Aug 14 2009UPDATE: Jon & Kate Plus the Cops

I hope they all die. Kids too.

Karma is the sextape found for free online from this douchebags kids in 10 years.

Now THERE is the irrational controlling Kate we know! Welcome back bitch :)

Who ARE these people? I know they're on some reality show but seriously why are they such a big deal? They are such unbelievably, unattractive, oldies... white trash

Should be "elude", not "allude".

Bwa ha ha..... stupid fat loser bitch

Someone should report #1 to the cops. That just ain't funny.

There is no reality in any of this. It is all tightly scripted.

That dude always has his hands on his nards. What's up with that??

Jon and Kate. Is there any better visual definition of narcissism at this moment?

why the hell people all up in these fools lives? this shit goes down every day in the 'hood. get your stupid asses to any 3rd avenue in a major city and have a huge orgy over the shit that be goin' down there every 15 minutes.

@9 - It's called the "Coke Whore Itch"

I am certain he has got quite the rash/open sores/crabs going on down there.

I am surprised David Spade hasn't tapped Kate's crazy ass yet.....He's the new Scott Baio.

10-4 on that, #12!

Hey Jon, if you get a Bull Durham tobacco bag on tie it around your junk, the discharge won't stain your pants.

Is he feeling one of the STD's coming up?

@9 Crabs and jock ich... ewwww

His genital warts must be itching bad.

My caption for the banner pic:

"After his fracas with Kate "the Gargoyle" Gosselin, Jon "the Sperminator" Gosselin had to check to make sure his testicles were in tact:

"Lemme see... 1... 2... 3! Ahhh, ok... we're good!"

@7 - It's not supposed to be funny. Although, if they did all die it would be pretty fucking hilarious!

@9 it's because he only just won them back from Kate. If you lost your balls for 10 years, you'd feel the need to check them compulsively, too.

"Kate's been here! Whew. Still got mah balls."

@17 - I have warts all over my cock, balls, and anal region from an unfortunate incident involving a tijuana midget hooker and her donkey. They don't itch at all. The herpes sours itch like a motherfucker though,

Why do people keep taking pictures of this fat fuck? He's so completely disgusting.

Jon Pic 1 = "Ain't no domestic disturbance. You can suck my domestic disturbance".

I would hope it's scripted. What a trashy display from Kate.

MI BURRO CONSIGUIÓ ESAS VERRUGAS DE USTED!

The bitch got what she deserved. She has a history of locking Jon out of their house long before their divorce,......when they actually lived in the same house.

Jon is really getting under her skin. I love it !!! He's ruining her lifetime gravy train.

I can't read the post after laughing too hard at the photo.

So were not going to get rid of those two any time soon are we? and eff the police for acting like bagboys for Queen Kate!

Nice # 21 I like it...

-looks like Santoro gave Jon a bushel of crabs and he's hunting down crab shampoo on the blower

Why would u wish death on these people and even the kids? You are an idiot.

So I am about to leave work and go to lunch. I called the cops to come carry my laptop bag and for them to go check all the cars in the parking lot for paparazzi, trolls, lawn gnomes etc. They said something to the extent of they will be here soon, me going outside and spreading my asscheeks and some vague reference to a taser.

Kate needs to be tied over a park bench with her ass in the air and place a 55 gallon barrel of lube beside her. Leave her there for 7 days straight and see if her superiority complex ever diminishes.

So I am about to leave work and go to lunch. I called the cops to come carry my laptop bag and for them to go check all the cars in the parking lot for paparazzi, trolls, lawn gnomes etc. They said something to the extent of they will be here soon, me going outside and spreading my asscheeks and some vague reference to a taser.

Kate needs to be tied over a park bench with her ass in the air and place a 55 gallon barrel of lube beside her. Leave her there for 7 days straight and see if her superiority complex ever diminishes.

PUT THEM BOTH IN JAIL.
FREE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!

So this should be pretty funny when she goes on some random talk show and acts like the victim after another routine psycho control freak display by her. Reminds me of my x gf, lol.

Reminds me of me and my x. Jon crazy laid back and like "hey chill out" and Kate "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH THESE HEDGE CLIPPERS ON THE FRONT LAWN IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!"

ahhhhhh memories.

if i never saw anything about jon & kate again it would be too soon.

I want to see the pictures of Kate's head exploding right after one of the children calls Jon's latest fuckbuddy "Mommy."

PS: If you ever make me look at that nasty little man touching his nuts again, Fish, I'll hunt your ass down and put the hurtin' on you!!!

She's cracking. You can see it in her face.

They are both insane.

this isn't the first time the cops have been called there. from what i've read the small police force has had it with them, the paps, and the nosy public

I find it funny that they have this argument that is so intense that the cops are called, so soon after Regis made the comment that he thinks they will get back together. They showed him! All of this shit is to stay current, and boost ratings. So over it. Good luck to the kids though, they are going to need it!

I have a Sharon Stone/"Casino" image in my head.

Seriously. I hope someone shoots one of the adults in this situation - I dont care which one - so it'll never happen again. Oh, don't get me wrong...I'm sure TLC wouldn't care and would TRY to do it again...but they'd be hard pressed to find a willing "family".

Speaking as someone who remembers her parents fighting over the house and police involvement...this shit just isn't right. I hope TLC is going to pay the therapy bills for those kids.

Lol

she thought being the mother she could take the kids with her when she wanted and when that didn't happen thought the cops would do it for her.

She didn't realise this isn't the 90's anymore and that sort of crap is starting to disappear.

Loser.

This might turn out to be more entertaining than the OJ case!

What a hag. She is more of an attention whore than the Kardashians. OK, maybe just a close 2nd but still.

TLC should have every penny this stupid show makes going into a trust for the kids before these two nimrods blow every penny on whores and coke.

Good thing it is still all about the kids!

Kate leave Jon alone. He is the kids father. He has as much right as you to have time with the kids. Stay away when it's his time. If he hires a babysitter, just like you hire a babysitter , then you have to accept it. This is what happens with shared custody. If you had just cooled it a bit with Jon when you were still together, you could still be calling the shots. You blew it Kate. Big time!

I'd have been pissed too if my ex brought home his whore girlfriend to babysit the kids for me! Oh, the kids are all that matters now, sure, that's why you lock their Mom out of the house while you entertain your twenty three year old bar whore!
I'm hoping Kate gets full custody and Jon gets no visitation rights at all!

His Krazy Koreanish is showing!

I'm sick of this bloated p.o.s. I bet no one really hates on his appearance since he's a guy.

Judging from past photos, he turned into a teenager when he left Kate. Judging from this photo, he has turned into a black teenager.

OMG! These folks are incredible. Lock 'em both up & throw away the key! Their kids would better in foster care. What's next? Don't care. Won't ever watch their crappy show.

I think Jon is a selfish self-centered pig. Kate is he real parent. Grow up Jon, and stop living off your kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Jon is a selfish self-centered pig. Kate is he real parent. Grow up Jon, and stop living off your kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Jon is a selfish self-centered pig. Kate is he real parent. Grow up Jon, and stop living off your kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon & Kate Plus... Now THERE is the irrational controlling Kate we know! Welcome back bitch :)