Aug 24 2009Helena Bonham Carter in a swimsuit. (I'm sorry.)
Proving that Goth chicks should stick to reading Twilight at Denny's, Helena Bonham Carter was spotted at Malibu Beach over the weekend wearing a swimsuit, and I honestly don't know why I'm posting these. Seriously, I've only had ten five coffee mugs of whiskey today, so it's not like I'm drunk. Back me up, desk chair I dressed up like Wonder Woman. What's that? You want to have a baby? But we just met.

Reader Comments
1. raza - August 24, 2009 5:22 PM
Its a pasty kim kardashian, same gooey body
2. I'd Hit That... - August 24, 2009 5:22 PM
FIRST!!!
...and I'm harder than last year's Christmas candy.
3. e - August 24, 2009 5:25 PM
i'd probably hit it still
4. AllThatGlitters - August 24, 2009 5:25 PM
At least it's a one piece.
5. howlovely - August 24, 2009 5:25 PM
who cares????? she's richer than YOU!!!
6. Anonymous - August 24, 2009 5:29 PM
She's wearing underwear under her swimming costume. You know what time that means!
Pleasant thought.
7. Urbanspaceman - August 24, 2009 5:30 PM
Thanks for the photos. It's something we all were curious about (what excites Tim Burton, I mean).
8. Iambananas - August 24, 2009 5:31 PM
I know this website is called "the superficial" but how shallow can you people be? She is by no means obese... she's had a child! I think she looks great and she's rockin' that red suit. She has great boobs and so what if she has a TEENY TEENY stomach? She's still pretty in an avant-garde sort of way.
Americans are getting redicilous... in Europe, they embrace women's bodies and celebrate them. We could take some lessons from them!
She is talented and funny and has an adorable kid there! I say "Horray!!!"
What's she supposed to do? Not swim? Not have fun? Cover up in layers and layers (which, when she does, she's made fun of by people again). Let her be. She's hardly unhealthy.
9. DB - August 24, 2009 5:32 PM
You sick son of a bitch.
10. Aunt Jemima - August 24, 2009 5:33 PM
I wouldn't fuck her with Tyler Durden's cock.
11. Cardinal Ximenez - August 24, 2009 5:37 PM
Uh, she's a middle aged mom who should be entitled to privacy to enjoy a day of swimming with her daughter. Let's put your mom on there you douche nozzle. You just became as lame and irrelevant as Perez Hilton.
12. anonymousadam - August 24, 2009 5:40 PM
my theory is that she's getting ready to play the lead part in the susan boyle movie biography.
13. Deacon Jones - August 24, 2009 5:40 PM
Man, that girl in pic #5 has a monster hard-on under her dress
14. NGAPLZ - August 24, 2009 5:41 PM
"in Europe, they embrace women's bodies and celebrate them."
Ja, but in Europe the bodies aren't as fat and disgusting. Nevertheless, I would attack that ass with all the fury of a jilted eurofag.
15. nickclone - August 24, 2009 5:42 PM
Twilight at Denny's! Haha, its funny cause it's true.
16. ___ - August 24, 2009 5:45 PM
Hey #8:
-You say "she's had a baby" as if that's some sort of excuse for being horribly out of shape and just downright disgusting. You're probably one of those morons who thinks pregnant women are eating for two.
-Unhealthy? Probably not. Completely gross? Yup.
-Who said anything about being obese? You're the only one who used that word.
-She's hardly "rocking" anything except a fat wallet. That being said, she should go out and drop some money on a new swimsuit and get out of that one she borrowed from her mom.
-Pretty in an avante-garde sort of way? Did you really just say that???
17. Cash - August 24, 2009 5:48 PM
My eyes!! It BURNS!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. Harold^Sick - August 24, 2009 5:52 PM
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
19. Megan - August 24, 2009 5:52 PM
8 -
"Americans are getting redicilous... in Europe, they embrace women's bodies and celebrate them. We could take some lessons from them!"
I doubt you've ever been to anywhere in Europe (that's a huge place to be generalizing, by the way). Just because some things in Europe are more easily accepted and what have you, it doesn't mean anything. Some men don't mind a body like Bonham's, but you will be hard-pressed to find a place in the industrialized world where there are men who don't like a fit woman.
20. ROUGH Daddy - August 24, 2009 5:52 PM
If shallow Tim like it shes fine with me, shell always be employed...
