Jessica Alba in a bikini

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i hate myself.

I want to stick her. Man, thoughts.

she's a 12

what kind of writing is that on his tat?

Nice bod, ugly hair color, B player at best now, comes across as a bitch, ...

I love pic #8. Check out her ass, then his face. He's thinking 'Holy shit, I am really going to get to hit that later or is this all just a dream?'

Ok so shes frolicking with the baby daddy...next!

You wouldn't even know she popped out a baby not that long ago. She looks great... well, except for the hair. She needs to go natural.

Anyway... Katy Perry in a bikini and now Jessica Alba... all in one day? (o_O) Keep it up, man!

and if by great looking you mean "anorexic to get rid of the baby weight" then YES.

Check out pic #4. The paparazzi's camera lens is 2 feet long. No wonder they can get great pics. With that lens, you can see the pimple on Jessica's ass.

"and if by great looking you mean "anorexic to get rid of the baby weight" then YES."

No, she looks healthy not anorexic at all. She has good muscle tone and you can't see her entire spine sticking out of her back. If you want anorexic go look at that train wreck of Lindsey Lohan. I agree that the hair color is bad, though.

She's getting fat and her malepal has a hairy belly.

she has a baby and still looks 382497498324 hotter than i'll ever be
...why is the world so unfair?...

@ 10

How is this anorexic when that has ALWAYS been her frame, hmm? And she gave birth a year and a month ago (June 7, 2008) so she's had plenty of time to get back in shape.

Wow. That guy is one lucky SOB. He doesn't deserve such a fine body to play with. Just the thought of her bent over, begging you to do her harder...too much!!!

WOW.

Didn't know she had a thing for john leguizamo!

picture #8 cavity search?

Man, she's definitely my girl crush. I just nutted

thats an arabic tatty for you ryte there

whats it say ??

"DEATH TO AMEEEDICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"cash warren" thinks your an infidel

wat are YOU gonna do bout that ??????????

Damn, I was hoping she'd end up with stretchmarks and cellulite after having that kid. Wasn't that part of the deal?

What I love most about her is how she's always willing to travel on all fours. Her fondness for anal sex is evident. Here, she tries to reassure us the baby was a bad mistake--the result of one drunken night with a poorly aimed penis--and her one true passion is and always will be to have a weiner in her butt. Call me Jessica. Call me.

Why the fuck does a guy named 'Cash Warren" have a tattoo band on his arm in Farsi? Fucker doesn't look muslim to me, unless chest hair is the new beard.

This must be the evolution of "tattoo's written in oriental languages are so much deeper and more spiritual then those written in english."

24. He is just your typical Hollywood tool. The steaming bag of shit probably thinks the thing is in Japanese. It's all about the way it "looks" with these whores. The meaning never comes into account. A good example is Madge and kaballah.

damn I never realized how supremely hot she is! her body is flawless! can't believe she had a baby!!

Why are you butt punchers even looking the guy?

Jeez, even the chicks wanna hump Jessica! LOL

@ Parker... check it out, #25 just might be the chick for you. Just make sure you share, you sick freak! (O_<)

#Parker...why are you so obsessed with anal sex? Every time i see you leave a comment its a descriptive detail of how you would do a girl in the ass...its the most painful thing ever!!!

too skinny and sulky looking - though the sulkiness probably stems from her militant dieting. never got the hype with her at all

Puuufect little body on that one. Best boob size is plump medium, not Xl+.

Puuufect little body on that one. Best boob size is plump medium, not Xl+.

I was so caught up I forgot the ARR!

feel like watching sin city again now...

For those of you commenting on her body as being anorexic, your definition of anorexic is highly distorted. She has a atheltic body frame, look at those quads and hamstrings and check out her toned upper body. Do you see any bones protruding? Can you count her ribs? No. I am not a fan of Jessica Alba, but can appreciate a well toned healthy body weight. America the way it is today is heading to towards an obesity epidemic and that seems to be the norm and when someone actually sees someone with a healthy body weight they automatically think they are anorexic.

For those of you commenting on her body as being anorexic, your definition of anorexic is highly distorted. She has a atheltic body frame, look at those quads and hamstrings and check out her toned upper body. Do you see any bones protruding? Can you count her ribs? No. I am not a fan of Jessica Alba, but can appreciate a well toned healthy body weight. America the way it is today is heading to towards an obesity epidemic and that seems to be the norm and when someone actually sees a healthy body weight they automatically think they are anorexic.

Loving Pic 8.... surely he is about to stick his middle finger knuckle deep up her tight butt hole......

i know i would.....

I'd crawl all the way across the country on my hands and knees to Malibu just to see her smokin hot bod lying under the sun..................DAMN!!!!!

raaawrr

With the exception of wanting desperately to look like a bitchy, blonde white chick, JA is fucking perfection.

dat ass

too bad shes a fukin fat pig

Hey #42..... that ain't no way to talk about your Mum.

Your mother bakes lovely cookies and puts on a nice afternoon tea.

Hope she gets the wax job soon though.....

