Aug 12 2009Kate Hudson's uterus demands A-Rod babies
Sensing her biological clock ticking, Kate Hudson wants to have a baby with Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez ASAP, according to In Touch:
The actress has a son -- Ryder, 5 -- with ex-husband Chris Robinson, but a friend of hers explains: "She just turned 30 and she's ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility." But the pal adds that A-Rod, who has daughters Natasha, 4, and Ella, 16 months, with ex-wife Cynthia, is just not ready for more kids right now.
Personally, Kate's playing this all wrong. I mean, yeah, a baby is a sure-fire way to nail down a man (Not counting Jon Gosselin's eight kids.), but c'mon, A-Rod was having sex with Madonna. That means Kate has a good 20 years, or some say centuries, before she has to worry about not being attractive to him. Unless of course she sincerely just wants to have a baby because children are life's most precious gift. Read: Her last movie tanked.

Reader Comments
1. Guest - August 12, 2009 2:49 PM
EW!
Why would anybody have babies with him?
2. Muess - August 12, 2009 2:53 PM
EW!
Why would anybody have babies with her?
3. yuristache - August 12, 2009 2:53 PM
Wow. I thought that the Yankees could do better. I mean, those chicks are, at best, Chicago White Sox quality. Yuck.
4. Pete - August 12, 2009 2:59 PM
A-rod plays with tar on his bat...
5. Deacon Jones - August 12, 2009 3:08 PM
Kate looks like a meth head on an episode of Cops
6. wtf - August 12, 2009 3:09 PM
damn she looks like her mom.
I wonder if Kurt Russell ever got crazy irish drunk and mistook Kate for Goldie and ended up porking her in the pooper?
7. JP - August 12, 2009 3:14 PM
Sorry...but as much as I hate to acknowledge it, Bride Wars didn't tank. A $30 million movie that grosses $115M worldwide is a success.
Although...pretty much every other Kate Hudson movie did tank. How does she keep getting work?
8. Nameless - August 12, 2009 3:28 PM
Lately, Kate has been giving off that despeate, psycho, Jennifer Aniston-like vibe to her.
9. Zanna - August 12, 2009 3:32 PM
Everyone knows if you want to have a guy's baby, you tell him you are on birth control and then get pregnant "by accident" because you were on antibiotics.
10. http://www.popduds.com/ - August 12, 2009 3:41 PM
Zanna, do I know you?
11. FACE - August 12, 2009 3:45 PM
#5 is dead on - she looks like she sucks dicks for meth money. What a hag? First Madonna (queen of hags) and now this one - whats wrong with A ROd? More money than God and this is the best he can get?
12. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 12, 2009 3:49 PM
I wonder if the rumor is true that a woman needs to wear underwear with Jeter's face and open mouth in order for ARod to have sex with her?
13. gotmilk? - August 12, 2009 3:51 PM
who hasn't this chick fucked? and can someone please explain how A-Rod is even remotely attractive? i just don't get it.
and why does she cake on the makeup to make it look like she doesn't have make up on? she must be hideous underneath all that foundation.
14. ROUGH Daddy - August 12, 2009 4:00 PM
Is there a time this broad not thinking with her genitals....
15. sit on it - August 12, 2009 4:05 PM
I would hit that blond in pic #6 over Kate Herpes
16. Alex - August 12, 2009 4:16 PM
How fucking romantic. "...told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility."
Typical of all celebs. I'll pay for it. And some nanny will raise the child so she can have a playmate for her other kid that she doesnt raise with her divorced celeb husband. Fucking entitlement.
17. Tom K - August 12, 2009 4:22 PM
Damn A-Rod and John Gosling have something in common. They both love goofy looking white women. I have never seen two minorities that love white women so much. Those two should be friends and party together.
18. Upinya - August 12, 2009 4:28 PM
She sucks for blow.
19. Yanks Fan - August 12, 2009 4:29 PM
If the Yanks don't go all the way this year, I'm going to blame Kate Hudson. That little tramp is bad luck, just ask the black crowes (broke up after she started dating Chris Robinson), Owen Wilson (tried to kill himself after she started dating him), and Lance Armstrong (no longer able to win tour de france after kate hudson sucked the life out of him).
20. Sunflower - August 12, 2009 4:34 PM
#13 - my thoughts exactly. Damn, Kate, you get AROUND girl!!!! Chris Robinson is lucky he's not married to your trash ass anymore! GROSS!!! What's wrong, honey? Can't be big girl and be on your own? Be a responsible mother, a respectable woman, just maybe??? instead of worrying about what cock you want in you next???
21. travis - August 12, 2009 4:47 PM
she looks awful and like she's 40 years old. i guess makeup does wondes in the movies. at this point, i would do her cougar mom before her. a-rod should run away fast or try to nail her mom and her at the same time...ewww i'm a sick bastard
22. richard - August 12, 2009 5:23 PM
yuck
23. derek - August 12, 2009 5:53 PM
Isn't it possible that since her first kid is named Ryder, that she wants to name the second U-Haul and thinks she needs to hook up with someone with a hyphen in their name?
