Aug 4 2009Christina Hendricks does Esquire
Here's Christina Hendrick posing for Esquire to coincide with the season premiere of Mad Men. Just to prove how insane of a bombshell Christina is, I've managed to turn several female coworkers into lesbians just by showing them these pics. Though some might say seeing me lick my monitor in the process may have been a factor. But, seriously, how else do you set the ambiance? Michael Bolton music?

Reader Comments
1. R Diddy - August 4, 2009 11:29 AM
FIRST!!!
2. lisa - August 4, 2009 11:35 AM
really not that hot
3. Robert Moody - August 4, 2009 11:36 AM
I totally love Christina Hendricks. She is the hottest actress in Mad Men. Her charachter, Joan, wears those pointy bras worn during the 60's and her outfitss are always fitted. Her bosy is amazing but her face and skin are unreal.
4. Arthur Kade's Ballbag - August 4, 2009 11:37 AM
Anyone else want to fuck her?
5. STFU! - August 4, 2009 11:38 AM
Lisa, isn't your Haagen Daz melting? You might want to go fetch it then have a heart attack in the process because that chick is FUCKING HOT!
Goddamn Jabba women....
6. HealthyThinspiration - August 4, 2009 11:41 AM
Beautiful pictures! Love how this woman has curves.
7. farles chew - August 4, 2009 11:41 AM
"Body like a luxury liner"
I got nothing else to add.
8. Oliver Twisted - August 4, 2009 11:49 AM
Please Sir, can I have some more?
9. Dr Truth - August 4, 2009 11:49 AM
Very nice.
10. Dr. Dork - August 4, 2009 11:57 AM
Check her out in episodes 6 & 11 of Firefly, wowza. She makes me feel all funny inside. http://www.hulu.com/firefly
11. Venom - August 4, 2009 11:57 AM
Nice rack. Don't know if they're real or not, though. In fact I know nothing of this woman, at all.
Need to see some candid pics for a better assessment on whether she has achieved uber hottie status or not.
12. Giggles - August 4, 2009 11:58 AM
I LOVE her character and I LOVE Mad Men. Everybody -- ya gotta watch it.
13. Erica - August 4, 2009 11:58 AM
Coworkers?
14. The Jerk - August 4, 2009 11:59 AM
As quoted from the retarded cop.."BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!"
15. Shea - August 4, 2009 11:59 AM
lotion please...
16. The Bisexual - August 4, 2009 12:00 PM
I love other women for a reason. And that, my friends, is one of them. Mmm purrrarrrrr.
17. Crusty - August 4, 2009 12:00 PM
Lisa (and any subsequent posters who wrongly proclaim that this chick isn't hot), jealousy is an extrodanarily ugly thing. Christina Hendrick is undeniably gorgeous. For goodness sakes, look hard and deep and find ONE flaw.
18. Sam - August 4, 2009 12:07 PM
She needs to develop saddlebag thighs and a wide-but-flat ass, like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then she'll be normal and healthy...and (fat) girls will get all emotional defending her.
19. Venom - August 4, 2009 12:08 PM
After careful and thorough google evaluation of some candid photographs, the verdict is still out. The breast area looks very much real. I am however having problems with the facial area. At times she looks like Ashlee Simpson (after the nose job,) others like Rose McGowan (before the surgeries,) and in others she looks like the Jigsaw doll from the Saw franchise... in other words, she looks best without a shitload of makeup on.
Overall I approve. More please.
20. Balls McCoy - August 4, 2009 12:09 PM
Pretty conservative shoot for one of the hottest chicks on TV. Speaking of licking my monitor... Which port do I stick my junk in?
21. Johnny Lava - August 4, 2009 12:14 PM
@4 Me :) oh I can't wait (fap fap fap) XO
22. Venom - August 4, 2009 12:18 PM
In these pics she looks like Joss Stone. I'm so confused...
... regardless, this specimen is built to get dicked hard for hours. And when she can't take it anymore, it's a long rough anal session til the sun comes up.
23. Inmate #2648927 - August 4, 2009 12:20 PM
Amazing boobs. Isn't technology wonderful.
24. Kempo - August 4, 2009 12:28 PM
Jessica Wabbit in the flesh!
25. HealthyThinspiration - August 4, 2009 12:31 PM
Beautiful! Love how this woman has curves and flaunts em.
26. WHAT ChHRISTINA ACTUALY LOOKS LIKE - August 4, 2009 1:10 PM
Yeah too bad she' a total TUBBO without all the photoshop and rib crushing girdles. She is overweight and not just according to Hollywood, but according to BMI. In a bikini in actual sunlight she would look
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse then Jennifer Love Hewitt in her even- fatter-than-now phase. This girl will be obese once she has kids unless she starves and drugs herself to keep up with Hollywood. This is why SO many men end up with fat ugly useless housewives, because they married some cow attched to a huge rack.