21. Dirty Sanchiz - August 24, 2009 5:56 PM
Even her kid is fat.
22. Dominique - August 24, 2009 5:56 PM
I think she would actually look better in a two piece that would give her some more support on top and show that her stomach isn't that big rather than emphasizing the texture it in a solid colored one that stretches over her belly. At least she's out in the sun, which she can clearly use a little of. At the same time, she's only 43 and could take some tips from Mary Louise Parker on looking MILFy.
23. Dominique - August 24, 2009 5:58 PM
I think she would actually look better in a two piece that would give her some more support on top and show that her stomach isn't that big rather than emphasizing the texture it in a solid colored one that stretches over her belly. At least she's out in the sun, which she can clearly use a little of. At the same time, she's only 43 and could take some tips from Mary Louise Parker on a MILF workout routine. Helena was way hot and could get it back if she tried.
24. Dominique - August 24, 2009 5:58 PM
I think she would actually look better in a two piece that would give her some more support on top and show that her stomach isn't that big rather than emphasizing the texture it in a solid colored one that stretches over her belly. At least she's out in the sun, which she can clearly use a little of. At the same time, she's only 43 and could take some tips from Mary Louise Parker on a MILF workout routine. Helena was way hot and could get it back if she tried.
25. Del - August 24, 2009 5:59 PM
Oh no she didn't!
26. Shamus O'Hara - August 24, 2009 6:02 PM
She looks like J LO . Except J LO has a fatter ass !
27. marie - August 24, 2009 6:05 PM
you fucking idiots. it's Helena Bonham Carter! she's only the most talented actress of this generation and a ridiculously rich woman from the upper-class who gave up that to be an excentric and amazing artist. fuck all of you, such assholes...
28. Jenn - August 24, 2009 6:10 PM
I adore her, she's brilliant! She looks perfectly fine to me. It's just that her suit is waaaaay too small for her.
29. CoCoYoYo - August 24, 2009 6:12 PM
The bathing suit certainly doesn't fit properly (she could use more coverage up top) but honestly? She looks as good (if not better) than the average 43 year old working mother of 2. Hell, she probably looks better than a lof of women 10-20 years younger!
It's a sad state of affairs when a women is chastised, berated and humilated because she refuses to starve herself, exercise 4 hours a day, lay under skin-damaging lights, go under the knife and be injected with poison to fit an absolutely unrealistic ideal.
Carter might not be winning a bikini contest with her body but she looks great. Cut the gal some slack!
30. CoCoYoYo - August 24, 2009 6:13 PM
The bathing suit certainly doesn't fit properly (she could use more coverage up top) but honestly? She looks as good (if not better) than the average 43 year old working mother of 2. Hell, she probably looks better than a lof of women 10-20 years younger!
It's a sad state of affairs when a women is chastised, berated and humilated because she refuses to starve herself, exercise 4 hours a day, lay under skin-damaging lights, go under the knife and be injected with poison to fit an absolutely unrealistic ideal.
Carter might not be winning a bikini contest with her body but she looks great. Cut the gal some slack!
31. Lain - August 24, 2009 6:16 PM
I don't understand. If you don't like it, then why post it? Are you forced to? Is that why?
32. Jenna - August 24, 2009 6:18 PM
Damn, I think she looks good. She's got a litlle cellulite, but who doesn't?
33. Your a moron - August 24, 2009 6:21 PM
#16 - Your a dick bag. Im pregnant and proudly eating for 2. I was 105 pounds when I got pregnant and in very good shape. If your not overweight when you get pregnant then you have to eat more, or else you will kill your baby. Now go fuck a light socket.
And I think Helena looks pretty good for her age. She's not hell bent on looking like a 20 year old model. Do we want all women to look like Heidi Montag. If they all looked like her then they might all act like her too. So be careful what you wish for.
