Jon Gosselin: Male Gigolo

I'd hit that

He sure is quite the lady charmer these days

I would rather barf and eat it again than hook up with him.

ah! the girls these days!! They would even flirt with a donkey if it had money!!!

Ginger maybe the Barfing was caused my some Grey Goose shots courtesy of the ATV man?

Goofy-looking. Doughy Gut. Greasy skin. 8 kids. Messy, media-circus divorce. ATV as prime source of personal transportation.

And yet he scores. Regularly. There's two things he's got going for him that trump all the other factors. He knows his target range and doesn't stray outside it. And he's got money (or pretends to).

The Gosselin Formula:

(Target vaguely attractive women) + (flash signals of potential wealth) = Poon.

That my friends, is a winning formula.

He is right in the middle of the biggest midlife crisis.
I feel bad for those poor kids later on in life, when someone shows them these pictures of their dad with all these 22 year olds. One day his daughters are going to be 22 and he's going to realize just how young that really is. Find someone your own age Jon!

Hit it. Hit them all..... Do it now and do it often.

At the rate his gut is growing, his shortening window of notoriety and the likelihood that he will be flat broke in 3 years, his window of opportunity is short and must be taken advantage of.

I'd do it too (if my wife let me).....

that girls got some major heartburn lol

Jon gets a VIP table? How lame does that bar have to be to give him VIP status?

Do they valet the ATV for him or does he park it himself?

what's my high school economics teacher doing with jon gosselin???

It is obvious that this week's "The Superficial" has included society's worst skanky pigs and scumbags. It has not been a banner week, and there has been so very much footage that would convince a starving person to diet, otherwise lose their lunch.

- step right up and yanky my wankie

Chicks know his income and are all over him for it. And he seems to totally be holding out for the hottest bidder. I KNOW, I KNOW. But I still can't believe its playing out so obviously. And I can't believe none of these broads have upstaged Kate Gosselin, yet.

grosselin

The woman in that picture is Ginger's (see comment#3) vomit. His love life is filthy disgusting. It's like people pick the scabs off their bodies and those scabs come to life as women that Gosselin ties to have sex with.

give this man a vh1 reality dating show

I loved the title of this post until i scrolled down and saw the photo
It should have read
Jon Gosselin: Asian Elvis Presley Impersonator. He Rove You Rong Time.

18 - funny!

Why doesn't Jon go for someone hot and use his fame for something worthwhile, instead of these hagged up battle-axes? This woman looks like she has too many cats and candles.

hahaha ASIAN RED SKIN after drinking!!! and that is no 22 year old?? maybe some 22 year olds mother?? or grandmother even. They both have nice hair though. It's like his kids are in some kind of kiddie prison camp and Kate & Douche stop in and visit with them once in a while. @15 grosselin..funniest thing I've read all day...hhahahaaaaaaaaaa

This Asian finds yet another white woman uglier then his ex wife.

Attention Jon Gosselin: Just move on to Asian women already and you will get a hot one too!

He looks like a Chinese Elvis

Jon is a complete "no mind", an idiot and as stupid as a human can possibly be!! He is acting like a lunatic. Does he even think about how this is going to affect his kids? No, of course not. He's thinking with his dick!

i hate this family.

http://www.pitt-news.blogspot.com/2009/08/generous-couple.html

If you squint just right he kinda looks like an ugly Elvis.

This tard is getting fatter and fatter by the second

Good to see that the fat version of Elvis is still alive and well.

Elvis Buddha

is he drinking from a sippy cup?

Leave Jon alone. He deserves all these bimbos considering a concentration camp would be better than being married to Kate.

Everytime I look at a photo of Jon Gosselin the Eddie Murphy song "Party All The Time" starts playing in my head.

