Aug 9 2009Jude Law's baby mama in her underwear
Turns out Samantha Burke, the woman carrying Jude Law's baby, has been documenting her pregnancy on her Photobucket page. And by documenting I mean taking sexy pictures of herself in her underwear that makes me realize I really need to get a medical license. Or something more convincing than a picture of me hitting a pinata with a stethoscope.

Reader Comments
1. Eva - August 9, 2009 2:35 PM
Ew.
2. Eva - August 9, 2009 2:36 PM
Ew.
3. JuJasa - August 9, 2009 2:36 PM
she is hot!
4. karen - August 9, 2009 2:37 PM
oh my god she used to be hot !
5. Adrienne - August 9, 2009 2:37 PM
What the FUCK? Why would anyone do that, that's disgusting.
I hate pregnant people.
6. Mama Pinkus - August 9, 2009 2:38 PM
sad, the amount of attention this gal seems to need
7. Sushi - August 9, 2009 2:49 PM
She is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you Jude Law!!!!!!!!!!!!
bastard!!!
8. Kelley - August 9, 2009 2:56 PM
WTF ?? Jude Law should have been more careful with birth control ... the amount of child support she will receive makes me sick. Shameless slut, she, and he, too.
9. bebop - August 9, 2009 2:58 PM
wow, talk about sucking in your gut
10. pirhan - August 9, 2009 3:04 PM
I thought there was an age restriction on emo cam-whore Myspace pictures?
@ #5, I don't think you need to worry about being politically correct, "women" would suffice.
11. frank - August 9, 2009 3:12 PM
Attention-Whore.
12. Darken - August 9, 2009 3:13 PM
Nothing better demonstrates your future parenting skills like smoking during your pregnancy.
13. Rhialto - August 9, 2009 3:20 PM
Why is she posted here?!
14. Mimina - August 9, 2009 3:32 PM
oh god, white trash! Tracky and trashy!
15. sam - August 9, 2009 3:40 PM
I wonder how often she knocks her beauty products into the toilet.
16. Funderpants.com - August 9, 2009 3:52 PM
Funderpants!
17. ishi-san - August 9, 2009 4:31 PM
Some of those pics are not so much a documentation of pregnancy but rather of a night on coke!
18. Cletus - August 9, 2009 4:37 PM
Okay, you know what? I live in Pensacola, and I am so glad that Samantha Burke FINALLY got Pensacola into the news without it having anything to do with death and/or murder. Seriously, we got sharks eating kids' arms off and doctors getting shot and fuckers offing parents of handicapped kids... all we in Pensacola ever get is BAD FUCKING PRESS. So thank you, Samantha Burke, and thank you Samantha Burke's Vagina, for fucking Jude Law and getting knocked up and showing the world that not only do we got some seriously fucked up murderers around here, but ALSO we got a Hooters and girls who will put it on you RIGHT.
And our beaches are lovely.
19. yuki - August 9, 2009 4:38 PM
wow jude at least buy her a few more bras.
20. Marie - August 9, 2009 4:46 PM
It's pretty sad to see a pregnant woman taking pictures of herself in her bathroom because there's no one else there to take them. Pregnancy should not be spent alone... :-(
21. Marie - August 9, 2009 4:46 PM
It's pretty sad to see a pregnant woman taking pictures of herself in her bathroom because there's no one else there to take them. Pregnancy should not be spent alone... :-(
22. Marie - August 9, 2009 4:46 PM
It's pretty sad to see a pregnant woman taking pictures of herself in her bathroom because there's no one else there to take them. Pregnancy should not be spent alone... :-(
23. The Bisexual - August 9, 2009 4:47 PM
At 18...wow. If this chick is good press for where you live I feel bad for you.
And I don't see what the big freaking deal is with her. She's average looking, at that. Otherwise she just seems cheap.
24. Cletus - August 9, 2009 4:49 PM
Okay, I am from Pensacola, and all I can say is THANK YOU to Samantha Burke and her vagina for getting Pensacola into the news... and this time it doesn't even have anything to do with murder or maiming. For real, all we get down here is BAD FUCKING PRESS- at least now the world knows that sure, you may get your arm eaten off by a shark or possibly get murdered in any one of several popular ways down here, but ALSO we got a Hooters and girls who will fuck you RIGHT.
