Aug 19 2009Britney Spears does Letterman Top 10. In a bikini.

Que exciting?

At least she combed out and styled the wig for once.

#1: thanks for not being one of those assholes that posts "first!" like it's a fucking accomplishment

Now shut up.

That was one big bucket of fail.

It's not 2000 anymore, Brit. You had 2 kids. Your body was your entire career, and now you're a typical, slightly deflated cali-blond with a passable singing voice that's pushing 30.

Take the money and run. Let the world devour another young hottie and push her to the brink of suicide. It's the American way.

first!!!

first!!!

I think she's very sweet *sunny*

not funny.

IMPEACH oBAMA!

I'd vote for her!

She would be way better than the Facist, anti American loser we have now.

Go Brittany!

IMPEACH oBAMA!

I watch this and thinking to meself, why for is the beach looking so funny. Is just one tree and so small the beach behind her. And when did beach get put inside gold box? Is this the normal of now?

I say to myself, "where are pelicans?" And then, you know what next. FACEPALM!!!! I don't know where beach is!!!!!! Makes me laugh.

the number one on the list shouldve been EVERYONES PUSSAH CAN BE HANGIN OUT.

Ooh that's embarrassing.
Would have been ok or even maybe funny if they got her to do it dressed but she's not the same Britney from 4 years ago and someone needs to tell her.
She can't see that she's deluded or maybe she does these as a desperate way to convince herself it's 4 years ago.

God I can't wait for train wreck Britney to come back

Abe you retard Obama is a puppet like Dubya was. Kennedy was our last true leader. The Federal Reserve and the bankers and industrialists etc. run this country. They have sent our jobs overseas not for the good of the nation, for how can our money leaving us be a good thing (well, except for Wall Street and the glorious shareholders!)? Of course even our money holds not value it is mere FIAT for shit's sake!!!!!
Obama is perfect! He is not white, he is a democrat so the pendulum swung back to give the other half of the country's idiotic voters a feeling of being empowered somehow and yet, he has upped our military spending by 11% during a depression. Gee, 700 billion a year for military, 44% of our tax money for the military industrial establishment!!!! Of course we are in ruins!
Anyway, Britney looks fucking sexy as Hell to me. You know, because I am neither gay or a liar.

Hard to tell which is the bigger dumb ass, her or dave.
She would double the current IQ level in the White House just walking through the door.
She probably has much less disdain for her country than our current buffoon in chief .

Oh set your calendars, boys and girls. Brit appearances on Letterman usually precede an eruption of her Crazy Volcano. It's an attention getting stunt, and when it doesn't get any, she'll have to resort to something more insane.

Somebody hide her car keys, hair trimmers, and anything she might tattoo herself with.

i think she looks great!

Totally un-funny. She needs to wake up to the fact she is not some cutsey 19 year old anymore. What a retard.

There is a half happiness and a half sadness on her face.

There is a half happiness and a half sadness on her face.

She is so kind girl.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT NUMBER 12!!!!!! YEEEAHHHH!

#12..... i think i love you.!!

iawtc x100

What's funny is that people were actually expecting this to be funny. Letterman top 10, and his show in general are never funny. Jimmy Fallon is even less painfull to watch! Bring back leno already! Thank god for Conan.

Say what you will, I think she looks pretty fine.

And Abe, it's fascist. First learn how to spell it, then look it up so you might actually have the slightest clue what the hell you're talking about, rather than talking out of your retarded ass.

And for a chick that's pushing or is 30 and has 2 kids, Britney looks damn good! What the he'll are people expecting?? She's a milf, she's not 16 anymore people.

Great idea, Letterman Top Ten list while wearing a bikini, that's sure to get some publicity. The genius switch has no off button in the Spears publicity camp.

I'm glad someone pointed out that Abe has no fucking clue what fascist means. Although maybe in his head a fasist is something else we don't know. Also stop bitching about Obama. I don't see any of you geniuses coming up with ways to run this country. Actually scratch that, I'd be fucking terrified to hear them. Only greedy money hungry Americans think obama is doing a bad job. Boo obama isn't leaving me enough money for my boat and house in the Bahamas, poor me. Shut up and just live your simple lives, jackasses.

@26
"Only greedy money hungry Americans"
You are an absolute idiot.
Open your eyes dumb ass and read a few current events.

Oh I forgot, you can have french fry duty when you are done mopping the floor.

