Aug 2 2009Katy Perry in a bikini
Here's Katy Perry in Miami yesterday before hosting the Katy Perry Pool Party. Wait. She does pool parties? Because my neighbor has an above ground pool and badminton. If she's game, I'll invite some people over right now, and we'll light this mother up. Okay, maybe they're not so much people as a bunch of action figures I'll line up in the lawn but promise to knock them over when it's sexy time. (Except for Chewie. He can watch.) Katy?
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Fritz - August 2, 2009 12:33 PM
Nice
2. First - August 2, 2009 12:34 PM
First. Never been first!
3. Yep - August 2, 2009 12:36 PM
She is pretty much perfect.
4. Lexoka - August 2, 2009 12:38 PM
At least this entry is honest, you didn't even bother writing anything :D
5. oh, and... - August 2, 2009 12:38 PM
#2, you're still not.
6. you homos shut up - August 2, 2009 12:40 PM
The skin on her face looks like a gravel road. She's basically a no-talent whore like The Hills cast
7. jumpin_j - August 2, 2009 12:43 PM
If that's what you get for waking up in Vegas, I'm so there. Yaaaay boobies!!!!
8. Regan - August 2, 2009 12:43 PM
haha, she is a total butterface
9. The 'A' Man - August 2, 2009 12:44 PM
I want to make love to her and father her kids :)
10. Tanzarian - August 2, 2009 12:53 PM
(o|o)
11. David - August 2, 2009 12:56 PM
I would love-explode inside her and all over her.
12. Get Over Yourself - August 2, 2009 1:05 PM
I would love to know what picturesque supermodels post #6 and #8 are dating.
13. TopCat - August 2, 2009 1:34 PM
I hadn't seen her in bikini before, and she looks great
Well, the bikini isn't that nice but she looks hot.
14. NoMoreDouches - August 2, 2009 1:46 PM
Katy, my mustache is waiting for its' rider
15. chazmox - August 2, 2009 1:49 PM
Totally agree with the bikini comment - don't like the suit - but DAMN! she looks fine. She looks like she's lost some weight and kept them tig biddies! ( yay! ). Most of her photos she looks a little wide in the hips ( maybe it's because she wears flats all the time??? ) but here she looks great above and BELOW the waist...
16. you homos shut up - August 2, 2009 1:54 PM
Take a close look at her face. She has lizard skin and has to cake on the make-up to make it look human. That is why you see her in a bikini but never wet. She is nowhere near supermodel status and her singing sucks. I had plenty of better looking girls who didn't have to cake on the make-up to look human
17. Pilatunes - August 2, 2009 2:02 PM
Ouch!!! My penis just exploded.
18. Taz - August 2, 2009 2:49 PM
id pump her perfect body all day and night
19. potsie - August 2, 2009 2:53 PM
The '80s called... Jennifer Jason Leigh wants her sunglasses back.
20. fetus_mcnuggets - August 2, 2009 2:53 PM
Public enemy #1 WART ON CLAVICLE
take em out boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
arf arf arf
21. HealthyThinspiration - August 2, 2009 3:06 PM
Hm--the frills on her bikini (top AND bottom??) are kind of eerie to me for some reason. Like she's trying to be a 10yr girl...in a bikini. Maybe its just me--but really, too much frill on that bikini.
#12-haha! nice comment. :)
22. The Authority - August 2, 2009 3:15 PM
Dude, get your fucking spam under control.
23. LDub - August 2, 2009 3:34 PM
CANKLES!
24. Venom - August 2, 2009 3:35 PM
I would do so many dirty things to this chick...
Now if you'd only post more of her and less of the Gosselin's...
25. Simon Cowell - August 2, 2009 3:36 PM
Pasty white and sickly pale. Can't sing. Can't dance. What do you want me to say?
26. Kelly Neuman - August 2, 2009 3:42 PM
I personally dont think she looks great, nothing special about her body at all.
27. Womb Raider - August 2, 2009 3:53 PM
@ 22...not a wart. By the looks of her back, it looks like she had a mole burned off her chest. Horf.
28. HOTness - August 2, 2009 4:14 PM
She's got a really nice body. I thought she was thick down below, but this proves me half wrong, she only has fugly cankles. Otherwise, smoking hot!
