Aug 28 2009Joe Francis didn't punch Jayde Nicole. He just pulled her hair.
So it appears Joe Francis didn't punch Jayde Nicole last night then proceed to kick her while she's down, and security footage at Guys and Dolls confirms his story. TMZ reports:
Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde or Brody the entire time ... and security footage from inside the club shows exactly this.
Joe says Brody had punched him and ripped his shirt off. He says the club's GM then escorted him outside to the parking lot and he lit up a cigarette.
Joe says the next thing he knew, he was on the ground. He was later told Brody had blindsided him.
That's when Francis says the club's security tasered Brody.
Well, it looks like Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole are a bunch of liars, and Joe Francis has proven he couldn't possibly have beaten a woman because it turns out he fights just like one and therefore has a vagina. Glad that's cleared up.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. udunome - August 28, 2009 7:17 PM
first
2. Kelley - August 28, 2009 7:19 PM
Holy wonky eyes, Batmann !! One of them looks like glass ... and I'm not sure which one, even, lol.
3. miau - August 28, 2009 7:19 PM
fish I love you
miau
4. ding a ling - August 28, 2009 7:24 PM
No one cares.
5. ding a ling - August 28, 2009 7:25 PM
No one cares.
6. ding a ling - August 28, 2009 7:25 PM
No one cares.
7. shiro - August 28, 2009 7:26 PM
man. kelly brook makes this bitch look like a mongoloid.
8. fric frac - August 28, 2009 7:30 PM
Too bad. That cunt deserves a good beatdown
9. Iambananas - August 28, 2009 7:38 PM
Brody could do better -- he's pretty cute. But there's NO excuse for pulling hair/ hitting a girl in any way -- I hope she presses charges.
10. Photoshop Police - August 28, 2009 7:42 PM
are they trying to 'out-speidi' speidi ?
wtf.
11. Miss Brown Eyes - August 28, 2009 7:43 PM
May I introduce to the world Mr. & Mrs. Brody Jenner... aka Cap'n & Trannie Queenie Douchebag... You figure out which one is which...
12. Miss Brown Eyes - August 28, 2009 7:44 PM
May I introduce to the world Mr. & Mrs. Brody Jenner... aka Cap'n & Trannie Queenie Douchebag... You figure out which one is which...
13. GirlsGoWild - August 28, 2009 7:45 PM
Joe Francis still deserves an ice pick in the neck. What a piece of shit
14. Terry - August 28, 2009 7:46 PM
who are these people?
more titties please
15. GirlsGoWild - August 28, 2009 7:47 PM
Joe Francis still deserves an ice pick in the neck. What a piece of shit
16. pulsegrenade - August 28, 2009 7:49 PM
@Iambananas: can you read? the tape shows the dumb slut pushing him and pouring a drink on him first. It's on tape! She assaulted him first... good luck pressing charges when you're caught on tape being an idiot seconds before.
17. lol - August 28, 2009 8:04 PM
Sucks when your boyfriend has a prettier face then you do. Look at the first pic, I hate Brody, but man is he prettier than his butterface girlfriend not that hard to be, but he's not just man-pretty he's girl pretty which is lame and screams metero, but mostly it's just super for embarassing for fuggo here.
So Francis pulls hair in self defence??? LOL, that's priceless he's such a closeted little princess, that must be what he does when his lover pisses him off "you bitch" *yank* "It's my turn to use the black dildo". I guess that's also how he wrangles in all the butterfaced bimbo's; a little hair tugging gets 'em back in line and back to shirt removing and fake dyking out for the camera's. Now wonder he cried in jail, pulling hair is the only way he knows how to protect himself and in prison hair pullin' is called forplay, sweet cheeks.
The verdict: They all suck. (life is cool like that you know, you don't have to take sides, you can hate everyone).
I sentence Brody to being Tom Cruises personal cock massager (which includes having to wear an assless scientology suit made of tin foil and bubble wrap with a kitchen strainer, I mean special scientology helmet) for five years.
I sentence Veggy Mcbutterface to eating only meat to the tune of 10,000 calories a day for a decade. Lets see how easy it is to be a gold digger when you weigh 600 pounds and smell like sweat and expired bacon.