34. LadyFace - August 24, 2009 6:21 PM
Who really gives a fuck about her swim suit, she's enjoying some time with her nipper... good on her
35. LadyFace - August 24, 2009 6:21 PM
Who really gives a fuck about her swim suit, she's enjoying some time with her nipper... good on her
36. LadyFace - August 24, 2009 6:24 PM
and really my kid thinks my tits look like chicken and my thighs like porridge so who gives a fuck
37. LadyFace - August 24, 2009 6:24 PM
and really my kid thinks my tits look like chicken and my thighs like porridge so who gives a fuck
38. deddog - August 24, 2009 6:28 PM
i wish that posting your own picture as a little icon next to your name was mandatory for this site... i notice these same people like deacon jones (sorry, don't want to pick on you deacon, your shortcomings are probably genetic and out of your control) posting the same comments over and over again unless its an article on megan fox (who makes lauren conrad seem exciting)... and i ALWAYS wonder what kind of girls these guys land in real life...
i imagine 90% of the men posting on this site have razor burned, acne riddled skin and nose hairs falling out their nostrils... and it's always the same played out jokes over and over again (Randall, you're actually funny though, keep it up)
i speak for alot of people on this site i bet when i say please stop with the same jokes... being cruel is not automatically funny, please be more funny or stop altogether
90% of the men posting on this site are smelly trailer trash or smelly cubicle desk jockeys that never so much as get a walk's worth of exercise... glued to this site trying to validate their existence with "witty" banter and commentary... my advice to you guys would be to spill several days worth of your wellbutrin, prozac, or xanax into your semen encrusted hand and swallow it down with your mcdonalds coffee... and take a dirt nap...
the world would be better off with a few less pieces of white trash and white collar office yuppies thinking they're funny using the office computers to look at superficial during the work day... get better jobs and stop wasting your lives
or at least make the comments funnier, thanks
39. chickadee - August 24, 2009 6:47 PM
She still looks awesome. Having lousy photos taken of her doesn't change the fact that she is beautiful, talented, and basically 100% awesome. Bad bathing suit, but I've seen worse. And her ass is fabulous! People who get uptight about a little bit of cellulite and call a person "fat and ugly" for having cellulite don't get it: it's a genetic tendency, assholes. You can be rail thin and still have cellulite, and there is virtually NOTHING you can do about it.
Keep on rockin' Helena!
40. faxed - August 24, 2009 6:49 PM
re: # 33."Your a dick bag. Im pregnant and proudly eating for 2. I was 105 pounds when I got pregnant and in very good shape. If your not overweight when you get pregnant then you have to eat more, or else you will kill your baby. Now go fuck a light socket."
I'm pregnant right now too, and NOT eating for two. You don't need to eat TWO TIMES the amount of food you normally eat in order to supply your baby with nutrients. The misconception is that you "eat for two" when in reality you only eat about 300 more calories a day (and that isn't much more, that's just a couple snacks). Stop perpetuating the idea that once you get knocked up you have to head to the buffet. Who cares if you were 105 pounds that doesn't mean it's time to pig out.
41. Michael Jackson - August 24, 2009 6:51 PM
It's refreshing to see someone in Los Angeles that hasn't ever been to a plastic surgeon.
42. Irwin - August 24, 2009 6:55 PM
I think she's hot, but I'm 82 years old.
43. me - August 24, 2009 6:59 PM
I've always adored her.. she's cool. It doesn't look like she was about to strut her stuff and be a media whore like some celebs. It looks like she's having a nice day with her family. Lay the hell off Helena. I mean that will all due respect... Carry on...
44. jackie - August 24, 2009 7:00 PM
# 40 -
What's wrong with all pregnant woman and why are they so bitchy and jealous of women that are better looking than them. Is is some hormonal pregnancy thing or what?
45. Amy - August 24, 2009 7:11 PM
Let's stick with this rule of thumb:
Make fun and pick at folks bodies when they "put it all out there" ...like Heidi, Kim K, etc. These are the people that attempt to be famous for their looks, therefore, we should be able to pick apart their bodies and make fun of them.
Let's not make fun of folks who are famous for other reasons and don't strut around like tramps, i.e. Helena Bonham Carter, Blanchett, etc. There people don't ask for all the media spotlight...they are not famous for their bodies. How about we leave them alone. I know I'll look like that when I'm in my 40's...it's life.
46. boris karloff - August 24, 2009 7:15 PM
i was expecting something more tentacle-y.
47. haha - August 24, 2009 7:17 PM
look at all these fat cunts getting butthurt over some dumb comments rofl
50% of these are troll posts and you keep feeding them, fucking idiots
48. Jack Hardy - August 24, 2009 7:22 PM
Pic # 4 made me so hard. The should remake fightclub now with Brad Pitt banging the shit out of her hambeast ass.
