Aug 16 2009Britney Spears in a bikini

first!

In Japan they would have already eaten her

She nearly looks attractive again.

is it me or did she have bigger tits back in her hay day?

She cops so much crap about her appearance, but I reckon she looks great for a late 20s mother of 2. Bet you she bangs like a toilet door at a dodgy chinese resturant too...

astonishing, absolutely mind-bending.... these new pictures of Britney must shed new light on Darwin's theory

smoookiin HOT! this is what 95% of all women looks like guys.

she still has an amazinggg asss... i would love to bend her over

Top ten baby!!! Brit is the shit! Kisses XO

Baby oil is an awesome way to get a nice tan. Or, third degree burns. She's still not the sharpest tack in the box.

Dear Britney-

Won't you please allow me to squirt my warm, salty ejaculate inside your tight, lubricated, hairless sausage wallet?

Sincerely,
Mr. Class

Looks good, wish she could do more of her singing too

WoW! Brit Brit is looking great there

For someone who has had two kids, I would say she looks rather nice here.

She looks soo amazing! She's coming back!

You can't be serious? She's 28 years old with 2 kids. Go to your local beach and see how many mothers that age look as good as Britney, she's built and buff, like her or not! Amazing figure.

Typical trailer trash with a fucked up head

The only reason I jerked off and came on these pics is because the bitch wants me to.

For those bringing up the lame excuse about kids.

Sure a lot of women who have had kids lose their shape but that's because they don't have the money or time or can just be arsed to get back in shape or even looked that good in the first place.

Now doesn't she have a personal trainer to get her in shape due to her tour?
doesn't she have the time? It's not like she has the kids to raise.
wasn't she regarded (regarded not retarded) as the sexiest woman alive in the past?
Look at other stars who have had multiple kids in hollywood.
Gwyneth Paltrow, Angalina Jolie, That one from No doubt.
All look great and got their figures back so for someone in her position with all the advantages she has there's no excuse

Her body is looking very good these days but not to what she flaunted a few years ago those tits arent good at all.

Also 95% of women don't look like that.
They wish.
In fact guys wish but we are left with the reality

@5

what, you mean because she creaks really loud and every time you walk inside you have a crotchety old guy that looks suspiciously like her father yelling at you in broken english, "10 minutes! 10 minutes! any more you just stink up whole place and no one use any more!"

@19

Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow never really had a "figure" to get back to. They're both skinny and narrow-hipped. Gwen Stefani is way hotter than britney ever was, and has far fewer mental issues (I assume)--I would expect nothing less than fuckable 2 months after pregnancy. But still, Britney has a defined waist line and hips to match. She looks DAMN good

leave brit brit alone !

wowwww, dam she looks great. See what happens fat chicks..? When you put down the doritos and actually exersize. The human race has become one slobbish species. Completely inactive and eating junk has become the norm.

Seriously? Britney Spears is disgusting now. Everything about her from her nasty hair, and her paunchy stomach, to her dirty feet, cheap makeup, wrinkles, and C-section scars. Fuckin filth.

She looks great considering she had 2 kids. Her tits are a bit on the Easty/Westy side of things but whatever.

She's definitely a MILF class now.

Are you kidding me?? She looks very fuckable in these shots. I'd plow that for hours, and then shoot a nice load up in that babymaker

BRITNEY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. anyone who claims they would not check her out while they were on the beach is a complete liar. she looks great for anyone, but especially for a mother of two. and i think the shape/size of her hooter is pretty nice....if she didn't have nipples that faced down, they would be pretty nice.

and to those who say she looks great for someone in their late twenties - any one can and SHOULD look good in their late twenties. note the TWENTIES part on that. your body is still young and not yet began the 'aging' process. those of you who say that she looks good for her age are using it as an excuse for letting yourself go or are young and jealous that she looks better than you. she is still young, and still can be hot (face aside - it just was really never that nice and she doesn't seem to take care of her skin) and knows and works for it. i recently read that most americans lose muscle after the age of 20 - which is so sad, because they really should be in the best shape of their lives for that decade, and the better they keep themselves them, the better they would look in their 30's (and even 40's). lazy, lazy, lazy people who let themselves go and attribute it to 'age.'