29. Tad Bit Tipsy - August 2, 2009 4:28 PM
What's up with these Cankle posts, none of you idiots know what Cankles really are, they are when a person is so fat that its hard to see where the calf ends. Katy has great ankles, no where near cankles.
30. Bert - August 2, 2009 4:42 PM
If you like horrible splotchy skin..................... here it is.
31. skippy - August 2, 2009 4:57 PM
oh my god i would bang this bitch for hours. or for 45 seconds until i prematurely ejaculate.
32. me - August 2, 2009 4:57 PM
@28 you are just typing stupid stuff... she has the perfect female body,
It is impossible to pick apart,
shes not too fat,
not too thin,
dosent have cellulite,
her boobs are nice size and not fake
U R just jellous
33. celebritygossip - August 2, 2009 5:28 PM
Talentless, but sexy body though
34. Parker - August 2, 2009 5:37 PM
Two words come to mind when I see her butt in that bikini: anal and sex.
35. bert - August 2, 2009 5:40 PM
@28, those are not cankles, I had an ex gf who had cankles. So I know what they are. She was damn hot but had bad legs. Too bad too cuz she liked to get hammered from behind. And i mean HAMMERED!
36. Jav - August 2, 2009 6:03 PM
She is damn FINE!!!!!
The things I would do to her.
37. ROUGH Daddy - August 2, 2009 6:29 PM
If you point out she has mole and blotchy skin you have an agenda....
I hope the breaststrokers who were lucky enough to be invited at this pool party didnt forget their towel and lube; erm I mean sunscreen...
38. huh? - August 2, 2009 7:10 PM
those moles gotta go big time!!
39. horray - August 2, 2009 7:47 PM
real boob = real nice
40. Pilatunes - August 2, 2009 9:34 PM
Good thing I had time to tidy up her landing strip before she went out that day.
41. frank the dolphin - August 2, 2009 11:26 PM
Boobs.
42. Beast - August 2, 2009 11:42 PM
Katy Perry MARRY MEEE!!
43. JuliaJolie - August 3, 2009 2:21 AM
She seems to have a bit of ab bloat going on there. It's obvs not fat, just loose muscle (no exercise, happens a lot to skinny people with no muscle definition). I'm surprised no-one else has mentioned it (albeit in a much more callous way).
44. ticklish - August 3, 2009 3:27 AM
Picture #17: Her butt is handicap-accessible route??
45. Darth - August 3, 2009 4:58 AM
That's a really short mini skirt.
46. Galtacticus - August 3, 2009 6:19 AM
These bitches are making too easy their money.
47. Rhialto - August 3, 2009 6:30 AM
I bet she peed in that swimming pool.
48. Stewie Petersen - August 3, 2009 10:12 AM
Whats shew ever done that makes her famous. 15 minutes are up
49. To Comment 48 - August 3, 2009 10:52 AM
For starters, she knows how to spell, and basic grammar skills do not elude her.
50. The Jerk - August 3, 2009 11:02 AM
Nice swimsuit...don't they normally sell those kinds to toddlers and 65 yr old women who do there daily water workouts with the arm floaties?
51. amy - August 3, 2009 1:17 PM
I like her special parts. She is a talented singer. - bbwdatingfriends.com
52. KatyMakaMeCome - August 3, 2009 8:51 PM
Man want to eat lick her butt
53. KatyMakaMeCome - August 3, 2009 8:52 PM
Man want to eat lick her butt
54. Salty Bob - August 3, 2009 11:15 PM
She looks great too bad she's such a cunning stunt.
55. Dread not - August 4, 2009 9:52 AM
Hey, Katy! You're in Miami, Sugar Shit, put a thong on for cryin' out loud! And what's with the ruffles?! Look, I'm not into the whole "fashion" thing, but come on! Hows about rockin' a slingshot, would that kill you?
If there's a woman, outside of, Lauara Dore, of course, with a naturally hotter body than, Katy Perry, I want to see her. If you ask me, there isn't one.
56. Vivian J H - August 4, 2009 11:57 PM
Don't like her live show
57. m - August 9, 2009 12:03 AM
That's Katy Perry?! How come she always looks fugly in magazines but hot on the internet?!