49. flipper - August 24, 2009 8:05 PM
*flapjacks*
50. Dee - August 24, 2009 8:06 PM
She looks fine. She is not fat by any means. Just because she isn't a generic stick thin Jennifer Aniston drone doesn't mean there is a thing wrong with her.
51. Sammie Salame - August 24, 2009 8:16 PM
Her body isn't that bad, but the suit is horrid. A proper swim suit would do wonders, and keep her hooters in check.
52. gogo vic morrow - August 24, 2009 8:16 PM
at &7
what excites tim burton about helena is how good he was at finding a woman who so closely resembles johnny depp in the face.
53. JoMama - August 24, 2009 8:35 PM
The baby is adorable and she looks like a real mom. So, no, I don't know why you posted on this site. I guess it was just so a bunch of guys could insult her anonymously and call her fat?
54. gotmilk? - August 24, 2009 8:56 PM
33, are you some knocked up 15 year old? seriously, you may want to to see a dr. because you are sadly misinformed.
55. LEB - August 24, 2009 9:00 PM
Wow, she looks like a normal woman. Shocking.
Before you people go dissing her, remember she's a long-term partner of Tim Burton. He ain't exactly in the poor house... nor is she doing too badly herself.
56. zebop - August 24, 2009 9:05 PM
I'd hit that...with Tim Burton's mighty vagina violator.
Psyche.
But now we know why you don't see Goth chix in the daylight. The sun pours right through them. That ass is whiter than a Kleenex.
57. Walter - August 24, 2009 9:28 PM
Ewwww. And I used to like girls.
58. Kitty - August 24, 2009 9:50 PM
yeah im not feeling the mirth in this. you're just being a cunt, which is lame.
59. Kitty - August 24, 2009 9:51 PM
yeah im not feeling the mirth in this. you're just being a cunt, which is lame.
60. Kitty - August 24, 2009 9:51 PM
yeah im not feeling the mirth in this. you're just being a cunt, which is lame.
61. Schadenfreudelicious - August 24, 2009 9:56 PM
I like celeb bashing as much as the next, but lets leave Helena alone here...there isnt a woman on the planet that would look good in that gawd awful bathing suit, and she is just enjoying some sun with her baby, not posing for the cameras.... the woman actually has talent unlike 90% of the moronic bimbos strutting their silicone funbags on here....so lets cut her some slack...
62. Fati - August 24, 2009 9:59 PM
It's not her figure I have a problem with. It's the kid's. Why is she so fat? I don't thnk fat kids are cute. Feed her salad and fruit sometimes for gods sake. Or she'll soon be a pubescent fatso who will blame YOU for making her fat.
63. Orpnahe Anne - August 24, 2009 9:59 PM
What the hell are you people talking about; have you never seen Tim Burton. Please.
64. peter - August 24, 2009 10:02 PM
# 58, 59, & 60 -
"mirth" - how old are you? Go to a Senior Citizen site, you old hag hole.
65. Jericho - August 24, 2009 10:20 PM
Umm...yeah, and #38? I'd like to see the photos for 90% of the women on here, too. Well, actually, no, I wouldn't but let's not discriminate shall we? Let's just agree to agree that 90% of the real world actually looks like this, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, I like Helena, and let's move on, OK? OK...
She's got an average looking body with no faked up plastic surgery....which I find abhorrent in someone of her social and economic standing. Lipo that ass and pump up those tits.
66. 1moreidiotintheworld - August 24, 2009 10:27 PM
She should stay the fuck away from the ocean beach or she'll have a Japanese whaling ship on her ass like flies on shit.
@38: NOBODY takes this site seriously, dumbass! If you do, you're in the wrong place. Life is cruel - it just is, I didn't make the rule but I accept it.
67. Ljutefisk - August 24, 2009 10:31 PM
Hell, I fapped to them.
68. oblivia - August 24, 2009 10:50 PM
God forbid, a real woman. Without any plastic, silicone, etc.
Your site is aptly named and I am reminded of why I consider this such a guilty pleasure--I feel like I'm enabling hypocritical gossip bloggers who attack both fake and real beauties. They're damned if they do and damned if they don't.
69. Ms.Whiplash - August 24, 2009 10:57 PM
Seriously though, why IS her daughter so pudgy? That just looks wrong. I won't bash on Helena because I'm a mom-of-2 myself, but that little girl need to grow about 4 inches in a hurry to grow into that body!
