Aug 3 2009Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini

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youre mean. shes not fat.

Cellulite? At least she is not jacking to internet pron like me.

Who plays tennis is platform sandals?

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all i can say is WTF?

Someone's kind of an asshole and it's not Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Hillary Clinton's "love" child.

oh yeah, I always play tennis in high heels and a bikini.

Way to show off your cellulite, biatch.

man, she looks like a pig in rollerskates playing tennis in those heels.

.....a hot pig whom i'd bend over and stick it to, by the way.....hell i'd bend over so she could stick it to me

man, she looks like a pig in rollerskates playing tennis in those heels.

.....a hot pig whom i'd bend over and stick it to, by the way.....hell i'd bend over so she could stick it to me

this just in: schwing.

Hot and Dumb.

She should listen to the ghosts that talk to her -- "keep your clothes on!"

heels bikini yes, good, do it again!

She has sexy feet. I want to suck her toes.

Desperate. Bikini and heels playing tennis. Uhhhhhhh, staged photo op much?

her body is weirdly shaped and unattractive. i'm honestly not sure if i would do her.

You people are on crack -- she is BEAUTIFUL! She has a perfect body!

So she's a little thick in the middle, I would still pipe the fuck out of that, severely!

Her body looks fine. Her face looks HORRIBLE!!! Very unfortunate shot!

@ 17

So you *if you're a woman* or your significant other *if you're a male* would never do anything other than going to the beach in a bikini? I've seen girls playing different sports in bikinis, from tennis, volleyball, soccer and football, as if it were natural.

She's got an amazing body, I just don't understand how she didn't roll her ankles or really hurt herself with those heels? still though, she's pretty amazing :D

She looks so old. If she was like 40, I'd say she looks great, but she's like 30. She should be tighter and less worn around the face.

she used to have nice huge boobs. WTF happened?? this is a matter of national security

saggy boobies, pear shape, cellulite ass, baggy eyes

Shes slimmed down, but she looks like mush. Her ass and thighs are all squishy and full of fat dimples. This girl needs some muscle tone.

Yuck!
She should have done this like 10 years ago back when she was hot.

that ass is so nice

This horsefaced bitch needs get a clue. Seriously, who the fuck plays tennis in shoes like that. I guess she really needs attention. You shouldn't encourage her. Bikinis are for hot girls. Couldn't you post some more news about Michael Jackson or some shots of Lindsay Lohan not working?

Seriously...?!? WTF do you ppl look like, talking shit about someone who honestly doesn't look near as bad as you're saying she does! She looks GREAT compared to the way she looked a year ago! And even though she is a celebrity, doesn't mean she has to wear makeup all the time! However, I don't agree w/ playing tennis in wedge heels.

I think she looks pretty good. Do men seriously want absolutely no fat on the thighs, because that's kind of hard for a lot of women to pull off.

she used to have nice huge boobs. WTF happened?? I remember once a time I have seen her with a handsome military man on "Militaryflirting.c o m", but I don't know what's happened next?

Given the bikini and shoes, is she making a porn movie on the tennis court?

@ 22
bikinis yes, platforms,,,,no f=in way
Seriously, have you ever tried or seen anyone try to play tennis in heels? Tennis, along with basketball, are sports which place so much stress on the participants ankles, such an attempt would easily snap bones if they were ACTUALLY playing!! ridiculous photo op

playing tennis is heels would snap bones in your ankles if you were ACTUALLY PLAYING!!

Just when I think maybe I can get up the nerve to ass fuck her she decides to gain 20 pounds again. C'mon honey make up your mind! I really do want you to shit on my dick but you have to pull yourself together first.

Why don't you post your picture on your site so the world can belittle you? I am sure you are the hottest piece of ass that has ever walked the earth. How awesome is it that you make a living by making fun of women's bodies? You are, no doubt, a god among men. Really, the way you contribute to is astounding. Congratulations on being absolute shit scum. You win.

