Aug 4 2009Britney Spears allowed near Lindsay Lohan. Smart.

exchanging bad hair dye recommendations?

first!

Lohan looks terrible in No. 8...

Seriously - what's up with their hair color? And what's on Lindsay's ear??

Nostradamus predicted this was going to happen... I just didn't expect this to happen today. It's bad enough I have to see Lindsay's straight to DVD/Blu Ray being sponsered on here but this shit just hit the motherload of all that can possibly happen.

Count me in for a 3-way.

That's a nasty surgical scar on Ms. Spears knee.

Ouch.

I personally think that LiLo looks a lot like Nicole Kidman. Well, at least how Kidman will look on her 80th birthday. I'm sure that the rest of you folks can see the adds for Lohan's Oscar verhicle on this site. What a difference a couple of hours of air brushing will do to make some look human.

At least she's prepping for her new movie (It's in 8mm, right?)

meth?

Beautiful Britney - one of the most popular singers in history!
Lovely Lindsay - one of the most popular actresses in history!
Ugly,untalented people get more jealous of them every day.
We all wish them the very best.

Lohan looks like Gollum...

Oh, and Fish, don't bite the hand that feeds you (see left and right of page)

It's not good when Lindsay Lohan looks like she could reprise her Parent Trap role.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away called Hollywood these two were considered young, beautiful, talented stars, or was that only two years ago. Time flies.

That looks like a scar from a torn meniscus surgery. Jeeze. I usually only see that happen to soccer players and gymnasts. I guess she was dancing when this happened. It always freaks me out when I see those scars.

Skank Fest.....

#7, #14
With all due respect, that is her vagina, and it freaks me out too.

Now it's not like matter & anti matter have collided - not quite.

Where's a fucking grenade when you need one.

Where's a fucking grenade when you need one.

Where's a fucking grenade when you need one.

Britney Spears allowed near Lindsay Lohan actually is smart...for Britney's image: she looks younger, healthier and more beautiful next to Lindsay. Who would have thought...?

Real classy when people wear sunglasses INDOORS and cant even take them off to talk to you.

I'll say what I said in the last Britney post...

... Britney's pushing 30 and with two kids, while Lindsay just turned 23. Now that the gods have heard me and allowed this unholy union to manifest... be honest, who looks better than who? If you say Gollum (Lindsay) than you deserve to be shot with a 12 gauge to your eyes.

All we need is Paris and the bimbo summit is complete, hopefully domestic affairs such as crotch baring will be back on again...

Besides rehab stories, fucked up families and Drano hair color, what can they possibly have in common? Miles of dick consumed while working for Disney?

Is it just me or does Lindsay look like Nicole Kidman in the first pic to others too?

Photoshop makes me sad when the I see Lindsay's new movie ad on both sides of my monitor showing her with completely monochromatic skin........and then I see the real pictures of her with cute freckles all over. I like the freckles better. Boo Photoshopping freckles.

Nicole Kidman doesn't look like Nicole Kidman. No, that's not a typo.

Freckles? Looks like rust to me.

What caused Britney to need the knee surgery? Nasty scar

Could the skank squad be reuniting? If you can smell the Valtrax, you know Paris is in the vicinity. This is awsome! Bring out the coke, grey goose, and hair clippers! The Four Whores of the apacolypse are back on the prowl. Don't forget the umbrella! I'll lay down 50 that Lindsay ends goes tits up first. Fucking loser can't even handle some skinny dyke! Slap that bitch up when she gives ya lip, Linds!

ooofff! LL is lookin really, really bad. Time to update my celebrity death pool...again.

Wow, Lindsey doesn't look a day over 45!

Wait, that's a day UNDER. Sorry!

Lohan looks soooo much better in the photoshopped ads. Seriously people, if anyone buys you this garbage, even as a gag gift, kick them right in the fucking pussy...

Look at those plastic smiles.

Terrifying.

@#30 Meg: I believe she messed up her knee REALLY bad during a dance routine on a video shoot years ago, and it required surgery.

@#31 Annie: Four Whores of the Apocalypse? Lindsay, Britney, Paris... and who else? Kim?

Apparently Britney is so stoned she doesn't even realize she's inside and should take off those ridiculous sunglasses.

I really wish britney would do something with her fucking hair. She has a shitload of money, cant she go to a salon and get GOOD coloring and cut? Also, buy a fucking brush. SIGH

GOTTA LOVES DEH PHOTOSHOPZ.

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Anyone notice the scar on Britney Spears's knee? Did she have knee surgery?

i love lindsay and paris <3

LL: "fuck i can't believe i'm being photographed with spears."

