Aug 27 2009Geri Halliwell in a bikini
Here's Geri "Ginger Space" Halliwell on vacation in St. Tropez yesterday. I don't even think the Spice Girls are relevant anymore, but notice that's not stopping me from posting these pics. It's like I'm Superman but with photos of breasts instead of the ability to bend steel with my bare hands. Like I know anybody with steel beams just laying around. That's retarded.

Reader Comments
1. chupa - August 27, 2009 1:20 PM
um, like aren't you supposed to be wearing a life vest when you're on a boat? totes not safe, ging.
2. rose - August 27, 2009 1:21 PM
i misS her! first comment! yey
3. sin - August 27, 2009 1:21 PM
Still a very bangable body.
4. chupa - August 27, 2009 1:21 PM
um, like aren't you supposed to be wearing a life vest when you're on a boat? totes not safe, ging.
5. james - August 27, 2009 1:23 PM
dat ass
also, first
6. John - August 27, 2009 1:23 PM
YES, YES!! There IS a God!!! I would do things to this woman that make me blush...
7. nardxcore - August 27, 2009 1:25 PM
i'd hit it
8. ROUGH Daddy - August 27, 2009 1:25 PM
She may look like Dame Edna without make up but shes the hottest of the shrill artists...
9. Tom K - August 27, 2009 1:29 PM
She is still hot! I always had a thing for this red head. Something about her is sexy!
10. xman - August 27, 2009 1:30 PM
It's still hit that shit..
11. Louier - August 27, 2009 1:31 PM
Man.. I bang that british butt.. pound..by.. pound..get it?
12. oscar - August 27, 2009 1:33 PM
damn.. for an old broad she looks pretty damn good. too bad she doesnt seem to do anything any more, i think she'd look hot in her old spice girl outfits
13. Captain_Insano - August 27, 2009 1:55 PM
Decent body, but that belly button makes me want to claw my eyes out.
Pregnancy ruins all! Say no to kids, the other sexually transmitted disease!
14. Deacon Jones - August 27, 2009 1:57 PM
@13
I concur. I would make her cover up Mr. Penis Head prior to letting her ride me
15. Alli Watermelon - August 27, 2009 1:57 PM
Cute swimsuit..but her tops are always way too small. Side boob can be sexy...underboob..not so much.
16. Jordana - August 27, 2009 2:02 PM
Geri looks great! So do her hair extensions...are you watching, celebs with awful and obvious extensions?? More extensions that actually look real at:
http://www.jordanalorraine.com
17. spicy - August 27, 2009 2:04 PM
#15... who cares what size top this woman is wearing. she looks so fucking sexy.
i hope i look like that when im her age, damn ginger spice!
18. Operators Standing By - August 27, 2009 2:14 PM
Just Spread It! Wet It! And Forget It!
19. Marc - August 27, 2009 2:15 PM
Well she looks quite fuckable for a 50 year old.
20. solitaire - August 27, 2009 2:26 PM
She looks great.
21. Jimboooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009 2:32 PM
I love inhaling the sweet intoxicating aroma of farts expelled by aging pop queens whilst lounging on yachts and wearing blue striped bikini bottoms. My nickname for this Spice Girl would be Cinnamon Spice, because that's the scent my olfactory receptors imagine would match her flatulent aroma - But wait! what's that you're saying to me brain? Hmmm.... for some reason, a hint of pure madagascar vanilla bean is wafting into the scent profile as well? Oh, my panties are becoming moisty at the thought.
Ya feelz me biatchez?
22. cracka ass - August 27, 2009 2:38 PM
yum i'd lick it
23. Kim - August 27, 2009 2:38 PM
Ugh. Looks like an old mom. No tone, wrinkled, hair like straw. Withered.
24. The Original Shawn - August 27, 2009 3:05 PM
She does it for me. Always has.
25. Ned - August 27, 2009 3:10 PM
That gut looks awful. For someone who has every financial incentive to look good, she sure is a sloppy mess. She has the right parts (cans, ass) but she's let them just fall apart in a loose, fleshy wreck.
26. RD - August 27, 2009 3:10 PM
PLEASE next time you get your botox and fake tan schedule an outtie-ectomy.
TIS LONG OVERDUE.
27. ME09 - August 27, 2009 3:59 PM
HEY CAPTAIN - INSAINO....YOU ARE AN IDIOT ....I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD THAT BRINGS ME JOY EVERYDAY THAN TO KEEP A "HOT" BODY AND DEPRIVE MYSELF OF THAT LOVE JUST SO PERVERTS LIKE YOU CAN SAY YOU THINK GIRLS LOOKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PARENTHOOD ......YOU R RIDICULOUS
28. MEAGAIN09 - August 27, 2009 4:02 PM
TO CAPTAIN -INSANO..........U R AN IDIOT...TO SAY THAT WOMAN SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS TO KEEP THEIR SHAPE IS JUST PLAIN SELFISH AND RETARDED...I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD NY DAY OF THE WEEK INSTEAD OF A "HOT BOD" SOME PEOPLE ARE SO SELFISH AND ONLY THINK LOOKS MATTER IN THIS WORLD ....GROW UP
29. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 27, 2009 4:41 PM
Excellent underboob.