Newsflash turds a massive rack is destined to match a massive ass and the rack soon becomes pancake city. This girl is already all cottage cheese. I shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photshop and good lighting.
Give me Ashley Greene or Miranda Kerr anyday over this fatness. You morons are so fooled by photshop pics. If Fish posted candids of her in a bikni all you would see is red hair and a pile of pasty white cellulite.
27. WHAT CHRISTINA ACTUALY LOOKS LIKE - August 4, 2009 1:10 PM
Yeah too bad she' a total TUBBO without all the photoshop and rib crushing girdles. She is overweight and not just according to Hollywood, but according to BMI. In a bikini in actual sunlight she would look
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse then Jennifer Love Hewitt in her even- fatter-than-now phase. This girl will be obese once she has kids unless she starves and drugs herself to keep up with Hollywood. This is why SO many men end up with fat ugly useless housewives, because they married some cow attched to a huge rack.
Newsflash turds a massive rack is destined to match a massive ass and the rack soon becomes pancake city. This girl is already all cottage cheese. I shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photshop and good lighting.
Give me Ashley Greene or Miranda Kerr anyday over this fatness. You morons are so fooled by photshop pics. If Fish posted candids of her in a bikni all you would see is red hair and a pile of pasty white cellulite.
28. jlylec - August 4, 2009 1:14 PM
#27 - you're dumb and gay...there's no WAY this broad looks worse than that sloppy mess JLH. she's nearly as gross as you are dumb and gay.
photoshop and airbrushing is the SHIT BTW...you're never going to actually meet these chicks so enjoy the best they could hope to possibly be and look...weirdo.
queer
29. correction - August 4, 2009 1:17 PM
The L is missing in actually, guess Christina ate it.
I sthe new Fish some chubby chaser???You can get a girl like this anywhere, any minute get her a stylist and voila a fattie masqerading as a hottie and the regualr ones are way less expenive than some spoiled celebrity.
Get to the gym woman and quit shovelling in the food. Fuck she's like the ginger version of Kim Kardashian.
30. Nameless - August 4, 2009 1:20 PM
Been in love with this chick since she was on Firefly. HAWTNESS!!
31. no thanks - August 4, 2009 1:21 PM
Yeah men who don't like fatties are so gay. Fuck that. And why are the douches here so homophobic??? Too many errections in the boys locker room???If it's all about fatansy why slum it? Even at her best she looks like the fat bridesmaid at every wedding. Fuck this shit.
32. notfat - August 4, 2009 1:26 PM
christina is so gorgeous and she has the most astounding curves. to all those idiots calling her FAT maybe you have BDD because if you actually take a look at her you can realize she has tiny arms and her face is thin. she just has some major hips & boobs. I mean i know people on this site wish she looks like the crackhead skinny ginger that is lindsay lohan, so i don't expect them to recognize christina's hottness
33. jlylec - August 4, 2009 1:27 PM
go fuck yourself pussy...hahahahhaahah. homophobic? douche? fat bridesmaid? i bet you're a fat bridesmaid.
agree on not slumming fantasy though. just don't agree she looks fat in these pics (the fantasy part). I don't give a FUCK what she looks like when she rolls out of fat bed. Not my problem cause i ain't there...
i was responding mostly to a negative comparison of this one to that tub of vomit jennifer love hewitt and those despicable pics from yesterday. that's retarded. fuck THIS shit.
34. mackmichaels - August 4, 2009 1:28 PM
Gorgeous. Everyone in hollywood is so fixated on being pencil thin. Looks comfortable with her body type. Unforgettable in my gone, but not forgotten, Firefly.
35. uh - August 4, 2009 1:29 PM
@23
Those are real. She's got curves all over her body, so that means she isn't so starved that she needs surgical help in the boob area.
I love Mad Men and she makes me want to switch to girls.
36. sticky mcnut juice - August 4, 2009 1:38 PM
I'd rub my junk all over her face.
37. she's fine - August 4, 2009 1:39 PM
I have always had the belief that men who don't like really curvy women secretly feel like they're not masculine enough to handle a curvy woman. When I say curves, I don't mean fat, I mean having big boobs, a nice round butt, toned legs, and a really small waistline. Christina Hendricks is not fat; fat women do not have waist-to-hip ratios like her, nor do they have legs like her:
http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Christina_Hendricks_-_Leaving_NBC_Studios/christina_hendricks_001_101707.jpg
There are all kinds of beauty. On the one end, there are the Miranda Kerrs: thin, tall, and super cute. On the other end, there are the Christina Hendricks: super curvy, milky skinned, and all woman. There's no point in dissing one for another - everyone's got different taste.
38. uh - August 4, 2009 1:47 PM
@37
That's not a great picture....
