Aug 2 2009Jessica Simpson is wasted

How was it possible for the PAP not to get a crotch or boob shot?

firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, i feel bad for her

firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, i feel bad for her

First...like I care.

Anyone looking to fuck a drunk chick? Keep away, Papa Joe!

No kidding, Frank ...

come onnnn, tittie

She stole that dress from my Grandma!!!

Hey Kodos, Your 4th you Fag, Like you care, right?

SHE WAS NOT DRUNK -WATCH THE VID ON TMZ

That is not a good outfit to get drunk in.

Mmm i love drunk Jess. Its so fn fantastic to see her out and about, single and with a smile on her face. Fit, happy and single Jessica Simps = possible opportunities to see pics of her flaunting that hot ass of hers. You go ahead Jess, go out, get drunk and wear sexy outfits. Braless preferably. You are single now!

Who gives a shit about her?

Dead to me.

Way too tan. Gross.

Aww she's still adorable. I'd buttfuck her in a minute. And then I'd dump her. But I'd still think she's nice.

Gotta love her PR people flaunting her 10lbs in 10 days weight loss and strict training regime earlier this week only to have her shown sloppy drunk, workout set back, and probably gained every bit of that weight back by the weekend. LOL

Fifteenth!

I seriously think I had an outfit just like that in the 4th grade.

She better call the dietitian cause she still looks like a little fattie 2 by 4.

I had an outfit just like that too when I was in the 4th grade, culottes and the same print. My mom used to dress me funny.

Pity I wasn't out with her...when they are shitfaced like that the panties are usually off before you hit the driveway. You could spend the whole night pulling her hair and telling her she is dirty and she wouldn't object.

Side boobs a popin!!!

These chicks coming out of relationship will fuck anything that moves, all you have be is in the right place...unfortunately theres too many eyes on jess watching her every move...

Jeez, haven't we all been shitty like that. I have little compassion for attention whores but drunk bitches having fun seems off limits to me. Fish sucks dick.

blah... she's wearin shorts. whata rip...

Ya'll need to get a life...HUMANS are aloud to go out and have fun!!! And ya'll perves need to go to some porn sight,Jess doesn't go pantyless like Paris and Britnee!!!!

Who?

Let me in that carnival tent!

is that the New Camaro she is sitting in.

I'd love to give her loud, drunken orgasms!!! OOOOFAAAHH!!!

id def throw her a good mercy fuck

Wow, she got so drunk she's starting to look like Cameron Diaz.

Criss, we'll stop commenting when you learn how to spell. "Humans" are "aloud"??? A porn "sight"??

She looks adorable. And I absolutely love her thick thighs.

Yikes, these are not flattering photos. Her dress looks hideous, too. Hair and nails look great,though. haha

-Meream

It must be great to have a sister you can share your hobby with.

that face, those legs - so beautiful

I'd totally do her

I really hope someone was able to take advantage of that situation. She need a good hard boning that night. I need to start tracking what bars she will be at and throw my hat into the ring for a rebound fuck.

Look @ jess's under arm its smooth and not meaty, could it be a precursor of her pleasure cave?

*sign* probably not...

fuck *sigh*

She is SO Wrecked. And I would SOOOO jump right into that!

pic #3

I'd grab that boob and jerk off right into her face.

@ 36 the "winner" of the family Ashlee was the cock blocker for the night,,,I doubt anyone got to even say hello...

It's a shame I wasnt there to give her some rapies err roofies err chocolates to show my condolences to her breakup..

@41 ROUGH Daddy - That is why you never go into a bar without an excellent wingman. Someone that you know will intercept that cockblocker and take one for the team so you can score the grand prize. I have to agree that jugfucking a drunk Jessica Simpson would definitely be a grand prize.

I think it's that idiotic outfit, but she still looks huge.

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS KRISTY ALLEY

Just get pregnant already and stop your whining! - bbwmoretolove.com

@24. criss how the hell do you know Jess don't go pantyless? Sounds like you are all up in that stuff. Why don't you tell us what this dirty whore is like.