JESSICA ALBA IS FREAKING PERFECT! TALK ABOUT NATURAL FLAWLESS BEAUTY, AND TALK ABOUT GOOD GENETICS. HER BODY IS OUTSTANDING!! SHE REALLY SHOULDNT LOSE ANY MORE WEIGHT, BUT RIGHT NOW HER BODY IS SOOOOO HOT AND TONED. COMPARE THESE PICS TO TARA REID BIKINI PICS. WHAT A DIFFERENCE!!

WAY TO GO JESSICA!!

um, no, def not ana. shes perfect. beautiful muscle tone, perfect skin, ANA= 15% below your minimum weight retards. so if you are a girl, 5'5", you would have to weight at MOST 98 pounds to even be considered an anoretic.. dumbasses wouldnt even know a beautiful healthy goddess if you got hit on by one. personally, i think Anyone who would hate on J.A. is either, Fat, Ugly, or totally Insecure. better yet, all of the above.

go Jessica!

um, no, def not ana. shes perfect. beautiful muscle tone, perfect skin, ANA= 15% below your minimum weight retards. so if you are a girl, 5'5", you would have to weight at MOST 98 pounds to even be considered an anoretic.. dumbasses wouldnt even know a beautiful healthy goddess if you got hit on by one. personally, i think Anyone who would hate on J.A. is either, Fat, Ugly, or totally Insecure. better yet, all of the above.

go Jessica!

she looks amazing! good for her.
but 44..... genetics? have you seen her mother?

The hell she's getting fat! She has the best body on ANY celebrity out there. The woman is perfect, now if she could only act her way out of a paper bag. What an ass though. damn!

I would munch that till she was raw.

I want to do things to her which are illegal in the original 13 states...

the tattoo is tibetan...

she looks AMAZING.

wouldn't have even known she had a baby.

#35 - You are so right. My girlfriend and I are extremely athletic and work out diligently 6 days a week...and eat right. All we get is shit about it from our families who happen to all be overweight and eat crap and sweets all the time. America is getting such a warped freaking view of healthy. It's mantras of "Love yourself the way you are" and shows like "More to Love" that have taken it too far. What's at all ok about morbid obesity causing an epidemic of health problems? Keep on telling yourself you're ok Fat America...you're the one's who are gonna die of heart problems, type 2 diabetes, or dozens of other health problems...excuse me if some of us want to be healthy, live longer, and look great in the meantime.

So it's back to staging beach photo ops for this great thespian.

#53 - You took the words right out of my mouth. I don't want fat slobs to "love themselves the way they are" if it means my tax dollars paying for their chronic health problems.
Jessica looks PERFECT in these photos. A truly blessed event, like Jesus coming back to life. Easter Sunday for Alba's ass.
Hmmm... Jessica Alba gets pregnant, no bikini shots for over a year, and a world-wide depression sets in. She is photographed in the wild again, in all her former glory, and we have signs of an economic recovery at the same time. I think we are going to be all right. Thanks Jessica!

The tattoo on his arm translates to "this is how far I stuck my arm up rough douchie's ass".

@44 Genetics? Both of her parents are obese. Alba was heavier when she was on Dark Angel and metabolism only slows down as you get older. She clearly works to stay slim, probably mainly by dieting. She admitted to having an eating disorder in the past, but I doubt she's anorexic now.

She would look a lot better if she had some semblance of a waist. The ideal waist to hip ratio is not 1:1.

Crawling around on all fours to make sure the paps get some good shots. I guess the "acting" is not working out. Is Megan Fox getting all your parts?

Cash, seriously now, stop posting how hot Jessica looks using different names and get a job. People will look at kinds of shit for free on the internet, but how many will pay to watch Alba's cringe inducing acting?

Body is looking GREAT. But she needs to ditch the chicken yellow hair.

Too skinny for my taste, to be quite honest. But still decent.

does anyone know the address/location of this malibu beach that alba and mccord have been at the last 2 days. dying to know where this place is. thanks

Weird... like every other Hollywood beeotch, her belly button see,s to move up two inches with every child birth... by child #3 she'll look like she has a third eye.

reckon id still hit it..

@29 I don't always leave a descriptive detail; sometimes it's only a superficial reference. And it only hurts if they refuse to make you a sandwich afterwards.

@28 thanks. Dear Annie loves Anal, marry me.

haha agree with #22!

I want to see her without bikini..

She knows what her best assets are.

@Parker-us girls arent meant to be violated like that!!!!!

but anyways, jess is so pretty!!

You can crack a nut on that butt.

@70..There is nothing wrong with anal sex..and just so you know Riley, lots of women find anal sex great, plus its romantic because I've learned the fastest way to a woman's heart is straight through her shitter.

As for Jessica, definately MILF material but shes old news now..

Hard to believe she just had a baby. Since her movie career is all but dead, I wonder if she'll star in a musical theater performance too like Jessica Biel? Hmm...

Because of her tight bum she'll have good karma.

Oh no, she lost the boobs...