Here's a screen shot from Mad Men that shows her full body:
http://ethicalstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/joan-holloway-mad-men.jpg
39. Madison - August 4, 2009 1:48 PM
I don't care if a woman is pencil thin or sporting some delicious curves, she just has to care about her body and own it. I've seen all sides of the spectrum and as long as a woman makes an effort to be healthy and happy I am amazingly attracted to her.
40. No - August 4, 2009 2:02 PM
Once and for all people need to stop using the gay comeback and the anorexia comeback.
More and more girls are not homophobic and in fact have gay friends 90% of hot models do so you just turn women off by spouting homophobic shit and it reeks of insecurity and they know it. Like the fat guy who keeps asking "who farted?" Uh you did cheeto breath. He who calls it is it. As in YOUR gay cock breath and theres nothing wrong with being gay as long a you aren't a closted self hater. Real men are confident in their sexuality and not threatened by gay men and can gasp even be friends with gay guys and remain straight. It's only contageious if you are already gay.
Now girls these pictures are aceptable for being complete cartoons.If I wanted to get turned on by a cartoon red head creation I'd watch the little mermaid.
Witout the photshop she's fat, BMI fat. Since when does having a thin face mean you don't have a huge gut and fat ass, ever hear of Jennifer Love Hewitt or Ricki lake or plenty of every day women? Many girls ahve round faces and are stick thin and her arms are fat that's why she covers them so much. Fat is not evenly proportioned moron it's called a pear shape, a gut or a fatass for a fucking reason. Even with the photoshop you can see she is barely breathing in that dress and the back views shows her pear shape and it's astouning to be pear shaped when your boobs are double FFs. Sheer graity alone can tell you that sans bra standing upright those things are pancakey and will only get worse, plus she hs more cellulite than Mischa.
Can we please quit using anorexia as an extreme argument it's old and idiotc and does not defend you point. The heffers on more to love aren't anorexic either, good for them.NOT.
BALANCE is the key. Check out Ashley Greene, the phenomenal Phoebe Cates in Fast Times. Plenty of chicks ar hot, healthy and chub free.
AGAIN she is the fat bridesmaid you only fuck drunk if the hot ones are taken. I would bet all of Donald Trumps money that the real Christina, not tis cartoon, would look like total shit in a bikini in ntural sunlight.
P.S. She clearly starved for weeks before this shoot and they still had to strap her in a girdle, make her wear all slimming black, use great lightng a professional fat hiding photog and airbush the shit out of her. In other wrds this isn't Christina Hendricks.
You know there are girls who actually look like walking magazines in real life so why drool over this fatty in disguise.
41. scary - August 4, 2009 2:10 PM
# 40
You have issues. You basically wrote a novel about a stranger. Go get a life and some therapy...soon.
42. SHE'S FAT - August 4, 2009 2:18 PM
that's chub. She clearly doesn't take care of herself, if she did she would be slimmer and in candids have some semblance of tone. Has she worked out a day in her life???
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/319/2/christina_hendricks_2009_golden_globe_awards_2.0.0.0x0.637x912.jpeg
I've never seen her in pants not even off the show can she fit in pants???
43. Red heads FTW - August 4, 2009 2:22 PM
#40, you are totally out of your mind.
And jealous, with a dried up, dusty cooch or a shriveled old pickle pecker.
Or both. Woah, man, I've never met a hermaphrodite before...sweet deal.
44. farles chew - August 4, 2009 2:28 PM
#27/40, you are so easily trolled it's pitiful. But please don't stop now; your "I'm not homophobic/anorexic/spastic-fantastic" meltdown is really entertaining.
45. Dr. - August 4, 2009 2:31 PM
Shouldn't someone be telling me what size Marilyn Monroe was by now...
If the people insulting this woman were models would that bother you less? NO. So insult their behaviour instead of spouting lame wishful thinking that they are fat or have a peen and a vadge (and how is birth defect an insult?).
The people insultng her are shallow, although health wise she could trim down and workout a little more, it would be better for her heart.
46. Childe Herald - August 4, 2009 2:31 PM
#42 Still wearing a training bra, huh? Yeah, we can tell. Try not to fall into the toilet next time you're purging.
47. Malinowski - August 4, 2009 2:34 PM
Lots of women here telling men what they should consider hot. Fascinating.
48. bjf - August 4, 2009 2:38 PM
How is it a meltdown to be able to write a few paragraph? You must have done well in school? Most idiots here can only come up with one sentence.
Enjoy your heart disease and future fat husbands and wives fatties and fatty lovers.
49. farles chew - August 4, 2009 2:38 PM
#45, Dr., I think we're all VOLUNTEERING to work that ass out, and work it hard.
We very much appreciate your totally non-douchebaggie way of guiding us to wisdom and internet civility. Nowgosuckonasackofdicks.
