Joe Francis beat up Jayde Nicole
Joe Francis just fucked himself. Apparently the Girls Gone Wild founder decided it'd be a smart idea to beat the shit out out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend Jayde Nicole last night at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ reports:
According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis'), Jenner says "unrelentingly." Jayde felt he was harassing the woman -- whom Jayde and Brody know -- and she threw a drink on Francis.
Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away -- Brody followed.
Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.
Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn't let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground.
Francis left the scene. The cops came but no one was arrested. Jayde tells TMZ she will press charges against Francis. Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair also got pulled out.
Brody has since updated his Twitter to let fans (?) know about the incident:
Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him?
How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of shit
Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!
RadarOnline reports the Los Angeles Sheriff County Department is currently looking for Francis which shouldn't be too hard provided they follow the trail of discarded T-shirts and punched-out sorority girls.
UPDATE: So Jayde and Brody might have been full of shit.
Jayde Nicole's Lettuce Bikini Shoot

Reader Comments
1. dizzle - August 28, 2009 10:08 AM
first...
2. Bonanno - August 28, 2009 10:10 AM
It would be better If Joe beats up that dumb kid Brody. And the chick is not really hot, good body though.
3. Superevil - August 28, 2009 10:14 AM
I'd punch her in the face too. With my cock
4. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 28, 2009 10:17 AM
And why was Brody just standing there? What a punk. If your significant other is getting beat up you need to jump in and stop it. I guess she's an insignificant other to him.
5. It's Me Fuckers - August 28, 2009 10:21 AM
"they follow the trail of discarded T-shirts and punched-out sorority girls"
I actually lol'ed at that one!
6. Reginald - August 28, 2009 10:22 AM
This dumb broad threw a drink in his face. That's assault. Joe Francis, piece of shit though he may be, was just defending himself. Plus, it looks like this chick his been hit many times; her eyes are all fuked up. Plus, vegans should be beaten.
7. Chuck Nunchuck - August 28, 2009 10:26 AM
this chick looks like Megan Fox fucked Steven Tyler.
8. L.G. - August 28, 2009 10:30 AM
@6
Defending himeself? Yea, getting a drink thrown on his face probably sucked, but you can't tell me Big Joe was actually afraid of / trying to prevent a further battery.
In any event, self-defense is a pretty weak excuse for kicking someone on the ground.
9. La-La-Losers - August 28, 2009 10:32 AM
Douchey chick, in a douchey move, throws a drink in douchy guy's face, who, like a super-douche, punches her in the face. Douchy boyfriend stands by aand does nothing, like a ultra-douche. Ultra-douche, instead of kickiing ass, Twitters about it, which makes him the World's Biggest douche.
What a douche fest.
10. Harold^Sick - August 28, 2009 10:36 AM
Are these pix taken before or after she was chrisbrowned?
11. KP - August 28, 2009 10:37 AM
omg What a butterface!!! Her face actually looks like melting butter! Eww. Is this what men find attractive??
12. Pilatunes - August 28, 2009 10:39 AM
She might be kind of an idiot, but seriously if it's true he badly overreacted. He is a scumbag (and almost indisputably a rapist). I'd love to see him get convicted of assault and sent to jail.
13. Reginald - August 28, 2009 10:41 AM
@8
I'm just saying this chick is as stupid and douchy as Joe Francis. It's not like JF was hitting on her. She decided to get involved in an interaction that had nothing to do with her. She threw a drink in a guy's face and got properly punished for it. Now, if she'd thrown battery acid in JF's face, I would be calling her a hero. But this stupid vegan skank nedded a lesson in manners. The fact that it was JF who taught her this lesson makes it no less appropriate.
14. Anonymity+Audience - August 28, 2009 10:43 AM
This chick looks like a picasso painting. Veg is stupid and she is fug. We only care about the pretty people.
15. Dr Truth - August 28, 2009 10:45 AM
I guess Joe Francis did not read the memo. You have to "respect" this broad. It says so right above her vag.
16. yi - August 28, 2009 10:46 AM
what keeps happening to posts on this site? they're dissappearin', it's a conspiracy
17. Pilatunes - August 28, 2009 10:47 AM
btw, KP @11, the answer is 'no'. I was recently in Miami and I could find a prettier women within an hour...easily.
18. spicy - August 28, 2009 10:56 AM
oh my god i feel so bad for this butterface. things just got hella worse for her. seriously i don't know how fucked id be if a man pulled chunks of my hair out, punched me in the face and started kicking me on the ground. i think i would be asking for death too. jesus christ that sounds miserable. where im from a man would never touch a lady like that no matter how hard she asked for it!
joe francis is scum of all earth anyway. that stupid motherfucker and his "girls with low self esteem" videos. and to brody, that tweet was horrible. grow a sac. but i do like that he followed francis out and punched him. e for effort.
19. jizzbomb - August 28, 2009 11:02 AM
Maybe this slut shouldn't be throwing drinks on people.
20. Lisa G. - August 28, 2009 11:07 AM
The pampered rich lifestyle created a complete pussy. Wow, any other guy would step in a beat the living shit out of Joe Francis. Instead he just stands by, afraid of getting his shit messed up. What a wuss.
21. assman - August 28, 2009 11:08 AM
good going. she seems like a b!tch.
22. stimulus plan - August 28, 2009 11:08 AM
Found the solution to the economic troubles in the US. Just put all these asswipe douchebags like Francis into a huge pen somewhere and let people line up to pay$20 for the right to run in there with tasers and rusty pipes and beat their faces in. You know people would line up for miles and would probably just hand over a $50 and say 'keep the change, it's worth every penny'.
23. teddy - August 28, 2009 11:11 AM
too bad he didnt break her useless neck.
24. Peter Pumpkin Eater - August 28, 2009 11:12 AM
This has got to be fake. What the fuck kind of man is Brody Jenner? Sitting around watching his girlfriend getting beat the fuck up? These people are all useless and worthless.
25. ROUGH daddy - August 28, 2009 11:12 AM
I was all for Francis till he execute the bitch move of hair pulling...
