Aug 18 2009Eric Dane didn't have a threesome, he just filmed naked chicks (Now with video)

Not first

Eh.

First. I like boobs.

Freak.

Man,

You'd expect for someone called "Mr McDreamy" that this guy would be eating 10s for breakfast, not fucking around with Flapjack McTits and Cone woman here....

And I believe them when they say they didnt fuck. Sure!

Smokers suck...even naked smokers.

I hope they didn't drive over any little Latin boys on their way home.

Meh...I remember when Rebecca Gayheart used to hot.

Was this entire thing taken on a cellphone because for Hollywood actor-types they have a crappy camera.

The dude needs to invest in a Flip HD minimum. LOL

Those are some mighty fine titties.

You mean it is not true? Well if they say so. Or maybe they didnt remember if anything took place.

You mean it is not true? Well if they say so. Or maybe they didnt remember if anything took place.

Rebecca walks naked all over France. Anyone who hasn't seen her boobs has on a blindfold.

And as for you geniuses who think that your "sex tape" will be private -- you're an idiot.

I can even tell you. Any of you bitches stay at my house and take off your clothes you will be filmed. If you're famous you will not get paid you will just be naked for millions of men to jerk off too. You will still come to my house, use drugs and take off all your clothes and smile at the camera I am holding.

I see bubbles! Rebecca looks like she was dropping some mc steamies in the bathwater...Youre telling me Mc Dopey couldnt get a Madam and his drunk wife to make out at least?

Dane is not looking so great, put out the real hard-drive buddy!

Real men in a bathroom with two naked women get blow jobs.

it must have smelled horrible in that bathroom. smokers fucking stink like ass. her tits are nothing special. they're nice, but nothing worth really looking at.

Geeze, you know you have at least a few female readers who might have liked to for ONCE get a peek at the guy's goods, but noooooo...I had to go somewhere else to see that. So why didn't you post at least one revealing shot of the most well known of the trio?

Boobs make everything better.

Gayheart is gross, she's the typical sour-vag cigarette smoking blonde http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/

Gayheart is gross, she's the typical sour-vag cigarette smoking blonde http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/racial-profiling-leads-to-better-sex/

Why is it rich people always seem to have such crap cameras? Most celeb videos and pics they do themselves always have about the same quality as amateur UFO and ghost hunter pictures. Blurry as hell and out of focus. I've seen better footage of aliens running around some guys yard at night looking for something to probe then the stuff on most celeb videos. Celebs should stop fucking around with crappy cell phone cams and get a decent SLR camera or HD Camcorder! lol

@19

Lol...that page was hilarious...and so true!

Yea! Noxema Chick titties! If this were 1992, I'd be whacking it furiously over these.

Aw, to hell with it. May as well make up for lost time....

Kari Ann Peniche has some eye pleasing areolas and nipples not to mention tit as well! I like 'em!

Can't figure out McFlabby here, is he flacid or semi-hard? either way he is average, so.... down the toilet goes the fantasy of Greys Anatomy's fans.

... wait a minute, upon a 2nd viewing....

Yeah, McWhatever is not a shower but above average and thick, he might get really McThick when hard and when he is not as shitfaced and high as he is here... oh, and it's uncut.

* THE MORE YOU KNOW! *

Thanks for setting the record straight, people just scream "sex tape" at anything. People naked, getting high =/= SEX TAPE.

Nice video!

How to make a threesome boring by Dr. McDouche. Well, at least we saw some titties and it wasn't Dr. Phil.

Eric Dane. Man! Maybe he should be featured in those Dos Equis commercials.

no sex involved? yeah of course, because everybody at a party walks around naked and play in the spa, I do that with all my friends when they come over.
you silly ppl

Miss Teen USA What'shername is apparently a high priced madam now. Or so says Gawker. Was she working this night?

That's what I want to know, too, #32.

omg.
what are they talking about?

that was weiiiiiiiird.

Ok, I've seen a lot of vag in my life. And this is pretty good vag. I am a vag man. I liked them shaved with tight lips. And they taste clean when these chicks stop smoking. But the peen on that dude is nothing. I got twice the peen and then some. But I coulds eat a storm between them legs on them gals. Nice vag. Thanks. I like vag.

Didn't rebecca gayheart kill some little kid with her car because she was talking on her cell phone, and then got in another car accident shortly after that? It wasn't a white kid though, so I guess it's no biggie.

I sucked him off once. Not bad. He obviously drinks coconut juice.

Those boobs will look like a couple flapjack pancakes in 5 years. Very unimpressed. Youth is wasted on the dumb and rich.

That Kari Ann Penis chick's tits remind me of my girlfriends. Gayheart's fail to impress...
The Rake
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That stupid cunt wife of his is such a whore -- she smokes, therefore she pokes. She's probably banged half of Hornywood.