I would definitely space dock her

@ 10. Duchess Of Dork - August 2, 2009 4:46 PM

That is not a good outfit to get drunk in.

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Oh, it seems like the perfect one for that. It's practically taking itself off.

Jessica, you are so wise in your simplistic ways. Tony Noshow, you gettin' this? Oh yeah, not anymore! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

PUT A FORK IN HER - SHE'S DONE...

nice outfit...is it Mcall's pattern #34? Somewhere, a granny is missing her curtains in her sitting room.

And those lips...is she injecting them again?

She doesn't have big thighs..its just the damn camera angle.

But she looks pretty trashed, probably just a girl's night out....I would too.
She gets dumped by Tony, who is seeing some other dumb blonde right now, so is Nick, and her sister is married and settled down.
Jessican just has bad luck...she wrecked her marriage by doing that stupid reality show with nick, showing the world how dumb she is, "I only pretend to be dumb because thats what guys like."

She IS dumb...has a weird crooked nose, and rabbit teeth. Hey, if you're in the spotlight, we can dump on you, you deserve it!!

I feel that jess is not drunk, but that she tries to put on this fake innocent 'whoopsy, oh no, look at me, I'm acting like a cute drunken fool... I'm frolicking around on the dance floor, saying stupid things, beinf loud' to get the attention of guys, primarily John Mayer, being that he frequents Katsuya. Mr. Mayer is too 'serious' for Jess. Her beahvior could also be the fault of publicists as well, telling her to get out and put herself around John for more publicity.

I remember when I dated my boyfriend and his roommate's gf had the biggest crush on my boyfriend. She would drink a lot in front of him to get a reaction from him, or to at least try and get him to run to her rescue... To see if my boyfriend show that he cared or was attentive to her reckless behavior, but it didn't work. We both knew that she was a drunken tramph and attention whore.

To be honest, I think Jess does stupid things to get John Mayer's attention, in a way to get him back and to make him feel some sympathy for her while, lusting as she showcases her tree trunk legs. I honestly think that the ship has sailed for her and Mr. Mayer. It's over.... If there was anything serious on the brink, oron the DL, John would not continue to show up at katsuya, where he knows fans are waiting for him... He would not leave separately, and he would meet her privately. Also, why did it take Jess so long to leave Katsuya? I think it's because she wanted the photographers to get photos of her, knowing that they'd be posted on nealry every website and magazine, to tease and remind the men that left her that she still exist. It's somewhat of a torture hunt on the behalf of her past bf. I know that some will say that she was probably blocked by the razzi and could not leave safely without running them over, but that's bull. It took her forever just to hop in damn the car and to leave Katsuya... Goodness gracious! She spent more time hoisting her legs up for the camera to see.... was she hoping to possibly give the razzi a touche shot, hoping that it would be posted on every site and mag, hoping that Mr. Mayer or Romo would see it and lust?

Although it has been reported that he sent texts to her, I believe that it was the other way around. I feel that it was Jessica who chased John, causing Tony Romo to get pissed and to leave. If a girl sends a text message that's sluty enough to a guy, enticing them and luring them to 'come and get it,' a guy will do just that, but that does not mean that a guy is in love or has feelings for a girl just because he takes on the offer of sex or teasing. Women must remember that the rules of flirting and sex are different for men. A man can sleep with you and not give a dam about you.

Jessica needs to realize that a guy that really and truly wants you does not just stop by to see his male best friend and if he did stop by to see you, he'd stay a little longer, would not talk only to Pete about business, music, tunes, tours, what he's been doing in the studio and etc. He would have sat by Jess, bought her a drink or two, and possibly leave with her. He would make a date with her PRIVATELY.

Also, Jess knows that John is close with Pete, and Pete is her brother-in-law. Jess is taking advantage of the entire situation, purposely putting herself around Pete because she knows that she will run into John normally on Wed's at katsuya. I feel sorry for John as well, because it seems that women he's dated will not remove their grip or claws from him, and allow him to just be free. They continuously chase him down and covertly throw themselves at John, minipulating and enlisting the help of others. I honestly think that Jess needs to find herself a good ole Christian guy that will be devoted to her and everyone knows that her dad does happen to be a preacher, he could find her someone easily. There is also match.com and e-harmony.