She should just say fuck-it and get nice tit job to balance out her hips a little then her body would be just right.

once upon a time, JLove had naturally awesome tits. now the time has come to get a breast lift. maintenance is key, Jen.

p.s. what's with the ghost face?

She just needs to tone that shit up and she'll look hot as hell.

But honestly, 4 inch heels are supposed to make a girls legs look leaner. So for her to be wearing them and still have cellulite is like damn....she takes them off and its tapioca pudding city.

Forget the cellulite, the bikini, the heels... the major faux pas here is that her heels DON'T MATCH the swimsuit. Not that Shauna Sand lucites would be an improvement.

I just don't understand what she's doing. She had, probably deservedly, one fit after another last year for being shown in a bathing suit in a magazine and called fat. Is this supposed to be redemption? She can't seriously be playing tennis in platforms, so she just looks ridiculous...or at a minimum like she's trying to call attention to herself. Still, her body's better than 98 percent of women in this country.

Who the hell plays tennis in heels and bikini?

and the ghost whispers.... "baby got back."

id still pump her

she's got the kickin curves!!! alright!!!!!

I don't think it's her boobs as much as it is her choice in non-supportive swimwear. Seriously, those puppies would look MUCH better with some support. Besides, speaking from experience, doing any type of activity with big boobs without support is uncomfortable and awkward. I'm going to go out a limb here and say she was mostly just posing.

She is perfect....

Shes going back on the wall...

Saggy tits...CHECK!

Broad across the beam...CHECK!

Bits of cellulite here and there...CHECK!

Ahhh what the hell, I still like the cut of her jib!

She looks like Prince Charles in that first photo.

John Cameron Swayze : Hello, I`m John Cameron Swayze reporting for Timex.
In a world full of drivel, information, hype, misinformation and the superficial. What you really need is a good watch that can put up with a main stream media ``BS flow`` that can`t understand or report free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure is impossible.
I`ll just hook up the Timex watch to this cable TV screen here....Oh and nice tits Jenn- how`s the tennis going ...and....turn on a little news...
BAB-ING !! BOOM!!! SMASH!!!
John Cameron Swazye : (off camera) Cut Cut Cut .WTF -Shit where is this crap made now - China (question mark)

Tennis in platforms? How ludicrous! I hate celebs and their staged photo ops. Fucking hate that shit.

So.
52 - john Cameron Swayze. What you twying to sway here exactwee É (question mark)
Inside job (question mark)
(Question mark thing does not seem to be working just getting É - comments É)

So.
#53
Gr8 points all. and ...by the way...
Inside job ?

Hate to be picky.....

When the F*CK did tennis involves freaky cork heels??

I think she is fairly hawt.....but c'mon.... =)

O.K. She does have a nice body, unfortunately, with the growing number of gyms out there, I wouldn's say better than 95 % of women out there. Ass and thighs still saggy, which means she's not a fan of working out, and, as another commenter pointed out, platform heels make the jello go away. Hey, why do you think trannys wear them all the time. They aren't fans of the gym either. Although a spunk diet is high protein and low carb. Those titties must have sure been floppin' around with each swing of the tennis racket.

So.
My friend 'Frank from 16th' floor and I - "Fucking hate that shit. " (Hello#53)
when people make comment and then leave.( How about U #56 Inside job ?)
(Well ok - no one weelee expect the 9/11 Inquisition - but weelee ...)

Now Ghost Wasperer(sp?) going to be shown every day in Canada before evening news....
how lame is that....?
Oh. No offense Jen....

I have fucked numerous women that are way hotter than 'Love' (as she insists on being called on set.)

I have the same exact tennis shoes!

So - # 56, 57, 59 -60 etc.
Gr8 points ! Evwee one of them. Congrats....
But how about that 'John Cameron Swayze' up at # 52 ?
I thought that guy was dead ?
Here 2-ly a man who 'takes a lickin' and keeps on tick'in.
(As they sway in the industwee.)

Where's the camel toe? Bring on the moose knuckle...!

