Aug 19 2009Jon Gosselin has to be kidding me and other news
- Jason Schwartzman got married which was probably awesome until everyone kept comparing the reception to Rushmore. [PopEater]
- Nicole Kidman has been reduced to reality television. Have you no tiny heart in your tiny chest, Tom Cruise?! [Lainey Gossip]
- Renee Zellweger isn't bringing Bradley Cooper on the red carpet yet. Though in all fairness, anything more attractive than a zucchini will make her look ugly by comparison. [PopSugar]
- Ricky Martin takes his "Let's Face It, I'm Gay" twins to the beach. [Just Jared]
- Amy Winehouse might be a contestant on the UK version of Dancing with the Stars. I might hate reality TV with the very essence of my being, but I would watch the fuck out of that. I don't care who knows it. [Celebslam]
- Celine Dion is pregnant with an eight-year-old embryo. Looks like Canadian health care ain't so bad after all. (Ignoring the fact she might've had procedure done in U.S. and is super rich.) [Splash News]
- Brooke Hogan bailed out of a concert in New York because she's stressed out about what people think. Really? I figured she'd be adjusted to the penis theories by now. [The Blemish]
Reader Comments
1. benja - August 19, 2009 9:10 PM
still can't stop thinking about amber rose's ass
2. Plain Kate - August 19, 2009 9:11 PM
and I'm sure he'll get more plain trim by the pool....
3. Pubestache - August 19, 2009 9:21 PM
Beep beep ribby ribby
4. Ginger - August 19, 2009 9:34 PM
I would rather be strung up by my nipples than watch his show.
5. 1st - August 19, 2009 9:39 PM
1st to say - Jon is a douche
6. Holly - August 19, 2009 10:06 PM
Celine Dion must pick a team:
A) Cut her son's hair to look like he's a MALE (You know, balls & stuff???)
or
B) Take him to Thailand and let them give him a proper vagina.
She's already named it Rene-Charles. *snort* Have a little mercy. He's already got THE GIRLIEST NAME IN HISTORY and now she totes him around with is long-ass girl hair like some kind of girl-ITT cross-breed.
Young boys with hair that long went out with SAMSON & DELILAH, for the sake of penis. Social services, please take this child before she's fucked it up so badly that it doesn't know if it wants to be buggered in the ass or stick its strange probe-like object ("why isn't it a vagina, mommy?") into a wall socket! I BEG YOU! Save this bo--um.. well ..save whatever it is!!!.... ?
OK so save it so I know what kind of genitals it has. Cuz I'm confused. =(
7. Iambananas - August 19, 2009 10:09 PM
John Gosslin hosting a poll party? Really? Whose going to be there? The AARP?
8. John - August 19, 2009 10:21 PM
It's like UFC clothes for the effeminate, portly gentleman.
9. John - August 19, 2009 10:29 PM
Oh hell. Disregard my previous comment. I thought OshKoss b'goss was selling a new line of shrits.
10. DO NOT WANT! - August 19, 2009 10:30 PM
Nuts to you McGillicutty!!
11. http://www.popduds.com/ - August 19, 2009 10:30 PM
Nuts to you McGillicutty!!
12. mer - August 19, 2009 10:45 PM
Who the hell is this guy? What has he done to merit attention?
13. gotmilk? - August 20, 2009 7:27 AM
why is celine telling people shes' pregnant. if she just found out, you might want to wait a few months! lets say she has a miscarriage, then we're suppose to feel bad for the old bag? nope!
14. Layla - August 20, 2009 9:35 AM
I am so sick of these people. Please give it a rest.
15. missywissy - August 20, 2009 12:44 PM
Does Jon Gosselin share the same stylist as Britney's paparazzi boyfriend? Makeovers suck. I like the nerdy Jon better, not Queer-Eye Jon.
16. Galtacticus - August 20, 2009 3:44 PM
He knows how to hold a beer bottle,like it's welded to his hand.Not to forget his shades!? The only problem he got is his body shape.Hope he got his noobs tanned on time!
17. Darth - August 20, 2009 3:53 PM
His love handles are looking forward to this day.
18. Narcissist - August 27, 2009 3:48 AM
I guess the women will line up for a look at Schlubbo the Whale poolside.
Celine is 41? Not flattering pics.
@ 6 - What's the hangup with hair? At least he's not wearing a SKIRT to a wedding :P