26. EwwQueen - August 28, 2009 11:13 AM
Maybe Joe was trying to loosen up that tight stretched out face Jayde has? I mean come on! looks like she's had too many face lifts and botox. Her face is disgusting! And what does it say about you Brody? standing there watching your gf get what was coming to her??? It would of probably been more fun to watch if Kristin Cavalleri was doing the beat down on Jayde!! They say Karma is a biatch!!! guess Jayde got what was coming to her!
27. Mike Oxbhig - August 28, 2009 11:15 AM
All you non-pussy getting wanna be chivalrous metrosexual pricks need to get a life. if you throw a drink in someones face, expect an ass whipping, regardless of your sex. same as if you do anything else that a guy would fight another guy for...slapping, breaking or damaging their property, tailgating etc.
If youve got the balls or lack of self control to do any of the aforementioned stuff, youve got the balls to get physical about it...bitches.
28. Deacon Jones - August 28, 2009 11:25 AM
Her tattoo above her pussy says "RESPECT"
Now that's good
29. Jester - August 28, 2009 11:27 AM
I used to know some chick that would throw drinks in guys faces every damn weekend; I told her she's lucky no one has ever punched her ass out; so kudos to Francis for knocking this bitch out. I happen to be a Joe Francis fan; any dude that get's rich off filming young college hotties showing their tits in public is my personal hero. Now whether he is a douchebag or not I dunno. Side note: What a fag Jenner is.
30. bored - August 28, 2009 11:29 AM
She shouldn't have thrown a drink in his face. That would piss ANYONE off! But, his reaction was a bit over the top. Why didn't he just throw a drink back at her being that its a woman?
I'm giving Brody the benefit of the doubt and thinking that he must not have been within punching distance when this was going down. I mean if he went outside to punch him, why wouldn't he do it while she was being beat up?? Doesn't sound like he was scared...maybe he didn't see it or couldn't get to them??
31. Larry the cable guy - August 28, 2009 11:31 AM
She assaulted him!! Got what she asked for!!
32. antoine - August 28, 2009 11:32 AM
Whoop that trick!!! If your going to walk around throwing drinks on people you better be ready to pay the price for your actions. To bad Jenner did get his cowardly ass beat down too!! Seriously, what kind of man just sits there and watchs his woman get beat down and does nothing about it until it's all over. Bitch ass punk!
33. GirlsGoWild - August 28, 2009 11:41 AM
I hope someone puts a shiv into Joe Francis' neck. He and Chris Brown need to have a fight to the death in front of a national audience, with the winner getting capped in the head by a .357. Seriously, any man who beats a woman deserves death. Hopefully, someone will deliver that punishment to Joe Francis.
34. Deacon Jones - August 28, 2009 11:53 AM
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! That is waht is means to me!
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
35. ramalamadingdong - August 28, 2009 11:55 AM
a few punches in the face might make some improvements. what the FUCK is she?? half dink or something? those hybrid pieces od shit are USELESS and stupid. beat her up again, Joe.
36. DeviousJinx - August 28, 2009 12:00 PM
Surely the punch to the face improved her looks...maybe it even straightened out that creepy floating eye. Joe Francis is an asshole that needs to die, but he really is a talented plastic surgeon.
37. Mike Oxlittle is tender bottomed - August 28, 2009 12:02 PM
Mike douchelittle, any man that hit's a woman should have his teeth knocked out. Obviously you are not an Anglo, you degraded pile of cowardly macho talking faggot. If a woman threw a drink in my face I might call her a bitch, etc. But physically assaulting a woman?
You are not even male much less a man.
38. me09 - August 28, 2009 12:04 PM
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN PERVERT AND TAKES ADVANTAGE OF STUPID LITTLE DRUNK BIOTCHES THAT THINK THEY KNOW WHATS UP !!!!!!! THIS JOE GUY REALLY NEEDS BEATING and not in the good way
39. me09 - August 28, 2009 12:04 PM
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN PERVERT AND TAKES ADVANTAGE OF STUPID LITTLE DRUNK BIOTCHES THAT THINK THEY KNOW WHATS UP !!!!!!! THIS JOE GUY REALLY NEEDS BEATING and not in the good way
40. mel - August 28, 2009 12:06 PM
well, sucks if it really happened. but this is probably a stunt so that she can use the "beat down" as her excuse for the bruising she got from her most recent plastic surgery spree!! girl has had more plastic surgery in her whole 20 something years of life than most 45 years olds... yeesh
41. ®usty - August 28, 2009 12:08 PM
he probably thought she was one of those eplastic punching bags.... christ! look at those lips & cats eyes. she belongs on addicted to beauty with the rest of those freaks.
42. Anon - August 28, 2009 12:11 PM
If women would stop doing twaty things like that men wouldn't respond.
Sure he should have just slapped her hard or pushed.
He took it waay too far but it seems to be ok when a woman starts something but wrong when a guy finishes it.
43. whattheshit - August 28, 2009 12:20 PM
Obviously none of us were actually there and don't know all the details, but generally speaking, punching a chick is about as douchey as it gets. That guy's a scumbag regardless and pretty much deserves an ass kicking.
44. timbo - August 28, 2009 12:23 PM
Maybe if she stopped being a veg-head and eat some protein, she'd have a little muscle to protect herself.
If you want to save your friend from getting hit on, ask the guy to leave, go to another area of the club or go elsewhere. She brought it on herself.
45. Alli Watermelon - August 28, 2009 12:24 PM
I AGREE she shouldn't have thrown a drink in that guy's face. BUT...how are you going to beat the shit out of someone for that? Seriously. That shows he has major anger control issues. Imagine what other shit he's capable of. The girl poked her nose in someone else's business, but that in no way makes it okay to beat the shit out of her like that. Punching her? Kicking her on the GROUND? The guy is psychotic....head case....
46. Sheena - August 28, 2009 12:32 PM
You people are sick. Stupid as it may have been, throwing a drink in a guy's face is not justification for him to beat the crap out of her. Blame the victim of an assault because she's ugly? Nice.
That being said, Joe Francis is a massive sack of dogshit who deserves to spend the rest of his miserable, useless life in prison being gang-raped every Friday night like he's been doing to 18 year old girls for years.