25. Cletus - August 9, 2009 4:51 PM
Er... sorry for the double post.
26. xanadujulie - August 9, 2009 4:56 PM
wow smoking while pregnant. now that says class.
27. Steph CL - August 9, 2009 4:57 PM
Is she holding a cigarette in the 6th photo??
28. Camran - August 9, 2009 5:59 PM
What a SLUT!!!
Why don't women have self respect or dignity anymore?
For God's sake you're about to be a mother, so start acting like one!
29. 2inpink1instink - August 9, 2009 6:03 PM
I would be her baby's daddy
30. ROUGH Daddy - August 9, 2009 6:33 PM
I heard the guy that hit the nyc mega million celebrate the same way...i just came from his myspace page....
31. hollywood_hillbilly - August 9, 2009 6:37 PM
Douchie, you coming on a dude is not news.
32. ROUGH Daddy - August 9, 2009 7:01 PM
Look whos been waiting for me? Hey Backwood Bitch?
Can you tell me how long youve been lurking behind your monitor and stewing in your own foul stench, dissecting my every post so you can inject your query rants into it?
33. ROUGH Daddy - August 9, 2009 7:06 PM
Oh and add another E to query for me, make yourself useful BWB...
34. Donkey Dongey Dong - August 9, 2009 7:20 PM
Ugh...keep it in your pants Jude!
35. mensa - August 9, 2009 7:52 PM
when did the Superficial Writer start blogging on the weekends? i have to start tuning in more often.
36. jlylec - August 9, 2009 8:42 PM
jude's so cool
37. Bosco - August 9, 2009 10:08 PM
Too bad she didn't document the conception............
38. JN - August 9, 2009 10:12 PM
This babe is hot!! I can see why all the skin and bone loving gay boys are put off.
39. clpierced - August 9, 2009 10:54 PM
i am a girl and can admit yes she is pretty. she had a nice bod, but i love the classyness of pic #6 of her pulling on the blinds. seriously its like really hot. she is mighty creative. ill take note..new facebook pic for me? hells yes. and yes i am a fan of your bra, sexy thingg
40. kineticanne - August 9, 2009 11:01 PM
elizabeth hurley 2?
41. Fas(c)hionista - August 9, 2009 11:26 PM
Skank. Chlamydia-coated baby in 3...2...1.
42. Will - August 10, 2009 12:18 AM
#7 is Jude Law baby mama.
#22 you are right pregnancy should not be spent alone but women should not open their legs to any man because they want to trap them. We can all see Jude Law use this heifer for sex and nothing more. Now he will not go near her. He will not go near her again because women like her are a dime a dozen.
43. Ben - August 10, 2009 12:25 AM
Jude was slumming real bad when he pick this one up.
44. RichPort's Very Very Very Gay Ghost's Schlong - August 10, 2009 12:56 AM
I am a pole-smokin' butt-sex-lovin' ass clown. That is all.
45. Ryan the Canadian - August 10, 2009 2:36 AM
That climax is going to co$t him. One look at her digs tells me she's going to bail Pensacola when the cheques start rollin'. Back to bad press for you motherfuckers.....then again, I live in Canada and all we do here is eat whale blubber and throw spears at women to fuck them.
46. Chris - August 10, 2009 2:37 AM
What a stupid chick. Still trying to get her 15 minutes of fame.
47. Sickitten - August 10, 2009 2:41 AM
What a desperate fuck! Some start early...
48. Sassy - August 10, 2009 3:18 AM
FUCKING GOLD DIGGING DIRTY SLUT!!
She doesn't like the fact that she's pregnant and will have a baby soon- the cunt just wants the millions....poor fucking kid.
Slut's like these are like rabid, disease ridden alley dogs, they need to be put down. Couldn't earn her own living so she screws some rich cunt over....don't see her opening her fat legs for some nobody....I hope you die you WHORE.
49. Sam - August 10, 2009 4:15 AM
Oh, she definitely knew what she was doing. A classic case of an opportunist gold digger, whose "modeling career" wasn't taking flight, so she went and got herself knocked up by a horny rich guy. She and her baby's life's set, well congratulations. Her family's attitude confirms it: they said something along the lines of "we've contacted our lawyers to make sure she and the baby are financially taken care of for the rest of their lives".
