Aug 17 2009Britney Spears won't stop wearing bikinis

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I just puked my morning coffee

Jake #2 your a fucking ass. You would fuck her in a heartbeat. If not your a little fucktwat fag.

lol, I would have thought she could afford laser hair removal instead of having razor burn on her twat.

Joke for the morning:

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt as well.

she is daaam hot .

I can't decide whats more interesting. This or watching an instructional video about how to wash two utencils at one time. Both are just captivating..

utensils. Shit, maybe I should watch a spelling video instead. Farkin mondays.

There are some things even lasers have not the power to destroy, like Britney's stank stubble. And Britney, apparently.

isitin...

You have mental issues.... and most likely std's.

wow

This fake bitch is nothing compared to our Bar!!!

Well it looks like she eventually fixed up her bikini bottoms & put them on straight. So no more views of her shaved pubes.

seriously...wow

Mac #9, your just a flaming fag & your mother cries herself to sleep every night knowing this. Save your mothers tears, put a gun to your head & save your mother any future embarrassment.

Stubbly.....

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I like 'em beefy.

She needs to get her money back on those tits. Oh and that weave too.

Guys, it could be worse.

They could have put up another set of pictures of Heidi Montag and her wife Spencer Pratt, or even worse, Jon and Kate "Why The Fuck Is Anyone Interested In These Two Douchebags" Gosselin.

I'll take Britney in a bikini over those 4 fucktards any day of the week.

All these shots and hardly any of her ass.. coincidence?

I be like baaadoooyaaam!!! Beef curtains be bout to hang up out dat hoe in what not!!! I loves me some fish tacos!!!

I must say she looks great!!! Ya have to congratulate her on pulling herself together, if i had two kids i would really be happy if my figure was remotely like hers!!! Fair play i say!!!

Pic #33.

I wish someone would post a pic of her next to someone who is actually hot in a bikini so all you idiots could see how shabby she really looks. There are other celebrity moms out there with much better bodies. And Britney has had lipo--google it.

She'll be losing those kids again real soon, it's only a matter of time before Brit tries to plug them into a socket and use them as floor lamps.

Her ass looks tight, especially from the side (pic 5) so I'd bang her like I was in prison for the past 5 years. If any of you think she's not looking good after 2 kids your fooling yourselves and in for a big disappointment after your future wife squeezes out a couple. Huge disappointment...

id put it in her

This is what i have to look at while im "doing work" grreat. If we all forgot about all the shit that happened to her, we wouldnt feel this encouraging for her. look at what the shit was said about kelly clarkston. she was decent then turned huge in like a nanosecond. but for real, i love the old brit bc i lost my virginity to "slave for you" song. now i wont fuck to any of her music..wait shit, i did to "gimme more". that was a hott night...

I hope she keeps on wearing them that smoking hot body. Personally I think she should wear them all the time, out to dinner, to Taco Bell, Starbucks, grocery shopping, court visits, concerts. etc....

Seriously nice legs. I'd hit that all day long.

Britney, you are worth millions. spend a few thousand to help make yourself presentable.

1. laser hair removal. Go for the deluxe package and go from the neck down and wipe it all out.
2. Take those cheap-ass tattoos off your body. They look like you did them yourself with a magic marker and a sewing needle.
3. Put the implants back in. You are working on your body and getting it back in shape and kudos to you for the effort. The tits suck though. pic#5, the woman in the background...purchase some of those.
4. Wash your twat. I can smell it from here.

That chick in the black dress got some tig-ol'-bitties!

@nikko You're so damn right.

She looks so good....most of us ladies would love to have her body.

And most of you men, would love to have her that body too.

I love how these boys will say nasty things about her....because we all know men who go onto gossip celebrate sites are also the kind to have six-packs and work on that fitness. As if you wouldn't jump at the chance to anything her.

It's called...I cannot have therefore I hate. Ha.

She looks so good....most of us ladies would love to have her body.

And most of you men, would love to have her that body too.

I love how these boys will say nasty things about her....because we all know men who go onto gossip celebrity sites are also the kind to have six-packs and work on that fitness. As if you wouldn't jump at the chance to anything her.

It's called...I cannot have therefore I hate. Ha.

Terribly unattractive.

more important, who's the babe to the right in picture 5?

more important, who's the babe to the right in picture 5?

wow, britney's pubic-area tattoos are terrible.

her face in picture 31 pretty much sums up what is going on after you look at her shitty vagina tattoos and pube stubble.

#38:

That's because the eyes of the guy doing the ink were watering from the stench emanating from her flesh bearing taco.

