Aug 5 2009Katie Price's topless breasts
Here's a topless Katie Price relaxing in a hotel pool in Spain yesterday, and whoever shot these, kudos on being the worst paparazzi in the history of paparazzing. Seriously, these are the world's largest freaking breasts, and yet somehow you managed to mostly get shots of a metal bar. Had you shown a little initiative and climbed out of the tree, Katie would've posed for you and given you a free copy of her book. At this point, I'd suggest another profession, but I doubt there's a market for pool stair photographers. And if there is, you'd be fired for snapping pics of a lawn chair. Because you're legally blind.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren't 17. (What now, Vanessa Hudgens' legal team?)

Reader Comments
1. Sickitten - August 5, 2009 11:41 PM
Changed your nose to look like a shiska, didn't you?
2. Jake - August 5, 2009 11:41 PM
First
3. Robert - August 5, 2009 11:49 PM
Third
4. ha - August 5, 2009 11:50 PM
...are there nipples there? Does she have nipples?
5. Fifth! - August 5, 2009 11:59 PM
Fifth!
6. CaptainMorgan - August 6, 2009 12:13 AM
Daddy like. Fake or not, I'd give those a good ride. I like this girl better without make up....and preferably no clothes. YUM.
7. Axel - August 6, 2009 12:24 AM
@ #6...
Well Said
8. Kraki - August 6, 2009 12:39 AM
total butterface
9. Jibbly Biggins - August 6, 2009 12:49 AM
Behold.....silicon bags!
10. Alli Watermelon - August 6, 2009 12:51 AM
I never thought I'd say this, but she looks SOOOOO much better without make up.
11. cliqdate - August 6, 2009 1:09 AM
Uhm what's with those ripples under the breasts in the first pic? Should have skipped the implants--gorgeous otherwise.
12. GM - August 6, 2009 1:11 AM
I know i konw, but id still (.)(.) Fuck the Shit outta her.
And ( ! ) Fuck her too!!!
13. Upinya - August 6, 2009 1:13 AM
Her tits look like they were put on with a zipper.
14. Daryl G - August 6, 2009 1:55 AM
.....
Janice Dickenson...?
15. mikesh - August 6, 2009 2:43 AM
look at the scares under her boObs
16. fetus_mcnuggets - August 6, 2009 3:08 AM
opaque nipples !!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Spooge - August 6, 2009 5:10 AM
You sure that isn't Janice Dickerson?
18. Gossipgirl - August 6, 2009 5:40 AM
are these pics actually new? that looks like peter andre, and the two of them are in the middle of a divorce, a pretty nasty one at that.
19. fred - August 6, 2009 5:54 AM
Actually that papparazi has made a ton of money out of that metal bar as it allowed one of the less tasteful UK papers to have it as a front page picture (what do you mean news?) which they couldn't have done if the nipples were visible. This suggest that the pap is a genius or freakin lucky
20. Darth - August 6, 2009 6:08 AM
Nice tan! Didn't she used to live in LA?
21. Rhialto - August 6, 2009 6:10 AM
Who's reponisble for these photos?!
22. I'm telling you... - August 6, 2009 6:57 AM
She's a MAN. There is NO doubt about it in my mind.
23. I'm telling you... - August 6, 2009 7:08 AM
She's a MAN. There is NO doubt about it in my mind.
24. Sickitten - August 6, 2009 7:48 AM
Wow, some people who aren't really beautiful w/poor bone structure to the face should not take shots w/their hair slicked back in natural light.
25. above me is an idiot - August 6, 2009 7:54 AM
@28
WTH are u talking about? Katie Price has a very photogenic face.
26. NYbigurl - August 6, 2009 8:20 AM
I wouldn't fuck her with my girlfriend's strap-on!
27. above me is an idiot - August 6, 2009 8:44 AM
@30
Why does your girlfriend have a strap-on? To fuck you up the ass!
HAHAHA, you dug that one yourself.
28. Deacon Jones - August 6, 2009 10:08 AM
@23
I agree Fred.
These were staged. How do I know? She has brutal nipple scars from the implants, and each one of these 4 (that's fucking it?) photos oh so conveniently hides the nipples.