Maybe these rich & asshole-y types should just avoid that Guys & Dolls club, ya think?
47. Jennifer - August 28, 2009 12:32 PM
Eye for an eye.
She throws a drink at you, you throw one back. Hell, pour the whole bottle on her for all I care, and verbally berate her until she cries/runs off, boobs flapping in the wind.
Beating someone like that over getting a drink tossed in his face? Give me a break. He behaved like an immature brat with anger issues.
Francis never struck me as being someone who knew how to manage his emotional responses, though.
48. carl - August 28, 2009 12:38 PM
from what i've heard from other places, joe was actually HITTING the ex girlfriend, not hitting on.
49. Blahblah - August 28, 2009 12:40 PM
Her face look's like baby Oscar from "Ghostbusters 2"
50. Blahblah - August 28, 2009 12:40 PM
Her face look's like baby Oscar from "Ghostbusters 2"
51. Blahblah - August 28, 2009 12:41 PM
Her face look's like baby Oscar from "Ghostbusters 2"
52. dk - August 28, 2009 12:44 PM
What I want to know is who Tazed Brody? And is this person a hero or just a psychotic tazer happy freak. I was leaning towards hero until i realized a) Joe wasn't twitching on the ground as well and b) it was a tazer and not a real gun. Stopping being pussies you vigilantes, its time to start dropping douchebags and start piling body bags.
53. B - August 28, 2009 12:45 PM
She is BEAT. what is with her lazy eye, huge love handles, trashy tattoo, and that cellulite flat ass? Honestly, doesnt Hef have people that CAN see scoping new material?
Brody clearly has a small peen, his looks scream hot chicks but he always winds up with sub par, and in this case; Golum
54. WOW... - August 28, 2009 12:50 PM
...it looks like I stumbled into a meeting of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club.
Fellas...let me remind you that if a woman throws a drink on you, or starts yelling and screaming at you, anything short of physically threatening you with a weapon, it takes a real man to walk away. You don't haul off and punch her, you don't get in her face, and you certainly don't take to kicking her while she's down. With this altercation, Joe Francis just showed what's been common knowledge among thinking people; that he's a pig of the lowest order and that he actively HATES the sexier and fairer half of our population in this country. That's all there is to it. He assaulted a woman...there's only one kind of scum who's lower that he proved himself to be.
And to all you douchebags who think this is funny and o.k.? You can take my comment however you want, but I know for a fact that you're only spouting your bullshit here because you can't do it out in the open. You know, where you'll be shunned and, most likely, have your asses beaten as well. If you're rockin' out and throwin' up the horns on behalf of Joe Francis, cheering his actions, then it follows that you wouldn't think twice about hitting a woman for so little an offense, and I gotta say, trust you would spend the rest of your lives sipping your food throw a straw from a wheelchair if the woman you hit was someone I knew and loved.
55. SynchG - August 28, 2009 12:56 PM
Maybe this time, public white guys that see Joe on the street will kick his ass for beating a girl, unlike what should have happened to Chris Brown along time ago, if it wasn't for him being black and considered a racist hate crime if a white guy beat him up.
56. Superbiggerevil - August 28, 2009 12:57 PM
If the same judge who presided over Chris Brown's case get assigned to this one, then Joe has no problem.
57. vile comments - August 28, 2009 1:00 PM
these comments are disgusting!!!!! #54..you are so right, thankfully one person has half a brain and standards....
maybe these people don't realize this, but often times you get drinks spilled on you on ACCIDENT...so someone intentionally doing is not that big of a deal in the first place. he was also hounding his ex girlfriend, a friend of Brody's girlfriend. me or my friends would have defended our friend-no questions, you have no idea how much he could have been bothering her as well, given his known douchy behavior. just because she has a stupid tattoo and a douchy boyfriend does NOT mean she deserved to get punched and KICKED by quite possibly the scummiest man in America.
58. Oops @ me, WOW... - August 28, 2009 1:07 PM
My typo up there should state that any dude here who thinks they would get away with hitting one of mine would definitely be sipping their food through a straw. A little grammar mistake on my behalf, but the promise still stands.
59. Thanks 54 - August 28, 2009 1:07 PM
Well said. If a man laid a finger on one of the women in my family, Mike Vick, Mike Tyson, Brock Lesnar...they would wake up (maybe) with holes.
The dudes here applauding what that fairy did are symptomatic of how terrible this country has become. Amazing. Wars everywhere, tazers, felons in pro sports, etc.
60. Anon - August 28, 2009 1:08 PM
Wow.
Go wash your mangina.
I notice you don't condemn her actions.
Well done pussy. I bet the next time a woman throws a drink in your face you put that 1 inch tail between you legs, dip your head, tell her thank you mistress and walk away like a coward.
He went way overboard like everyone is saying but she started it so she had something coming. You can't treat people like that and expect to get away with it.
It's a degrading and humiliating act that is done by cowardly women, just like when they slap you, because they don't expect guys to react back. Lord knows other women refuse to stand up for the man the way the hypocritical female posters on her are demanding guys do for the woman.
Women that do that need to be taught a lesson on why they should have some respect for men if at all possible for the bints and one of the ways of being taught respect is to treat others how they treat you. She uses an act of violence so does he. Maybe next time she'll think twice before doing something like that or other women nearby will do what the man is apparently not allowed to and teach her.
In this case throwing his drink right back at her, a push or a good hard slap would suffice. He acted like a common thug and deserves a good kicking in for it. Not because he did it to a woman but punching someone then cowardly hitting them on the floor is despicable. Let me ask you or more likely your mangina. If it was a man he did this to would it be not as bad?
women cant expect to cross the line with guys then hide behind the fact they are women. Thats sexist.
61. Kelley - August 28, 2009 1:10 PM
#37 ... hit's ??? Hits, right ? Duh ...
62. Deacon Jones - August 28, 2009 1:29 PM
I'm with Mike.
If this bitch threw a drink on my face, and she wasn't even the one getting hit on, I wouldve snapped.
At the very least bench pressed her to the mid-air, horizontal position
63. mikeybikey - August 28, 2009 1:31 PM
gotta love a woman who takes her clothes off for a living AND has the word respect tatooed above her vag!