"My girl want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time!!!"

these pics make me so sad... as a mom of one, i cannot imagine how scared they were when they found out they had sextuplets. but let's get real here, they got lost in a fantasy of money and lost sight of the important things in life. i know that if i were in kate g.'s situation, that i would definately be in fight or flight mode, but........ you have to kind of put it in perspective. they definatly lost touch with reality. realtiy is grey goose and large houses, not kids and bedtime stories. it's so sad, but they are both caught up.

these pics make me so sad... as a mom of one, i cannot imagine how scared they were when they found out they had sextuplets. but let's get real here, they got lost in a fantasy of money and lost sight of the important things in life. i know that if i were in kate g.'s situation, that i would definately be in fight or flight mode, but........ you have to kind of put it in perspective. they definatly lost touch with reality. realtiy is grey goose and large houses, not kids and bedtime stories. it's so sad, but they are both caught up.

Fucking fat Asian cad. Can't stand this mongrel.

It's typical behavior, folks. The man has been in a hellish prison for 10 yrs with an evil warden & her gang of mean midgets. She taught them all to fight by beating them regularly. So, now he's free. He'll get it together soon. Right now, he's just enjoying himself with normal people.

He makes me think of a character on HBO who you really don't want to see having sex, but then they show it anyway, just to make you gag. Yea, I don't want to hear about this ugly fuck having sex either.

That girl does not look 22 to me.

-meream

POP EATER? POP STEW? What kind of an idiot do they have on the payroll, that keeps this KATE & JON story alive? Is there no better news to write about? I'd like to see a new editor or crew working for this site, because this story has gotten FAR TOO MUCH INK~ Those of you who think this low-life dude needs to get someone building a platform so he can make more money than he already has, is nuts! He's a loser and read my lips: "WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!" next subject! (POSTED TO THIS AND ANOTHER SITE)

please give us all a break..~ trash this couple's story!

First of all, if this man is divorced then he has every right to date or be with whom he wishes. No one would have said one word if he was not seen on TV
He would be a nobody without his eight children who pushed him to stardom.

Second, before a comment is made about this woman, check your sources. I know this woman personally, mother of two, married, and a bussiness woman. She happened to be there for the food show and asked for a picture with Jon.

This is how rumors get started....due to idiots!

First of all, if this man is divorced then he has every right to date or be with whom he wishes. No one would have said one word if he was not seen on TV
He would be a nobody without his eight children who pushed him to stardom.

Second, before a comment is made about this woman, check your sources. I know this woman personally, mother of two, married, and a bussiness woman. She happened to be there for the food show and asked for a picture with Jon.

This is how rumors get started....due to idiots!

Oh just look at that used up prostitute throwing herself at the squinty-eyed, sun-burned ass-tard! What a disgraceful slut she is! I love how he's staring at her big saggy tits, I bet he wants to tit-fuck her with his small little penis....! And she just wants to get paid, like any hooker does.

The woman seems to be pretty amused.Is he throwing his oneliner here again!?

He looks like a goddam fat ass oompa loompa.

Looks like it burns when they pee.

Jon looks fifty-something here.

Wow, wouldn't you think that knowing everything that is being said about this ass that you would keep your distance. He is pretty much in all the fags for his outrageous behavior and yet this winner in the photo wants to take a picture with him. Once a loser always a loser and you know what, you attract losers. Who cares if she is a business woman with two kids and a husband, Jon was married, a business man and had 8 kids, and look want a pig he is. Well for that husband of hers out there you might want to start looking for something a little younger and perkier. That seems to be the trend except in this photo’s case. Jon must be really drunk; Jon, have another grey goose shot and maybe she will look even younger, because this photo that everyone is viewing knows she is not 22 or even close, add a 10 to her age because her face shows it and her saggy ta-ta's.

he looks like Elvis before he died.

What a pathetic venue when a d-bag nobody like this clown gets a VIP table. He is networking to figure a way to pimp his kids out for (more) profit.

i dont see how hes an "ugly elvis", considering how elvis himself was not good looking himself.