Jess is only hurting herself by lurking and frequenting the places John visits that are close, after long hours at the studio. The man is trying to concentrate on his work. He comes out for air after spending sometimes days in the studio working.

Jess needs to get the message, leave with her dignity while she still has some and go on with her career and life. She needs to accept that it's over and that if a guy like John was serious about her, he would have married her already. It's bee nearly 3 years and that's a big deal.I also feel that Jess is also a control freak that has to have everything her way. She has to have a few men wrapped around her pinky finger, to make herself feel confident and like she's is still sexy. What she needs is a good rest, focus on her career and just leave John alone. if you're going to mess with Mr. Mayer, you have to be one bold, cold and realistic biaatttcchhh that does not have a rep for mistaking tuna as chicken of the sea and be culturally sensitive to others... Men so not like stupid girls, well... they like to date them, but when it comes down to it, they'd rather just be with their guys, having fun, doing their thing.

Let's face it Jess, people and even your dearest fans are starting to get sick of you and your man minipulating pitty chasing stalking antics. yes, female celebs can be called stalkers too. Mr. Mayer has truly moved on and is not interested in you, your near fanny shots and ditzy behavior. No man wants to be known for dating the most air-headed woman on earth in the history of music, television and entertainment....... Night all!

I forgot to mention that Mr. Mayer really likes brunettes (not artifically dyed and ehanced ones), when it really comes down to it and it does not matter whether they're white, mocha, caramel, chocolate, coffee, almond or whatever..... He seems to be turned on by the true brunettes that have brains, a life, career goals other than fame, and who are not air-headed..... I see Mr. Mayer ending up with a girl that is not, funny, famous, who is not worldly and has not ever been in the public eye. I see him with a woman that will not spend more than $60.00 - $100.00 on a good purse and woman that is seriously cool, not pretentious and does not freak out about breaking a nail or not getting a medi and pedi on the same exact day each week.... Not a helpless princess that cannot manage her own money, finances, or life...... Men also hate women that are high maintenance......

Guys like to know that they can get with a girl and impress her..... They don't like it when they cannot truly be 'the man' or wear the pants..... Most men like to be in control when it comes to love....

anythings better than sitting at home on ur ass feeling sorry 4 urself !!! at least shes moving on somewhat !!!! like she really cares what anyone of us think !!!! shes gorgeous and rich ,,i do not think she really cares at all about our negative opinions ...personally i think she is very pretty and smart to not always b in the limelight ...she cant sit home 4 ever but at least she can do what she wants with all that money ....ill b ur friend jess ...hook me up w/ some $$$$$$$

anythings better than sitting at home on ur ass feeling sorry 4 urself !!! at least shes moving on somewhat !!!! like she really cares what anyone of us think !!!! shes gorgeous and rich ,,i do not think she really cares at all about our negative opinions ...personally i think she is very pretty and smart to not always b in the limelight ...she cant sit home 4 ever but at least she can do what she wants with all that money ....ill b ur friend jess ...hook me up w/ some $$$$$$$

I agree with #52.

Why can't celebrities, especially musicians (so called), just enjoy the limelight, then when its over..........just move on? Is it a psychological thing? Can't get over it?

Britney, Mariah........Jessica..........you're done. We all know tha in Hollywood, the younger, more talented, more motivated rush in yearly.

So why can't women just have class, retire..and just.........stay out of the fucking paparazzi and enjoy their life? Instead, the're like in their 30's and 40's..still dressing like sluts, acting like immature bimbos, reeling out of control and doing stupid shit! They get fake boobs, whatever it takes to keep feeling and looking younger...but the don't.

With all that money..isn't there more to life? Traveling, charity, investments....hobbies??? anyone???????????

She's a pig. She'll never be anything more than a body and bodies eventually rot.

She's a pig. Drunks are putrid. She'll never be anything more than a body. Other than that, she has nothing more to offer.