Oh, I bet we all could think of a thing or two to use those 'fun bags' of hers for...

Also, I'd second the motion of bending her over and laying the pipe to her. She would get reemed!!!

I would ruin that for any normal man.

She's fucking Jamie Kennedy?

Desperate bitch is desperate.

You can tell she doesn't play much tennis.It might be even the first time.

Is it difficult for her to return any of the balls one-handed? Or is the tennis racket made of lead?

What's she doing with that basketball? She probably missed most of the balls.

she's not fat, she just has big thighs. she'd look muchhh better with clothes on.

If she fucks like she plays tennis then run Jamie Kennedy! Run!

You can play a good tennis match with her if you aren't older than 5 years old.

WTF ? If you are going to be slutty and wear heels, wear some nice SPIKE heels on the tennis court. Stupid cunt.
NO video of her jiggling ALL over the place? Why not? Paps, you are slackin'.....

At least she has a small waist, unlike Alba. All she has to do is tone up, which won't happen if she exercises in heels. What's next - jogging in stilettos?

she's obviously not there for a 4-6 set full match on her heels, but possibly just checking the court and what not. she looks good and healthy, thus fine for her age (30 something?) Not every woman, famous or not, is willing to be butchered up and lipo sucked to be the jerk off material of ignorant retarded strangers like most of you. Don't you have cousins to molest anyways, trash nation of the world?

Who in this world practices tennis wearing such shoes!!!!?

I love her shoes <3.

Man,she could birth a Wookie with those hips!

Asstonishing! flat stomach, dangerous curves and a heart shape ass that's the component of visual viagra. I dont care if she looses her tities just lose the weight. She doesnt have the grace and happy grin (another chance to be in a bikini day) of an Annalynn McCord but this is hard work J-love. Smile cause you went from slopy to tidy...

and whos hitting that? oh no, i just got sick....

Man most of you are fucking retarded. I'd love to see your naked bodies and laugh at the infinite cellulite, beer guts and flabby bits hanging out left right and center, putting her to shame. Clearly most of you are deeply insecure and ashamed (on second thought ewww!) She looks better then any of you on a bad day.

So she's just his whore?

So she's just his whore?

She has a nice body. But her face is so skinny compared to it! How does that work?

Much like galvanized steel alloy, she'd be a great screw...

I'd hit it.

That is so stupidi of her. With those high heels that is how my
girlfriend fractured her ankle bones without playing tennis.

omg for a moment that headline scared the shit outta me! let me be the first to say "hey love NICE ASS lookin moy bangable!!!!!! welcome back!!!!!" hehe

hottiiiiieeeee

she must take care of cellulite

she must take care of cellulite

Wow that first picture is horrible. She looks like my neighbors "recovered" crack addict girlfriend! The hair color is making her look like a little old lady.

I didnt look at all the pics but the body seems pretty good. But the face and hair look terrible here. She always sorta gave me an Olive Oyl vibe.

Why didn't they lipo her thighs when they were doing her stomach? Or did she feedbag the saddlebags back already?

But she looks good for being a mother of three kids.

Oh, wait...

This is a scene from her new show, "The Cellulite Thunderer".

Note to Ana Ivanovic, Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova: This is the new look for the 2010, get on board. Hey, WTA? You gettin' the message?! If this catches on, women's tennis will be more popular than women's PBVA. When The U.S. Open, again?

That's just awesome, is what that is. Jennifer Love Hewitt always seemed like an actress that had class, grace and charm. Nice to see she's as cheap a flesh peddling floosie, attention whore, with self esteem issues, as the majority of the other Hollywood tarts. Sex tape! Sex tape! Sex tape! Just not with Jaime Kennedy, but with co-star, Aisha Tyler. And all would be right with the world.

J-Love = Past her prime......next subject.

And I wonder if Lohan's movie on the right, Labor Pains, shows her getting knocked up, preferrably by a violent gang rape or something

Wonder why she isn't smiling in any of those pictures....

