Aug 4 2009Jon Gosselin bags another one

Dude LOVES plain chicks. It's like a fetisch.

She's a single mom so you know she puts out!!!

stop with this guy already

Those dogs smell fish...

fuck, thanks to model mayhem every below average girl is an aspiring model...
here's her profile: http://www.modelmayhem.com/296880

hey i love plain chicks, too. nice work jon.

boner: achieved

what a jerk. he's going to lose his kids.
which really sucks for them because kate isnt a good parent either!

Great all we need is another chick who thinks she's Kardashian....
She's not that sexy...VERY amateur!

Considering what the last 3 skanks looked like, I'd say this one is an UPGRADE! Well done, Jon, shedding the Ed Hardy shirts is working for you!

This is the best one so far.

I wish he were my dad instead of Burt Reynolds' voice.

23 year old single moms..

That's the sweet spot..

Audrey: It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York, I actually find it kind of intimidating.

Kramer: Well your as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.

so...he has determined that he will not go over the age of 23?

new show : Jon & Kate + Syphilis

give it up, girl

Grrrr! This guy has issues. How can he be so irresponsible after everything that has already happened? He said it himself: he knows his kids will google his name one day.

butterface

Who told this chick she could model? Barbizon? I had a niece that fell for one of those "modeling" schools. six years later....not one booking.

Ah the legend of Bagger Jon. Now don't get arrogant Bagger Jon I don't call you that because you bag so many girls, but because every girl you pick is such a hideous fucking bagger. Have you still not forgiven your penis for knocking up the SHIT out of your wife?

Really now, is this guy on a quest to bang his twelve fans because this is exactly what I would guess female TLC watchers look like at their very very best. Great job picking out the best fish in the world stinkiest shittiest little pond John. Enjoy it because sadly this is as good as it's gonna get for you and then your shehag porcupine wife is going to take you for all you've got so she can pay for a lifetime of those ass ugly haircuts.

so then, so far he's dated two 4's, a 5, and a 6.5 by my standards. this latest bird being the 6.5

well it's not like he is a 10. (or 6.5 for that matter)

i see it now, her only future is a shinning star, a porn star, that is

Well, all I can say is he knows what he's doing and appears okay with being used for publicity. Not sure what that says about him. Last one was a wanna be reality star, this one is a wanna be model. Both latching on to him trying to get some fame. And he has no problem with that.

What can I say... Man whore?

Her facebook page has Jon & Kate Plus 8 as her favorite show.....awww....

nice one inch mules...

nice one inch mules...

gross, he smokes

PLAIN JANE FETISH.

nice one inch mules

he loves ugly women 20-25. this one's face is a 2.5 and her body is a 6 (tits too small, thick legs, but pretty toned with a flat tummy). so that makes her a 4. kate has to be about a 6 overall. def nicer face, strange hair though, and thicker body, but with much larger breasts (add a point to the body for her recovery from a multiple birth - give credit where it is due, even if it is only b/c she suffered through a tummy tuck).

No one seems to get it... JGoss is a humanitarian! He's using his power to make Cinderellas out of these pumpkins. He's like a Roden, sculpting something "beautiful" out of very raw [and unrefined] material. Be praised oh mighty Jon! He should get his own show, "15 Minutes of Fame" with Jon Gosselin, on which he bangs random women and gives them a day or two in the media spotlight. Brilliant!

She is 23 but looks 35. The worst of both worlds. I would rather date a 35 year old who looked 23. Because, you get the maturity (none of this whiny, jealousy, needy, insecure crap - believe me any 35 year old who looks 23 is not going to have any insecurities, and she won't need any one person!). This guy has his priorities all messed up - he likes the little girls cause they aren't smart enough to cop on to his act yet. Not cause they are hot (look at who he picks!). If he is gonna date women decades younger than him, at least make it worth while and pick hot ones. Get your priorities straight, pal! Maturity is better than stupidity. And looks come before any of that!

#7 is just an annoyingly bad photograph. It's not funny, it's not sexy, it's not artistic. It's just dumb. Rant, sorry. *photographer.