I sentence Joe Francis to get hair extensions and a tramp stamp that says "when I scream and cry it means I like it" and to be sent back to the pokey for lifey, bitch.
A little lesson folks ,this is what happens when stupid people get drunk. You should have to pass mental exams to get a liscence to consume alcohol and also to procreate. If so none of this would have happened and these people would not exist.
18. Jesus, Son of God - August 28, 2009 8:07 PM
If he didn't hit her why is one eye so much higher then the other? Gonna ask my dad.
19. Kelly - August 28, 2009 8:31 PM
Oh god....the eyes. What in the heck is wrong with em? I know ones' body isn't proportional but c'mon.....that's just like a sick joke. Wanky Wanky
20. loren - August 28, 2009 8:34 PM
His girlfriend is not at all attractive!
21. c45j - August 28, 2009 8:35 PM
no video ?
22. Sav - August 28, 2009 8:37 PM
He is white nothing will come of it.
You can't be black and hit a women.
23. Toots Bronstein - August 28, 2009 8:39 PM
Damn. Looks like that chick's been smacked with a tennis racket one time too many.
24. Hugh Jorgen - August 28, 2009 8:51 PM
@22
sure you can. Name me one famous black guy in jail for abusing a woman please. Ill wait...
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yea, thats right...you cant. Now STFU boy...
25. haha - August 28, 2009 8:52 PM
Is her face in these pics pre or post beat-up? Because it's CROOKED as hell...
26. popeye? - August 28, 2009 9:08 PM
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes..? there's this whole lopsided/chino-eyed thing going on.. but what's most concerning is the lopsidedness.. who cares though, they both look like retarded inbred children.
27. Yure Pal - August 28, 2009 9:26 PM
What a worthless cunt! So if not for the cameras, Jayde was going to continue her lie about Joe Francis punching her?
28. That One Cop - August 28, 2009 9:43 PM
Clearly a case where Girls did not go Wild Enough.
29. Nathiest - August 28, 2009 9:48 PM
This is the greatest story ever! cracks me up! Joe my man SUE THEIR ASSES!
30. Katie - August 28, 2009 9:53 PM
God DAMN does this girl have a wonkey eye or what... LOL
31. Katie - August 28, 2009 9:54 PM
God DAMN does this girl have a wonkey eye or what... LOL
Ooh! #28! I love it!! ha!
32. lola - August 28, 2009 11:04 PM
I don't know what I would do if someone just threw a drink on me. She probably deserved it. Unfortunately it is against the law to pull someone's hair for throwing a drink at you. It would take a pathetic loser to call the cops over that. Joe Francis is a douche for doing this in public with cameras and body guards around.
33. PatinNJ - August 28, 2009 11:09 PM
This is not a credible story. There's no way that Brody Jenner has a girlfriend. She must be a beard.
34. David - August 28, 2009 11:38 PM
her eyes are lopsided
35. AbitchvsADouche - August 29, 2009 12:16 AM
LOL... let's see here @ first Mr. Softcore porn king was so fucking wrong & should be killed on the spot because all the uber feminists & chivalrous (masochistic) men thought he dared punch & kicked a women after she threw a drink in his face, NOW he's still not a real man because instead of knocking her teeth out we find out that he just pulled her hair (which is actually a pretty equal albeit childish retaliation). Something tells me if Joe F. showed complete restraint and had just laughed & walked away and did nothing the same people still would say he's not a real man so fuck it. I personally don't like the guy much, but I stand by my original thoughts when I first read this story on this site... keep your hands to yourself, don't throw things at people, regardless of your gender or how you "feel" and all these problems could have been avoided!
36. coeruleo - August 29, 2009 12:20 AM
wow. i cant believe he chopped her up and put her in a suitcase. i always thought he was getting some unfair treatment in the blogs before this happened.
37. Narcissist - August 29, 2009 12:35 AM
God Damn Fucking Shit people! I can't find anything about what's going on with her face! Did her chromosomes melt or something?
I guess it's politically correct for Playboy to feature birth defects in the magazine.
38. Plug - August 29, 2009 12:43 AM
Joe Francis is still an enormous sack of monkeyshit who should be beaten to death in a public square.