That was laugh-free. Smile-free also. It made me feel like punching my cat. She's a moron, and not nearly as pretty as everyone around her would like us to believe.

i hate liars = complete moron

She's having fun, I'll give her a pass on this one.

No, lololololol. You are the moron. The world isn't run by politicians, it's run by privately owned banking organizations. The truth is Obama really is just a puppet, a distraction actually, just like every godammned thing that you see on your television or read in the news. Stop taking everything the media tells you as fact. Regardless of the source, always think, ask questions and use your f*cking brain.

Wake The F*ck Up - Wake the Fuck Up. This is a website for making fun of celebrities. If I wanted to use my fucking brain, I would do it on another forum. When I come here, it's so that I don't HAVE to think.

Way to come in to the room and spoil the party for everyone else. Ugghhh... thinking sucks!

The world is run by an elite of rich families. its silly how people go out of their way to vote and this and that, like their opinion really counts.

HA!

#26. Obama is a damn puppet.

im sick of all the brainwashed sheeps walking around this country wasting oxygen!

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT OBAMA? JESUS CHRIST. Is he a puppet is he not a puppet, is he a socialist or not a socialist? Is this Fox News? No I do not think so.

This girl is thick. I don't think thick is bad - she looks decent if you're into a more thick style of girl. Thank GOD she washed her hair.

THERE PEOPLE - that's what we call - "Keeping it on topic!"

This is what happens to the country when a common street ape is placed in a position of power. Obumma wants to turn the U.S. into a county like Kenya, where he was born, similar to the Congo or any other ape run country that is in utter economic, social, and cultural disarray and failure. Murder, starvation, rape & pillage, that is all that can be expected from the darkies and their non-existant positive leadership capability. CHANGE!!!

I'll do her.

Okay, this was supposed to be funny, stop turning this thread into a political debate. Go to CNN or Fox News threads for that shit.

Britney looks great. Even though her body isn't banging like it was in her "I'm a slave 4 U" days, it still pretty good. She looks great in her videos, and is looking happy. I agree with "angela" @35, keep it on the topic.

@36, I just have to say this and totally contradict my own comment, posted prior to this one. Are you a fucking dumb ass? Do you not know our Constitution? If Obama had been born in Kenya, he couldn't be president since only "natura born" citizens can be Pres or VP. Get educated you racist white trash.

#39

Actually, Obomma has never produced a valid birth certificate, and his grandmother was quoted in an interview some years ago as saying she was in Kenya when he was born and witnessed the birth. Unfortunately she's now dead. There are currently multiple court proceedings underway to determine where he was actually born.

What I find most comical about Obomma is that his father was black, mother was white. His father, in true stereotypical behavior, abandoned his child and baby mama soon after birth, and little Barry Obomma was raised by his white mother and then his white grandmother, yet he chooses to be "recognized" as a black dude.

She might have a more coherent fiscal strategy. The money has to come from somewhere before you can spend it.

She could start by covering some of that sloppy mess up before all her fans dump her for Geri Halliwell. Halliwell is 10 yrs older but looks 10 years younger. I think these pity ticket sales will dry up.

http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/3Geri-Halliwell.jpg

BS should fire whoever she let talk her into doing that.

Fascism, pronounced /ˈfæʃɪzəm/, comprises a radical and authoritarian nationalist political ideology[1][2][3][4] and a corporatist economic ideology. [5] advocate the creation of a single-party state.[7] Fascist governments forbid and suppress criticism and opposition to the government and the fascist movement.[8] Fascism opposes class conflict, blames capitalist liberal democracies for its creation and communists for exploiting the concept.[9] In the economic sphere, many fascist leaders have claimed to support a "Third Way" in economic policy, which they believed superior to both the rampant individualism of unrestrained capitalism and the severe control of state communism.[10][11] This was to be achieved by establishing significant government control over business and labour (Mussolini called his nation's system "the corporate state").[12][13] No common and concise definition exists for fascism and historians and political scientists disagree on what should be in any concise definition.[14]

In your guys' retardedly ill-fated debate about high school government, you've all forgot to point out how ridiculously fat and disgusting Britney looks.

Shame on you, shame on you all.

First of all, for those of you who wish to get political...remember: the jews run the world. End of story.

At least she has nice skin? Haha. Brave of her, though.

-meream

#9 WTF are you saying?????

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's people like Abe (post #8) that make it impossible for the US to move forward in ANY way. I bet you still believe the Bible too, huh? Talking snakes and burning bushes... that's in NO way more ridiculous than the idea of Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy, no not at all.