She had the kids hair buzzed. yikes, the one little guy looks like Stevie wonder got his head with a rusty wahl clipper set. His hair looks bleached too, probably wanted that Kingston look-only Gwen can pull that off honey

It looks like she washed her hair

It looks like she washed her hair

Wow! Her voloptuous feminine curves are all over her!

Pink golden brownish,that's the kind of feminine meat we like in the summertime!

I was there and she blew me in the pool house. I then got so disgusted with myself that I tried to drown myself spa. It didn't work.

She's probably relieved that we won't drag her to any atm anymore!

Brit is just as hot as that Bar .

@47
Technology.*moved to tears*

She definitely looks a tad doughy on these pics.

Where are my Chinese pengyou's ? Does that one tattoo say "da ge" /"big brother"? Cause if so, why's it that close to her yindao?

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God…DAMN!

Goddamn that trailer trashy, country-ghetto, neanderbilly skank's grotesque!

Twatney and the likes of Hagdonna, Lindsay Whorehan and Jessicrap Skankson give the rest of the planet's females a bad name.

Uhg, can't stand Twatney

....that country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly broad's gross.

Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin', disgusting waste of natural resources.

And ya just know she's on uber bitch, selfish, self-centered, narcissistic snot-nosed attitude and all.

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God…DAMN!

Goddamn that trailer trashy, country-ghetto, neanderbilly skank's grotesque!

Twatney and the likes of Hagdonna, Lindsay Whorehan and Jessicrap Skankson give the rest of the planet's females a bad name.

Uhg, can't stand Twatney

....that country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly broad's gross.

Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin', disgusting waste of natural resources.

And ya just know she's on uber bitch, selfish, self-centered, narcissistic snot-nosed attitude and all.

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God…DAMN!

Goddamn that trailer trashy, country-ghetto, neanderbilly skank's grotesque!

Twatney and the likes of Hagdonna, Lindsay Whorehan and Jessicrap Skankson give the rest of the planet's females a bad name.

Uhg, can't stand Twatney

....that country-ghetto, trailer trash, neanderbilly broad's gross.

Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin', disgusting waste of natural resources.

And ya just know she's on uber bitch, selfish, self-centered, narcissistic snot-nosed attitude and all.

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@53 - so are you saying you like her ass?

What did Britney Spears do to her breasts. Did she remove the implants and now just has her natural breasts? If you don't believe me and you think I'm crazy go to youtube and look at Britney Spears- Sometimes. She had double D's and now she looks like she is a negative A.

Big mistake Britney.... maybe that's why she always looks like a football player these days.

So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She's not some pin thin twig. She's not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she's zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-"view full size..."

So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She's not some pin thin twig. She's not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she's zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-"view full size..."

So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She's not some pin thin twig. She's not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she's zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-"view full size..."

So, OK, the reason she keeps appearing on this site is because we love lookin at her. She's not some pin thin twig. She's not perfect (do without tats and stubble..) but she's zophtic and hot and doable and has great complexion and totally fukable alllllllllll arrounddd. gotta love that link-"view full size..."

Hi guis, I'm a miserable fag. The reason why I always call chicks like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag, disgusting or fat is because my only avenues of pleasure is getting anally penetrated by another man's penis.

Also I usually like to shoot names at women like Britney because they do a better job at being women than us gay guys do. It seems that no matter how hard I try I will never grow a vagina like I always wanted.

I SUCK DICKS for crying out loud, so of course I'm going to be mad and hateful at sexy gals in bikinis like Britney Spears. Obviously none of you breeders want to see me in a bikini so it's just natural that I make things hard on the women who you do want see nude or skimpy.

Besides even if I could get my cock riden by a woman like britney spears, I would be crushed. After all I'm only 95lbs for fucks sake.

Her tattoos are crap. You'd think with the money she has she would invest in proper ink. I guess thats why she has a shitty shave job too. Stop spending money on frappacinos and go see the people at Senza, then your crotch wouldn't feel like a piece of toast! That said I'd still have her ass up in the air.

Seeing how close up this pix is... just grosses me out... thanks for the zoom in so we can clearly see that she shaves/ trims and the curtains most definately dont match the drapes... all stubbly and stuff... *puke*

and the tattoos are crap.

Question for fashion gurus: Is her bottom piece suppose to be twisted, or can she still not dress herself?

#62, It's "the curtains most definitely don't match the carpet." Curtians & drapes are the same thing, moron.

good for her she got those fake balloons taken out.