70. Angela - August 24, 2009 11:00 PM
I agree with those who say only those that are ONLY famous for their looks, should be made fun of ABOUT their looks. I'm sorry to be cheesy but young women have enough issues. She looks normal.
And I was a very, extremely fat baby - then around 6, started to slim out and have bordered to underweight ever since. So those that comment on her child, mind your own business.
71. JEFF - August 24, 2009 11:21 PM
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE...
72. Blech - August 24, 2009 11:24 PM
Whomever criticized the kid can go F off. Seriously. The child is, what, a year and a half, maybe? They all look short and stubby at that age.
IDIOTS.
73. Emily - August 24, 2009 11:27 PM
The people who bring her daughter into are
sick.
fucks.
and number 11, i agree with you on all points. this website was funny. lately it has become irrelevant and disgusting.
74. Emily - August 24, 2009 11:32 PM
The people who bring her daughter into it are
sick.
fucks.
and the superficial writer has hit a real low. they have ceased to have any funny or original insight, and now seem to have lowered themselves to posting pictures of slightly overweight people just to ridicule them.
may i remind you, NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO POST THESE PICTURES.
correct me if i'm wrong, but I was under the impression that you are allowed to pick and choose the pictures you post. if you're that repulsed, DON'T POST IT, you stupid shit.
the woman isn't parading around, looking for attention and flaunting her body. she's trying to enjoy time with her daughter.
so is the problem that women aren't allowed to be heavy?
or that women are allowed to be heavy, but they have to stay indoors if they are
75. LT81 - August 24, 2009 11:33 PM
Well if this is considered disgusting then the rest of the world is screwed! Helena looks like a woman who's had kids, and doesn't spend every waking hour in a gym trying to attain an unhealthy figure immediately after having said kid. Oh, and dumping the care of her own child on someone else (honestly, why to famous people even have kids if they're just going to pay someone else to raise them??) She obviously spends her time being normal and looking after her family.
And FFS, the baby is a BABY - they're supposed to be pudgy! They grow up and out at different rates and it's not until after puberty that it all evens out, if you had any idea on how the human body functions you'd know that.
So why don't you go back to looking for free internet porn that glorifies plastic and unrealistic images of women, and stop picking on normal people.
76. Cathryn - August 25, 2009 12:02 AM
Normally I'm all up for the celebrity bashing (after all, it is the laughs I come here for) but this just makes me sad. Helena Bonham Carter is incredible, I've admired her since I was a child. I just don't think she has done anything stupid or shallow to be bashed like that, you know? She has an amazing talent and doesn't parade around the paparazzi, not to mention she has a better body than most women her age do anyway. Leave her and her daughter in peace and resume the hate for the Pratts and Gosselins, please. :\
77. Kamakazi Kunt - August 25, 2009 12:10 AM
She's a fuckin' mom.
Cellulite, vodka, and diapers is all we ask for.
We had enough pricks.
For fuck's sake, we got impregnated by them.
78. No, please no! - August 25, 2009 12:14 AM
Ok, now that's just not right.
79. Anna - August 25, 2009 1:33 AM
I like how if you see Jon Gosslin's fat bloated body anywhere, nothing is said about it....'cause he's a guy of course, and it's okay for them to be fat and ugly. Double standards ftw
80. Mister Bored - August 25, 2009 2:37 AM
Oh dear god. Her makeup artists in the movies are wizards. Seriously... that's what a normal woman looks like, blah blah.
Holy damn that's just horrible.
81. Fati - August 25, 2009 4:17 AM
There is baby fat and then there is fat. This kid is fat. Just cause she is a kid we are not allowed to make the observation that she is too chubby? Grow up.
82. Gerry - August 25, 2009 8:46 AM
Man, that bitch is fat. And Helena Bonham Carter could stand to lose a few pounds, too!
83. Moviegoer - August 25, 2009 8:59 AM
Unlike some "actresses" who look perfect in a swimsuit (Heidi Montag, anyone?), Helena actually has talent. She'll probably be in better shape after her kid gets older and she has more time to herself, but in the meantime, she's going to be able to find roles because she can actually act -- she isn't hired just to show flesh.