*facepalm*

LOL @ #40. you people need to get your facts straight I suggest you look them up before you start spreading lies!

On the contrary #40. Obama’s father was an educated man who met his mother in college and was actually married to Obama’s mother before they divorced shortly when he was young but he was in Obama’s life before his death. He never ran out on them he just went back to Kenya. Nice try though. It would be a good guess to just assume the usual but those sort of antics are reserved for American born and raised blacks the rest of them acutally have some class.

Also to #3. that was the best thing I have ever read. PERFECT EXAMPLE!!!!

Wait -- Britney can read?

Come on. I look better in a bikini than she does here. I mean, she's cute but not 'pop star' hot.

Wow..."For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful".

Which Pacific ocean tribe is missing this member?

Fat.

The clip is removed but did she play her didgeridoo too on the show?

Talking about akward! It's that the millions are making it up!

Britany Spears is a whale here. I would not go on TV looking like that.

Also, it's amazing the number of birthers, neo-nazi's, and various assorted racists and dumbasses that appear when you mention the name "Obama". Why are you guys wasting your time on the superficial? Isn't there an abortion clinic somewhere you need to bomb or a klan rally you will be late for?

she doesn't look good here......they should have had her standing, She looks wide, old and rather dumpy. They made a mistake -she looks bad.... sorry... she could have looked awesome but this bikini shit is getting old.

You make a lot of sense, R12. As much as I like Obama, I think very little has changed. It's all about the $$$$.

As for Britney, she looks good but man, she is dumb.

people like #35 are why this country is so damn stupid

"forget talking about politics or things that effect us and our world today, lets just judge Brittney Spear's body!"

*gets aka 47 for sheep shooting rampage*

Me parece de muy mal gusto que hablen asi de britney, se nota que es una señorita decente y que no se pone en bolas como los gatos baratos de Sofovich, no señor, ella es mucho más decente que esa manga de gatos baratos, britney escribime te dejo mi mail locoporvos@hotmail.com

I support a Lunar Nightclub project. Go NASA!

OK, OK, I give in.... I'D HIT IT!!!

I'd have to double-bag, but I'd hit it, OK?

5 minutes of my life I'd never get back, but hell, I'd even throw in 5 minutes of "cuddling".
The girl's probably never been 'just held' in her life......

I'm going to purge now.

Britney to this beautiful
and it is necessary to take into account that she already had two children is therefore normal that it is out of shape, but still in, in my opinion, she is simply fantastic!

Shes cute thats for sure ,and shes got back enough to form for the bikinni ,shes within striking distance of her former self

I vote for the Superficial writer to be the next President.

I'm Ba'lack Oboombox, and by the government taking control of corporations, industry, healthcare, and every other facet of American life, eliminating the free market, eliminating competition, incentive, motivation, and most of all, freedom, all the while increasing inflation ten-fold, making the U.S. a third-world economic power with unemployment over 50% and euthenizing everyone over 65, I'll create jobs! Change!

Sorry! but she looks old, like a hag. wow disgusting body. Gross around the middle. Boobies have gone thru a war, so flat chested, girl you're not the old britney in a million years. LOL! No excuses i'm a mother. I LOOK SUPER FINE!
What's happening to this stars. It's pathetic! Lohan posted on twitter some pics of her with her hair over her chest. What chest! she has lost so much weight, She looks like a crack hoe! LOL, Hollywood Coming Soon, Watch out for me. A TRUE FINE BEAUTY! HA HA HA HA HA

Sorry! but she looks old, like a hag. wow disgusting body. Gross around the middle. Boobies have gone thru a war, so flat chested, girl you're not the old britney in a million years. LOL! No excuses i'm a mother. I LOOK SUPER FINE!
What's happening to this stars. It's pathetic! Lohan posted on twitter some pics of her with her hair over her chest. What chest! she has lost so much weight, She looks like a crack hoe! LOL, Hollywood Coming Soon, Watch out for me. A TRUE FINE BEAUTY! HA HA HA HA HA

Sorry! but she looks old, like a hag. wow disgusting body. Gross around the middle. Boobies have gone thru a war, so flat chested, girl you're not the old britney in a million years. LOL! No excuses i'm a mother. I LOOK SUPER FINE!
What's happening to this stars. It's pathetic! Lohan posted on twitter some pics of her with her hair over her chest. What chest! she has lost so much weight, She looks like a crack hoe! LOL, Hollywood Coming Soon, Watch out for me. A TRUE FINE BEAUTY! HA HA HA HA HA