Gayheart - if you blow me, I'll take back the comments. You ugly flapjack-titted sow.

So you can show tits and cock, hear the word cocaine, see 3 high fools engage in some sort of lazy 3-way, but you have to censor the word f**k? right. that's how you bring it down to a PG rating.

OF COURSE they are swingers,of course he banged them both. ALL OF HOLLYWOOD is fucking shit ass crazy. All the stories they say the mags make up are NOTHING compared to the truth. They live WAY crazier shit than we ever hear about thanks to high paid lawyers and all the money they have to hide and bribe.

Why the fuck do these celebretards assclowns think wew ere born yesterday LIES LIES LIES, celebs are professional liars. ``Oh I never cheated with that woman, Oh I'm sober now, oh I never drive drunk, oh I`m retiring for good now, oh we arent dating, oh nothing is going on with my costar,oh I never had plastic surgery, oh there is no sex tape, oh I didn`t leak the tape someone else did`` AND NOW ``oh I taped my naked wife, my naked McSwampy manpig self and a former naked miss teen USA in a bathroom ready to jacuzzi together, but nothing else happened and I totaly didn`t fuck them both all night long and watch them get off on each other.``

HELLO this is cleary one of many tapes. They fucked before this and they all fucked after and this couple does this shit with MANY women. You fucking thik that after this they all just played monopoly and went to bed. Naked monopoly maybe. They probably agreed to let Mindy Mcwhitetrash release this tame part of the tape because they would all benefit from the 15mins of extra scandal fame without too much credibily damage (people expect far worse these days). I will say that for celebrity swingers they have the personalities of wet newspaper, but i guess not everyone can be Bill Cliton.

This is what celebs and wannabes do now, it`all about pulicity. Everyone knows now that you don`t make a sex tape unless you want others to see it. Also women only smoke naked in the company of other naked people after or in between fuckings. So again they ALL FUCKED. It was a steamy McThreesome.The End.

Too much talk, not enough uh-uh-uh.

We all can't be genetic wonders (like me) but those who aren't sure have a lot of nerve trying to bed in the spotlight.

This girl is hot! I would love to be in her panties.

I love these pictures. Would love to see full version of this video

She has a cunt the size of the lincon tunnell!

#36 correct-she killed someone-. say no more.

@ 42

Yeah, you pretty much summed it up perfectly. Hollywood is filled with pretentious famewhoring assclowns.

Looks like someone is saying that X is the best drug out there...

Mc. Steamy is up to Mc. Naughty. You see how these people live and you want to puke. What Mc. Douche bags!!

Mc. Steamy is up to Mc. Naughty. You see how these people live and you want to puke. What Mc. Douche bags!!

NOTE - 35 seconds into the video, Eric Dane is sporting a briefly visible mangina.

You're welcome. Now, get the lotion ready and have at yourselves.

i want to see a better pic of his dick
more cock less boobs
he can lick my clit any time

@45:

Do you think they would fit you?

Wow. They are the most boring people on the planet. They even make a threesome look tiresome.
Well, I think I'm off to watch something far more interesting, entertaining, and sexy- like The Golden Girls.

I don't know who Eric Dane is, but this is hardly a 'sex tape'. This is three incredibly boring naked people on a drug bender. My friends and I did weirder shit than that in college on a weekly basis, we just had the good sense not to film it.

Lame.

Nice tatas and dong though. Just sayin.

Whoa, you can see those people's privacy areas!

She looks like she likes to be abused.

"They live WAY crazier shit than we ever hear about "

Somehow I believe this is true. It's kind of intriguing, seeing a video like this...You know, thinking, what goes on "beyond the smiles on the red carpet".

Although, I guarantee that Eric McDouche leaked this video on purpose...just to show to the world what a stud he is, even if they don't fuck on camera.

And the reason this is referred to as a "sex tape" (even though nobody's having any sex), is because nudity is still some sort of taboo.

@21

It's pretty obvious why all the celeb sex tapes are bad quality. Because it is all planned out and they want the fame of/from having a 'sex tape' without showing too much. Do you really think that these are not planned? All of them are. And do you really think that they were going to essentially give the whole world HD high quality porn featuring famous actors and singers ?? Noo......
Do they film their trips to France and Italy with this same, can't make out much.. shitty quality?? err no. I would not be surprised if it was filmed in good quality then altered to make the footage less clear.

The photo is a little blurry.

Who knows it's true on not.

I found a dimple on her face.

It's clear that old Noxzema chick is a little uncomfortable in this and that Eric Dane is really digging the Playboy chick more than his wife. I bet Noxzema girl only pretends to be bi so that she can hold on to McSteamy. Jeez, he's a smooth one isn't he? Still, he is incredibly hot. What drugs were they on? I thought I heard mention of coke but it seems like X by the way they're acting.

