Aug 12 2009Britney Spears' parenting skills are exactly what you'd think

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That aint nothin', just take away them kid's Mountain Dew and Pork Rinds if you wanna see some real hillbilly fireworks

Hire a stylist. For all her wealth she insists on walking around braless in slutty outfits and looks like a $2.00 cherry.

After all the craziness, I would still do her...as long as I could sneak out the back door after we were done.

UM Braless is not for everybody!! Especially after 2 kids.. PLEASE report to Victoria's Secret Immediatly and get a Srapless pushup or Angels NO SHOW.. anything PLEASE.. its time

what is she wearing... ?!
each of those outfits is pretty horrendous.

Big deal. She actually did the right thing by ignoring their potty mouths. The more you react to it (and that includes giving them trouble), the more exciting and fun the kids think it is. If you ignore it, the kids won't think it's so fun to swear and they'll stop.

Is that an engagement ring? And that one with her lifting her armpit I was expecting to see hair.

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I would only do her if I could stick it in her backdoor. Who wants to throw their hotdog down a hallway?

she's hot..... yet really stupid, dirty and low class... but somehow the little head wins out and she ends up hot in my mind..............I feel guilty

She should just go ahead and move into the trailer park now. Maybe a tornado will hit it.

wow, she still looks like shit. that hair color makes her forehead look even larger and i didn't think that was possible.

i'm pretty sure you're suppose to put a shirt on under that first outfit. and probably some shorts too.

I wish she would take better care of herself when she goes out--it would help her image and her career since she's photograpphed by paparazzi all the time.

OMG she and Brooke Hogan have so much in common it's sad.... She used to be such a doll and now look at her...

She makes more $$ in one day doing nothing than 98% of the globe! What a country!

Does this girl have the rattiest extensions in Hollywood?

It's just that swear words sound so funny in little kid's voices...imagine what they'd sound like if they said fuck or pussy or asshole or cock or cunt,after all those words are used in daily life right?

Anyone else think she looks like Courtney Love?

How sad. Another generation of trash.

Ignoring a childs potty mouth is actually the right way to deal with it. Scolding children repeatedly for such things makes them star to use the word as a way to get attention and/or a way to protest. All children have a potty mouth phase, it is best for the child to not make a big fight/drama out of it.

Apparently Britney did read some parenting books. But the Superficial Writer did not.

(I do agree about her clothes though. Someone needs to throw her in a trunk and drive her to Rachel Zoes office.)

Leave her alone! You would have a hard time dressing yourself if you were retarded too!

Britney,

Why don't you settle down and marry that John Gosselin fellow? He seems to be almost as good a parent as you are.

Love,
Mom

If my son sweared like that I would whip his ass. Period. The way it's been done for thousands of years. I know, I should take him to a shrink with a fat nose and get him on prescription meds.
Idiots.

why cant this woman dress herself properly??? Jebus! there is no need for her to look that rough

She's like 30 now, right?

awww, it took her about four days to get back from "looking freshly styled" back to white-trash mama - well done Brit!
who ever said that you can buy style?!?! You showed us right!! :)

Did it ever occur to any of you critics, most of whom would love to have Brittany just say hello to you, that maybe the boys learned those words from their father who had them most of the time in the past years????

Did it ever occur to any of you critics, most of whom would love to have Brittany just say hello to you, that maybe the boys learned those words from their father who had them most of the time in the past years????

Her real reason for dragging the kids along to these things is so she can bum smokes from them.

In pic #4 she's looking fine as hell. Like really good. All bullshit aside if a woman thqt good approached any straight guy he'd be damn pleased.

what's up with the hair? looks like she hasn't washed it or combed it for 2 weeks!!!!
wtf??? why can't someone tell her that her hair looks like a rat's ass!!!!!!

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haven't you seen all those clips of her at gigs swearing her trashy mouth of at young children?
They got it from her.

Stay classy, Brit.

She has a weird combo of features. She is hot, stupid, trashy, saggy, skinny, and fat all at the same time

It doesn't matter which parent they got it from--they need to be told that it's wrong. The "ignore it and it will go away" attitude is the worst parenting of all. I have two kids and they do not swear around me. My son is 18 and he said "dick" once and that was the only time. Teach your kids manners and respect you shitty trashy stupid fools. Btw kids mimic their parents and act just like they do you morons.

Hey, the guy of victoria's secret is right!!!!!!

HEY AD-GURUS!!!!!

Don't put Adriana Lima or Mirand Kerr on victoria's secret advertises anymore, because their boobs are gorgeous, if britney spears boobs looks great in a "PUSH-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-BRA" I, by myself, will buy a 100 of them!!!

So britney for the next vs model!!!

Sorry britney I do love you but you have money and you could take better care of yourself... You are looking like ... me, and I am poor and uneducated!

She still looks good

best sunglasses

Good to see her kids take after her and her wigger ex husband.

Once again she looks like shit!!!!!

Also I'm tired of these excuses from people about, "oh she had two kids" and "she's older now". Give me a fucking break!! There are plenty of other celebrities who are older and are still as hot as they were after kids......Gwen Stefani, Jessica Alba, Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum......the list goes on. So everyone stop making excuses for this pig. Fact of the matter is she used to be really hot, she married wigger trash, then went crazy and got nasty looking. She will never recapture her glory days. She is always going to look like a college football player in drag pretending to be Britney Spears. I actually think she enjoys looking like shit.

Why do I feel like calling plays for a football game while looking at these photos? She looks like a linebacker! This trailer trash idiot needs to realize that she can't pull off the no bra thing - - my grannies teets look better than hers. Honestly!

