Aug 19 2009Heidi Montag will reveal more in next Playboy shoot

"For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful"

really? so why did you feel the need to get breast implants to change your body?

FIRST.

what a whore.

The question:

The SFwriter has a crush on Heidi Montag!
Yes or no + explain

My explanation

Yes he does! he keeps on posting this weirdo

#1.... exactly. she couldn't be any more stupid. if you loved what god gave you you wouldnt surgically place silicone implants inside of your body. someone seriously needs to shut this cunt up. and yes i just called her a cunt.

we could all do without heidi montag. now spencer on the other hand.. my kind of entertainment. What JOKES.

Yes, question-man the Superficial has a crush on heidi montag, just as every other male in the world does. Shes that type that makes a guy want to pound her asshole hard, piss on her, and then blow his load all over her horseface because she is absolutely worthless.

Its what keeps people wanting more, the fact that she is such a dirty whore. who's gonna make guesses as to how long until the porno or sex tape comes out?? im guessing after the playboy publicity dies, sex tape is the next step

Who cares, fuck her. Less of her on this site PLEASE!

Spicy?
I don't know about every male? but I can say is that she is way way WAAAY to fake for me!
you have beatifull fake, you have ugly fake, and then you have moustache montag

Clearly Heidi Montag gets hot seeing naked babies. Also, it will be a cold day in hell before it is allowed to do playboy magazine again.

It has already been said many times but I hope God strikes the hypocrites dead who use his name to famewhore. I hope it happens in front of everyone. It would make believers out of everyone. What makes Christians look weak is the people professing to be Christ like, but living worldly lives and making excuses to why morality doesn't apply to them.

Click the link.

It's what #5 may look like..

Why does sexy look so generic now. It started happening when musicians started lip syncing and dancing around like fags.

The Playboy shoot was laughably bad. Not only did she not show the goods, but the retouching made her look like a genetic freak. I know you're reading this Spencer, and I must advise you as a medical professional to commit suicide. It's really you're only viable medical option to cure your sever case of douchebagitis.

Is she really getting ANOTHER Playboy spread? Really??? Makes me want to start a letter writing campaign.

"The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I'm proud of it...

Proud enough of it to get some implants and pray for a windfall of money from all the idiots of the universe! Can't get more Christian than that, right you stupid whore?

I agree with #1 nyt ... exactly ... because Spencer said when he first met her that her titties were too small and her nose was too big, and then she married him. So what's next ? Ass implants, bigger plastic tits and a surgically-reduced chin ? This gets funnier and funnier. Even the other Playmates don't like it when the winner of PMOY has implants ... "prizes shouldn't be bestowed on the surgically-enhanced." Please show us more Britney, Amy and Jordan, whom I'd rather actually see than this talentless airhead ... saddest of all is that she actually thinks she can sing. Without her implants and nosejob, who would Spencer be banging ? More importantly, who cares ?

Could I please pose her this time, maybe get her jaw wired shut?

15. What is next? That is a good question. Have you seen the "barbie twins" lately? They were the ones who got hundreds of surgeries to look like barbie. How can you possibly have multiple elective surgeries and have a good self esteem?

Why is her head so damned tall?

God is a plastic surgeon.

The only tiny flaw in her plan is... well, no one is asking for more and no one gives a shit. There are millions of girls out there who look exactly like her but with less of an ego.

Their good Christian schtick cracks me up. Maybe Spencer will become ordained via the intertubes and they can become a Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker style Give-Us-Your-Money-For-Jeeeeesus act - that'll make for a good show. The Heidi and Spencer Jesus Hour! Or maybe they can take a cue from Cartman and form a Christian soft-rock duo.

who in their right mind would intentionally subject themselves to a second pictorial of this clearly disingenuous attention whore?

mmmmmmmmm

pretty panties

why do they call them "boyshorts"?

Are you serious Heidi?

"For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful," she said. "The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I'm proud of it... This was such a blessed experience."

Really? So many things wrong with this chick:

1.) Why Playboy? Why didn't you get a world renowned artist to paint you, or a sculptor to create a statue of you, if being naked makes you feel so 'blessed'. The truth is that you are a fame whore, and you love the idea of being masturbation fodder for the masses. You do realize that guys don't buy Playboy just to casually flip through the pictures and then throw it away, right?

2.) If you think God made the body and that it is beautiful, then why did you get all the plastic surgery? If you love God, and you think God made you beautifully just the way you are, would you really need to get bigger boobs?

You want to be a celebrity, you want to be famous for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, that's fine. I don't need to pay attention. The only time I ever have to read anything about you is on this site. But stop rationalizing your stupidness. It pissed me off enough to respond to this post.

i hate plastic surgery!!!! beacause anyone with the fund$ can become beautiful. it is so not fair to those of us with good genes.

anyone remember what this chick looked like before all the work done? C'MON now America.....