39. Diana - August 29, 2009 1:25 AM
OOoh....we center ourselves around the scum so we can hear lies about stupid shit. Well maybe all three should be in a row so I can smack all of them in one instant....as Mr.Burns put it best.....excellent.
40. Anon - August 29, 2009 7:26 AM
So she lied about being uber assaulted and like I said yesterday she started it and had to suffer the consequences which should have been a slap, drink thrown in her face or push, eye for an eye.
It turns out it was just a hair pull so a fair response providing it wasn't to scalp her.
Shes a pathetic coward for pushing someone from behind then pouring a drink on them, hiding behind the fact she's a woman so he wont retaliate, then lying to the cops, press and anyone who'll listen that she was beaten senseless.
How can you be beaten senseless if you have no sense to start with.
Shouldn't the women on here be on her back for lying about being assaulted by a man?
No still being hypocrites?
Good on him for standing up for himself when she pulled this shit and not for going to far.
A doubt the women and guys with manginas on here would be on a womans case if the false allegations she made was made by a man about a woman.
41. GrammarMenshevik - August 29, 2009 7:34 AM
Joe Francis is an absolute piece of shit rapist who deserves to be curb-stomped.
42. Miss Brown Eyes - August 29, 2009 9:48 AM
@#37.... yep so true about Playboy... they did just have a spread on Heidi Montag-Pratt.. That in and of itself is a giant screaming birth defect
43. Ashley - August 29, 2009 10:02 AM
I hope he knocked her eyes straight.
44. Tim Thomas - August 29, 2009 10:29 AM
RT @40: "Shes a pathetic coward for pushing someone from behind then pouring a drink on them, hiding behind the fact she's a woman so he wont retaliate, then lying to the cops, press and anyone who'll listen that she was beaten senseless. Shouldn't the women on here be on her back for lying about being assaulted by a man?"
Yes, yes, and yes. Jayde comes out looking the worst out of everybody in this situation....... and that's pretty sad considering the level of scum involved.
45. Aunt Jemima - August 29, 2009 10:56 AM
What a fine bunch of Jews.
46. lizzy - August 29, 2009 11:04 AM
this girl is fucking ugly
47. Lisa - August 29, 2009 11:36 AM
he should have punched her. women like this need a little discipline some times
48. ya - August 29, 2009 12:54 PM
JOE FRANCIS WAS DOING HER A FAVOR, HE WAS TRYING TO FIX HER EYE!!!
49. ya - August 29, 2009 12:56 PM
JOE FRANCIS WAS DOING HER A FAVOR, HE WAS TRYING TO FIX HER EYE!!!
50. Annie Loves Anal - August 29, 2009 1:14 PM
Anon? Good for him? He PULLED HER HAIR! That is what a woman would do to another woman. Agreed, she shouldn't have poured a drink on him, but jesus christ in heaven, to pull her hair in retaliation? That's something one of my queeniest queen friends would do. I can now understand Francis' line of work. He hates women because he wants to be one....
51. Gabe - August 29, 2009 4:39 PM
What is wrong with her face? ? Seriously, her one eye is lopsided. Way to overrated, I see hotter girls sitting in Mcdonalds chowing down on a Big Mac.... next..
52. Gabe - August 29, 2009 4:40 PM
What is wrong with her face? ? Seriously, her one eye is lopsided. Way to overrated, I see hotter girls sitting in Mcdonalds chowing down on a Big Mac.... next..
53. WOW - August 29, 2009 4:53 PM
@ Anon...
Hey, are you Joe Francis' personal fluffer or something? Or are you just angling hard for his attention so he can come on here, exchange personal info with you, and maybe send you some free DVD's?
Look here, you crying little queen...while this story does indeed vindicate him of what was previously stated as a vicious assault (check your sources, Fish, or don't post until all the facts come out), he still could've and should've walked away. IT WAS A DRINK. My word, you are severely butt-hurt over your hero getting a little liquid thrown on him. It cracks me up to see you here whining over your perceptions as to how a woman should suffer through the act of revenge. OMG! NOW WHERE ARE THE WOMEN WHO BACKED HER UP??!? WHAT WOULD THEY SAY IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED and blah blah blah blah blah.