64. WOW - August 28, 2009 1:34 PM
@ Anon...
I'm off to a meeting I'm already late for. But I WILL be back to respond to your post, whether you care to know it or not. See ya in a bit, jackass! *big smile*
65. Reginald Reynolds - August 28, 2009 1:40 PM
Asshole vs asshole, no humans involved. The bimbo should have taken an ass beating for sticking her oar in where no one asked and throwing drinks on people. Jenner stood there yelling like a little girl while some guy kicked the shit out of his woman, and has therefore established himself beyond any question (as if there was any doubt) as a useless pussy who should be despised by everyone from here on out. And Francis, who spends his life abusing and living off of women one way or the other is nothing but a low rent pimp who thinks bitch-slapping is just part of the game. He should spend the rest of his life in a 8X10 box with a large black dude named "Bubba" who makes Joe re-enact his best "Girls Gone Wild" tapes every night before beating him like a stepchild and butt-fucking him unconscious.
66. Anita Hanchob - August 28, 2009 1:42 PM
@WOW...yea, youll be back after you go wipe your ass from shitting yourself from fear of reality and equal rights.
Whats good for the goose is good for the gander, Jim J. Bullock.
Get with the program.
People like you are the reason women think they can get away with being bitches and morons.
67. pulsegrenade - August 28, 2009 1:45 PM
this story made me smile.
I can't help but wonder where Brody was when all of this was going down. Did he just sit there and watch as his dumb slut girlfriend got beat down? And then he waits in the shadows and throws a sucker punch followed by getting tasered??? hahaha. that mental picture is just so full of win. Doesn't this just sum up hollywood?
68. Anita Hanchob - August 28, 2009 1:48 PM
Reginald Reynolds = Jealous of Joe Francis
U-R-N-V-US Reggie (toby?), its ok.
Now get back to the fryer and pull those fries for the next super size combo meal...bitch.
69. win - August 28, 2009 1:54 PM
@62, You were going good until you made a mom joke.
But even so, I agree. While I can't say I would personally punch a chick in the face and kick her to the ground... from the little I have seen from this stuck up cunt, she probably had it coming.
70. J - August 28, 2009 2:02 PM
If some cunt poured a drink on me, I would've smashed her in the face also. I would keep kicking her in the stomach until blood comes out of her twat.
71. deddog - August 28, 2009 2:11 PM
62...
ghetto as shit. another incoherent joke from a barely functioning mind. i have to wonder if you're the same mike oxbig posting on ballerstatus. you're pitiful, and anyone that hits a woman for any reason other than life or death self defense is a PUSSY. mike oxbig, take your ghetto black trash ass back to ballerstatus... you meatheaded, steroid lookin gorilla.
and like everyone else who's got a backbone has said on this story, TRUST that i'd hand out hollowpoints and 7.62's to any man that wants to abuse a woman in my family
p.s. look who the meatheads in here are defending, chris brown and joe francis... i mean chris brown? i'd love to jam that little yellow paper heart on his "fashionable" vest straight through his eye socket
this country IS going to shit
72. Yoda - August 28, 2009 2:15 PM
Too bad this bitch didn't date Ryan Jenkins.
73. Duke Steele - August 28, 2009 2:15 PM
Looks like Joe Francis is another Chris Brown. What a pussy. A real man would have laughed off having a drink thrown in his face by some chick. And also, has anyone noticed that she has one of those Shannon Doherty faces?You know what I mean. One side is higher/lower than the other. And thats before the punches. I think that Grody Jenner could do better.
74. Yure Pal - August 28, 2009 2:18 PM
She deserved it..... one of the biggest bitches around! So just because you're a girl, that gives you free reign to throw a drink on someone? The world needs more people like Joe Francis....... keep these entitled whores in line!
75. Yure Pal - August 28, 2009 2:21 PM
@68, it really is a glorious story on all fronts!! :) Worthless human beings..... all of them.
76. farthammer - August 28, 2009 2:24 PM
Seriously though, she was asking for it.
77. effyeray - August 28, 2009 2:26 PM
What kind of faggot let's some douche whoop their dumb whore girlfriend? A Brody Jenner faggot does, that's who.
Also, let this be a lesson to other stupid bitches to mind their own business... if you throw a drink on a man, ass whippins might follow. BUT, Francis should have beaten the faggotry out of Jenner's bitch ass not the dumb cunt's.
78. Bunny - August 28, 2009 2:42 PM
Any woman that dresses like rabbit food and looks like Octomom deserves to get the hell beat out of her!
79. Jeremy - August 28, 2009 3:00 PM
Maybe if Brodys sister had a tattoo of "respect" above her pussy she wouldnt have gotten pregnant so easily. Respect is basically an invitation for a black dude to stick it in you. She wants some dick so bad she cant even cover her tattoo while she is getting her picture taken. Brody must be a real asshat if that is the best he can do for a girlfriend. Bruce must be proud.
80. Beetlejuice - August 28, 2009 3:02 PM
Looks like he fucked her eye up. These were taken after the beating, correct?
81. David - August 28, 2009 3:24 PM
While he may have gone a bit overboard it's nice to see some repercussions for someone getting involved in something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. Seriously, she at least deserved a good bitch slap for throwing a drink in a guys face who wasn't even talking to her. Why do people feel the need to get involved in shit that doesn't concern them.
82. Norad Bush - August 28, 2009 3:27 PM
Wow, people out there actually defend anything Joe Francis does? I call bullshit on that one because if he dropped dead tomorrow of flesh-eating bacteria, 95% of the population would not miss him. And those who would are the creepy pervs who patronized him all these years. So, either all of you are full of shit, or you're creepy pervs. Either way, these actions do not speak well to anyone's character.
And to everyone replying to Mike Oxbhig (sp?): Stop feeding the troll.
83. green_calico - August 28, 2009 3:31 PM
Joe Francis went wild!