"For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful," she said. "The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I'm proud of it... This was such a blessed experience."

1) I guess didn't get to the part of the Adam and Eve story where they realize they're naked and then make clothes?

2) "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

God, please make her stop talking.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?! FUCK THIS SKANK! SHIT! QUIT GIVING THE BITCH SO MUCH PUBLICITY AND MAYBE SHE'LL FUCKING GO AWAY AND TAKE THAT BRAIN-DEAD IDIOT HUSBAND OF HERS WITH HER.

Who gives a fuck?

You fucked up your first shot now you want another?

What a dumb ass chickenhead. This bitch is the reason I canceled my playboy subscription. Who the fuck wants a magazine who appeals to media whores who do not even get naked in the naked magazine?

You're going to helll

she sucks. why is she even famous?

wow - good showing here, folks. I love all your vehement anger with this worthless lying sack of shit cuntbag, but I can't take any more.

If there is a God, then why aren't you striking her down? Such a cruel, cruel world!

HAHA! I hope she signed a contract where they have to get their money back out of her. They'll sell her into slavery. She'll end up doing chimp porn.

"Leave them wanting more"...umm...there's much more available for free on a google search than what Playboy got.

Maybe she'll revive Larry Flynts "Christian" slant for Hustler.

@ 26 - Palin/Speidi 2012!

Why does Heidi keep bringing her religion into it everything time she does her dirt? If you are going to do porn, do porn.

It been awhile since I've actually read a Playboy but I don't recall them asking what religion a centerfold is in her bio.

If everyone here really hated Heidi and Spencer like they say they do then they wouldn't be clicking or commenting on these fish posts. Expressing hatred is expressing interest. The only way these two will go away is by being ignored. This is my last time in a Heidi/Spencer post.

"For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful," she said. "The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I'm proud of it... This was such a blessed experience."

Should we expect a lay out in Hustler?

#25 -- anyone remember what this chick looked like before all the work done?

Kind of weird, but I thought she looked smarter before surgery -- like a cute college student with a cute, lean body. Now she looks like a vapid whore. God created her with a bigger nose and smaller tits, and there was NOTHING WRONG with that.

Is it possible the surgery made her dumber? Or was it Spencer, or was she dumb to begin with? Either way, she probably would have been better off spending the surgery money on tuition or something that would improve her MIND, which apparently needs all the help it can get.

(Vapid: Lacking liveliness, animation, or interest; dull; lacking taste, zest, or flavor; flat.)

She would have had to have been ugly before the plastic surgery as well since her head is massive. Unless she got a silicon head implant or something.

God created that body? No, I don't think so. MONEY created that body. And you, are an attention whore whose husband needs an ass kicking. Long line for that one, I know.
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Uh God didnt create that body - doctor's and makeup did ...

this one made me laugh out loud. Thank you for this blessed gift.

Why the hell does she look like she's retarded in all her photos? Or she's all down out and they had to airbrush the dripping drool. She's also got that loopy eye thing going on like Paris has.

Woow.. "For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful"

How much more of this girl? Isn't her 15 minutes up the second she became 'famous'. Why do we have to suffer with no talents like this? Seriously Who is she? Why is she famous? I'm no joking, I have no Idea who this woman is except she showed NOTHING in Playboy, and of course shes not the brightest bulb, course that could be S.O.P. for No Talent Famous People.

I think she's bluffing,when is that next time?

Is she going to show us her uterus the next time? *shudder*

Ewww! Is this a picture from Horse & Hound magazine? Because that is one ugly looking horse face!

Ewww! Is this a picture from Horse & Hound magazine? Because that is one ugly looking horse face!

If she wants another "blessed experience" I'll spread those cheeks and eat her "holy" ass out until she "prays" for me to stop! Then give her the most "uplifting" fuck she's ever had. God bless.

I have a drag queen Jesus doll I made.
So when you said that last bit, I imagined the words coming from his mouth.

"For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful," she said.

... but not beautiful enough that we can't do a little nip-tuck, right Heidi? God, I hate her. She gets fake breasts and hires a doctor to "fix" her face and she thinks she has the right to talk about God's work and how natural and beautiful it is? She should be so ashamed of herself. And so should Hugh-- even with a doctor's help she's nothing but a bleach-blond horsefaced bimbo starved for attention, and definitely not worth the front page of Playboy.