She must be realizing she's with Jamie Fucking Kennedy and trying to piece together where exactly she went horribly wrong.

(either that or the drugs he slipped her is wearing off)

Guaranteed, these pictures of Jennifer Love, gave, Jessica Biel a hard on. Especially the ones of her shootin' hoops. You might be on to something, #92. Though I don't think this would work for the WNBA and, as, Don Imus would put it, "those nappy headed ho's."

ma come fa a giocare con le zeppe??

Pathetic.

she looks fine

To all the trolls who are critical of her body and face STFU! Let's see you in a bikini you jealous skanks and guys you're just sorry that she didn't respond to your fan mail f-a-gs and the fact that she wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole! There is no such thing as perfection but she has a good figure (saggy boobies) and who cares if she has cellutlite! Get a life and grow up losers!!!

I don't think she looks that bad. I mean, by celebrity standards she's a cow, but by normal people standards, I think she looks good! Not great enough to wear a bikini, but still.

And yeah, the heels are a bad call.

I don't care if she's a little bigger, a little smaller, a lot bigger- that is a gorgeous and sexy woman.

If you're reading this Jennifer I love you! Call me at the number carved into the side of your mailbox! Let it ring!

I think she looks fine! she should do more things in a bikini.

she look HOTTTTT! Damn Jamie... you're one lucky bastard!

@37 - You said it.
PS - She looks amazing.

Anyone else remember when this cunt was relevant?

Me neither.

These photos are odd....in some, especially from the side, she actually looks thin overall, but from the back, her ass and thighs still look big....I guess she just has an odd body type, but it appears she really doesn't need to lose anymore weight, just toning and body sculpting or something...regardless, she is obviously out there to be photographed (no one would seriously plan to play tennis in those shoes?!), so I'm pretty sure she thinks she looks better in a bikini than she does....

She's got great curves and she's not fat.

Jennifer looks good. She should get down on her knees and kiss the balls of her plastic surgeon.

She has what I would call an over-estrogenized body, relatively big boobs, super wide hips, tiny shoulders and waist.

I would bang the shit out of her... but she HAS to stay thin, otherwise she will look like your neighbor's pear-shaped mom you remember from childhood who seemed like some asexual librarian.

She is :aws: in family guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkfzGnPUf_M

body looks pretty damn good. face, woof.

I don´t care the commentsssssssssssssssssss, I LOVE HER!!
I love her butt and legs!!
:P

SHE´s Soooo HOT!!! :D

This is ridiculously staged. Have awoken from a coma into a world where women now play tennis while wearing binkinis and wearing high heeled shoes? Is she trying to twist her ankle and do a face plant? Seems that way to me....

Does Jennifer think her relationship with Jamie Kennedy is real or is she just waiting to get pranked on his shitastic cancelled show? She's got that rollercoaster type of body..one minute it looks good and the next minute it looks like shit. As of right now, it looks like I'm about to get back on that ride!

@ 18 - that's because she doesn't have a penis.
Would hit that 6 ways 'til Sunday.

She looks much better weight wise... too bad she basically just tattooed pathetic on her forehead. Nice shoes & suit. Did she call the paps too?

I think her once-fabulous tits have finally seen better days. They look droopy and like half-empty waterskins in the profile shots.

What an unflattering bikini.

is it me or do these pics look staged... i mean when was the last time anyone played tennis with shoes like thoes????

"59. soahc - August 4, 2009 1:51 AM

I have fucked numerous women that are way hotter than 'Love' (as she insists on being called on set.)"

Anyways.

Internet porn and wet dreams dont count, moron.

"90. Karen - August 4, 2009 8:59 AM

Why didn't they lipo her thighs when they were doing her stomach? Or did she feedbag the saddlebags back already?

But she looks good for being a mother of three kids.

Oh, wait..."

Yea, I'm sure you're one fine piece of ass.. nevermind the fact you yourself probably have thighs the size of a small village and a vagine that looks like a badly packed ka-bob.

