still take it.
love ya katy and keep wearing those nylons!!!

Should have asked not to be spotty instead.

The only way you got big tits is because they went along with the rest of your fat ass........now pray to God for a face that doesn't induce random vomiting out of everyone who sees it...... lets see you pull that one off you worthless cunt.

"GOD IS GREAT!"

BUT REALLY, WHAT DOES THIS CHICK HAVE TO OFFER BESIDES BAD MUSIC, TITTY FUCKS AND CROTCH OUTFITS?

From 50' she looks great .
Katie has serious complexion issues and needs to tighten up those Thunder Thighs !

She makes me feel like going Old Faithful in my pants. I need a bucket.

she's got pretty bad skin, I feel bad for her. I had that when I was younger too. :(

I also pray for Katy Perrys breasts. Well, I pray that she would let me play with them, suck on them and fuck them. I also pray that I be her official breast handeler. So far, my prayers aren't being answered. Maybe if I leave a glass of milk for him...oh yeah, that's the other guy.

I think her boobs are frickin awesome. I wish i could have a C/D. i cant really tell how big they are, but i can pray for it. Im 23 highly doubt my prayers will be answered now..but mine are more perky :) ps katy perry use some proactive, it worked sooo well for lindsay lohan!

Are big boobs better than a toned tight ass?

I actually like Katy quite a bit, but it needs to be pointed out that, while very nice, they're not big enough to obscure her view if she laid on her back. Guess the big man didn't quite come through.

I wonder if her giant chest contributes in any way to the horrible sounds that are produced by her vocal chords, which I understand to be commonly referred to as "singing", but mostly just sounds like a dying cat.

I think she has a nice body. I don't see big thighs at all, you guys are retards.

#30: you like her because she likes to wear nylons?!

I'd like her for that same idiotic reason only if she's going to use those nylons to cover her ugly, acne-ridden face,

"The Lord giveth, and he just kept on givin'!"

Amen!

@2:

What's a Frist?

The article was funny!
Katy Rocks!

38: Big boobs are nice to play with, but there is nothing better than a nice tight butt. Hmm, licking a juicy tasty butt from behind before going doggy style is sooo goood. Yummy! Is your ass in the tasty category??

Kate is quite alright, just make sure light stays off...

should've prayed for less acne.

Could this be the proof that God is a male??

I prayed for handsomeness when i was a kid!

LOL @#40.

God giveth and god taketh away. He took talent, nice legs, a pretty face, good skin, nice hair and a rocking ass to pay for those tits you love so much. Guess every chick pays for her big boobs one way or another wether they are natural or not. Poor bitch, god seriously over charged for those cans, they are definitely not of the feet obscuring size , which you would want why? So that you can mop the floor with them in ten years after they've broken your back? And did you pray for them to look like wet socks when your old, or did god just throw that in for free as comeupance for your greediness?

Bottom line, this further proves that god is a gay man.

P.S. Katherine Heigl already told the exact same story to maxim about ten years ago whe she looked good and wasn't a whiny old bitch, so try being a little more original when you're telling lies to prolong your 15 mins and hoaring yourself so fucking obviously for attention. Better yet just shut your mouth and pose for playboy, your funbags are your only quality so quit torturing us with the rest of yourself already

I'd motorboat that so deep, it'd put Miami Vice to shame.

46. i like your name. great for the imagination. but yes i have been told i have a very nice ass. wanna try it out?

Katy Perry prayed for giant breasts as a child.. should've prayed for less acne.

Her insanely ridiculous breasts? This girl has the most wonderful tits around the world!!!

"Oh she's SOOOOO ugly"

You lying fools. You'd fck her in a second if you had the chance.