84. Annie Loves Anal - August 28, 2009 4:05 PM
Hey 60? You really are a douchebag, and I'm geussing single? How about this? Joe throws his drink in her face as a comeback. he pulled her hair. how pussy is that? Chicks do that to each other. There is no fucking possible way you can defend his actions, anon, so why don't you crawl back into mama's basement and take a nap. Things might be better in the morning.
85. Cher - August 28, 2009 4:30 PM
OKAY People...
She wasn't hitting him, it was just a drink. He beat up a female. He's an ass.
A REAL man, would have just left it alone. Looks like they're aint' much o' those in this comment section. Just a bunch of douchebags with small penises who's knuckles cause sparks as they drag across the ground.
Yep, it;'s those small-penised boys who felt she was "asking for it."
86. SynchG - August 28, 2009 4:35 PM
SF WRITER NEEDS TO RELEASE IP ADDRESSES OF DOUCHES CONDONING JOE'S BEHAVIOR, SO I CAN PAY THEM A VISIT
87. Albin Bainbridge - August 28, 2009 4:39 PM
@ 46
"You people are sick. Stupid as it may have been, throwing a drink in a guy's face is not justification for him to beat the crap out of her. Blame the victim of an assault because she's ugly? Nice.
That being said, Joe Francis is a massive sack of dogshit who deserves to spend the rest of his miserable, useless life in prison being gang-raped every Friday night like he's been doing to 18 year old girls for years.
Maybe these rich & asshole-y types should just avoid that Guys & Dolls club, ya think?"
Best comment here. Joe Francis is a genuinely horrible human being. Before "Girls Gone Wild" he was making money selling a series of home videos showing innocent people dying that was a "Faces of Death" knock-off. The guy is straight up scum.
And yes, Jayde Nicole is an obnoxious bitch, but I don't understand how anyone think physically beating her is a justified response. Be a man in that situation. Wipe your face, tell her to fuck off, and walk away with some dignity.
88. Lizzardd - August 28, 2009 5:15 PM
She shouldn't be crying. After all, she allegedly spilled a drink on him. I call that assault first. He reacted! What do you expect? Just because you are a woman you think you can throw drinks at people and expect nothing to happen? Yes, he was wrong for kicking her while she was down but in my opinion, she started the whole thing. She should have minded her own business and let her friend take care of herself. Joe Francis does not deserve to go to jail for this, Jayde does. He should press charges on her first! Have common sense woman. Hit a man, get hit like a man...
89. Pilatunes - August 28, 2009 5:41 PM
On a slightly different note,,,anyone ever hear why she got that specific word tattooed in that particular place? I wonder if she thinks it will motivate the guy to perform better oral sex. Or is she one of those retards that gets a random word tattooed in a stupid place?
Almost forgot to add Joe Francis is a worthless human being.
90. Jesus, Son of God - August 28, 2009 5:41 PM
My dad approves of Joe's retaliation. Woman, of man. You are here to serve your men, not throw drinks on them. She is lucky I don't decide to cane her.
91. Sheena - August 28, 2009 5:52 PM
@ 88 Lizzardd --
So the next time I see someone beating the shit out of you, I should just leave you alone to take care of yourself? No problem, dipshit.
92. Sheena - August 28, 2009 5:52 PM
@ 88 Lizzardd --
So the next time I see someone beating the shit out of you, I should just leave you alone to take care of yourself? No problem, dipshit.
93. Sheena - August 28, 2009 5:53 PM
@ 88 Lizzardd --
So the next time I see someone beating the shit out of you, I should just leave you alone to take care of yourself? No problem, dipshit.
94. francis is fucking john mayor - August 28, 2009 6:00 PM
This is no suprise. A man who makes a living like Francis does is obviously a rapist and woman beater, I mean come on he's probably killed girls and has managed to cover it up. The guy has a raging hate for women, it's obvious that he's gay and has some pathological need to humiliate, use, and abuse women. Straight men do not act like this. Me thinks his mommy made him touch her when he was wittle and now he hates all women deep down. He's a total predator (it's a cycle) and he preys on weak, self esteem less women. I guarantee the guys personal computers are filled with kiddie porn and shit, the guy is fucking lowlife who should be in jail permanently.
When he was in jail briefly he cried like the biggest baby on the planet for his mommy. People like this are always the biggest phonies, they act all tough, but throw them in jail with some hardcores and they'll be pissing their pants begging for mercy within minutes. The guy is a shit stain on the underwear of humanity. I can't believe I agree with Brody Jenner on something.
Also there's no excusing this shit, but I do hope Jade does learn from this, limited as her mental faculties appear to be, you steer clear of people like Francis, you don't get involved and you just keep as far away as possible from freak shows like this one. He'll end up charged with the murder of his fifth wife someday, and then in the investigation they'll figure out that he murdered all previous four too I promise you. This is nothing compared to what we will see and hear about thississy who shockingly ties spencer Pratt for biggest waste of skin EVER.
95. SynchG - August 28, 2009 6:04 PM
wasn't Joe that loser, arrested before for paying underage girls to perform sexual favors on him? wtf isnt this creep in jail for life YET??
96. mrdvant - August 28, 2009 6:10 PM
Bitch shouldn't have thrown a drink in his face. Why do women think that kind of shit is ok? Hollywood teaches women that it's just fine to slap, kick and throw things at men just because they get on your nerves. That's bullshit. Obviously he overdid it quite a bit, but maybe the dumb bitch will think twice next time and realize there are consequences to her actions.
97. no - August 28, 2009 6:20 PM
#88. DUMFUCK ever heard of the concept of the punishment fitting the crime. Throwing a drink on someone does not equal getting punched and beaten to the ground, kicked to the point of damage to your ribs, and having your hair pulled out. Do you see the inequity here???
Are you one of Francis' whores or something? I agree that you should never take out your anger physically on someone else ever, male or female, becuase people retaliate and it just escalates. Most domestic murders are not premeditated people fight and et physically violent and someone falls and then it's lights for one and jail for the other, both are lives ruined for a few minutes of lossing self control like a Spencerpratt (new word for pussy). All men and women need to learn to not take out their anger physically on others.