So, uh, "Scott" - do you imagine that JLH will read your valiant defense of her and give you a call? I bet internet commenters are mortally wounded when you accuse them of "probably having" unattractive features. Prince Valiant the Whitehead, you are.

I really don't understand any hype about her. She's very normal looking, albeit looks a tad annoying -__-. Plus she looks fucking retarded wearing a bikini to play tennis.

Why did people ever like her serial "the ghost whisperer" or w/e the hell it was? =[

them some saggy titties.

but seriously, she's got the posture of Bigfoot in half these pictures. horrible! maybe if she threw her shoulders back a bit, her tits wouldn't be down by her waist.

but i'm glad she staged these pictures because other than my pasty whiteness, i now feel better about putting on a bikini this weekend.

@123

gotmilk... how bout you walk into a furnace? that should cure your fasty (fucking nasty) pasty white complexion, it will also thin the herd and enable human evolution to continue... i'm sure you're some pipe cleaner thin pile of skin and bones that's all elbows and knees...

124, so much hatred for pasty whiteness. is that you Reverend Al?

Holy Crap! It's like someone took the neck and head of an alien and stuck it on a flabby, matronly hipped, pear shaped human body.

Fucking nasty.

She looks fine, I mean, sure she could tone up a little bit more but I'd love to see all of your perfect bodies.

funny.....playing tennis...come on??? did you see her shoes??

I'd put icing on her mountains

She got rid of her HUGE fankles, FINALLY! She had such hideous ankles she made Hillary Clinton's look svelte.
And yet, she has sticky out ears, a head shaped like an alien, saddlebags, and she's flabby.
I know that liposuction CAN get rid of fankles....but so few women do it when they should.
She's not unattaractive. If she wasn't kind of famous for whatever she's famous for, I would not think twice when looking at her. Except the fact that she's PLAYING TENNIS IN A BIKINI and PLATFORM SHOES.
30-Love was the score I think, ha ha ha.

How many paparazzi did this desperate attention whore call? She's playing tennis with her sloppy ass hanging out, in heels?

C'mon, have the ratings for that crappy show gone down again? Is a new season starting early?

Obvious publicity stunt.

1) Concerning JLH: I'd have always tapped that.

2) It's a total photo op: nobody actually plays tennis in a bikini and wedge-heels.

3) I'm okay with #2. She looks good. Not model perfect, but who really is besides models? I've always appreciated her build; real women have curves.

Another 20 25 pounds and she should be hot ,

i think her bikini bottoms are just too small for her. more flattering outfit and she'd look great

hey let's play tennis! hey let's play basketball!

why don't you just relax for christ's sake. you're on vacation.

"121. Sandy - August 4, 2009 2:09 PM

So, uh, "Scott" - do you imagine that JLH will read your valiant defense of her and give you a call? I bet internet commenters are mortally wounded when you accuse them of "probably having" unattractive features. Prince Valiant the Whitehead, you are."

So uh, 'vapid cunt', do you imagine that I give a flying fuck some fat calf w a witty nickname like 'Sandy' calls me out on a message board? Does throwing my name in 'quotes' add substance to your tired ass insults? Just curious. Mortally wounded? Where the fuck do you come up w this stupid shit? And the funny thing is, you're doing the same bullshit when you oh so bravely 'call me out' for bashing two other posters... hypocrite much? This isnt the first time you ve posted after something I've said, so as hard as it might be, try and get over this little infatuation you have w me..I'm flattered, but....no, I take it back- I'm really not. Feel free to 'respond' just to reiterate my point. Thanks in advance.

Oh, and before I forget..go fuck yourself.

yummy

she needs a pearl necklace......

For all this chick's tough talk about liking her body, back when she was photo'd looking doughy and saggy, she sure has toned up her shit quite a bit.

These picks are posed (heels and tennis anyone?), so everyone can see how much better looking she is than she was a few months back.