50. stu - August 10, 2009 4:22 AM
regardless of wether or not she had sex with him to pry some money out of him. that girl is smoking hot those he think otherwise are clearly blind espcially the ones saying she is fat! lmfao
51. inspector gadget - August 10, 2009 4:23 AM
it looks like she's holding a cigarette in #6
52. mark - August 10, 2009 5:11 AM
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53. Narcissist - August 10, 2009 8:43 AM
Huh, these pics look okay. The earlier ones were hideous.
FUCK. I'm reading that she's 24 yrs old. I figured she was like 38 yrs, and the universe agrees with me.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2094882/samantha-burke-jude-law-baby-mama-04/
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/08/02/samantha-burke-jude-law-baby-mama/comment-page-2/
54. stupidass - August 10, 2009 9:51 AM
man, her facial features in that preggo pic are just a little to manly, no? slightly frightened
you could say she has a "lude jaw"
55. www.thinspiration.info - August 10, 2009 9:55 AM
Publicly posting pictures of your pregnancy just seems wrong to me.
56. FACE - August 10, 2009 10:28 AM
the kind of white biatch I like to use, abuse, and dump.
57. Viv - August 10, 2009 12:04 PM
The foot on the lower right on pic 6 can't be hers...maybe a girlfriend's?
58. Perkin Merkin - August 10, 2009 12:50 PM
I can't wait to see when she posts her delivering the baby pictures.
59. maddie - August 10, 2009 1:13 PM
I guess this proves that you still can be drunk as a dead man and get some 8 bagger pregnant.
60. The Jerk - August 10, 2009 1:38 PM
I've seen better looking preggo crackwhores who normally pose with no clothes on and have a jar of piss in it with a pickle telling me "Does this make me look fat?"
61. Patrice - August 10, 2009 2:04 PM
Riiiight. And this chick was "totally shocked" to find out she was pregnant. Makes me sick to my stomach, sick bitches like this. But you know what I say? If Jude was stupid enough to put everything that he and the children he already has at stake for the sake of having unprotected sex with some random slut that said she "was on the pill" for a week then he is very much getting what he deserves. Just suck for this kid that she's going to have these two whack jobs as parents (Jude is very lucky she was HIV free).
62. ishi-san - August 10, 2009 2:08 PM
@22: she is not alone - look at pic 6 --> there is a foot of another person! ;)
@ 26, 27: I don't think she was pregnant in those yet. And judging from the look in her eyes, cigarettes were not the only thing she took that night!
63. Patrice - August 10, 2009 2:14 PM
#49 Sam: I couldn't agree with you more. As soon as Jude heard "aspiring something or other "come out of her mouth he should have run for the hills. I just don't understand how men )and women (but these women WANT to get knocked up) can be so careless about contraception. I wonder if Jude thisnks it was worth it at this point. I mean, AIDS is still a very real threat, and even if she was "on the pill" as she claimed, SO WHAT? That protects against no STD's. I am still shocked at how many many are stupid enough to fall for the oldest trick in the book. He had this coming.
64. Lone Wolf - August 10, 2009 2:30 PM
Preggos are hot, but they usually have TBD (tits by default). Doesn't look like hers have made an appearance yet. Wonder if she wears those shoes to bed (fap, fap, fap).
65. ha - August 10, 2009 2:56 PM
If I were to get pregnant by a man that I wasn't with, I'd get an abortion. That simple. How horrible is that kid going to have it? Especially since the mom appears from these photos to be completely deranged?
66. scootypuff jr. - August 10, 2009 4:59 PM
@ 65
How will it's life be? Way better than yours and mine, It's Jude Law's kid, it's going to be born with a diamond encrusted silver spoon in it's mouth and a heathly view of women and sexuality (it's mom is a hot preggo posing for sexy pics) as well as the best education and healthcare money can buy .
Anyway....she's a fucking hot preggo, gooo jude laww, you bastard!. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!
67. Willie Dixon - August 10, 2009 5:30 PM
Digging those sturdy thighs and hips. All women should be built like this.
If your feet can't reach the stirrups, boys, then don't bother trying to get in the saddle.