50. Forkington - August 4, 2009 2:39 PM
yo. christina is fiiinnneee. and y'all are acting like yer photoshop experts or some shit. bullshit, and you know it. man, just enjoy the pix and stop bitchin like a buncha five year olds.
Ya digg. ;p
No, but honestly, I'm a sucker for this woman, and if you show her picture to any guy around, 9/10, they'll think she's fantastically beautiful. Loved her from the good ole' Firefly days. Also, I'm a chick and not a lesbo. Wat~ I know. No girls on the internet, amirite guys? And who ever heard of another straight girl giving another girl some honest praise for her killer body? Red heads unite!
I should make a freakin' red head army. Srsly.
51. firecrotch - August 4, 2009 2:46 PM
Actually her fiance is stick thin. His natural instincts are propelling him towards a fatty so that their kids will be NORMAL.
Ah the anorexic comments strike again. Only a fat person would think you have to starve and purge to be slim and toned.
Why is it then that 1% of Americans are anorexic and 63% of Amricans are FAT. The obese actually now outweight the overweight. o clearly fatness is the big problem not people beig too thin. The girl needs to slm down and tone up plain and simple.
Oh and only fat girls have boobs now? Better tell Marissa Miller that.
52. anon - August 4, 2009 2:51 PM
@44 hahahahaha
53. damn right - August 4, 2009 3:03 PM
Hey #40 and other aliases, better watch that blood pressure before you give yourself a stroke. This woman is hot and I'd hit it. End of story. Keep coming up with excuses as to why I shouldn't jack off to her if it makes you feel better.
54. farles chew - August 4, 2009 3:05 PM
51, er "firecrotch" (you trolling for lohan references there?) I can't thank you enough for continuing your spastic-fantastic semi-public meltdown.
This is better than watching jr. high girls freak out when you tell them Taylor Swift has hair extensions.
55. Childe Herald - August 4, 2009 3:08 PM
#53, Seriously, I've never seen so much effort expended trying to convince men to ignore what their cocks are telling them.
56. wtf - August 4, 2009 3:11 PM
Christina Hendricks is gorgeous and has a bangin' body. A brick house. End of story.
57. Gobo - August 4, 2009 3:14 PM
Another problem with plus size women is that they are against dating men who are plus size or have noticeable flaws. You can list every plus size women in hollywood and they are connected to a thin guy. If your going to promote fat acceptance and love being big campaign, shouldn't you accept men who are also "big"?
58. wtf - August 4, 2009 3:17 PM
Christina Hendricks is gorgeous and has a bangin' body. She's a brick house.
I guarantee all of you haters aren't even remotely good-looking and could never bag a woman this fine. Keep hating, suckers.
59. what is her backgrund - August 4, 2009 3:21 PM
Wow she's caused quite the controversy.
http://www.zimbio.com/Christina+Hendricks/articles/10/Voluptuous+Christina+Hendricks+Talks+Figure
Christina used to be a model and weighed 115 pounds and by her own admission still had big boobs and hips back then so clearly she let herself go.
She's attractive, but there way better out there. Without the boobs she'd be nothing. Katy Perry is way hotter and has better boobs, more perky=more tasty.
She's cute though, her even her chin has clevage.
60. what is her backgrund - August 4, 2009 3:22 PM
Wow she's caused quite the controversy.
http://www.zimbio.com/Christina+Hendricks/articles/10/Voluptuous+Christina+Hendricks+Talks+Figure
Christina used to be a model and weighed 115 pounds and by her own admission still had big boobs and hips back then so clearly she let herself go.
She's attractive, but there way better out there. Without the boobs she'd be nothing. Katy Perry is way hotter and has better boobs, more perky=more tasty.
She's cute though, even her chin has clevage.
61. to 60 - August 4, 2009 3:34 PM
Katy Perry has a nice body, but her face is a poor man's Zoey Deschanel. Christina has a gorgeous face.
62. Jess - August 4, 2009 3:47 PM
I love how these screeching harpies think that the ultimate expression of how beautiful someone is is if they look good in a bikini. Fuck, dude, Nicolette Sheridan looks amazing in a bikini, but she's a 2 in most books. They also say that the ultimate measure of beauty is seeing whether you still look good when you shave your head. So the most beautiful girl in the world is someone with a shaved head, thighs that don't touch, no cellulite, and a visible ribcage? That's the description of a Holocaust survivor.
This woman is hot. Damn hot. Hot in all lights and mediums hot. What these biddies can't wrap their heads around is natural beauty, the fact that regardless of how much you rub orange tanner on yourself to even out your face and body of all descriptive characteristics, how thickly you line your eyes to make them stand out from your pan face, how much you straighten your blond hair, or how much you starve yourself, there are just women who will ALWAYS be more beautiful than you. You're terrified that you can't control your beauty...and you can't. Not everyone deserves an Ivy League education and not everyone is drop-dead gorgeous; we just think we can all be because we live in a "can-do" society, a consumerist Pandora's Box we can't keep closed because we want that edge over everyone else.