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WHO TOLD THIS ONE SHE COULD MODEL? WHAT IS IT ABOUT SKINNY CHICKS, THAT IS NOT MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL OKAY?

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"Buzz's girlfriend... woof"

This chick looks like she would have one of those super irritating Long Island, NY accents. Which is, by the way, the worst accent known to man.

Dude must be reading B. Clinton's manual on nailing marginally attractive women. BC knows whats up though - really smoking hot chicks know the are really smoking hot and they won't take a load in the mouth, much less up the butt.

She looks like the only kind of modeling she could do is as a transexual.
Yikes!
Man Face!
Go to school and get a real job.

This broad is delusional; I'm guessing all of the drunk idiots in the bar keep trying to get into her pants by telling her bullshit like "she should be a model". I guess if you hear something often enough, you may begin to believe it no matter how ridiculous it really is. She's doable, especially after a few drinks, but a model?!?!?!?!?!? I wonder what other lines she falls for....

#31. I lauged so hard my husband came in to read your comment he lol'ed too. Thank you for your unique and hilarious persective.

He's like the Leoardo Dicaprio of ugly chicks.

A MODEL? Seriously? That's it, screw Real Estate, I'M GOING TO BE A MODEL! ...I'm ready for my close up! Ugh..wow. Anyway, so he's "bagging" all of these chicks: too bad they're all BROWN BAGGERS. He needs to stop thinking with his little Asian pecker and be a good Dad.

Why would anyone leave a little baby with three dogs? That poor thing, the big dog already has her in it's grasp. She's a gonner, someone should have been calling Children's aid instead of snaping pics. Useless paparazzi.

I know it's been said several times already but, seriously "aspiring model"? I'm all for having a healthy self image, but bitch is delusional.

She is kinda fat for a model....she makes me look like LiLo with my weight compaired to her.

So thats how it is in reading PA? if you dont scare small children youre considered a model?

Again, put on shoes Jon. We are tired of seeing your nasty feet. Does he even own a pair of shoes?

Maybe she can model for walmart...lol oh and @#39 good one

The reason he goes for plain girls is because he's ugly as fuck.

Kate did the show to line up acting gigs. John did the show to line up fucking gigs.

Why did the kids the show? Oh, yeah. No one asked them. I guess their rights stop once their heads crown?

Why do chicks keep going out with this guy? He's fat, balding, and clearly a douchebag. Not to mention 8 effing kids and an insane ex wife.

Damn I thought he like pudgy chicks. This chick is thin and does not eat much. It probably throws Jon off at the McDonald thru-drive when he orders one hamburger instead of the usual two quarter pounders.

To everyone saying she's average, she's fugly. C'mon. Why does every chick who is of average weight think they can be a model? Fucking sick.

Probably repeated others but...What is it with average/below average looking people with average/below average bodies THINKING THEY SHOULD MODEL?!?!?!?!?!

another wannabe...... prolly just as sloppy a slut as the rest of his women....

Who let the dogs out?

She's too ugly to be a model, and as we all can see - - the camera hates her.

I don't think that any of these white trash women would touch him if he were not on TV. Why that makes any difference, I don't know. I guess you have to be a single, white trash mother to know.

@51 - Bitchez iz dumb.

ZOMG he got a new t shirt AND a new starfucker.this man is soo modern.could he get some modern SHOES too?god, hes just plain effin RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOMG he got a new t shirt AND a new starfucker.this man is soo modern.could he get some modern SHOES too?god, hes just plain effin RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!

Enough with this idiot already, the chicks he bangs are sooo weak. He took up smoking in the last week to be cool aaaannd he's a reality falling star. FYI, I wouldn't hire this new chick to model trash bags in a dark room.

@ #5, and her Model Mayhem port is falcon WEAK!

Wow from all these pictures I've seen of him, he possesses all the qualities of a douche bag.

His transition from responsible father to douche bag is complete. Good work my Igor.

BAGS another one?

Yeah I'd need a big goddamn bag for THAT face. SHHHIT!

If this chick's a model then I'm a fucking brain surgeon! Where's her Drew Carey eyeglasses and bushy mustache to go with that honking beak in the middle of her face? I'm surprised the pictures aren't all blurry because the cameramans laughing so hard taking these professional "modeling" pictures. What a joke if she considers herself hot.