Yeah she's still fucking annoying and stupid, but now's she's also revealed her own personal shallow hypocrisy. And Jamie Kennedy? The dude is a big, unfunny douche. How this guy is known by anyone beyond the the regulars at a McDonald's in Irvine is beyond me.

All that said, she has a spectacular hips/waist ratio. One of the best in hollywood. And I'd fuck her silly (from behind, so I could still reach around to grab her bewbs, but not have to look at her weird, jaw-less face.)

God, those hips.
I would marry those hips; I love them since It was illegal to love them.
Maybe it's my 41 years and my gut speaking, but she looks fine to me.

Really beddable!
yummy

To #59...you've never sniffed a pussy in your life.

soahc is a V IRGIN

A same sense feels very happy namely then.

I WOULD HIT THAT SHE STILL SEXY WITH WEIGHT OR WITH OUT.YALL THATS HATIN NEED TO STOP CUZ YALL PROBLY LOOK BADDER THEN HER YALL PROBY FAT UGLY AND STANK.JENNIFER U MY GIRL THO

I WOULD HIT THAT SHE STILL SEXY WITH WEIGHT OR WITH OUT.YALL THATS HATIN NEED TO STOP CUZ YALL PROBLY LOOK BADDER THEN HER YALL PROBY FAT UGLY AND STANK.JENNIFER U MY GIRL THO

I WOULD HIT THAT SHE STILL SEXY WITH WEIGHT OR WITH OUT.YALL THATS HATIN NEED TO STOP CUZ YALL PROBLY LOOK BADDER THEN HER YALL PROBY FAT UGLY AND STANK.JENNIFER U MY GIRL THO

What the hell. She loves Hewitt, but i am more into teddy bears. Oh, any BBW admirers here? Come and have fun with me lol http://www.plusflirt.com
your welcomed to this link.

She is challenging Anna Kournikova (?) for the rank of 43,725th best tennis player in the world.

She did slim down. Not quite time to get all cocky, though.

What the hell is up with all the haters now a days. How can all you fucking assholes really be that mean talking about another person you've never met. Why the hell do people waste so much time and energy saying how much you Hate something or someone. Who cares why shes playing tennis in a bikini its her right. What ever happened to the saying ' If you don't have anything nice to say dont say anything at all.' All this Blind Hate and Superficial bullshit makes me want to throw up. Personally I think she as Hot as she ever was and I'm 25. These picks brought Tears to my eyes she looks so good! Could All the Suprficial Haters just looking for something or someone To Hate Please Shut the Hell Up and Try being more positive and loving It will get you further in Life and you'll be happier along the way. May God Bless You.

Ohhh booo booo booo 150... boooooo hooooo hooooooo Stop complaining about our "Superficial" behavior. Afterall, the website we are on is called "THE SUPERFICIAL" get off of here asshole.

"these pics brought tears to my eyes" Oh my god, could you be ANY gayer?!

I've played sports in a swimsuit before, but WHO THE HELL plays tennis in HEELS?! LMAO

I remember after she cried about the fat pictures there was some article in US where she was bragging about her goal of running the LA Marathon before her 30th birthday, which I took note of, since I was training for it as a goal before my 30th too. They set the date back from March to May and I stuck with the extra training, but apparently JLove must have been a quitter because I never heard anything about her finishing. You know if she had, she would have had US do a 2 page spread on it. What a fucking loser, who announces to a magazine you are going to do something and then quits? You fail.

She looks really HOT!!!!Leave her al;one .Jennifer is the nicest person in that shit town.She can do whatever she wants.Hope more ladies and girls get the message SIZE DOES NOT MATTER!!!

I think she looks good healthy and sexy. I don't get into fax chicks, but I like a woman with curves and natural beauty. That is what Jennifer has. I wish more women would look like her and feel as comfortable in their own skin like she does.

She is gorgeous. real body. her smile melts me everytime. lucky husband

FUCK. I bet JLH wants the tennis pics back up. These are some really bad angles. I'm wondering if these tennis pics were photoshopped now.

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She's still fat and her face still isn't pretty.