The truth is most of us are normal.
63. chuck - August 4, 2009 3:53 PM
whats going on with her shoes in the 3rd picture? Ps anyone?
64. she pretty - August 4, 2009 3:56 PM
#60. She actually said "Oh my God, I looked beautiful" about some pictures of herself . I find that kind of crap anoying, it's a turn off to hear girls brag and talk about how much their men love their boobs or whatever, but all these celebs are annoying and vain, but they are for looking at not marrying or dating, no normal person will be with them and it's a good thing thy're ll crazy trainwreck gold diggers who can't cook. Every time I read or see an interview with an actress she says she can't cook. Can't or won't? Every able boddied person can cook, people are just useless and lazy, but that's anoher story.
The point is who cares what these people are like in real life, they are probably all freaks, the point is to enjoy the packaged producted for what it is and move on. This girl clearly has hangups about her weight and never being given dresses for events so you don't want to date that or hear the constant am I fat crap. All actresses and models are 100 times more insecure than regualr women, if ou can imagine that.
For that and many other reasons they are simply meant for sensory pleasure. Sure there are lots of real life girls who are just as hot, but with them you have the urge to talk to them and try to get them to go out with you which is exhasuting since so many are bitches, so it's nice to have women to just look at that you kow you have no chance with because of the famousness barrier.
The same ges for women and famous men I'm sure. Except those Twilight fans I really think those acne covered tweens think they will marry Edwardo someday or whatever his name is.
Also Katy Perry is a total butterface imo. I don't know if this girl has a face, I haven't loked up yet.
65. Graceland - August 4, 2009 3:57 PM
#59-60 (and most other troll-hits), actually you and you alone are causing a "controversy" (the tweener douchebag term for "being a wad of duck jizm in a little-known comments section), the rest of us are happily fapping to those amazing life-affirming religion-spawning tits and ass.
66. me likey - August 4, 2009 4:05 PM
She's 34 how old did you guys think she was??? I was surprised by that, she looks younger to me and usally with curves even really nice oens like hers make you look older than your age cause you look like a woman not a child.
Funny that Lindsay is more than a DECADE younger than her.
There should be more girls like her on television so that people could enjoy the full spectrum of women, one isn't better than the other, you can like all kinds of women you know.
67. haha - August 4, 2009 4:17 PM
62 just laid the smack down. Owned.
68. Chris - August 4, 2009 4:19 PM
OMFG is this for real? I'll get on a f-ing plane to the US right now and purchase a copy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a God after all
69. fair - August 4, 2009 4:26 PM
Ah fair skin when will fair skin come back in style for white women, porcelain skin is so beautiful.
I'm so sick of fake tanned girls mocking fair skin. Ah well us fair skinned girls who take care of ourselve and stay out of the sun will age better anyway.
70. jlylec - August 4, 2009 4:26 PM
i love this site. i really really do. buncha fat weirdos commenting on fat(?) celebrities i've never heard of and getting all mad at each other is the BEST! man you guys rock. comments are the best part when there's no nipple to scope out.
71. Leda - August 4, 2009 4:38 PM
Photo 4/5 is definitely my favourite. Gorgeous rear bumper, and I adore redheads of both genders. GIMME!
72. inkua - August 4, 2009 4:48 PM
#62. True, but some girls are drop dead gorgeous, vain,snobby, critical and mean to the bone so you really shouln't value beauty so much as though it is so elusive and you have to earn it, like a great education.
Plenty of stunning girls are just vicious cows and as much as you'd love to say that they aren't physically gorgeous they just are,without any fake crap they simply look amazing and a lot of free stuff and opportunities will come their way. That's life, until we value more.
Some beautiful women are kind and humble and some are horribe cows. It's pointless to project your reality onto everyone else, people always do that online and it's annoying as fuck. In fact I know a natural looking beauty who is more angeic and sexy than this goddess and she is the biggest bitch alive and men will do aything for her and women want to look like her even though she is so horrible. I know plenty of blonde spray tanheads who are sweet as pie too, so it goes beyond. I know you were just using examples, but it's not going to drive the point home to girls who look nothing like your desription and who are physically beautiful just cuel hearted.
This is the world wide web sadly some beautiful girls do congregate adn spread their vanity hate here. Assuming everyone is plain just tells us that you are plain.
Beauty is not goodness and you simply have to accept that some women have been blessed in the looks department even if thy don't sem to deserve. What matters most is character and anyone trashing a celebrity who neve hurt anyone has no character.