LL looks better in this photo than i've seen her in a long time...but she still looks like shit

BS.....how can people think she's pretty/good looking? who are these people buying her records and going to her shows...she can't even sing...so you are going to one of her shows to watch her lip sync and "dance" and lounge around like madonna (who sucks too by the way). i just don't fucking get it. who the fuck is telling brit brit that she's pretty?????????? why can't she go get something done with that hair? or is daddy giving her an allowance just big enough for her drug habit? i bet you brit brit's dealer is LL (well that might be giving LL too much credit). brit looks like a fuckin alien...she needs those glasses

LOL #18

ok im done

Ha ha! Lindsay looks more and more like Skeletor every time I see her! And frankly, Britney looks like Man-at-Arms...

Maybe Jamie Spears wants Lindsay to influence Britney to stop throwing up after her Frappucino

Maybe Jamie Spears wants Lindsay to influence Britney to start throwing up after her Frappucino

*start throwing up

#10. You are freaking delusional if you still think Lindsay Lohan is still popular. You must have missed her straight to DVD movie on the left and right of the page. lol

I'll give you Britney muscially, but hotness factor............. she's lost it.

It's sad that just a couple of years ago these two were gorgeous girls...... women wanted to be them and guys just wanted them. Now nobody cares about either more so Lindsay then Britney.

Britney stay away before she ruins what's left of your career too. That white trash girl is like Aids she will destroy you!!!

Superficial, the main pic of Lilo and Brit Brit leaning into each other lookin' like two veterans of the Hollywood wars, is a great choice. Brit Brit's knee scar really punctuates it, visually. Hidden from view is Brit Brit's cooch. What goes through my mind is Antonio Banderas from, The 13th Warrior, "... it looks like it was gnawed upon..." The mental and emotional scars must be like a road map of pain that would have Magellan, himself, unable to navigate and read which way is up. As for, Lilo? The inside of her nose probably looks like a lepers chaffed and oozing arm pit. Throw in Lilo's own emotional and mental scarring, and burn victims would think, "shit, I don't even ook THAT bad!" These two together? Somewhere, a seal has been broken. It may not be the seventh, but it's certainly not the first. The end is extremely nigh!

Yeeesh!

Man, get Amy Winhouse with those two dumbass, fugly twats and you'd have the makings for a ginormous meltdown of truly epic entertaining proportions.

These two hobags, both "F" listers at best. Fuckin' just shoot 'em and put 'em out of humanity's misery.

Few others, other than the uber shitbag Ryan O'Neil, are greater wastes of this planet's very valuable natural resources.

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Yeeesh!

Man, get Amy Winhouse with those two dumbass, fugly twats and you'd have the makings for a ginormous meltdown of truly epic entertaining proportions.

These two hobags, both "F" listers at best. Fuckin' just shoot 'em and put 'em out of humanity's misery.

Few others, other than the uber shitbag Ryan O'Neil, are greater wastes of this planet's very valuable natural resources.

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I would lay them both out in bed, naked and side-by-side and slam some monster rails off both these chicks' tits, then fuck them stupid with my coke-numbed cock.

Of course, if you were to point out that fucking them stupid is impossible as they already exist in that mental state, I wouldn't be able to argue with you. But that wouldn't stop me from trying.

joe m, Randal you are not.

So britney now has access to cocaine or meth via lindsay. Sweet.

two skanks in one place, they are made for each other, Britney should turn lesbo

when photo'd by herself Britney looks like a worn out piece of trailer park trash. Now that you place her beside Lindsay I would have to say that Britney Spears is the most attractive female I have ever seen in my entire life.

I have got to hire me an ugly person to follow me around and stand beside me all day.

Lohan clearly still has a lovely sparkle in her eyes, what a beauty, but she needs to put on a few pounds.

Are these two people on the top spot of the celebrity deathwatch list? - bbwsinglesdate.com

wow.... Britney's teeth are whiter and makeup is better than lilo. holy crap, lilo has starting to look like sam!

Since you like Britney, check out my new album called Las lobas! If you'd like to publish it on your site or if you have any comments on the mix, let me know.

Oh my god!No again i'ts the end

That scar on Britney's knee is from having two knee injuries. She's had one in 99 I think and another in 2004. That's why she cancelled her Onyx Hotel Tour back then and why she can't do very big moves with her legs anymore.

Lindsay Lohan is having some spirituel time with guru Britney Spears.

"Oh guru,do i've have to swallow these pills before or after the bottle of booze?"

All the gathered STD's together.I would have expected at least a mushroom cloud!?

What were they talking about?

#4, I think that's an ear cuff that people just use to look like they have a lot of piercings. It goes in like the cartilage. But eh. Whatever.

#61 is right about the 2004 surgery. It was when people were saying she lied about having knee surgery and really got a boob job when she probably just had both.

Poor Lindsay. There's like none of her left.