Aug 6 2009Jessica Simpson breasts cause a riot

1 word.

tittyfuck.

Where are the pics of Jessica? All I see here is a heavy-set developmentally disabled girl.

What a desperate attention seeking ho. She reminds me of desperate Jennifer Aniston. It's a good thing these two women get dump or else you would not ever hear any thing about their no talent a$$.

She is the moral to the story of one of those parables, whereby she accepted perfect tits and celebrity along with an 85 IQ.

Wow. I like Jess, but she looks fat in these. Her neck and midsection look like she needs to drop 20. Man, she has fallen from her sexy peak after Dukes.

How stupid can she be to try to hook back up with douche Mayer. She has mush for brains.

damn....with all those handlers always around her when she becomes sloppy, buttfucking drunk; how can anyone get close enough to her to take advantage of her vunerable state and pound her like a retarded kid on a whack-a-mole game?

This girl is begging for some serious, nasty, walk away wet and bruised, hanging from the closet rod, mad rampage rebound sex. Why won't they allow it? This is against the Constitution. What's that line about the pursuit of happiness? Well it would make me happy to bury my peen balls deep into this teletubby.

She and papa Joe should send Tony a thank you letter for helping her get noticed again by the media.

I think she's still fucking hot.

Pic # 20: Ha, Paco Manson- gone to esplash your eyes out!

yes I know that "pursuit of happiness" is the Declaration of Independence but it doesn't fit the point I was trying to make so fuck you.

same difference.

Major drunkface. I've been THAT girl before. And I think I'll be that girl tonight.

This poor thing needs a stylist.This dress is a perfect example of her taking daddy's advice...it looked good on his prom date in 1980, therefore he's guessing that all the young fellas will go crazy for Jess in it.

I really want to see her naked. I've been holding back my stroking for that day.

But what is she wearing? That is not a flattering dress. Tsk tsk

-meream

Vince: You are a dyke. Jessica is prettier than Angelina Jolie any day.

When is she going to give it up and pose naked!

16 - Totally disagree with you on that one, but do agree that Vince sucks... and may need some serious grammar lessons...

#7 Spencer in the motherfucking house.

2 words:

pearl necklace

she really is smokin.

She's so dumb. I'd do all kinds of demoralizing sexual shit to her. Looks like she's getting her emotional fix from ice cream.

dumb...fat...whatever. i'd fuck the shit out of that dumb fatty. she's hot as hell. in a dumb, fat kind-of way.

I wish she would just pose naked already

NAKED NAKED NAKED!! Damn it woman just doooooo it!!!

@23.......yep, 100% agree with you. One of the best pair of tits in hollywood

I'd hit like the Titanic!

*it

Aw, Ken Paves is the cutest gay guy.

@19..Sorry to disappoint you buddy, but that's no Speidi..just some shitbag papz who unfortunately has to look like him. As for Jessica...I'm really hoping I run into one day accidently when she's drunk and tell her how much I loved her acting skills in "Dukes of Hazzard" and "Employee of the Month" and see how far that gets me before I have to put rapies in her water.

That d00d behind her looks like he unsuspectingly put it in the "wrong hole" in pic 8...but then strangely, we see him back for more in the last three pics.

@John holmes, it looks like you can rest easy that the Constitution has been protected.

#25 not during papy Joe's reign...He rather keep it all to himself...

Who is the guy in the white shirt with his hands sewn to to her ass? Did she write a job description for that? I can do that.

Horray for booobies cracked me up with his comment.

if she's dumb we're all dumb. we all have the same brains, apes are gonna rule us one day.

cheerleaders

She needs to put down the Oreos and hit the gym. What happened to those Daisy Dukes days???

She needs to put down the Oreos and hit the gym. What happened to those Daisy Dukes days???

poor thing. It seems that the image of celebrity is catching up to Jessica again. That is what I think ruined her marriage: being a famous public figure.

Post 19 beat me to it.. ... Spencer Pratt is a paparazzo?!

yeah, she's drunk but looking much better without the hair weave.

the motorboat of the century

Who's that weasel fondling her T&A in half the pics? That looks like a sweet gig.

For everyone asking about the douche in the white shirt grabbing her tits and ass, try reading the little script sometimes.

"best friend/stylist Ken Paves"

This means that even though he likes to stick his weiner in assholes...he has no desire what-so-ever to stick it into Jessica's. Her handlers are making sure all hetrosexual men are kept away from her.

What a great picture! She still has the it factor! - christianbachelors.com

All I see is the inbred retard twin sister of the Pillsbury Dough Boy that has been kept locked away in the cellar since she was born........ Yecchhhh.... put her back already..........

@ 42 - Ahh, I see. He convinces everyone he's a gay hairdresser, and then gets to touch Jessica Simpsons post-career T&A for a few seconds.

Well played Ken Paves. You are a genius.

She seems out of touch with reality.

Tony Romo continues to thank God he's away from this chick.