This lady is lovely and beautiful and seems so sweet and she gives men and women a new(actually old) ideal to vaue. In Victorian times she would have been the clear vsion of perfection. So many varieties of women are beauiful it doesn't need to be a war against this or that.
I do agree that women need to stop needing to be beautiful not every woman can be and that' a good thing.
73. Galactus - August 4, 2009 4:52 PM
I'd devour her world.
74. Ryn - August 4, 2009 5:33 PM
#72
It's beside the point to bring "goodness" and "virtue" of a woman into a discussion about Joan Holloway's jugs.
75. nunayobizness - August 4, 2009 5:39 PM
"I LOVE her character and I LOVE Mad Men. Everybody -- ya gotta watch it. "
I agree w/ Giggles. Best show on cable.
76. Jess - August 4, 2009 5:40 PM
#72:
I never meant to imply that natural goods was the most important quality in a woman; I'm rereading what I wrote, and it does sound like I'm writing a guide to The Survival of the Hottest. It is, however, besides the point to bring in "Yes, she's hot, but hot girls are sometimes bitches." It has nothing to do with the conversation and it is insulting to suggest that women fall into the archetypal "Hot Bitch" and "Sweet Homely", or that beauty is often mistaken as virtue.
People are all even, given different gifts to make us about equal competitors. Sometimes, hot's what you got.
77. testingto - August 4, 2009 6:06 PM
Fantastic, one of the hottedt women in the world
78. testington - August 4, 2009 6:11 PM
#27. - Christina still looks 100% fuckable in your link to "what christina hendricks really looks like". Yeah her outfit isn't that flattering but she still looks awesome
Also her appearance at the Emmys last year was so fucking hot just google image hendricks emmy 2008. Hot damn!
79. uh - August 4, 2009 6:15 PM
Why were those girls freaking out and calling her fat? Usually, if I see a fat person, I feel more comfortable because I feel better looking. So if Christina Hendricks were actually unattractive in any way, they could just chill out.
Instead they're mind-bendingly jealous. Ha.
80. Guy Rossi - August 4, 2009 6:26 PM
Note to self: Fill Christina Hendricks with man goo.
81. daisychain - August 4, 2009 6:39 PM
Great pictures, but clearly someone has photoshopped the shit out of them, any recent candid photos will show she is actually a fair bit bigger than this. They do this with the Mad Men promo shots too, don't know why, they can't edit it out on the show and she still looks amazing
82. Jessica - August 4, 2009 6:44 PM
Why on earth would a photographer take photos of this porcelain skinned, fire red haired siren in black and white? And why position her in completely curve-minimizing poses? Why is her hair hiding her face in every shot? What a fucking amateur.
She is smoldering hot but she looks like she's waiting for a bus.
83. inkua - August 4, 2009 6:48 PM
#76. Well said.
84. Jello - August 4, 2009 6:56 PM
Would Leonardo Dicaprio do her??? Methinks not. Would Clooney do her? NO. Why??? Too thick. Clearly she isn't every guys cup of tea. I know lots guys who only like slim model chicks so while she's hot don't figh over it, she isn't every man's type. Some guys only like brunette's or blonde, some guys only like asian women. So men like all types. The less guys lke her the higher chance you haveo getting a womanlik this. Just make sure to work her out dailas these types get the fattest as they age.
85. Mk - August 4, 2009 7:18 PM
I have met her, interviewed her, and worshipped her up close. Yes, her boobs are real. Yes, there's been some photoshopping (she's also wearing a corset). In person, she appears to be a size 10/12, mostly because she's tall and b/c of her boobs.
For all you haters - she's still thinner than the average American woman and much much hotter.
86. Nikki - August 4, 2009 8:02 PM
idk she doesn't really do it for me. i'm not into see-through skin i guess. i dig darker skinned girls like adriana lima and kim kardashian.
nice tits tho.
87. JDM - August 4, 2009 8:36 PM
Oh, my goodness! I love her boobs! I want to know what kind of undergarments she's wearing so I can have boobs like that. It's like putting them up in a platter, similar to how I looked when wearing a corset.
Want to look just like that. Yup, yup.
88. Serenity - August 4, 2009 8:38 PM
SAFFRON!!!!
89. Miguel Francisco - August 4, 2009 8:38 PM
I would totally let her poop on me.
90. Jess - August 4, 2009 8:42 PM
dat assssss
91. Lisi - August 4, 2009 10:04 PM
The person saying her BMI puts her in the unhealthy weight range, could you please tell me her height and weight and exactly what you've calculated her BMI to be? I doubt you can. If you could, you'd have said 'her BMI is --' rather than just tell us she's "BMI fat". You're just invoking a buzz term to try to sound authoritive. There is no way she has a BMI outside the healthy range. If you are implying you are such an expert, you can tell her body must have a high BMI, you are immediately outing yourself as no such expert because hers is far from what a high BMI body looks like (and yes, I'm talking about un-airbrushed and un-corsetted). Instead, you betray the skewed perspective you and others who see ultra-tiny girls with low BMIs as normal, and anything above that as overweight.