She looks great, for having 2 kids, a mental breakdown, and a million frapuccinos. Her thighs are a little thick, but hey........aren't yours?

The only thing...I think that really makes her look trashy is..........her bad taste in clothes, her chewed up nails, her bad hair. For someone who has money...get it together.

Thanks for the pics of the tats, just so we can all confirm that she's trash. Thanks a lot.

Gee, sweetie,

Wax much?

Aside from the "I just crawled out of a dumpster" hair & stubble box she looks great - 2 kids or not.

Every guy thats posting on here has fucked at least one chick that looked far worse, given the chance...every one of you would do her.

ugh.....we didn't need to see the bikini line pic .. ok, yeah, I clicked on it - but I gotta say - they did a great job on her c section..........and yes SHE HAS INDEED HAD LIPO. It's easy to look good when you have the resources. But, she does kinda look like she's sucking her gut in and it looks fake. She will always be stumpy, but that's not her fault. She's got stumpy dumpy looking parents. Sorry. The kids look like little dopey stumpy kids... I'm sorry to say mean things about her kids, but I got sick of the media saying how they were the cutest kids. They aren't.. And neither is she. Just my opinion. Carry on.

ugh.....we didn't need to see the bikini line pic .. ok, yeah, I clicked on it - but I gotta say - they did a great job on her c section..........and yes SHE HAS INDEED HAD LIPO. It's easy to look good when you have the resources. But, she does kinda look like she's sucking her gut in and it looks fake. She will always be stumpy, but that's not her fault. She's got stumpy dumpy looking parents. Sorry. The kids look like little dopey stumpy kids... I'm sorry to say mean things about her kids, but I got sick of the media saying how they were the cutest kids. They aren't.. And neither is she. Just my opinion. Carry on.

" she looks great for havin' two kids.." Yeah, and you forgot a few other things....like having a persona trainer, having plastic surgery,,,,,,,,,yadda yadda yadda......

oh, and sorry about the double post.

Yadda

Why should the whoe stop wearing bikinis? She is finnnneeee!!!!!

come on! she has money! how come she has those hairs???
her body is OK (not was it use to be, but pretty good for any other woman with no money for treatments and mother of 2) but the hairs in her bikini line??? seriously! no women who praises of such would show in a swimming pool wearing HAIRS like that!!!
gross britney.

Is she officially a MILF yet?

I like the pink one better, something's screwed up with the bottom half of this one.

Damn. I think she deliciously looks a little bit chubby. I don't care. I'd do her in a second. And right now my penis agrees.

nice nails lol

Am I the only one who finds it odd that her son is sucking on a pink pacifier?

There sure are a lot of crazy people willing to actually get angry and comment insults.
I'd seriously like to see most of these people [I'm betting it wouldn't be pretty].
So much mentioning of smells, yet no one on this site would have been in sniffing range of this girl in their life!
The sad thing is, the people that comment really do care enough about saying negative things about random celebs, because they are here in the first place.
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I don't know why there's so much hate, Britney looks great. She looks normal sized and athletic, she doesn't have any bulge and obvisously she's working out. Just because she isn't 80 lbs doesn't mean she's fat at all (she's always had a medium sized body type), in fact anyone that has the nerve to call that fat is fucking delusional to what real women are suppose to look like and needs to stop getting their ideas of "perfection" from the media. She's just average height and weight, but OH MY GOD, that means FATASS in hollyweird. Please. And as far as the "stink" comments, give me a fucking break, no one making those comments has even been close enough to her to have a fucking clue what they're talking about and I bet they look ten times worse. Oh and big fucking woopi do, she has razor burn. Let's burn her at the stake for something that EVERYONE has had at least once. If that's all you idiots can harp on, then Britney is doing well. She's a beautiful woman with a nice body that a lot of women would kill for and most men would screw in a second. Grow up, you all sound like a bunch of jealous, petty, delusional 14 yr old bitches.

She looks good.

Mmm..okay..that's one way for a mother to look...

Dobre vyzerá, aj keď to už bolo aj lepšie:)

Love the razor burn.

lol Does she have to make a faux pas in everything she does? where are her handlers? this girl have more razor bumps than a black man using a plastic razor...

I agree with (80 - Kate). Britney looks normal and I find that far more attractive than the heroine chic look that everyone seems to think is great.

The truth is, I still think most of you wouldn't turn Britters down, I wouldn't.

I'd let her gargle my balls.

Nice very nice. This chick is very bangable. That one dude she married is a fucking idiot homo. Not only is she hot but shes rich. Nice ass Nice face Nice tits she gets 10 stars.