29. Érico - August 6, 2009 10:12 AM
I only there were more proeminent women like her.
30. Bosco - August 6, 2009 10:40 AM
Skin rippling on the side of the boob sign of a lousy boob job...
31. Kelley - August 6, 2009 11:08 AM
Franken-Tits ... the girl was too tiny and thin for basketball-sized implants in the first place. They look grotesque. Of course if she had them removed she wouldn't be "famous for my tits" anymore, as she once said in an interview. I'd rather see a Heidi and Spencer post than look at this talentless skank ... fuck, imagine being famous for a boob-job, and a god-awful one at that. Before all the surgery she was actually cute, but she's still an airhead.
32. The Jerk - August 6, 2009 11:13 AM
Katie Price's tits get just as much attention as a oompa loompa does..
33. Alli Watermelon - August 6, 2009 11:38 AM
#28, Sickitten, I clicked your link. I hope that's not you in all of those ragdoll image pictures. If so, you're the LAST one to be talking about anyones bone structure. Your face doesn't even appear to have bone structure...it's flat. Stop being so hypocritical. And well, if that isn't you..then my apologies..I guess?
34. Adolf - August 6, 2009 11:52 AM
Isn't Katie Price a jewess? I bet her beaver smells like matzah balls.
35. Adolf OvenShoveler - August 6, 2009 11:53 AM
@ Sickitten Get in the oven you jewess.
36. RichPort's Ghost - August 6, 2009 12:31 PM
Ever try to grab a fully inflated inner tube while in a pool? It's maddeningly difficult... what with the sliding all over the place and the squeakiness. That is exactly what it would be like to fuck this beeotch in a pool.
37. me - August 6, 2009 12:32 PM
nasty.nasty nasty .....get some class chick
38. bUZZTOE - August 6, 2009 12:53 PM
PARTY TITS!!!!!
39. ImARobot - August 6, 2009 2:02 PM
Gross tits are gross.
40. NYbigurl - August 6, 2009 2:50 PM
#27 did you not read my post name? what do you think NYbigurl means? it means my gf has a strapon because i am a bisexual girl, you illiterate, limpdick ass clown.
41. Mama Pinkus - August 6, 2009 2:52 PM
nasty
42. Annie Loves Anal - August 6, 2009 4:26 PM
Wow 36 your turning me on!
43. Tom K - August 6, 2009 6:49 PM
She is such a sad skank but she's probably great in bed!!!
44. Funeral Guy - August 6, 2009 11:03 PM
Didn't take this skank long to find another cock to jump on.
45. What an attention WHORE - August 7, 2009 8:38 AM
Laughable. This skank will do ANYTHING to get the attention she desperately craves. She's pathetic...
46. Disgusting skank - August 7, 2009 8:40 AM
If she had natural tits, it'd be one thing. However, she's got the world's WORST porn star fake bolt on titties. Yuck...
47. christianbachelors - August 7, 2009 1:58 PM
She such a good mom! Very supportive and providing! - christianbachelors.com
48. uh...nevr seen a furby with fake tits... - August 7, 2009 5:49 PM
omg...wtf. this ugly mofo jus made me spew in my mouth!!! wat a fucked up botched tit surgery...pete burns luks bettr than this bucket!
49. 1moreidiotintheworld - August 7, 2009 6:32 PM
What the fuck are you censoring? You cant see shit in any of the pics.... not even PG-13 material.
50. moody_me - August 7, 2009 6:57 PM
A poor man's Janice Dick-in-son, and it's hard to stoop below La Dick anyway. Both tranny lookalikes. Both ugly, vile, classless skanks.
51. Burt - August 8, 2009 4:49 PM
Nice show !! Unfortunately so much like the others!!!
52. Revitol Stretch Mark Cream - August 9, 2009 6:59 AM
This girl has no class and even the looks she did have seem to be going too. Jordan definitely has a stretch marks problem.
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54. carol - August 16, 2009 1:47 AM
She look like Janice Dickenson in the 3rd pic
55. Chris - September 29, 2009 2:09 PM
miserable two-faced skank with an equally fake new bf, Peter's so much better off without this lousy piece of roadkill in his life.