30. Captain_Insano - August 27, 2009 5:49 PM
ME09:
Actually, I just fucking hate kids. Especially yours.
31. Walter - August 27, 2009 8:06 PM
How old is she? MILF!!
32. Walter - August 27, 2009 8:07 PM
How old is she? MILF!!
33. Walter - August 27, 2009 8:07 PM
How old is she? MILF!!
34. Walter - August 27, 2009 8:26 PM
How old is she? MILF!!
35. Walter - August 27, 2009 8:26 PM
How old is she? MILF!!
36. mfbinc - August 27, 2009 9:32 PM
STILL HOT!!!!
37. The Crosspatch - August 27, 2009 10:11 PM
Butterface...
38. Steve - August 27, 2009 10:21 PM
"23. Kim - August 27, 2009 2:38 PM
Ugh. Looks like an old mom. No tone, wrinkled, hair like straw. Withered."
Shut the fuck up, you jealous cunt. Funny how 90% of those posting seem to think she looks hella good for her age, except the skank of a female who wishes she had 1/10000 of the attention ....I know, I know, youre the hottest piece in Idaho, you look better than she does, and wouldnt give any guy on here the time of day, blah blah blah.
Did I mention shut the fuck up? Jealous cunt?
39. Steve - August 27, 2009 10:24 PM
And as far as the 'not toned' comment? That just shows how jealous you really are.....she aint a 19 yr old gym rat, but she sure as fuck stayed in shape for MILF thats her age.....and if you dont see any tone, in that ass, or elsewhere, youre just fucking dumb.
40. Sickitten - August 27, 2009 11:48 PM
You're nothing special. Go sit down. Looks like I'm gonna have to submit my pics to this website. Geesh.
41. Fleshlight Reviews - August 28, 2009 12:17 AM
Now that's an ugly woman.... Her husband should get a fleshlight! :)
42. Narcissist - August 28, 2009 4:21 AM
I don't think sun exposure is helping her skin much.
@ 16 - Are these better than Lohans extensions? I don't understand.
43. IRONMANAuatralia - August 28, 2009 7:36 AM
Spice Girls not relevant?
Fuck you. The Spice Girls' rise to fame was the central purpose of the Lord's creation - and don't you goddamned forget it!
Geri has a heavy reckoning to answer for her betrayal of the Spice Girls Industrial Complex back in 1998 when they were steamrolling the entire world with their awesomeness.
Smart move Halliwell, hope you're enjoying the pay cut.
44. Shamus O'Hara - August 28, 2009 7:56 AM
She is no spring chicken but I would hit it ! Nice Cougar
45. IVEBECOMEWHATIALWAYSHATED - August 28, 2009 8:43 AM
wtf is up with the wrinkles in her face ;-x someone needs botox
46. Galtacticus - August 28, 2009 3:57 PM
It looks like that she's on a yacht.But the truth is that she's in a playpen.She isn't allowed to come out untill she has finished her tea.
47. kllovekate - August 29, 2009 10:32 AM
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48. kllovekate - August 29, 2009 10:32 AM
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
49. ME09 - August 30, 2009 10:56 AM
HEY CAPTAIN INSANO........oooohhhh captain insano is a real winner guys ....talkin smack about kids ......u r 2 freakin cool !!!!!! well you never have to worry about anything because i doubt there is a broad stupid enough in this world to ever make u a father so go be lonely and pathetic for the rest of your life ...its ok we understand !!!!!!!!! ur a looser
50. ME09 - August 30, 2009 10:56 AM
HEY CAPTAIN INSANO........oooohhhh captain insano is a real winner guys ....talkin smack about kids ......u r 2 freakin cool !!!!!! well you never have to worry about anything because i doubt there is a broad stupid enough in this world to ever make u a father so go be lonely and pathetic for the rest of your life ...its ok we understand !!!!!!!!! ur a looser
51. ME09 - August 30, 2009 10:56 AM
HEY CAPTAIN INSANO........oooohhhh captain insano is a real winner guys ....talkin smack about kids ......u r 2 freakin cool !!!!!! well you never have to worry about anything because i doubt there is a broad stupid enough in this world to ever make u a father so go be lonely and pathetic for the rest of your life ...its ok we understand !!!!!!!!! ur a looser