Wow, she does NOT look like she had a kid! Can I just say I miss her body though...back in the day when she was a little curvier?? I'm not saying she's too skinny, yaddy yaddy yaddy...but she looks better with a lil more meat on her bones. Besides, I'm going to assume she's done breast feeding because her boobs are totally gone!

#64...I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed her belly button looking odd. I wasn't going to type anything because I'd just get called, "fat, jealous, ugly..etc...". There's no denying the girl looks great, but yeah...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say she had a wee bit of help on that tummy. Okay, go ahead..I'm ready for my bashing!

that's what i'm talking about motherfucker.

13. casualencounters.com/blog - August 2, 2009 6:52 PM
She's getting fat and her malepal has a hairy belly.

There's a reason for the hairy belly. It's called "testosterone." You might get some someday if you pray really, really, hard.

@ #77 Alli - I agree, she looked better during her Dark Angel days. Not just body-wise, but... well she just needs to quit dying her hair blonde.

@ #40 Nameless - I agree 100%

@ #70 Riley - ... that's why there's this thing called lube. You should try it.

@Riley I didn't say *you* have to enjoy it so don't get riled. No harm no foul. Some girls do like it though. And the ones who like it more than anything else are the ones I want to marry. I find they make the best sandwiches.

She looks great after having a baby....but her butt isn't as toned pre-baby. Her boobs are a little smaller...apparently that happens after a baby.

Anyways, her hair looks a little too yellowish but I like her with light coloured just not this light.

Overall, she looks awesome! And to all them sick delusional people saying she doesn't have boobs....go eat a c*ck you don't deserve to look at a fine specimen like Jess. Anymore than a handful is a waste!! But that's not to say that Marisa Miller ain't hot....love that girl's body and boobies. I love Charlize Theron but she is someone that you could say has mosquito bites for tits...A cup...:(

I like her tramp stamp! - datechristiansusa.com

great body... BUT HER FACE!!!!!

Her face is so flat and boring, I want to take a literal dump on it.

She's about as dumb as a box of rocks. Remember the "save the sharks" episode? You could tell her anything, and she would believe it.

Mainly, I hate her sourpuss expression all the time, and the fact that she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

Okay, first of all, I can't stand her. She's is so annoying, makes the WORST movies and after that "save the dolphins" bull crap she trashed my city with, I really can't stand her, nor will I ever waste money on another one of her movies.

HOWEVER, I find it hard to believe there's even a debate as to whether or not she has a nice body. Obviously she is in great shape, eats right and works out. Yes, her face, hair and personality are lacking, but I don't understand how people can say she's fat, anorexic, or her belly button is too high (honestly, how picky can you be with the belly button?).

AND also, to people saying nasty things about her... she has a mother, okay, she IS a mother... that's just not right.

Wow, she's rockin' it!

Note to chicks: just because you get knocked up, doesn't mean you have to be a fatty.

Jessica A = Greatest MILF ever!

Wow, she's rockin' it!

Note to chicks: just because you get knocked up, doesn't mean you have to be a fatty.

Jessica A = Greatest MILF ever!

@82 I agree Parker! And they aren't nearly as btichy....

I personally dont see the big deal about Alba. You can go to the Jersey shore and walk a half mile down the beach and spot someone hotter than her. Plus that orange dye job she's got looks like shit

@#86: so it's ok to call a woman a bitch but the moment she has a baybee she's eligible for the Nobel Prize and deserved to be worshipped???

why does cash go anywhere. if i were him the only place i'd want to be is INSIDE her.

I'd toss her salad

Dude's got pubes on his stomach.

Absolutely positively the worst actress ever.

Does this dumb bitch ever actually swim when she goes to the beach, or does she just stand in knee deep water with her arms around that ape and pose for the paparazzi?

Pic #5, she's a little off, but Jess is damn close to hitting the pose coined after herself, "The Alba". It's the official name for any chick in a bikini on all fours, back arched and ass up. Seeing these pics makes me think, "how long before Hollyweird starts having premieres at the beach?" Screw the red carpet! No, Lilo, I'm not talking about you.

Dang, them are some good eats! Finger lickin' good!!! Jess, call me... You have a date with sitting on my face. My tongue is extended and ready for action. Licka, licka, licka lotta puss. I would make panty tea out of her bathing suit bottoms.

It is truly hard to believe Jessica has spit out a baby from her love tunnel. I can't imagine that she's all stretched out down there; she must've done some kegel exercises to get all tight and snuggly. She's sure done a remarkable job at getting the rest of her body into shape. I would be in heaven if I could do her, I would poke and probe every sweet moist opening she has. Ouch, tongue cramp, I got a tongue cramp.

The only reason that Jessica is with that douche bag and not with me is simply because GOD HATES ME.

Forged very good ...

beautiful beaches ....

good

She looks amazing. You expect Nicole Kidman to be "back in shape" two days after having her baby (with her miraculous 10 lb weight gain). But Jessica looked like the rest of the world while pregnant. Of course she's young and in good shape - and that helps.

She's got one of most attractive feet among actresses. See complete collection of Jessica Alba's feet here:

http://www.celebsfeetpics.com/jessica-alba-feet

These guys deserve this woman .:)))