What gut? This is ridiculous. Her body looks great. Get a fucking clue.

I would fuck the Federline out of her.

(And by Federline, I mean shit.)

She looks pretty regular.

She's sucking in her stomach Shatner-style. The fingernails are disgusting. And she used to have a better (bigger, shapelier) booty. Oh yeah and f*ck all those scribble style tattoos. I'm not a big fan of ink on women in general, but if you have to, get a real one. Not a dozen tiny ones that make you look like a sixth grader doodled on you during detention.

But still, rather ordinary. I'd probably check out other chicks if I was poolside, but I don't think I'd exactly hurt my eyes, if I saw her.

#28: When we want a sociology / health lecture, we'll let you know. Until then, shut your fucking yap.

As a regular Brit basher I have to say she looks pretty good in these pics. Maybe its just the missing crazy-face but regardless these arent bad.

Good God! Mother want another?

Good God! Mother want another?

Good God! Mother want another?

She wears a lot of hats, apparently.

Oh and, No TOE no GROW.

She's not bad, Ive seen roots on a 5 dollar crack whore...

please insert BETTER between seen and roots....

-I need a proof reader

Yeah I'd say 95% of women are bigger. I still think she looks ok enough though, nothing to make fun over.

Now we're talking about a great natural tan! Y'all watch and learn! A nice and even tan!

Where exactly is Marina Del Rey??!

Don't worry we don't drag her anymore to any atm.Since we've this portable pin pad device.

Hey, she looks good. I mean it. I am talking about her body, not her face. The only thing about her that always bothers me is her rounded shoulders. But that's not her fault, she's just a stumpy person. But for what she has, she looks really good. Money can get you a great trainer - and it can get you all the plastic surgery you can ask for. She's got the money and anyone who says that she hasn't had plastic surgery is a damn fool. She's had a lot of work done, and it's been documented that she uses diet pills. But - I can't be a liar here, and say that she looks bad. Because she doesn't.

she would look so much better with a little posture!

oops, one more thing... that's baby oil next to her on the table. The tan looks sensational, but I just want to remind all of you that it's not really the best thing for you in the long-term. Please be careful with the tanning, kids. You'll be a wrinkly prune by the time you hit 30.. Oh wait, I forgot - Britney has more money than God. She'll get a kickass face and body lift in a year or two. Hey, she's got the money. Let her cook herself in the sun and enjoy it.

She looks Great !

you'd look great too if ya had her money. and all of her ass-kissing handlers.

Will she ever realize how dorky she looks in that hat?

She's looking quite a lot better than she has in a long while, I have to say. Still not my cup of tea, but yeah.

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Was at the local pool Friday, and out of the four teenage girl lifeguards there, Britney looks better than two of those girls. Not bad.

well I always thought you were gay Superfish. you prefer nice washboard abs... perhaps some chest hair too?

@4. The tits are the same. She just has a bigger body. Tight stomachs gone. For good. Thanks KFed.

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Britney's looking great - kudos to her for working with her body type in an athletic manner and not starving herself silly

I guess she will just never get the body she had before back. By NO means is she fat or out of shape, she looks really good but because we have her in the Slave 4 U video to compare this to, I suppose I can't blame people for saying she doesn't look that great.

As a normal person, for having 2 children, she looks fucking phenomenal. As a millionaire celebrity, for having 2 children, she looks okay (especially compared to Jessica Alba or Halle Berry, etc).

It's the shoulders and neck/chin area that are making her look frumpy. Her chin just sort of slides right into her neck and her shoulders slump down into arms making them look less fit.

Oh well. Wish my body looked that good though.

I'd bury my face into every nook and cranny. Her nips will always be too low, but that won't stop me.

I'm taking down a photo on my wall of her and I.... I'm over it.

i think britney looks AMAZING!
she looks so good.
better than most 20 year olds,
and that's including me.
i would love to have her body.