68. Patrice - August 10, 2009 6:38 PM
#66: You cannot be serious. Money isn't everything, and OBVIOUSLY this girl has some issues. "A healthy view of women".Right. I suppose that silver spoon will make up for an uninterested father who is (rightly) more interested in the children he bore with a woman he actually knows and cares for. This girl clearly has more than a few screws loose as does Law, otherwise he never would have gotten himself in this postion in the first place.
69. Patrice - August 10, 2009 6:39 PM
#66: You cannot be serious. Money isn't everything, and OBVIOUSLY this girl has some issues. "A healthy view of women".Right. I suppose that silver spoon will make up for an uninterested father who is (rightly) more interested in the children he bore with a woman he actually knows and cares for. This girl clearly has more than a few screws loose as does Law, otherwise he never would have gotten himself in this postion in the first place.
70. Angel - August 10, 2009 7:09 PM
Okay so everyone one of you guys and everyone od you girls is really really stupid or just jealous!she is really pretty, she's so confident, she'e pregnant and still knows she's hot!Hello!What about Demi Moore?Remember her pictures?and she was naked!Stop talking bad, if you wanna look that good go to the gym ladies, and you guys, dont be mad that you cant get a hot girl like her, or if your girls prego and doesn't look as good as that! She's lucky!Sh'e blessed with a baby, bot just any baby! One of JUDE LAW'S BABYS!
71. ANGELICA - August 10, 2009 7:17 PM
Okay so everyone one of you guys and everyone od you girls is really really stupid or just jealous!she is really pretty, she's so confident, she'e pregnant and still knows she's hot!Hello!What about Demi Moore?Remember her pictures?and she was naked!Stop talking bad, if you wanna look that good go to the gym ladies, and you guys, dont be mad that you cant get a hot girl like her, or if your girls prego and doesn't look as good as that! She's lucky!Sh'e blessed with a baby, bot just any baby! One of JUDE LAW'S BABYS!
BTW!for all you idiots talking about her smoking.are you just really so stupid?or just really blind!LOOK AT WHAT SHE'S HOLDING!A CURTAIN PULLER!SHE'S HOLDING THE END OF IT!YOU GUYS ARE JEALOUS IDIOTS!
72. -Javi- - August 10, 2009 10:00 PM
SHE definitly, is NOT BRITISH!
You can see that, by only looking at the pics.
What did you do!? poor Jude Law..
73. Scott - August 10, 2009 10:36 PM
"68. Patrice - August 10, 2009 6:38 PM
#66: You cannot be serious. Money isn't everything, and OBVIOUSLY this girl has some issues. "A healthy view of women".Right. I suppose that silver spoon will make up for an uninterested father who is (rightly) more interested in the children he bore with a woman he actually knows and cares for. This girl clearly has more than a few screws loose as does Law, otherwise he never would have gotten himself in this postion in the first place."
Shut the fuck up, seriously....'never wouldve gotten himself in this position". Ah, I got it-so every mother, who ends up pregnant outside of wedlock and decides to have the kid, even after her and said stuntcock are seperated, has a screw loose? And every guy that knocks a girl up falls in the same boat? Get the fuck over yourself. Jesus. I know plenty of single moms who are great people, and plenty of single dads as well- just because they have a kid and arent still with the significant other doesnt make them any less of a person .... thats a fucking ignorant thing to say.
I'm sure they had that talk 'hey listen, I know we're going to break up soon, at least according to my crystal bawlz- but I'd really like for you to bear my children....cool? Aight, lets get our fuck on.'
74. Emma - August 11, 2009 6:12 AM
She is kinda hot, yet the pictures are still a little disturbing.
@#72, -Javi- : How can you tell that she's not British just by looking at the photos?
75. Lisaa - August 11, 2009 3:57 PM
All of you people making comments on how pregnancy is gross or shouldnt be photographed and what not are just pathetic.. Calling this girl and other celebs on this site all kinds of bitches & whores and what have you like you know them personally lol.. get a life seriously.
76. mamamiasweetpeaches - August 11, 2009 4:22 PM
wow the kids not even BORN yet and shes exploiting it. New low.
77. sam - August 11, 2009 5:49 PM
[strike]striker[/strike]
78. sam - August 11, 2009 5:50 PM
[strike]striker[ /strike]
79. x - September 12, 2009 3:50 PM
The beaches are lovely in Pensacola, except for those damn arm-eating sharks.