Oh I get it...it's like a picture of a picture of her ass. Because there's a frame around her ass. Wow. I mean that's like Warhol GOOD. Nothing can top that. OH MY LORD!!! A BASS GUITAR!!!!

too bad she's FUGLY and could never be more than a model standing next to amotorcycle or speed boat.

I am beginning to respect this man more and more.

He's a goofy-looking motherfucker with a doughy gut, 8 kids and going through a messy divorce on national television. But he's nailing vaguely-attractive chicks left and right. The man knows his potential targets, and he is working every opportunity with recognizable success.

Hats off to Jon Gosselin.

Holy nose batman...that is one broke chick. They have continue to get worse as he works his way down the hooker highway! His poor peter will soon fall off from the herp!

she should consider trying out for the next rock of love. seriously. she'd fit right in.

Why does he go for Butterfaces???

SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK CONVINCED HER OF A MODELING CAREER?

***NEWS FLASH***

THAT DOUCHE ISNT HOT EITHER IN FACT HE'S QUITE UNATTRACTIVE.

But yeah, I loled at the pic of her with the picture frame around her butt. Glamor shotz!!

What is this Asian man's obsession with ugly white women?!

Dude your asian you should be able to pull a hot asian girl. I see tons of goofy asian guys with hot ass asian girls. Give up on the white girls because your selection just keeps getting worse and worse. Your ex wife was hotter then all these chicks (after the make over and tummy tuck of course)

outa all the chicks he's been hittin this one has the prettiest face. apparantly her tw@ smelz good too i envy the shepherd on the left hehe

She should aspire to be something else. And I agree, her being a single mom at 23 means she probably puts out, haha. So this is what celebrity gets ya.

See Jon Go. Go Jon Go.

5ft 9in? Is she taller than him? Started to say she could be the beta female in a cigarette ad, but not sure..

You know whats sad, I know most clubs in NYC would make her pay to get in, and they let model in for free...

Geez- who'd a thunk a rashy lookin' red-eyed Chinese with a bubble boy haircut could get so much trim?

Eh, I stay away from moms...it's like fucking a jar of mayonaise

23 year old single mom?

That's FUCK heaven.....

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Doesn't "she" sing for Jane's Addiction?

HAHAHAHA! A MODEL! HAHA--NOT EVEN SEARS--HAHA! A PICTURE FRAME AROUND YOUR ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! oh, that's rich...

model? bwahahahahahahaha!

He's the new George Clooney! - shortpeopledate.com

Muffin top+cellulate+horse face=Jon's style.

the man can get no better people, hes asian so we all know he has a 3 inch cock...dont kid yourselves.

If she can be a model, then I'm a 24k golden goddess. If he weren't rich and famous, he wouldn't even be able to get Susan Boyle. His appearance is sure to be the root of his inability to get better looking women, I know I wouldn't waste my time to walk across the street to pee on him if he were on fire. And guys, if you're not hot, why do you think you should get hot girls?

If she can be a model, then I'm a 24k golden goddess. If he weren't rich and famous, he wouldn't even be able to get Susan Boyle. His appearance is sure to be the root of his inability to get better looking women, I know I wouldn't waste my time to walk across the street to pee on him if he were on fire. And guys, if you're not hot, why do you think you should get hot girls?

Those photos of her are so embarrassing and awkward.

I can't wait to see the supermodels you guys date. That way you and hopefully me some day, can dispel the myth about people who have nothing better to do than to criticize people on the internet being unattractive morons who make fun of anyone they can.

she is a butter face...

pathetic that people will sleep with some icky guy just to get their 5 minutes of fame...

superficial shame on you for giving her her 5 minutes..shame

FAAAAAAAAAT

damn she ugly.

Yeah she must be some great mother if she can party all night and spend the night with someone. Where is her kid in all this?

I am with Kate on this one. I think she should have some say in who is watching her kids. This girl is definitely not anyone I would want watching my 8 kids. Yuk!

Jon is disgusting. There is a reason he is only with 20 year olds! No one with any sense would want his sorry butt!