Aug 20 2009Heidi Montag is a pain in Miss Universe's ass

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Can someone please put a stop to reporting about these losers. i have never met a more disturbing representation to fame whoring in my life and everyone continues to keep them relative. I, and the rest of the world want it to end. THEY SUCK......

Hell yeah, this is our ticket to get this skank some intergalactic anal raping! Nobody tell her this year's prize is a space shuttle ride, one way, into the depths of space for eternity! The writing on the side won't say NASA. It will say 'Hello aliens, I fuch like a champ!" Spencer can stand on the launch pad and make sure the booster rockets fire up properly! Win!

Butter face.

Heidi is looking pretty porky in these pictures. Maybe she needs to lose about 15-20? She used to have such a beautiful body but now she's just looking gross.

Oh, great!
Miss Universe fires pageants who have done Playboy, but they let this bimbo who just did Playboy play a part in the show???!!!

I love all this vapid poses for the camera ... *wretch* ... what's she going to do at the pageant ?? Sing ?? Lord God help us all.

I really don't think she looks bad.. Apparently she has personality issues.

Pam, your either about to die due to anorexia or your incredibly jealous.

i hope the latter. she is the perfect weight for her body...well except her head...im craving peanuts all the sudden

id put in in her pooper

You know what's funny? judging by these pictures her dance routine has ripped off other good artist's dance routines. i was suprised to hear that miss universe was going to give her horse-voice fame whoring monstrosity a chance. maybe they are all deaf or haven't heard or sing yet? that or they are counting on her to be a disaster thus getting more viewers. haha

Pam... YOU ARE AN IDIOT! GO EAT A BURGER!

If all you media morons would stop taking picturesof these two non-entities and writing about them, they would go away. You just encourage them when you acknowledge them in any manner. They should go. Now.

is there ever a time when her woofer ain't agape? can she SHUT her mouth?

anybody else wondering why her back up dancers are like 70?

Don't worry Pam, the rest of us understand sarcasm when we read it.

I don't often wish for people to die, but these two....

Thank you #17....I was hoping I wasn't the only one who caught onto Pam's SARCASM. Man, the only thing Heidi has going for her...is from the neck down. Her body is hot...but that FACE. Ugh, it really is annoying to look at lol.

I excessively comment on things I "hate" and don't want to see on this site.

i am hoping that Pam is being sarcastic, or she needs to follow mischa's footsteps to the loony bin.

Delgo, me too! Asswipe!

Pageant officials deserve everything they get for being stupid enough to hire this talentless twat to "perform" at the pageant in the first place.

It's like inviting a murderer to have dinner at your house and then getting mad when he rapes and murders your children.

Poor analogy? Shut up.

She's nothing compare to my Bar!

Heidi's bod looks great in these shots. So Spencer's job these days is to just hang on Heidi's coattails while pimping her out?

Yeah, I smell divorce by 2011.

Heidi is just about ready for a sextape now.

Also, unlike the 'fake Martina' above, I will not attempt to link the appeal of Bar's (or Heidi's) ass with Israeli-Palestinian politics.

Heidi is the epitome of butterface-dom. HOT HOT HOT body, face not-so-much. Not that I'm hotter, but I'm not making my career out of it :)

Why is she performing at Miss Universe? I know its not as classy as Miss World but they aren't exactly holding up a role model for these women by using a total contradiction as their performer. They keep de-crowning chicks for drinking and girl on girl action but then they associate with a super-Christian Playboy model who is vapid and sells images of her body as her main form of income?! Better than selling access to the body, but not exactly the moral high ground...

I wish Spencer had the balls to gut that bitch and stuff her in a suitcase.

"Scheduled to perform?" Perform what??

Heidi's dance routine is not original and belongs more in a strip club rather than in a pageant. The pageant officials are getting ripped out...dumbasses.

she is pretty but a little too skinny need to gain about 5 to 10 pounds and she would b sexy as hell with an even more plump backside and very nice thighs

You'd have to pay me to talk to her, but I'd grudge-fuck her until her eyes popped out.

I wish I didn't know this. Now I am afraid I might seek out what will surely be the worst pageant of all time just to see what kind of a train wreck this surgically created shell would put on. I think I need a shower.

Pam. you're a betch..... porky? C'MON now.... not even close. lets see your pick miss. pammy piggy

Pam. you're a betch..... porky? C'MON now.... not even close. lets see your pic miss. pammy piggy

she really let herself go after she married spencer...damn

lol she's an amateur. We should all enjoy that she will be performing on tv like this. It's going to be a mess and she'll have to deal with the embarrassing aftermath of jokes. It's ok Heidi. While the entire country is laughing at you, you can be assured your husband will threaten each and every person who is taking part. What a douche.

Sounds like a bunch of sweathogs in here trying to defend their queen. Soooey! Heidi is gross and looks like a balloon.

guess i won't be watching the pageant this year...

Pam- I don't think she's fat., she looks preggers to me.

Who cares about Miss Universe, and why would anyone pay these two barfbags to show up at their own funerals?

I'm skeptical of this story.