Her and Spencer need to be sodomized by the Hills Have Eyes freaks

Oh man, boy does she make Christians look BAD! Anyway, yes it's great to think the body is beautiful, God did make us naked, but then if you read your Bible you would know that the Garden of Eden and Eve and the forbidden fruit and them being ashamed of their bodies put a stop to nudity being ok. She's just trying to rationalize to herself that this was okay, when if she truly was a Christian she would know it wasn't okay. I don't think she is ugly by any means, but she sure is a flake. She is deluded herself into thinking she can sing and dance, all she does is flap her arms around and she CAN NOT SING. Her song lyrics are stupid as well. I do agree is she loved herself so much the way God made her then why get breast implants, a chin implant, fake teeth (when she didn't need them), dies her hair bottle blonde (the list goes on and on)? The saddest part is that she looked 100 times better before all those surgeries and procedures. However, ugly she is not and neither is Spencer for that matter, he's just mean and evil. Which also seems to be fake, b/c if you watched him on that reality show (the one they claimed tortured them) he said no one wants a nice guy they want a villain. So basically, he just admitted it was all fake and for TV. They are both fame-whores and should be very happy together b/c they fit so well 2gether. We have the ditsy blonde who can't make decisions on her own, kind of vulnerable, pretends to be Miss Innocent and then we have Mr. Evil who runs over her like she's a door mat, but in some sick twisted way I think he does care about her (or use her for fame, whichever lol), anyway he's like her protector (even though he really is causing her more grief than anything, but she doesn't see that.) He even speaks for her a lot of the time. So we have the submissive (her) and the dominate (him). If it works for them then Good, but I just wish that we didn't have to see every single thing they do. Like all their crazy publicity photo's of them dressed up on Easter with bunny ears or what have you. What I do not understand is if, they are REALLY married, but The Hills is FAKE and Scripted, then which is true? Who would marry someone just b/c the TV people tell you to? I don't get that! I do believe it's fake b/c his dad is supposedly some famous dentist out that way and you would assume would have the last name as Spencer and his sis Stephanie which is Pratt, but if you look up dentist out there u don't find any with that last name. So, are they using fake names? Is Spencer Pratt really his name? Are any of the Hills cast's names real? Is Stephanie really even Spencer's sister? I just wonder b/c it seems so fake.

number 50: Who's name also happens to be Brooke, which is not the same as number 52 which is me. You said "She should be so ashamed of herself. And so should Hugh-- even with a doctor's help she's nothing but a bleach-blond horsefaced bimbo starved for attention, and definitely not worth the front page of Playboy."

I just wanted to say to you that Hugh Hefner being ashamed, Yeah Right! Also, have you seen his latest girlfriends? I mean personally I never thought the ones on TGND were all the wonderful (they've had all kinds of plastic surgery done, just look at Holly's before and after pics, she was a dog before her surgeries and now she is much better), but the newest flock, especially the twins are just FUGLY. Most of the girls in his magazines are FAKE, bleached blondes bimbos that are starved for attention and a whole lot of them are not worthy of the cover. I guess the older he gets the more desperate he gets, because he went from girlfriends like Izabella St. James (who did write a tell all book, but still she was beautiful), Buffy Tyler, and The Bentley twins. Besides Izabella's tell all book there have been 2 others that I know of, one wrote by a woman that ALMOST was a girlfriend, but she didn't like the idea of sex with Hef (most of the girl's names are changed in this book) and then another by Hef's doctor's daughter that grew up pretty much in the mansion. If you read these books, you would be surprised by what goes on in that mansion, like for instance gay male porn playing on the TV's while the orgies are going on and the girl's having to participate in the orgies even if they are on their periods, no forms of protection are being used and the girls aren't being checked for potential STD's. So, no I don't think Mr. Hugh Hefner is any kind of pillar for morality or good taste for that matter (not anymore anyway). Just look at all the terrible things people are saying about that poor girl's looks that was killed by Ryan from Megan wants a Millionaire. To put it nicely they say she isn't pretty, but in a much more vulgar manner. I think Heidi looks just as good if not better than a lot of girls that he's put on the cover of Playboy.

I would rather have Tori Spelling pose next time. Get Lost Mr and Mrs Pratt

I would rather have Tori Spelling pose next time. Get Lost Mr and Mrs Pratt

Playboy is paying Heidi Montag $500k to take her clothes off and show some tits. That is $250k per breast. I have seen about 1,000 bikini shots of Heidi and her breasts are nice but not worth $250k each, just to look at in a magazine. Hell, they are not worth that to hold and fondle them. Las Vegas is full of Heidi Montag’s that you can probably have for a few hundred bucks. These ladies will most likely make it worth your while as well. They seem to be very accommodating here. It is such a nice town.

Still, we will lump Heidi into our Duncan’s ladies category in anticipation of seeing her breasts in the next couple of weeks. Magazine hits the newsstands somewhere around August 23rd I believe. Heidi has been leaking copies of it earlier though. She is quite the little high society elite isn’t she. One thing is for sure, she does like posing on all fours. That alone means she can’t be all bad right?

http://journalstone.com/2009/08/09/heidi-montag-playboy-pictures/

Does this hag EVER shut her fucking pie hole?

I was a little hungover when I created Heidi and I don't blame her for going under the knife. Plastic surgeons are demigods!

I was a little hungover when I created Heidi and I don't blame her for going under the knife. Plastic surgeons are demigods!