Okay i am sort of yes and no with these pics of her. i think yes she has a good body for a mother of 2, buttttt she is loaded, she can get lipo/personal trainers/etc to look perfect. i on the other hand am a middle class 23 yr old working full time, but has a more defined body than her. and because of that i am yes and no with these pics. the end.

but i do love her for inspiring the slutty schoolgirl outfit :)

None of you ass holes would throw her out of bed. If you would you are a flaming Homo.

Ao pessoal do www.bluerribbon.es: --- Solicito que este e-mail cheque em mãos da Strt. Britney, quem expessifica esta tese é Carlos Cesar ferreira "Tri!", o Jovem que esta sendo rastreado via satélite a decada le dou a serteza de ela ficara felicissima e bem grata: --- Ola Britney, estou aqui pessando em como fazer para que este testo chame a sua atenção,gata você ressebe tantos elógio, que bnão tenho nem palavras para te dar uma cantada mas de auguma forma quero esta perto de você. Seu bekini me jamou a atenção sobre um assunto que ouve no lacal onde procuro aprimora meus conhecimento"Gestão Empresarial". Mas pra você vale se o cor de rosa faz tanto sussesso ,imagine o lilas que é a cor dos querobim apaixonados. Linda Brintey, se sabe quem "eu" sou vol te mandar o numero de minha conta não por interece mas você sabe oque sequinifica Banco Itaú agência 0158, conta 81068 9 4315 514 - Taubaté - São Paulo - Brasil. Mocinha onde moro rua. Francisco Deivd de Oliveira,199 - Cep. 12061-310 - Taubaté - Sâo Paulo - Brasil. Telefone 55 (12) 36294125 . Sem palavras para te dizer te falo. Mui grande é o vosso amor e o meu delito . Porem pode ter fim todo o pecar, e não o vosso amor que é infinito. Essa razão me obriga a cofiar que por mais que pequi neste conflito espero em vosso amor de me salva. Sabe Britney, o tempo é a razão de todo conflito então nele esperamos, para solucionar os probremas. Linda "eu" acabei de rasura um testo que te fiz acho que estava muito meloso... O quero um dia breve te ve pessoalmente, o a sua fama de garota malcriada me chama a atenção e tem mais como é bom conhesser gente nova. Não sendo machão gata acho você um .... Não é que venha ao caso mas é sempre bom sitar faz a mulher se sentir mas mulher. O linda me desculpe ter colocado toda aquela tese sem ao menos entra no assunto mas você como uma pessoa vivida sabe muito bem como é o contidiano. " O um rapaz que estava a mercer de um pisquiatra me disse: --- O "eu" tenho muito dinheiro, so que nunca consigo aucansalo. Pergutei por que? Respodeu que não sabia. Eu disse á ele para que parasse de dizer estas coisas ao pisquiatra. Ele fez oque eu pedi ,e logo em questão de dias ele foi embora para casa dele são e sauvo.Belomenos valeu o meu dito. Agora eu te digo linda Presépio é um presente de Deus para o povo sera que o mundo estava preparado...quantos conflito! Britney me cante uma musica que me deixe bem perto das estrelas. Tchal ,love, Tiamo ... Seja bem vinda ao meu mundo, o meu casamento não vale por duas horas e nem um dia, ele é eterno como o infinito. Não esiste tempo nem espasso unicamente eterno. seja bem vinda ao meu mundo. Britney se quer se minha namorada mais que linda namorada você poderia ser. Você tem que me fezer um juramento de so ter um pensamento ser so minha até o fim e também de não perder esse jeitinho de falar de vargasinho que so você sabe fazer --- Ninfa aqui eu fico. Carlos Cesar Ferreira "Tri!".

She looks better than any of you girls who have let yourselves go. So, all of you. You wish this is how good you could look, but instead, you weight yourselves every morning and whine "I'm trying so hard but I'm not losing any weight!" Except you're not try hard, you fucking fat slobs.