84. Lola - August 25, 2009 9:04 AM
@77... Rock on..pricks are good for one thing...got a gorgeous kid out of mine LOLOL
@79-AGREED...seen the moobs on some of these dudes? Geez..NOT attractive...
I LOVE seeing normal women...WE ALL ROCK...trophy bitches are what the rest of them are...good to look at...dumb as shit....real woman rule!
85. bete noir - August 25, 2009 9:45 AM
This is my problem w/Helena: she has the worst taste in clothes. Her size doesn't bother me because she's actually the normal size of a woman her age who's had kids recently. And she's not obese. But when she chooses something to wear, it's like she looks at the ugliest outfit and says: "That's for me!" She always looks like a walking rummage sale/thrift shop. But she scores points at least for wearing a one-piece. I can't understand why one-piece bathing suits are no longer in vogue. If you don't have a bikini bod, a one-piece is you best option, and they're fine.
86. farles chew - August 25, 2009 9:48 AM
I think it should be noted that she *was* hot when she was on Miami Vice, which for most of the commenters here means closer to the Victorian Age than the dates of their birth ;)
87. Kara - August 25, 2009 10:03 AM
She is beautiful and its ok that she doesn't look like a 7 year old boy. The men who try to force all women to look like little boys are just homosexual pedophiles who were abused by their mothers and happen to gravitate to the fashion industry.
88. le fag - August 25, 2009 10:06 AM
#87, Katie Holmes? Is that you?
89. april - August 25, 2009 10:13 AM
well you can't stay gorgeous forever. it's just the way it is... those who try usually end up looking scary. but i still love her.
90. Erika - August 25, 2009 10:31 AM
She looks like Susan Boyle!! Do all British women eventually look like this? Camila Parker Bowles isn't looking so bad now, is she?
91. Pepper - August 25, 2009 10:35 AM
What is sad is that she DOES look like the “average” American woman, thus attesting to the fact that the common American woman is not only overweight, but proud of it. Yes, this is overweight, not obese, not morbidly obese, just overweight, meaning she is not her “ideal” weight. Don’t bitch at me “oh, she has had a CHILD” because so has half of Hollywood. It’s hardly an excuse once your child is 2, btw. If she just dropped one out a handful of months ago, that’s one thing, but if in two years -with all the time nannies grant these higher-class working women- she never took a fucking POWERWALK to burn a few calories for the sake of her own health then I feel more than entitled to sit here and judge her on some terrible photos that were taken of her.
I’m a busy woman, and still find time to work out (or at the very least take a jog) 5 days a week. You are all a bunch of lazy fat fucks, idolizing this woman (granted she is a splendid and talented actress) like she is some kind of martyr for the “average 40-something mom” of America. NEWS FLASH! Americans are OVERWEIGHT and it is a PROBLEM. Stop defending her, put down your double foam caramel iced fratachino, leave your desk, and take a brusque walk outside! Dumbass fucks.
92. wow - August 25, 2009 10:39 AM
Pepper looks like even more of a transvestite than Lady Gaga!
93. Don draper - August 25, 2009 10:43 AM
There is no way that Pepper was born female, what an ugly man face.
94. Sasha - August 25, 2009 10:46 AM
Pepper is the perfect example of the gay pedophile posing as a female on the internet to lure young boys, looking at his webpage made me really sick.
95. haha - August 25, 2009 10:52 AM
Apparently any fag can buy a red wig and be a girl on the internet. Pepper is disgusting.
96. ha - August 25, 2009 11:18 AM
Whatever, she's old. I think it's a good thing to lose vanity as you get older, because otherwise it's an uphill battle.
I thought she looked awesome in Fight Club. All freaky and beautiful.
97. EuroNeckPain - August 25, 2009 11:45 AM
"in Europe, they embrace women's bodies and celebrate them."
Huh ?
In Europe, women take care of their bodies, at least when they have a bit of time and money. In Europe everyone will tell you that this fluffy solid red bathing suit is not adapted to her figure and the back is riding up her fat ass.
98. rachael - August 25, 2009 11:58 AM
I agree with 87.,...absolutely.
99. dontlooknow - August 25, 2009 12:06 PM
My sweets; never mind Pepper or the women of Europe! We're hear to tear apart another female celebrity that hasn't appeared airbrushed, just going about her daily life.