24. derek - August 12, 2009 5:54 PM
Isn't it possible that since her first kid is named Ryder, that she wants to name the second U-Haul and thinks she needs to hook up with someone with a hyphen in their name?
25. Giggles - August 12, 2009 6:51 PM
Might as well get knocked up by a womanizer. She hasn't had a good movie in 400 years.
26. Bert - August 12, 2009 7:09 PM
Just what we need. Why would she do that to her kid? Who wants nigga genes in their bloodline?
27. Jamie's Uterus - August 12, 2009 7:33 PM
This worn out skanked up no talent homewrecker should be lucky she hit the genetic jackpot and has a famous mother. Would this pig ever be famous without her mother? Not likely.
And can anyone remember the name of a Kate Hudson movie they saw, and liked? Nope, I thought so.
28. Donkey Dongey Dong - August 12, 2009 8:29 PM
"And can anyone remember the name of a Kate Hudson movie they saw, and liked? Nope, I thought so."
How true! Even more sad is the fact that she's been in movies going back a decade perhaps and STILL, she's completely irrelevant?
It's amazing what a famous mother will do for your career...or pictures of studio execs with a donkey...
29. xbrighteyesx - August 12, 2009 8:52 PM
I kind of liked almost famous
30. xbrighteyesx - August 12, 2009 8:54 PM
I kind of liked almost famous :(
31. Cindy - August 12, 2009 9:07 PM
Man, she's gonna be one fugly looking thing when she gets old.
32. Lisa Salazar - August 12, 2009 10:17 PM
WHOA! I just had the most serious deja vu reading this. Like, real deja vu. Either you have made similar comments re. *insert random fling here* or my senility is officially kicking in. Where am I? OH, hey....I've read this before....I"m like having the most serious deja vu reading this.
33. MosesGabby - August 12, 2009 11:24 PM
Bring out the ugly stick.
Man is she a skankapotomous. Goldie needs to go home also. The three amigos fricking suck. No talent washed up old farts.
34. Sickitten - August 13, 2009 1:43 AM
Just a Plain Jane product of nepotism. Plain Jane, just like Paltrow.
35. Sickitten - August 13, 2009 1:45 AM
BTW, she needs a chin implant, pronto!
36. Narcissist - August 13, 2009 3:08 AM
Step off, Kate. That's Palin territory you're treading on.
WOOF. Goldie never looked as shitty as Kate at that age, or 45 yrs old for that matter, did she?
@ 23 - :P
37. whoabetsy - August 13, 2009 3:22 AM
You people are truly despicable. One would've thought we'd gone back to 1950s the way you are talking about women. I bet you are all liberal progressives,too. Ah, what comes out of people's mouths when they are cowardly pontificating from the anonymity of their keyboards. With people like you in the world, equality and respect for women doesn't stand a chance.
38. mikeD - August 13, 2009 7:41 AM
Holy crap she did not age well!! She just turned 30 and she looks 45. GROSS
39. FACE - August 13, 2009 7:56 AM
Is that the daughter that the Joker had when he knocked up his illegal alien maid in the 7th picture?
40. makelovelov8 - August 13, 2009 9:03 AM
I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------
41. makelovelov8 - August 13, 2009 9:03 AM
I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------
42. ROUGH Daddy - August 13, 2009 9:23 AM
I thought facials were able to clear skins...
43. ROUGH Daddy - August 13, 2009 9:25 AM
Oh i forgot A-rod's goops full of steroids...
44. Dick NOT REALLY Throbbn - August 13, 2009 9:26 AM
Nene, pero you know, he treats me right, alright !
45. yo daddy - August 13, 2009 9:33 AM
@37 whoabetsy
Fuck you, you mouthy cunt. You better learn your place and get your ass back in the kitchen and make my supper. You are never too old to get a belt across your ass so start checking you mouth at the door.
46. Big Dick from Boston - August 13, 2009 1:31 PM
Niggr fukker
47. yanni - August 13, 2009 2:23 PM
Ahhhh, mita jack ber-ton.
Mothafuckin Kurt "Jack Burton a.k.a. Yes Sir, the check is in the mail" Russell
48. me - August 13, 2009 2:27 PM
Bret Michaels has a twin!
49. snackmix - August 13, 2009 7:04 PM
Wow. She's even less attractive than Goldie.
50. Shut up - August 14, 2009 1:58 PM
#37: pontificate your ass over to the kitchen and make me a sammich
51. me - August 15, 2009 9:04 PM
I never thought Kate Hudson was a big deal. She's cute, don't get me wrong. She has a cute butt. Other than that, meh.
52. me - August 15, 2009 9:04 PM
I never thought Kate Hudson was a big deal. She's cute, don't get me wrong. She has a cute butt. Other than that, meh.
53. bolics - August 27, 2009 4:02 AM
now rodreguez & hudson having a baby! how does that win the world series? are they really so confident about her good luck charms at the ball park that they resorting to making babys now? so this baby will be the answer to all of arods problems and career issues and omg! even win the world series? sorry but unless you give birth to jesus you only gonna get a pain in the arse and a pain in the bank a/c. arod thinks the bad times are behind him somehow they only just began where hudsons concerned. bring on the baby!