Sorry! but she looks old, like a hag. wow disgusting body. Gross around the middle. Boobies have gone thru a war, so flat chested, girl you're not the old britney in a million years. LOL! No excuses i'm a mother. I LOOK SUPER FINE!
What's happening to this stars. It's pathetic! Lohan posted on twitter some pics of her with her hair over her chest. What chest! she has lost so much weight, She looks like a crack hoe! LOL, Hollywood Coming Soon, Watch out for me. A TRUE FINE BEAUTY! HA HA HA HA HA

Wow the amount of ignorance on just this board finally made me realize why the US is going down the drain. It's sad really. It seems everyone thinks like #68 and views socialism like a plague.

For all those people saying not to listen to everything the media says is only doing the same thing by listening to the dumb republican propaganda. No one seems to be making informed decisions by doing research.

Also free healthcare does not take away your freedom. If Canada and Norway can do it why can't the US? Are those countries any less democratic? Are the Canadians and Norwegian oppressed in anyway?

I feel bad for Obama really. Not only he has to try to clean up the mess Bush made but he also have to be blamed for Bush's mess. People changes do not happen overnight. The amount of stuff Obama did up until now is way more than Bush ever did in his eight years. The amount of American stupidity is pitiful.

this is sad...she is insane and she's being objectified....very sad...poor girl she looks like shit...

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------------------------------------She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating site____W e a l t h y D a t e r . C 0 M____ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

Anyone who ends up fighting about politics on the Superficial must be pretty fucking stupid.

First off, just gonna start with the actual topic at hand which is Miss Spears. Britney looks great to of had 2 kids (back 2 back), then to of had a complete mental breakdown (which I still believe with all my heart was Postpartum Depression), then to of done all the other crazy stuff she used to do. Anyway, I think she is doing so much better and looking so much better. You don't get your body back overnight after having 2 kids unless you were a stick figure and didn't eat much at all during your pregnancy. Brit wasn't a stick figure to begin with, she has always been more muscular and toned and athletic than super thin. I think when she met K-Fed that she stopped excercising and we all know that muscle turns to fat when you stop working out. That's why most of these body builders that had done steroids and come off them and stop working out, do not only lose their muscle tone, but they get fat. I am not saying Britt is fat or ever was for that matter. She just wasn't thin or toned after having kids. She has started working out again and you have to admit she is looking better, but it will take some time for her to turn the fat back to muscle. I think it was BRAVE of her to do this considering how people on the internet are hung up on everyone that isn't stick figured being over weight. Just look at how poor Jessica Simpson has taken so much heat for gaining a little weight. No wonder so many of America's youth are anorexic and starve themselves. They get on these sites like this and read that Britney & Jessica is FAT and that makes them think badly about themselves. For the record I'd much rather see someone with a few extra pounds on them than someone that looks like they belong in Ethiopia, at least we know that the one with the few extra pounds is healthy and at least they do eat. It just really is sad that America is so hung up on people's weight. For all those saying Brit is fat, then don't be surprised when ur kid develops an eating disorder then you'll have no one but urself to blame. Okay, secondly America was founded on Christianity and I am not talking about today's Christians that are hipocrits that go to church on Sunday and on Monday are gossiping, cursing, and lying. It says in the Bible to pray for your president. Well I am praying for him, I'm praying he isn't the for-runner to the Anti-christ & that he actually turns out to be a great president. You can say all you want about Christianity, but it's strange to me that the Bible has predicted so many of the things that are going on today. I don't believe in Obama's veiws about the government controlling every aspect of our lives. It has nothing to do with him being black, it's just the way that everything that he spews seems Anti-American. Plus, all these extreme Muslims refer to him as Messiah. That worries me, I'm not gonna lie, it really does. Whoever said that people that believe the Bible are crazy b/c it has talking snakes and burning bushes, well to you I say A LOT of the Bible is metaphorical, it doesn't mean there was actually a talking snake, but could mean there was someone that was perceived as a serpent (evil). Anyway, this is a crazy gossip site and I don't want to get further into Christianity or our messed up Government (that was messed up far before the Bush's came along). George Bush I will agree didn't come off as very intelligent, but at least he did do one good thing which was have our military to capture Saddam Hussein. What has Obama done for us? Nothing and I realize change doesn't come over night, but how does spending money that we don't have help?