Sure she could drop a few pounds and tighten up a bit. (Pssst: you can't diet or exercise away cellulite.) And having a baby neither guarantees you'll get fat or lose that baby weight . The thing is, here is a celeb that hasn't spent alot of time/money on plastic surgery. After these photos she might
100. Louier - August 25, 2009 12:41 PM
I'll do her!
101. hey - August 25, 2009 12:54 PM
Yes i wish we could all look as good as Pepper the anorexic transvestite.
102. nageki - August 25, 2009 1:02 PM
Shutup you morons, she's had kids, is it that HARD to understand ?
103. Cindy - August 25, 2009 1:25 PM
fat and out of shape--- get to the gym bitch!! ...and quit feeding your face, the kid's too
104. Bizzy - August 25, 2009 1:40 PM
The dailymail has an extra pic of Tim Burton with his wife and kid, and I love how they're all dressed in wild colours and non matching prints: that's a family. I say leave them alone on their holiday.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1208672/Helena-Bonham-Carter-makes-waves-Malibu-unflattering-red-swimsuit.html
105. Darth - August 25, 2009 2:31 PM
I haven't seen a mother before looking a lot like her daughter as she does.
106. Galtacticus - August 25, 2009 2:33 PM
Is the tallest one the mother?
107. Gando - August 25, 2009 2:38 PM
Her name is more attractive than she is.
108. Nero - August 25, 2009 2:42 PM
Is this the Susan Boyle of the cinema?!
109. udunome - August 25, 2009 2:43 PM
shes the best actress ever, who cares what she looks like, she can out act all those skinny bitches
110. Erica - August 25, 2009 3:00 PM
She is beyond talented, rich, and beautiful. Fuck off.
111. me - August 25, 2009 3:17 PM
Fish, you've reached a new low. Congratulations.
Helena is a very, very talented actress and I've appreciated her since buying "A Room With a View" when I was a young teen. She isn't a bimbo, no-talent, surgically-enhanced hack like most of the women you post on here. I come here to bash the attention-whore bimbos, not the talented middle-aged artists!
Shame, shame, shame on you. What did Helena ever do to warrant this type of negative attention, asswipe??
112. Sarah - August 25, 2009 3:29 PM
Oh no, a female celebrity that looks like the majority of the women in the world. Scandal! @@
Seriously, the only issue here is that she needs more support on her upper half.
113. Mary Sue - August 25, 2009 4:09 PM
She is gross. Her face is just plain ugly, the suit is too small and her body is sick. Yep, her kid IS fat too.
114. Donkey Dongey Dong - August 25, 2009 4:49 PM
One word...
AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
115. Dominique - August 25, 2009 6:19 PM
Why is everyone saying you can't help cellulite? There are over the counter creams that are affordable and work with the help of diet and work out.
116. Prof. Sir. Ian Carmichael, Esq, IV, MD. - August 25, 2009 8:18 PM
Ladies and Kind Gentlemen, put down your barbs and cease this quarreling at once!
I do not know what you're fighting about but it's obvious that a much greater problem is afoot here!
Some poor mother whale and her calf have been seperated from their pod, this is time for humanitarian aide to help these majestic creatures, not to argue to obvious descriptives of these beautiful Delphinapterus leucas.
People these days!
117. HornyToad - August 25, 2009 9:18 PM
MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!!
118. datroof - August 25, 2009 10:57 PM
gawd she was hot in Fight Club...
...alas, that is how I will always remember her. Thin and demented.
p.s. Tim Burton is overrated. His last (only) great movie was Peewee's Big Adventure (largely great because of Peewee). Big Fish, Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands were just sorta okay. He didn't direct Nightmare Before Christmas. Everything else has sucked.
119. catw - August 26, 2009 8:37 AM
She's a fantastic actress, not some socialite who's trying to become famous through her looks. And she must be much more fun to date than Paris Hilton, I guess at least she has something interesting to say.
Plus get a life, guys... she's just a normal woman like you can see on any beach in the World. Time to grow up and realize that girls like Megan Fox spend most of their life doing plastic surgery, which means you can't afford to marry one anyway.
120. lardlocator - August 26, 2009 10:35 AM
GET THAT BABY IN MY BELLY!!
121. Superbiggerevil - August 26, 2009 1:55 PM
I'd still hit that.
122. Laura - August 26, 2009 4:33 PM
I don't think I've ever seen it before. A celebrity that looks like A NORMAL PERSON. Someone, please, call the police!