People who can't figure that shit out and learn to control themselves are simple minded little children who secretly hate themselves and are just to stupid and weak to behave like adults see Chris Brown. Now last I checked this is grown up real world land notkindergarten, it's not about who started it and idiotic shit like that, a real HUMAN BEING would have walked away period. He retaliated and he retaliated hard. I'm sorry if you don't have the mental capacity to understand the law, because your going to have a tough life ahead of you princess, but legally speaking getting a drink thrown on you does not give you the right to beat the shit out of a person. If you live by those animalistic laws you'll fucking kill someone for hitting your car. Fuck I pray to god you never have children, will you throw your baby down the stairs when he gets cranky and throws his food???
YOU need to have some common sense and figure out why you hate yourself so much and have so little self esteem as a woman, you sound like one of those ugly sluts who thinks that she deserves a beating for burning the dinner. Any fat pig who beats up on another person is just a self hating freak who secretly contemplates suicide daily. All abusers are self haters, their weak empty little babies who haven't matured passed the age of a four year old and don't have the brains to surpase their shit stain parents who taught them this shit also in my ex;erience most are usually hiding something like thier asses in the closet.
98. fransissy - August 28, 2009 6:35 PM
#96. I agree that Hollywood teaches people that all kinds of stupid shit is acceptable, but if throwing a drink is wrong then beating someone is insanely wrong and any idiot who thinks that he was justified has no sense of reality. A real MAN or WOMAN would walk away. Life is full of shit and if you react to theis extent to something like that you'll be in jail for murder someday I guarantee you. You have to have the maturity and sense to chose your behaviour accoring to your own moral code and not say well he or she did this that is what being an adult is all about.
Most therapists tell couples that they should never ever take their anger out physicaly even a pinch or a nudge because over time it escalates and then one day a fight blows up and one of hits their head on the counter and two livers are permanently ruined.
Again if throwing a drink is pathetic what is beating the shit out of someone? Your actions are your actions and you have to learn to think and act independantly of others and to make choices for yourself, if you can't do that your life will be a pile of heidi montag. It's not that hard and anyone with a brain and self respect can learn to live by their own standards and not be influenced by others. If you can't go live in highschool and spend your life on twitter following others and having zero personal or professional success as an easily manipulated push my buttons because I have no self control little kid.
Those who cannot behave independanetly of others will never amount to anything and are the weak ones and nature will take care of them eventually, I guarantee it.
99. AbitchvsADouche - August 28, 2009 6:39 PM
First she didn't spill a drink on him she threw a drink in his (Joe Francis) face on purpose, because Francis was hitting on his "ex-gf"! She decided to physically act out her "feelings" with a negative aggressive act, and unfortunately for her she did it to a douche bag that equally acts out feelings of anger, frustration, and embarrassment with aggression. An her action helped cause her punk bf (Jenner) to get hurt as well. That's why you should KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF & DONT THROW SHIT AT PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT YOUR GENDER IS! Why is that so hard for people to accept! Also, most of these guys don't care what actions you assign to real manhood according to your moral compass, however I "personally" don't feel like having a drink thrown in my face (or slapped, punched, or something thrown at me) either just because someone "FEELS" justified and they have a vagina. Y'know the same way ladies don't want to get the taste slapped out of your mouth by a man just because he's bigger & stronger so everyone keep your hands (& weapons) to themselves!
BTW-Please don't believe that crap that a man that hits a women is just a coward that won't fight a man... I've seen that lie get proven wrong! Many of those guys have real anger control problems and usually will fight a another guy quite happily!
100. Yure Pal - August 28, 2009 6:45 PM
@97 I see a girl who will think twice about hurling her drink at another person next time. What if she spit on him? Would you give him permission to at least push her back? And I'm sure she was also berating him verbally before spilling the drink as well. She was the instigator. And based on her personality from other tv appearances, the spilling of the drink was not out of character for her.
I love Joe Francis' reaction. I agree that it was excessive, but I'm happy that this happened and maybe Jayde will think twice before getting out of control in the future. But I'm guessing it won't change a thing. There's some people that just can't be helped. Based on her personality, I'm sure she was treated like a princess and allowed to act out her entire life. This was an excellent wake-up call for her. Mind your business and treat others with respect. If you hurl a drink at someone, you're asking for trouble.
101. Mike Thomas - August 28, 2009 6:50 PM
RT99 "I "personally" don't feel like having a drink thrown in my face (or slapped, punched, or something thrown at me) either just because someone "FEELS" justified and they have a vagina." Nicely said.
102. Jamie's Uterus - August 28, 2009 7:05 PM
Getting beat up by Joe Francis was a good career move. No one knew who the hell this girl was or gave a shit, now we do. Next, she'll get an E! or VH1 Reality Show.
103. lolwehavecanineteeth - August 28, 2009 7:06 PM
look how unhealthy and sickly those veggie folks look...all pale and shit.
We have incisors and canines for a reason idiots.
104. yogy bearher - August 28, 2009 7:06 PM
#100. You're cleary too stupid to understand how much you are contradicting yourself. Throwing drink=bad (even if upset by disrespectful behaviour), beating the shit out of someone=ok (if provoked by incident that results in no injury or use of force). DUMBASS neither are ok.
Joe Francis and any person who would act the way he did is a flaming piece of shit. You seem to have forgottent to finish your ill gotten little logic train here. Joe Francis hasn't learnt his lesson yet genius and if Jade Nicole has some ex con angry ass borther who doesn't like to see his sister get beaten up regardless of her behaviour and decides to find Francis and break his legs will Francis deserve it and learn his lesson too??? Because clearly some people will think it's justified.
See how the world would work if people operated by your child-logic, it would be a never ending stream of violence, if it's wrong to throw a drink it's even more worong to beat someone up. How can you not get that???I hate to use simple cliche, but clearly that's all you are capable of understanding, Two wrongs do NOT make a right, we will never be able to function or progress as a society if people cannot behave independantly and stop using the he/she started it crap and that'll teach'em bs. If you have any understanding of life or yourself as a person you'd know that it is NOT your job to teach someone a lesson and as much as Francis himself is begging someone to beat him to death no one has that right, you haven't been ordained by the high douchery of lameness to teach shit fucks a lesson. That isn't how life works, even if people are miserable you do not have the right or the responsibility to go handing out lessons via force or otherwise.