@ 78 - Actually muscle doesn't turn to fat. It might lose tone, but that shouldn't take long to fix.

http://www.truestarhealth.com/members/cm_archives11ML3P1A20.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/26/health/nutrition/26real.html

It's pretty much 50% of Britneys job to be fit, especially if she's going to be 95% naked while on television. Otherwise she could have worn a more flattering outfit that doesn't highlight her failure to deliver.

It's not like she works in a sweatshop 14 hours a day 7 days a week, plus takes care of her kids and then has to maintain an world class physique on top of that.
It's her job as a performer to be fit, and if she's not disciplined enough to do that like Gwen Stefani, Halle Berry or Geri Halliwell (was, she's slacking), she could wear something that covers the fat rolls on her gut, but maybe shows off her thighs. I think her face is pretty, and her hair obscures her football player neck.

I like that Bush started that "no call list" to stop telemarketers from hustling crap on me.

Bush didn't start the National Do Not Call Registry. It was an overwhelmingly popular initiative spearheaded by Reps. Billy Tauzin (R-LA) and John Dingell (D-MI), which Bush signed into law because it happened to have passed on his watch.

I would love to see her take some time off to spend with her kids and figure out who she really is outside of the music industry. It would be great to then see her come back as a more mature, polished, classy, singer and dancer. She has talent, and I would love to see her change her image as far as wearing clothes that show her off without appearing trashy; and possibly toning down her hair color to a more flattering, classy shade. It think it is very attractive when a woman knows who they are and what they are worth. Women don't have to reveal so much skin in order to have people find them attractive. I was a teenager who desperately wanted male attention which I mistook for love and affection. I wore clothes that were far too revealing and enjoyed when guys looked at me and made comments to me. When I finally realized that the love I was seeking wasn't going to come from a man that I had attracted based on peaking his sexual interest; I changed my image and became more confident in my worth as a human being. I can only thank God for helping me to realize who I am in Him. I pray Britney finds out that true beauty comes from within - not what our bodies look like and how the world views us physically.

IF YOU WROTE ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN BRITTANY SPEARS IN A DAMN BIKINI BEING STUPID THIS COMMENT ISNT FOR YOU

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go there and fight like blubbering idiots remember the point of this whole thing is BRITTANY SPEARS not obama

go cry somewhere else losers

its for fun quit thinking so much you dont look smart you look like a fucktard

IF YOU WROTE ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN BRITTANY SPEARS IN A DAMN BIKINI BEING STUPID THIS COMMENT IS FOR YOU

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go there and fight like blubbering idiots remember the point of this whole thing is BRITTANY SPEARS not obama

go cry somewhere else losers

its for fun quit thinking so much you dont look smart you look like a fucktard

Someone PLEEEEEEAASE save these folks from their unbelievable ignorance! Britney is actually very REAL in her appearance! No more airbrushed skin, red lips, or washboard abs from working out compulsively and pathetically everyday of her life. A thick as+ like that can sit on my face any day of the week instead of perched atop a treadmill! You unoriginal dumbas+'s, she only looked like a Sims Avatar before because she was a teenage pop singer that was served to this petty shallow society of ours on a spray bottle tan and bronzer covered platter. When she debuted...(BEFORE reality became visible to you airbrushed glasses wearing superficial clones), while in her "prime", (according to society's fu€ked up standards) she was an abused illusion from her 12 inch makeup to the genius modern pop/hip-hop music video style camera angles that bent her young beautiful smile, young life, and bright youthful self esteem. Of course since she fell back to earth she doesn't realize the full extent of how falsely portrayed her image was by the media, nor does she care. So here it is folks! A REAL LIFE WOMAN. This is the embodiment, the representation of the HOTTEST BIT€H you will EVER see on your side of the distorted Hollywood camera lens. Open your eyes fools! No one actually looks like "a slave for you" in the real world. Get your asses up from the couch and computer chairs and use your own eyes to see. Do something with your "personal" time outside of soaking in MTV for once. Get in touch with your own original opinions, the ones you were BORN with prior to losing all touch with your identity. I DARE YOU ALL to see if you are capable of thinking for yourselves, thoughts that are not at all influenced by society's peer pressured popularity. Do any of you remember that you are unique and you can think for yourself? Wow! Betcha never thought like this before kids! You all sound ridiculously identical and of course predictable. So sad that you all seem to have the same conformed views and standards as the one before you. Sad Sad Little mass produced, single minded, uncultured American robots you all are! You are now free to think your own thoughts without fear of rejection or mental independence! Mama SkyWalker has given you permission! ENJOY!