I'm pretty sure these Hollywood marriages only last if the wife is or pretends to be bi. It's not like these hot movie stars guys are capable of being monogamous. Hell, I don't blame them!

Wow he is such a naughty man i love him.Thank god i found a source to watch after doing hell of searching
http://eric-dane-nude-tape-video.blogspot.com/

GROSS! LOOKS LIKE A NUDE DRUGGIE PARTY IF YOU ASK ME.. THIS WOMAN (REBECA) JUST KEEPS MESSING HER SHIT UP, WHY WOULD A SEEMINGLY NORMAL GUY MARRY SUCH A DOUCHE BAG? IS THIS NOT THE SAME WOMAN WHO KILLED A 9YEAR OLD BOY BECAUSE SHE WAS IN A HURRY TO GET HOME AND SMOKE CRACK? WHY PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HER I HAVE NO CLUE SHE IS A LOSER CRACK HEAD BABY KILLER AND I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL. i CAN ONLY HOPE HER HUSBAND WAKES UP ONE DAY AND SEES HER FOR THE LOOSER DRUGGIE SHE REALLY IS..

GROSS! LOOKS LIKE A NUDE DRUGGIE PARTY IF YOU ASK ME.. THIS WOMAN (REBECA) JUST KEEPS MESSING HER SHIT UP, WHY WOULD A SEEMINGLY NORMAL GUY MARRY SUCH A DOUCHE BAG? IS THIS NOT THE SAME WOMAN WHO KILLED A 9YEAR OLD BOY BECAUSE SHE WAS IN A HURRY TO GET HOME AND SMOKE CRACK? WHY PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HER I HAVE NO CLUE SHE IS A LOSER CRACK HEAD BABY KILLER AND I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL. i CAN ONLY HOPE HER HUSBAND WAKES UP ONE DAY AND SEES HER FOR THE LOOSER DRUGGIE SHE REALLY IS..

I found a dimple on her face. We all can't be genetic wonders (like me) but those who aren't sure have a lot of nerve trying to bed in the spotlight.

I found a dimple on her face. We all can't be genetic wonders (like me) but those who aren't sure have a lot of nerve trying to bed in the spotlight.

What's wild is in the full length version of this video Kari says her whole credit card number out loud plus expiration date while she's on the phone. So mostlikely, Kari didn't want that released.

He knows how to spend his free time!? Isn't it?

They just like to spend sum quality time?

ewwwww! wait a minute! when you smoke your poozel smells 'sour'???? ughhhh

For fuck sakes Fish, would you fix it so we only have to do one click to see the uncensored pics? This shit of having to click three times is a pain in the ass. Egotastic does it, why cant you?

Ok these 3 are on coke and weed atleast. Eric and Kari Ann can handle their drugs better than Rebecca. She's throwed! And my ass they didn't fuck! They had a wild crazy night and I'm jealous and miss those crazy sex days. My husband and I only get crazy when on vaca these days b/c we're now parents and life just happens... Never done a 3some though... we do fine just the 2 of us. NEVER do a sex tape people! It ALWAYS comes out... don't be dumb.

Celebrities are all fucking whores! Can't they all just die of overdoses already.

Celebrities are all fucking whores! Can't they all just die of overdoses already.

Celebrities are all fucking whores! Can't they all just die of overdoses already.

I would bet it's x. Mr. Dane likes his x and he likes to mix his drugs.

I would bet it's x. Mr. Dane likes his x and he likes to mix his drugs.

I would bet it's x. Mr. Dane likes his x and he likes to mix his drugs.

eewwww - I know he is hot, but he is creepy. He reminds me of my friends husband - who is also too good looking for his own good - who tries to fuck everything in site when he is drunk and trys to compliment you in what he thinks is a sexy voice. eewww - I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Plus, I thought he'd be bigger.

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B O R I N G.....like watching paint (with boobs) dry.

Eric Dane! I would bet it's x. Mr. Dane likes his x and he likes to mix his drugs.

Rebecca Gayheart is the next celebrity to hit the sex tape industry. Granted there is not really any sex in the tape but there is her naked man Eric Dane and the former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. I wonder want Mr. Trump would have to say about Kari Ann. Isn’t she a prostitute now? I wonder if she is doing it in good taste. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Damn, Eric Dane not only gets to look so damn hunky but he sits around with his wife (who is hot) and apparently other hot naked women as well. Can somebody tell me where in the hell I took a wrong turn? Life just doesn’t seem fair.

http://journalstone.com/2009/08/17/rebecca-gayheart-does-a-threesome/

ugh there was no sex in this "sex tape" wtf mcsteamys shit is soft

Damn, and i used to think Rebecca Gayheart was hot.

lol i fucking love that it bleeps out here swearing WHILE showing her topless