Go Christina! You look soooo beautiful!
92. qtpie - August 4, 2009 10:28 PM
Could you contradict yourself any more??? Half the women that you call fat on here are smaller than this woman. Yes, I agree that she is beautiful. So perhaps you need to rethink some of your consistent criticism of women such as J.L.H, J.Lo, Kim, Jessica Simpson, Rosario Dawson, and Brit!? They are all beautiful women with real bodies.
93. Sabrina Lee - August 4, 2009 10:42 PM
I'd die for her, but killing's so much more fun.
94. Be My Idiot - August 5, 2009 12:41 AM
#91. What uneducted hick retard doesn't know what BMI stands for? Are you fucking serious??? I work in a clinic and have a very good eye for peoples weight. She is 5'7" according to celebheights where they list the celebrities actual height not the plus two inches hollywood height on every other website. I'd say she weighs 160-165 on a good day and that puts her at 25.1 to 25.8
BTW 20 is ideal. The Body Mass Index according to most doctors is far too lax so when girls who are 5'5" for example are satisfied and feel healthy at 140 pounds unless they are all muscle deinitely need to work out and eat better.
She needs to loose weight period.
95. victor - August 5, 2009 3:41 AM
Troll, you are one of the dumbest humans ... That they've ever come out with. I think you 'loosed' some brains. She's lighter than you say, dunce, and hotter than any animal you've ever begged to fuok you with pathetic successlessness. Die very soon.
96. Lisi - August 5, 2009 5:22 AM
Wow, #94... where exactly did I say I don't know what BMI stands for? I love that you so confidently label me an 'uneducated hick retard' while misreading my comment in such a bafflingly stupid way. Why would I ask for a BMI figure calculated from her height and weight if I didn't know what it stood for?! And you have waaay overestimated her weight. I suspect your amazing eye for people's weight is as good as your reading comprehension skills and your manners. People who have met her say she's absolutely tiny and unlikely to be any more than a size 4.
97. Be My Idiot - August 5, 2009 8:53 AM
#96. Moron obviously I was talking about your presumption of me. How could you even assume I didn't know what BMI stood for unless you were assuming that I was some kind of uneducated hick retard. Do you understand now? I am asking you what kind of person does not know what BMI stands for, as in are you fucking serious, REALLY, you are actually asking me to prove such basic knowledge. Only an uneducated hick retard would think that BMI is some sort of fancy buzz word, so why even use that as an argument.
Sounds like hooked on phonics didn't work for you and yes this woman weighs at least 160. Even if she weighs less due to her doughy and untoned muscle free physique she is still way too high for optimal health. Being at the high range of a healthy BMI is nothing to be proud of, it does not at all mean that you shouldn't strive for 20, there is NO NEED to carry excess fat. Women who are still within the so-called healthy range are often told they need to loose weight by their doctors because the BMI is merely a guideline and depends very much on the individual. Even women who have a BMI of 20 can look doughy if they have no muscle tone. Again she needs to loose weight and work out regularly, plain and simple. She is carrying plenty of excess fat and likely has a poor diet with few limits being set. People eat pure garbage today and those sugar, salt, fat and preservative filled choices carry a lot of health risks. I would guess that her cholesterol is not what it should be.
This weight requires attention:
http://www.whiterose.org/pete/blog/ch01.jpg
If you want to believe her weight is healthy than you are likely in bad shape yourself. Health is not something to be taken lightly, why not be at your best to keep your body as strong as possible. She'll never be build like Ali Larter (who is the same height) because they have very different figures, but she should absolutely loose some weight and gain some muscle tone. Can you picture this woman hiking or jogging? Not so much and that's not a good thing.
98. ha - August 5, 2009 9:12 AM
It's really honorable of you to care so deeply for her weight and health, but the bottom line is that she's beautiful and guys think she's hot. I'm sorry that you're so jealous that you have to pretend to be some sort of doctor (even though you probably got a nursing license from your local community college).
99. ashley - August 5, 2009 12:26 PM
Yeah, she has got it, a big ones! - shortsinglesdating.com
100. diva88 - August 5, 2009 1:32 PM
She looks beautiful! Although she's just as cute on Mad Men. http://www.mediancs.com/rd_p?p=186122&t=9534&a=28494-thesuperficial&gift=28494
101. HUMAN - August 5, 2009 3:09 PM
This is a woman I woul dbring home to mom... MMMMMMM!!!