Exactly 88. She may be nuts and music shitty (don't know don't listen to it) but her body is just fine after 2 kids. A lot of fags around here will be extremely disappointed when they grow up and find out their future wives will walking around with satchel asses and pot bellies after spitting out a couple kids. Reality check time.

I like pic #16......healthy! :)

Damn, she is smoking hot. I'd hop on top of that in a second.

I THINK THAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO GIVE BRIT A BREAK SHE IS A DAMN FINE WOMAN AND THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!! SHE MAY HAVE A BAD PASS BUT SHE ALSO HAS A KICK ASS BODY TO GO WITH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The point is that she has made a lot of progress, not that she's arrived at the pinnacle of hotness again. She was so fat, you guys. It's gonna take time for her to get back to where she once was, in terms of fitness, sanity, and even hygiene, if she ever does at all. But to go from where she was a year ago to today, you have to admit she has markedly improved, at least.

She is very beautiful although she is not thin, I love her and girls must stop to follow stupid and crazy diet!

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OH FOR THE LOVE OF FREEKIN' GAWD!!

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Cuntney looks fuckin' hagged beyond belief. She looks like the old cow I saw on the farm the other day for cryin' out loud!

The very least this nracissistic, country-ghetto, neanderbilly twit could do is spare the rest of us the sight of her lard-assed carcass.

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The great British actrss Helen Mirren at 64 years old looks a 1000 times better in a bikini than does Twatney Sperms!
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http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/7/hellen-mirren-bikini.jpg

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picture 18s spot on.

Although to the untrained eye Britney seems to be sane again....I know better. Honestly that's why she didn't make this list of people to root for, she just keeps f***ing up! http://www.ranker.com/list/people-i_m-rooting-for/actuallyholly

I absolutely love her legs. They are so toned and beautiful. Better than alot of the "stick", no muscle tone women that grace the pages of the magazines.

she is beautiful... her legs are amazzzzzing, I would kill 4 her ass.

Woow.. "For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful"

I think her cooch stubble is cute. It's the best of both worlds--a little bit of bush
but you could see her cooch lips too--if the damn bikini bottom weren't there.

I'd like to rub my beard stubble against it. Maybe we'd start a fire? :-)

where do i buy this bikini?

Will always stay a brit fan amazing body keep it up
and you that dont like it well move on

is this suppose to be attractive? Did i miss out on something?

Britney Spears Nice very nice.

Someone PLEEEEEEAASE save these folks from their unbelievable ignorance! Britney is actually very REAL in her appearance! No more airbrushed skin, red lips, or washboard abs from working out compulsively and pathetically everyday of her life. A thick as+ like that can sit on my face any day of the week instead of perched atop a treadmill! You unoriginal dumbas+'s, she only looked like a Sims Avatar before because she was a teenage pop singer that was served to this petty shallow society of ours on a spray bottle tan and bronzer covered platter. When she debuted...(BEFORE reality became visible to you airbrushed glasses wearing superficial clones), while in her "prime", (according to society's fu€ked up standards) she was an abused illusion from her 12 inch makeup to the genius modern pop/hip-hop music video style camera angles that bent her young beautiful smile, young life, and bright youthful self esteem. Of course since she fell back to earth she doesn't realize the full extent of how falsely portrayed her image was by the media, nor does she care. So here it is folks! A REAL LIFE WOMAN. This is the embodiment, the representation of the HOTTEST BIT€H you will EVER see on your side of the distorted Hollywood camera lens. Open your eyes fools! No one actually looks like "a slave for you" in the real world. Get your asses up from the couch and computer chairs and use your own eyes to see. Do something with your "personal" time outside of soaking in MTV for once. Get in touch with your own original opinions, the ones you were BORN with prior to losing all touch with your identity. I DARE YOU ALL to see if you are capable of thinking for yourselves, thoughts that are not at all influenced by society's peer pressured popularity. Do any of you remember that you are unique and you can think for yourself? Wow! Betcha never thought like this before kids! You all sound ridiculously identical and of course predictable. So sad that you all seem to have the same conformed views and standards as the one before you. Sad Sad Little mass produced, single minded, uncultured American robots you all are! As for you Brit!..ROCK THAT SEXY MILF AS$ TIL MORNING BREAKS and.....mama has the jacuzzi hot and I'm ready to bathe you to sleep babygirl. You are now free to think your own thoughts without fear of rejection or mental independence! Mama SkyWalker has given you permission! ENJOY!