Fuck I feel like I'm on sesame street here. For shits sake people listen to your idiocy here every fucking person excuse=ing Francis is a flaming hypocrite, you are all contradicting to yourselves to the point that I can't fathom how you even feed yourselves. By your logic it would never end, someone will palayze Francis someone will kill that guy someone will kill that guys family and so on if you like that sort of thing then become a terrorist because clearly you advocate never ending violent retaliation. Go and fucking hijack some planes and take out the world trade centre again, because you are advocating the same shit those fucking pshyco's were. Fucking freaks no wonder the world is so fucked up you defenders are no better than common terrorists. WAKE THE FUCK UP RETARDS. I've never seen so many weaklings whose buttons are so easy to push, how do you even function???
105. Hugh Jorgen - August 28, 2009 8:08 PM
Hey WACKO #104...
Do you like fish sticks?
106. WOW - August 28, 2009 9:00 PM
While I was away, a couple of bloggers decided to spit some noise in my direction, so here are my answers.
@ Anon...mangina? That's the best you could come up with, you sloped-backed bastiche? Ha ha ha! Your post is filled with comedy and failed attacks on my manhood. I'll explain.
How's your reading comprehension? I said, anything short of physical threats against his life by a female merits a real man walking away from the altercation. Did Miss Jayde have a blade? No. A handgun? Not according to the article or witnesses. She threw a drink on him! Who the hell cares about a little alcohol and a lotta water? I didn't condemn her actions because her actions were not that serious.
And not for nothing, but any man who speculates on the possible size of another man's package is indeed a true pussy. I'm not gonna go into details, but let me assure you that if I was given a night with one of your ex-gf's or even your current gf, assuming you have one, she'd not only tell you she was well-satisfied, but she'd wonder why she'd be talking to you in the first place, because she'd forget who you even are. PUH-LEASE. You and I both know you wouldn't call me a pussy to my face, because you know you'd get punched right in your mouth. Oh, and way to go on your post, saying Joe Francis overreacted but she got what she deserved, in your opinion. Contradict yourself much? I bet it's a bitch for you to even get outta bed in the morning!
You truly are a big honkin' dumbass. Please don't breed.
107. WOW - August 28, 2009 9:18 PM
@ Mike Oxbhig...
It's been noted that you're a troll (and most likely you are also Anita Hanchob. Geeeeee, it must've made you smile pretty wide to think THAT one up, huh?), but I'm gonna have a go at your stupid ass anyway.
Like my friend Anon up there, you should refrain from making statements, comments, and/or conjecture about another man's appearance...what he may wear, what he may smell like, and so forth. It makes you sound pretty damn gay, and if you are, good, celebrate that. But you can't really come in here with elementary-level schoolyard "insults" and expect to be seriously applauded.
I'm here to offer you some much-needed perspective, Mike, and it's this; troll or not, you're on a site cheering for a known scumbag who assaulted a woman, a woman who, while possibly stepping outside her boundaries in a public setting, was not a threat to his life and safety. You're on here saying shit because you can't say the same things out in public. I'd love to see you on video chatting up women and laughing about this incident, just to see the reactions you'd be sure to receive. Every woman in your city would be on the lookout for you, for reasons that would prevent you from ever getting into their collective pants. Troll or not, you're just another sorry, sad, fucked-up boil on the lowest dregs of our society, and you have my pity.
As for the comments about my mom...yeah, you're safe over there on your keyboard. A real test of one's manhood in an argument is, would I say this shit to his face? And we know the answer's a resounding "NO!". But we've established, through your post, that since you think it's ok for a woman to be attacked, that perhaps it's YOUR mother who's been or is being assaulted, and you've got too much bitch in you to do anything about it, "guido". So from here on out, your Man Card has been pulled, you big sissy!
MAN CARD REVOKED! DOUCHE CARD ISSUED!
108. Yure Pal - August 28, 2009 9:22 PM
@104. The difference is that one instigated the violence, and the other was reacting to violence against them. Now if Joe Francis just walked up to Jayde and started punching the crap out of her...........
And how funny that it turns out this Jayde cunt was fabricating the events. Security cameras show that Joe never punched or hit Jayde. What a worthless lying cunt.
109. WOW - August 28, 2009 9:38 PM
@ Anita Hanchob
Maybe you're also Mike Oxbhig. Maybe you're not. Either way, here's my response to you.
You don't know me. What I look like, where I live, my experiences or my prospects. NOTHING. So your idea that I went off and "shit myself from fear" of reality and equal rights simply doesn't wash when I myself have benefitted greatly from delving into both. You can't talk to me about reality from any standpoint because you don't engage yourself in it at all. Why do I say that? Because anyone with a smidgen of understanding human behavior realizes that sometimes, women act up, just like us men, and they act OUT, just like we men do. The difference here is, when you face off a man against a woman such as Miss Jayde (I'm sure she's had no combat or defensive training of any kind), in the circumstance we're discussing, you MAY be able to call her a "bitch" or a "moron", but a man walks away. It's that simple.
But here you are, Anita, most likely a dude hiding behind an oh-so-cleeeeeevvvvveeerrrrrrr nickname, trying to tell me what's up. LOL Fool of Atook!
110. Justice - August 28, 2009 10:16 PM
hey WOW (talk about GAY...WTF is up with your nickname honey?)
you got served and look like a bigger asshat taking the time to come back 5 hours later and trying to re-but.
Fucking simpleton
111. WOW - August 28, 2009 10:38 PM
@ Justice...
Does it really surprise you that some of us have lives outside of the internet? You sure do sound surprised! Not that I have to explain my life to you at any rate, but attending a meeting, running errands, and visiting friends WOULD take about five or six hours. I'm not like you, dude, I don't make time to sit here and post as you deem fit. Now, on to the other points in your comment;
Gay? I'm far from it, sweetheart. The nickname is an exclamation to my sheer and steep wonderment at the sewer dwellers who posited that Jayde Nicole was given a proper punishment for a splash of fluid.