Be a man, let your scrote drop a little lower, and wake up to the reality that a majority of the women in this country and the world over would like to co-exist with us men without strife and hassle. This incident involves a woman standing up for her friend when no one else was there to help. Got it, now? Be sure to discuss this angle with Joe Francis when you two scrogs are ravishing each other on a shower curtain covered in Wesson corn oil.
And go back to school, your post is littered with grammatical errors. Sissy.
54. jacob - August 29, 2009 5:53 PM
were her eyes positioned weird before the attack, or after? seriously i had never noticed that about her. I just realized why, she's a nobody. this was all for publicity. i wish he had punched her and she died. then brody killed himself.
55. Nonny Urbusiness - August 29, 2009 7:23 PM
Am I the only person in the world that finds this girl horribly horrible unattractive. Her eyebrows are miles apart and her eyes are all crooked. Not to mention she just LOOKS like a bad case of herpes waiting to happen. WTF is Brody Jenner thinking??!?! She's a hot mess.
56. lyx - August 29, 2009 11:25 PM
his shirt looks like our school uniform :D
57. C - August 30, 2009 4:01 AM
I was right.
A woman in need of regulation.... by Joe Francis.
Standard American woman issues.
58. C - August 30, 2009 4:04 AM
O.. her left eye is an inch higher than her right, that is bad.. since it appears that way before she was supposedly beat up.
She is beat up.
59. WowtoyouaswellWow - August 30, 2009 10:24 AM
At Wow... I cannot believe you either!
didn't read the story?????? There was no female friend to protect...she THOUGHT there was one...sorry, I am a woman but this one, they are all fucking guilty (the 3 of them)! I cannot believe you are defending these scumbags...you know, if ever I get beat up by a guy, I WOULD NOT GO STRAIGHT TO THE CAMERA TO TALK ABOUT IT, I WOULD GO STRAIGHT TO THE POLICE to make a complaint AND PRESS CHARGE!
Wouldn't you????
Because these two idiots didn't; it was straight to the camera! Shit, I think the reason one it took so long for Brody to punch Francis is because he needed to call the cameras first....Joe Francis isn't better and I think he is a scumbag too but I will in no way defend these two idiots just because they want more publicity!
And you defending them is exactly what they want. I don't feel guilty for any of the three dorks!
60. Pilatunes - August 30, 2009 11:59 AM
The three of them in one place at one time? I am surprised it didn't turn into a douchebag black hole.
I think her face is actually two faces stuck together to make one. I have heard surgeons can do that...this was their first shot at it.
Can't someone please really do a number on Fransis' head?
61. Nero - August 30, 2009 2:42 PM
He did only pull her hair?
62. Rhialto - August 30, 2009 2:58 PM
Brody Jenner just did what any other BF probably would do.Obviously things got totally out of hand.
63. Darth - August 30, 2009 3:04 PM
Is Joe Francis friends with Brody Jenner? Real friends don't pull the hair of eachother's girlfriend.
64. jamanda - August 30, 2009 3:14 PM
She deserves a beatdown. Skank. She will get whats coming to her.
65. Eva - August 31, 2009 7:06 AM
Wow, Brody is way prettier than his GF. She is yech. How'd she get in Playboy nevermind Playmate of the Year? WHAT!
66. Albert Gore - August 31, 2009 7:57 AM
She deserves a punch in the head for having tatooed "Respect" above her Vagina. Maybe she can tatoo "Irony" on her arse.
67. Jimbo - September 8, 2009 4:14 PM
Give Joe a break. Brody, you need another bromance session. Straight up lies. Unbelievable. 3/4 of their story was false as the camera proved. She is a dumb c#&t and deserved it. She need work done to her face. Peace
68. jojo beanz - September 28, 2009 12:10 AM
Hey at least Joe doesn't have to go to jail, again. - bookshopdating.com
69. jeux en ligne - November 14, 2009 4:47 AM
I wish for a bad-ass girl gang to follow this asswipe and make his life miserable in various creative ways for the rest of his pathetic days. Every time a GGW commercial comes on TV while I’m trying to have a pleasant night watching Comedy Central, I seethe. As soon as that steel drum music starts up, steam comes out of my ears.