I don't recall any other instances of demanding, diva-wannabe behavior from either one of them appearing....oh wait, hang on a minute.

I don't think she's fat, but I'm making a note not to see show that under any circumstances.

She's not fat, but her belly does seem to be sticking out a tiny bit. Either she just ate or she's pregnant with the world's most useless, stupid, vapid, annoying child that will ever be spawned. Ugh, these kinds of people should be sterilized.

Trump and co. act like the Miss Universe Pagaent is some amazingly prestigious contest, but year after year the only talent they can pull in are B-listers like Mario Lopez, Mel B, and Heidi.

here's what i would do.....i'd stuff a sock in her mouth to shut her up. put a bag over head to cover her ugly face. hate fuck her until she wasn't able to walk. then leave her there with the bag on her head and the sock in her mouth.

yep.

I'd really love to be a big pain in Heidi's ass. Over and over and over again until her dumpster was full!

She may be a pain in the ass, but she has a nice ass! That's about the only desireable thing about her.

It is funny in some of the pictures she is hamming it up for the camera and he skin on her face looks flawless, but in other pictures that are truly are candid action shots you can see what looks like a pizza all over her face!!!

Every time I see someone on here or on the geekologie forum use the words vapid, insipid, or banal I die a little inside.

how on earth is she fat?
I don't like Heidi but I dislike people making ridiculous comments about body weight... bearing mind the average weight for a us woman is 163 lb and she is no where near that I think it's a ridiculous comment to make.

I am going to vomit - WHY DOES THIS PIECE OF TALENTLESS SHIT GET SO GODAMNNED MUCH FUCKING ATTENTION?

That is a killer body! She has obviously worked very hard on her body. Now she only needs to work on the personality and intellect.

*sighs* damn trumps lost his freeking mind..

If anyone should be stuffed in a suitcase......

is this bitch for real. NO thanks i would never want to look like horse face. someone needs to assassinate these morons

I would shoot Spencern Pratt with a hunting rifle.

@6
Are you fucking kidding me? You think she is overweight? Go get a therapist, you bulemic loser.

I love that you said LABIA FLAPS instead of balls!!!
Balls aren't really that tough are they?
I usually say "uterus" because anything that can hold a baby for nine months can beat wimpy ass balls anytime.

omg this couple is just plaine sick who in their right mind would ask to get paid to lay by the pool i can not believe she supports him and "loves" him these two people really make me sick please stop posting about them!!! they are vile and sick fame seeking good for nothing losers .... go away you two dumb horrible people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY.........

WTF were the execs @ Universe thinking???

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

She's hot, and I'd like to have sex with her.

Dis beetch...she need me and my bros to give her da 3-way ride to da moon! 3 big black snakes stuffed in every orifice...with mine being the biggest and baddest shoved right up her poop hole...den we would all pull out at once and give dis white pig a nice face wash...den we would do the same to dat pansy ass faggot "Spencer for Hire"....!

Dear Editor,
I thought we decided that you weren't going to post anything about this ass?

Dear Editor,
I thought we decided that you weren't going to post anything about this ass? I really enjoyed not seeing her face or her husbands for a month or so. Please stop taking money from her.
Thank you.

For what are these two famous for?

The reality outside the studios is a bit different?

They've probably a couple of millions by now and that's why they think they're in charge!?

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sheggggggggggggggggggg i want to fly like the ang she is such a bitch and a whore i want to fuck her in her big boobs she is the only girl for me in the end of my life in the en she is the big pussy

looks fucking hot.

I don't know about anyone else but these two are seriously getting on my last nerve! They are so gross! Just the mention of their names makes me want to vomit! I mean really, they are so money hungry and think they are above everyone else it's ridiculous!

The reason they are calling her fat is simple.. her stomach is sticking out. (that does not mean she is fat though)

Whether you think she is fat or not she is a bit of a weird shape in skin tight things. I guess that's what happens when you see photos of real women who are not photoshopped, you notice that their stomach is sticking out, either from plain breathing or (slight) bloating that all women get because they are women. If her stomach was not concave in her photoshoots then maybe people would not be surprised to see her actual body. Or you know, her face. Yuck.

What exact sports bra is she wearing does anyone know? Because I am curious of the power, as to how her insanely large implants look pratically flat (on the 8th one for example).

Everytime I see these two I think maybe the Taliban was right.

Just kidding DHS!

See? I like these pics better than those Playboy pics. Maybe this pageant will finally destroy their attention whoring schemes once and for all.

I'd scrog her in the poopchute with my schlong... Heidi, if you want some of that anal lovin' you've been cravin', give me a call. I'll hump your ass like a wild stallion you horse faced, beyotch. You won't poop for a couple of days, but it will be the best fudge packin' you ever had...

I would shoot Spencern Pratt with a hunting rifle. Heidi Montag is a pain in Miss Universe's ass.

Heidi is an idiot, and so is Spencer. Can anyone remind me why they are famous again??

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Does this hag EVER shut her fucking pie hole?

id still fuck the hell out of her she's smoking hott. no way spencer's hitting that right