I got served? On the internet? Seems to me that you take this blogging thing more seriously than you should. How do you "serve" someone online? And who says "got served" anymore anyway? I only came back because I said I would, and here I am. NEWSFLASH, YOU BITCH-MADE MUFFIN!!! Telling someone they "got served" has the same weight and consequence as telling someone ONLINE to STFU. It can't happen in an online setting, and it ain't gonna happen just because someone says so. Ponder that, willya?
Now, if you wanna get into semantics on the simpleton remark, let's compare jobs and see who comes out on the bottom. But something tells me you'd make up a line of work that's well beneath mine because the bottom's where you like to be. Cheers, matey! :)
112. Justice - August 28, 2009 11:16 PM
HAHA...see, youre back again..
compare jobs..ok, Im a web developer specializing in php/asp.net as well as OSX server certified with an obvious specialization in Unix.
funny how you come on with a cool liberal arts specialization in linguistics thinking youre above everyone, yet you stoop to compare jobs. Pretty classless for a gay guy. Ill bet you are an avid Obama supporter huh?
113. WOW - August 28, 2009 11:59 PM
@ Justice...
Oh, and so you found your way back as well! Which raises the question...who is more worthy of the title "asshat" when the players are 1) a visitor who made his opinions known during the heat of posting, or 2) the stone-cold geek who piped up at 10:16 PM on a Friday night? Hi, pot, I'm the kettle!
So, your job...I won't take anything away from you, your workspecs are impressive. You've apparently put in the work and the time, congratulations. Me, I'm a writer/artist in the midst of negotiating a contract for independent production and distribution of a comic book series I created and owned as well as the same for my first film project. In this day and age, with downsizing and outsourcing jobs as rampant as venereal diseases in L.A., it's all about being your own boss.
And you got me all wrong, webhead. I've never held myself above anyone else. In my ideal world, as distasteful as it may be to some, I prefer that everyone walk a path where communication and mutual respect between each other rides above everything else. Me looking down my nose at everyone I come across just ain't me. As for the gay crack (again), I'll tell you what I told Anon...if any of the women you've dated gave me the pleasure, I'd make her forget all about you. Trust me. Come up with better material, if you can.
And yeah, I don't know about avid, but I voted Obama. And the man's doing his thing! We won!
114. WOW - August 29, 2009 12:11 AM
@ Justice...
One more thing? Straighten out for me the incredible leap in logic it took for you to assume that I have a liberal arts degree in linguistics, because you're way off the mark, and then wrapped that little bit of erroneous up in a neat tidy package that questions my outlook on everyone else I've ever run across AND my taste for females? I mean, I'm aware that those who lives their lives dependent upon computers slowly lose touch with their fellow man, but come on...
And I still think it is you, sir, who is in fact a bottom-loving twink.
115. Darth - August 29, 2009 9:23 AM
It's like the lamb sitting next to the wolf is complaining it got bitten?!
116. Rhialto - August 29, 2009 9:27 AM
Lamb? These girls are always on the hunt for some easy whore money.Don't expect they treat you like some fragile princess in these worlds.
117. Nero - August 29, 2009 9:34 AM
Be glad you're still alive!
118. Jessica - August 29, 2009 9:59 AM
"we only care about the pretty people" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they are all trash.
who throws a drink on a guy in club? trash
who hits a woman? trash
who datesthe type of girl who would throw a drink on a guy caus he was chatting up her friend ? trash.
119. Galtacticus - August 29, 2009 2:36 PM
That's really brave of Joe Francis!
120. Gando - August 29, 2009 2:48 PM
Would he get a medal of honor for this?
121. C - August 30, 2009 3:55 AM
Joe Francis just did what we all want to do.. correct silly women.
American women are the worst in the world.
The way I read it.. Brody was tasered. That is funny.
122. Eva - August 31, 2009 7:08 AM
Fug face. This way Playmate of the Year? Photoshop does wonders!
123. trampstamp - August 31, 2009 12:26 PM
she has "respect" tattooed above her woohaa. LOL. stupid bitch. you just know she thought she would get away with it, too.
124. bitingontinfoil - August 31, 2009 9:12 PM
Why would Joe punch out a chick with obvious Down's Syndrome? FOR SHAME!!
125. FREE SPEECH - October 8, 2009 12:36 PM
JAYDE SEEMS TO THINK SHE IS ALL THAT. SHE HAS AN UGLY FACE (CHEEKS FOREHEAD EARS). SHE HAS AN OLD LOOKING FACE NOT YOUNG. ANYWAY SHE SHOULD HAVE MINDED HER OWN BUSINESS AND IT WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. HOWEVER, JOE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEAT HER. THATS LA FOR YOU TONS OF D**BAG MEN. BRODY ON THE OTHER HAND IS A STAND UP GUY. HE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER. HE NEEDS A GIRL WITH KRISTINS LOOKS/PERSONALITY AND LAURENS VALUES/MORALS.
126. LMAO - January 12, 2010 7:55 PM
Of course men shouldn't beat ladies. But Jayde Nicole's no lady. She's a melting waxwork from Madame Tussauds. A pseudo super-model. And yes she's the final piece of evidence that Hef suffers from cataracts and dementia. But she's no lady.
Slant-jawed, cock-eyed freaks who wear falls(type of wig) and look like melted, slutty, christmas candles, while handing out beauty and haircare advice are fair game.
This must be the only time "knock out" and "Jayde Nicole" could ever be used in the same sentence by sober people without visual imparement. I'd like to knock out Jayde Nicole, but Joe Francis beat me to the punch.
127. LMAO - January 12, 2010 7:55 PM
Of course men shouldn't beat ladies. But Jayde Nicole's no lady. She's a melting waxwork from Madame Tussauds. A pseudo super-model. And yes she's the final piece of evidence that Hef suffers from cataracts and dementia. But she's no lady.
Slant-jawed, cock-eyed freaks who wear falls(type of wig) and look like melted, slutty, christmas candles, while handing out beauty and haircare advice are fair game.
This must be the only time "knock out" and "Jayde Nicole" could ever be used in the same sentence by sober people without visual imparement. I'd like to knock out Jayde Nicole, but Joe Francis beat me to the punch.