Britney has more money than since! And its showing!

Still fat, still a useless whore.

What I don't understand is how this big handful of trailer trash crazy is able to escape LOOKING LIKE THAT!!! Seriously, this broad has so many handlers that SOMEONE should catch the whack job on the way out of the door and say MAYBE we'll take things down a notch, hmmm?!

GOD! I don't understand, Britney, wwhhhyyy!!

Put on a freaking bra, get a hair stylist, get some facials, and learn to do your makeup! She looks so bad, and she doesn't have to!

If she would get some bangs cut and do a shoulder length wavy style, or something clean and simple looking, it would pull her face together so much better. And not letting her boobs sag like that would do a woorrrrld of good, all she needs to do is put on a bra - It's that simple!

Does she have no friends?! I would never let my friend leave the house looking like that.

Britney was a sweetheart to us and we think she is looking great- tan, toned and smiling!

If you see anything you want from her shopping spree, just check out http://www.vionnetboutique.com

Have you noticed the way Britney's assistant Brett ALWAYS copies her? It's not fair... however I love Britney's shoes

@ 7, 20 - Yeah, that definitely seems to work in trailer parks and housing projects. Just ignore them and smoke some more cigarettes, have a beer. Those kids grow up to be doctors and lawyers and meth dealers running cock/dog fighting operations.
Those parents that do all that parenting and role modeling and provide guidance and have perfectly behaved children that win all those awards in school and have the admiration and praise of their community, they're doing it all wrong.

She is SO unattractive. I never thought she was anything special, but damn she's even more repulsive now than ever. Her face is so off.....her eyes are like 2 feet apart. Horse faced tranny-looking pig!

Who has primary custrody of the kids ? Dad, so that's who's to blame, they heard him saying it.

Why do people always want to patronize Britney? Christina Aguilera's kid had a black eye the o/day and no one even mentioned it.

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OMGosh..im mean damn, are the ppl goin to comment how her chyte smell...everybody dont wear bras or panties...and oh shit...come now if she would have discipline her boys you all would have said she was abusing them...so its damn if she do and damn she dont...ppl in this world need to get a life and stop criticizing others on how they raise their children...we all have to learn, if she is not physically abusing them just shut up...you have ppl cursing all over the place in your surroundings on tv etc......gesh

ughhhh just utterly trifling.... I don't even care to read what she's up to regarding raising her sons -- none of it can be good because she's crazy & those kids are fucked no matter... but the dresses, the droopy lopsided braless boobs, the back of the hair w/ the haphazard weave action- the overall haggardness... so bad, so bad -- how about we just slap up a picture of Wanda the super at Blair Hill Arms Apts? [fictional dwelling I just made up, I think...] and I think she can sing too

Hey, you all wanted her to be skinny and now she is so she is showing you her bod, no bra and probably no panties!? That should make you all happy, but no now you want a bra. She even gave up the coffee and has water in her hand and you are still not happy. What will make you happy? Nothing this chick does is ever going to make everyone happy. It's her parenting, her hair, her eyes, her " trailer trash" looks. Takes one to know one I guess. Its her forehead, give me a break. She looks like a linebaker? Maybe a 7th grade linebacker, she looks good and someone is buying her music or she wouldn't have all the money in the world.

You want to mold her into something she is not or something you want to be just like her parents. She is rich, famous, and has two beautiful boys, so she is not the mother of the year, so who is...we all make mistakes when raising children no matter who we are. None of us are perfect or have a perfect life no matter how much money we have. We would all be labeled "BAD PARENTS" if we had someone following us around on a daily basis taking pics and listening to everyword we said or our kids said. Can you call yourselves parents of the year? Would you even make the list?

She is still a hot piece of ass but her tits are starting to sag a bit

#50: you're a moron

I am laughing REALLY hard at the person who said Brit was TONED....OMFG SHE IS NOT TONED! You can see the flab on her arm muffining out over that arm band she is wearing....Complete with her big ol' nasty implants hanging out the side of her dress....EWWW! Add ratty bleached out hair, She was never a great looking teen either, she had a cuteness that never matured into an attractive woman. Her voice is terrible too. I have some friends that saw her live and said it was a JOKE!

I am laughing REALLY hard at the person who said Brit was TONED....OMFG SHE IS NOT TONED! You can see the flab on her arm muffining out over that arm band she is wearing....Complete with her big ol' nasty implants hanging out the side of her dress....EWWW! Add ratty bleached out hair, She was never a great looking teen either, she had a cuteness that never matured into an attractive woman. Her voice is terrible too. I have some friends that saw her live and said it was a JOKE!

She's butt ugly, I never thought she was hot back in the day. she never had
any natural beauty, but now she just looks like a middle aged truck driver dude,

57 - youtube the way you make me feel with her and michael jackson. shes pretty much the most perfect looking female on the planet in the performance.

Her tits always seem to be trying to go in a different direction than the rest of her. Mostly downward.

...someone commented on her having a "bounce back body" I just wanted to point out, that she has paid a lot of money for that so called "bounce back body". Hello? Ever hear of Lipodissolve? I think I may have spelled that wrong... oh well, you get the picture. The tour has helped get some of her shape back, but truth be told, I think she looks rough and old. She'll be 28 in a couple of months, and she looks older to me. I wish her well, but I am also tired of seeing her everywhere. I am wondering why the rest of America isn't tired. Her antics are boring.

OMG! Can you just leave her alone??? Could any of you imagine a life where every little detail of your life if photographed and taken completely out of context? Give her a break! She's looking great and I'm very happy for her! Hopefully she has a great comeback!!!