Don't criticize people who succeed at what you fail to do. It makes you look small. And fat. Fat and small. Well, just fat, really. Christ, you're disgusting.

I don't care what anyone says, real women, blah blah blah. She will always look like shit to me.

I give Britney credit -- she looks pretty good now, compared to before.

This chick right there can suck a dick. And ontop of that she is not bad to look at when shes doing it.

She looks pretty good.

And as stupid as she may be, I have to give her respect... she hasn't gotten a tramp-stamp yet.

Welp, I'm wrong. I missed it. She does have one, a little one.

Fucking bimbo. Still looks good, but goddamit she looked better before I noticed that stupid inkjob.

She looks good but you know that isn't going to last with her being on break from touring, eating like crap again, and heavy drinking.

She is richer and more beautiful than anyone who shit talks her. And most girls would KILL to look like that

She is richer and more beautiful than anyone who shit talks her. And most girls would KILL to look like that

heyy alexis canto! uh no shit she is richer than me, but i take offense to what your saying. I would not KILL to look like that. For real? i would never harm anyone or anything to look like her. toolbox

highly bangable indeed. Keep up the good work Brit baby, lets see how hot you can get that ass. I wanna see ya naked. Bad.

Moooooo, mooooo, MooOooOooo...

I guess Britney has given up on the idea of becoming lean, mean "Old" Britney that would give an instant stiffy to any guy. Now looking at these images, I am not sure I'd even want to do her.

Moooooo, mooooo, MooOooOooo...

are those "frills" sticking out of the top of her bikini bottom?

Im glad the photogs had the presence of mind to take picture #15. Thanks a lot jackass, im blind now.

wow ,she looks nice

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Brit looks fine. She has a hiiiint of a beer gut, but what boring, late-twenty-something with too much time on her hands doesn't.

She can get rid of it if she really wants to by, first, cutting the alcoholic binges down... and drinking more water.

Go girl! Compared to a year ago, you look great. Keep it up!

@ #32 - I am sure you would benefit from a sociology lecture, but I am certain you would benefit from a health lecture. The fact that you bothered to read about it and were offended by it indicates that you are a lazy, overweight whiner. You didn't have to read anything, so apparently, you did want one. And, just so you know, it is not a 'fucking yap' when you are typing; you don't have to talk when you type. Last time I checked, anyone can post, so I think you should refrain from childishly instructing others to stop. Go get on a treadmill instead!

A little diet and cardio wouldn't kill her, but otherwise, her body is lookin' damn good. And that weave looks pretty well put on as well. Good work Brit Brit.

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@# 24.....

whooooa hatin much????? damn!! haha, i think u may be some jeal fat chick cuz brit brit looks HOT as shit here!!! spec the back and side views!!! slim waist, no chub anywhere, all nice and toned!!!! im a skinny lil shit, i wish!!! i had her curves!!!

If I had a stomach like that I would not be complaining. Ever. I think she looks fanastic.

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@# 24.....

whooooa hatin much????? damn!! haha, i think u may be some jeal fat chick cuz brit brit looks HOT as shit here!!! spec the back and side views!!! slim waist, no chub anywhere, all nice and toned!!!!

im a skinny lil shit, i wish!!! i had her curves!!!

and @#28./.....RIGHT ON!!!!

I wished I looked as good as her! God people can be cruel......grow up you nasties

I wished I looked as good as her! God people can be cruel......grow up you nasties

Whomever you are that did this post on Britney, go f**k yourself cause she certainly would not do you. She looks damn good to me and her nips do match dumb ass.

Whomever you are that did this post on Britney, go f**k yourself cause she certainly would not do you. She looks damn good to me and her nips do match dumb ass.

She's shaped like SpongeBob Square Pants. No hips, no tone. Very average.

You are unamerican if you would not pound that from behind.

She actually has quite a toned body for having 2 children. Why does the dumb ass writer on this website always say mean sh*t about women's bodies. No one is perfect, asshole and I am sure you have a gut too from sitting here all day writing mean shit about celebrities and eating. Perhaps cutting down women on here makes you feel better about your own pathetic existence?