Yes, that's right. That was sarcasm.
123. Mandykins - August 26, 2009 4:40 PM
I think she looks great. It can sometimes be hard to lose the mommy weight. And despite what people will say...everyone puts on the mommy weight =) That said this will be my last visit to the site. It's gone from silly funny celeb posts to bikinis and tasteless jokes!
Enjoy =D
124. Narcissist - August 27, 2009 5:19 AM
She's not exactly Lisa Marie:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6XXVrt631U/R26VS4_1YAI/AAAAAAAACLo/3W259CEKOCU/s400/tim+&+lisa+2.jpg
125. timmy the dying boy - August 27, 2009 11:11 AM
Wow, I've never seen such a collection of basement-boy idiocy. Too damn bad we can't rig our SUVs to run on stupidity, all our problems would be over.
126. yowillie - August 28, 2009 8:37 PM
Yuck. Her accent still may help.
127. Grace - August 30, 2009 3:40 AM
Someone was saying her daughter is fat and that was just stupid and mean. all babys are chunky. your just jealous because that baby won't have to work if she doesn't want to and will have everything
128. Hannah - August 30, 2009 4:46 PM
i cant believe some of the comments i read here, some of which included the words "disgusting" and "fat". Shes not fat at all!! And not 42 is not old..i think shes a beautiful, talented actress that doesnt give a damn about what people think and she should stay that way.
Sorry for the rant :P
You Rock Helena :)
129. Ravingbitch - September 1, 2009 2:55 AM
I lolled at the fucktards who think there are no fat people in Europe. There are fat people everywhere. If they offend your delicate sensibilities, go move to an abandoned island and buy a fainting couch.
130. kelsie - September 6, 2009 11:54 AM
Your All Jelous OF HER SHES MORE FAMOUS THAN U ALL WILL EVER BE IF U DONT LIKE HER WHY OUT HER NAME IN THE GOOGLE BOX HE? U MUST LIKE HER IF U DONE THAT SO GO OUT AND GET A LIFE! GOD SAKES HER DAUGHTER AND HER ARE ENJOYING A NICE TIME IN MALIBU WHY DISTURB HER GOD GET A LIFE!
131. Felicity - September 7, 2009 12:37 AM
She figure looks fine to me,especially for a 43 year old woman, and I certainly wouldn't say she was fat. I think it's just the swimsuit that is very unflattering. By the way, I just read a rumour that she may be pregnant again!
132. zombieMJ - September 8, 2009 4:15 PM
@18 - "I just threw up a little bit in my mouth."
That line was good for a weak chuckle in the movie Dodgeball, which came out five years ago.
Go take a nap.
133. Victoria - September 8, 2009 6:03 PM
Um, why are you so disparaging? I bet you look way worse in that then Helena would EVER. So, she has a few bumps here and there, but remember, she has never had any work done, and what's that again....??? She is HUMAN. Get over it. She looks real, still beautiful, happy, and she isn't doing anything to you by BEING WITH HER FAMILY. She isn't starving herself, and she is a brilliant role model by not showing girls/women that you should starve and look like an african woman that is struggling with all her might to feed her family, not some anorexic, fake model. Get over it, because you will never be a quarter of the amazing inspiration woman she is by posting this crap.
134. emilie kate - November 10, 2009 8:36 PM
its people like those who say her body is 'disgusting' thats the reason so many girls get anorexia.
helena has a normal body for a woman her age, and you know what? she is beautiful, she's talented, shes a lovely person.
leave her be. shes just being a mother.
135. Bellatrixa - December 3, 2009 9:56 AM
How dare you people?!
SHE- JUST- HAD -A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal people have little bit stomack after having a baby and Helena is a normal person (well, sexyer than normal person 8) Yjammy!)!
You people disgust me.
How you can be so awful human beings?
Helena looks amazing and SHE - IS - NOT - FAT!
She is weights as a normal person and is proud.
Have you peoples saw what she looks nowadays (these piccies are quit old)?
SHE LOOKS FABULOUS AND FUCKING SEXY GOD DAMIT!
"She is gross. Her face is just plain ugly, the suit is too small and her body is sick. Yep, her kid IS fat too"
I hate you.
Get a life.
All babys are little punky.
YOU ARE SICK BECAUSE YOU CALL THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD GROSS!