102. a new low for women - August 5, 2009 3:20 PM
Wow, some of you girls on this board have serious insecurity issues because if you didn't, then why would you care to write entire passages to convince others that this woman isn't gorgeous? Who the fuck cares if she's not of a certain BMI? Why the fuck do you care? Are you her doctor? At the end of the day, she's a good looking woman. Just because she doesn't fit your ideal framework of beauty doesn't mean that she isn't beautiful. You're trying so hard to look a certain way that you forget that true beauty doesn't need to fit any kind of mold. And if you are looking for a mold, then google Botticelli, and you'll find that Christina Hendrick's kind of beauty has been an ideal for centuries before the Kate Moss look became fashionable. Translation: men have been fawning over women like Hendricks long before they thought waifs were attractive so stop being so shocked by their attraction to her. Now go crumble into a heap of misery, and book your next spa appointment to make yourself feel better.
Btw, I'm a woman. I don't necessarily want to look like Hendricks, but I can definitely appreciate her beauty. See how simple that was?
103. FNFOOLS - August 6, 2009 5:17 AM
Any tard that posted here saying hendricks isn't skinny enough or isn't that hot doesn't have a damn clue, and must love their girls anorexic. She's a knockout, plain and simple.
104. LAWLZ - August 6, 2009 4:02 PM
@103: Agreed.
It isn't very attractive to make love with a woman that snaps in half because she's so twig-like. Definitely not.
105. me09 - August 6, 2009 4:25 PM
im sure these pics are photoshopped or whatever .. im not all that into her but i think these pics look good ...i like the curves 4 sho
106. me09 - August 6, 2009 4:25 PM
im sure these pics are photoshopped or whatever .. im not all that into her but i think these pics look good ...i like the curves 4 sho
107. Zelio - August 8, 2009 2:31 PM
I met her in person and she is every bit as sexy as these pics portray and than some!
108. JN - August 9, 2009 10:36 PM
Extremely hot!
109. worker bee - September 17, 2009 9:05 PM
For those of you who are curious (and can read and spell--from what I've seen, actualy isn't correct English, nor is telling Ms. Hendricks that she needs to 'loose' a few pounds).
BMI stands for body mass index, and it is simply a measurement, the formula is 'weight in pounds' *703/height in inches squared. However, BMI is also being widely discredited; it was created over 200 years ago by a mathemetician (not a weight specialist or even a physician) and has never been proven. In fact, as a measurement for obesity it has been widely discredited as it doesn't take into account musculature (can't differetiate between muscle and fat) or frame size. For more information on why this doesn't work and has been called 'hack' and 'junk science' go to: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=106268439&sc=fb&cc=fp
Now as to the rest of the issues with Christina Hendrick's weight--for the person who is working in the 'med clinic' and 'eyeballing' her unairbrushed weight to be around 160 for 5'7'' frame, I'm very impressed--my husband is a physical therapist and states clearly to all his clients that it is unethical to 'eyeball' weight (for the same reasons the bmi measurement is such bullshit).
In short, my response to you is that you are simply closed-minded, insecure of your own right, cocky beyond belief, and putting forth the kind of public opinions which have led 7 million women in the world to have eating disorders. I suspect that Christina Hendricks, with her unabashed curves and her high level of self-esteem, is unapologetically not one of them. It saddens me that her beauty and uniqueness are so threatening to you that you have to resort to throwing around rhetoric you obviously know little about. I'm sure the physician you work for (if you indeed work for one) would be ashamed of your bigoted attitude.
110. deaddrift - October 1, 2009 5:45 PM
I would thank the jackasses who think this woman is fat for pre-emptively removing themselves from the pool of suitors for women who are built like this... but that would be silly, as nobody with that little ability to appreciate feminine beauty would have a chance with a sex bomb like CH anyway.
Aesop is credited with writing "The Fox and the Grapes" some 2500 years ago, and some people are still living that reality today.
111. WTF? - October 20, 2009 8:24 PM
WOW, I can't believe all these people coming on and saying how fat she is! American is full of obese people, and she is no where near their weight! What the hell, I can't understand how some people are so turned off by anything but SKINNY. I've also noticed this coming to the animal world...people are exhibiting animals with ribs showing and think it looks good? WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!? I'm not saying to be a fat blob covered in cellulite, barely able to walk, but jeez, haven't you ever heard of being HEALTHY? She looks HEALTHY to me, anyone who thinks otherwise must be seriously jealous, and also immature. I think only immature people would say she is FAT. SERIOUSLY.
112. Not So Good Girl - October 29, 2009 9:13 PM
No one measures attractiveness by BMI. That's dumb. Men are hardwired to respond to an hourglass figure. It isn't even a matter of personal taste, their reptilian brain responds. Why do you think Pam Anderson has sold so many men's magazines. Her body short circuits their thinking ability straight to their penis.
This woman's body naturally attracts men. Read "The Evolution of Desire".