She actually has quite a toned body for having 2 children. Why does the dumb ass writer on this website always say mean sh*t about women's bodies. No one is perfect, asshole and I am sure you have a gut too from sitting here all day writing mean shit about celebrities and eating. Perhaps cutting down women on here makes you feel better about your own pathetic existence?

Shut Up!!! She looks damn good.

btw, I totally agree with Janine (# 94)

Yeah, her boobs are east-west. But she looks nice. When I was 26 I had two kids, though, too. And I looked better than this. And I didn't have a personal trainer. Hell, I'm 35 and look *almost* this good now. I don't have a tan, is all. Yeah, and from these pics she probably outweighs me by about 10 or 15 pounds. But hey, she'll regret tanning at some point.

beautiful woman, beautiful body, she'll have the last laugh. god love you britney.
smoking hot beautiful.

I dont know why people have to rip on her all the time shes not ugly nor fat idk what you people are talking about, yeah shes an attention whore but name a celeb who isnt!!

She looks pretty good .. I hope her head is on straight.

She ain't even havin it!

Britney? What is she famous for again?

Is it for having more plastic surgery than Victoria Beckham? Or what?

Britney? What is she famous for again?

Is it for having more plastic surgery than Victoria Beckham? Or what?

Most women who have had 2 kids do not look this good.
Most women as crazy as she is do not look this good.
Most women in general do not look this good.
Maybe because she's a celebrity and she used to be in much "better shape" (read: 16 years old) people come down harder on her.

Give Britney a break, I've seen much worse running around in a bikini on the public beaches in LA.

Hot! I would bang her like a drum.

I think she looks fantastic, especially for having two kids. She is slim with muscle and and a sexy ass.

Why is she always hanging out at LA hotels when she has at least TWO very nice homes in LA? Bizarre, although she does look better here.

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britney looks absolutely amazing! love her...so glad she is doing ok & cant wait to see her in concertttt! :)

britney looks absolutely amazing! love her...so glad she is doing ok & cant wait to see her in concertttt! :)

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Uhg....

....that country-ghetto, trailer trash neanderbilly broad's gross.

Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin', disgusting waste of natural resources.

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Uhg....

....that country-ghetto, trailer trash neanderbilly broad's gross.

Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin', disgusting waste of natural resources.

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Uhg....

....that country-ghetto, trailer trash neanderbilly broad's gross.

Just think, between her infamous stink feet, that fishy snatch and her ashtray ciggie breath she is one stinkin', disgusting waste of natural resources.

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Eh.....I'm usually pretty hard on her because she used to have an awesome body so I'm going to say she looks good. Definitely not the Britney of old but it looks like she will never be that girl again so I guess I have to get used to that. (sigh)

#74 i agree with you there. i work out 4x a week precisely to avoid looking like that. it doesnt take much. calorie counting and exercise keep me in a size 2.

everyone who says that for the resources she has on hand, she could and should look better, you are right!

Her bolt-ons look weirder than before. Her nipples are pointing to the ground...

It's called having had two kids you retard.

And honestly, for having shat out a couple of money sinks, she looks really damn good.

very beuitufull............

I am thinking the dumb ass writer is ugly, has a 2 inch dick and has never had any. It is strange to me you can be critical of anyone. Seems to me you are so negative you must dislike yourself.

you little bitch. you're tired of not hitting it. and never will. go with what you know and just stick with cock.

I wish I could rear her caboose

Her mouse is the most beautiful part.

She looks so young.

Britney Spears in a bikini. Woow.. "For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful"

I followed the link to her "gut" expecting some close-up of hideous rolls or lipo scars or something... but it's just a normal flat-looking stomach... am I missing something or are we just creating faults out of nothing for the hell of it?

The guy in the 7th picture with his face in Britney's crotch is my hero!
Like Neil Armstrong he takes one small step for men everywhere. :-)

Any man who wouldn't eat her is a homo