Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family's shame. Then again, they've been letting Britney parade out in public lately, so what's one teenage pregnancy amidst a potential SWAT team showdown over McNugget sauce? Live and let live, I guess.
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Reader Comments
1. PlushBarbieTits - August 31, 2009 4:51 PM
MILFS?
2. Bid Dick - August 31, 2009 4:52 PM
id fuck them both in the pooper
3. havoc - August 31, 2009 4:54 PM
Shoot....
Thar's sum cuntry lovin' right thar....
Shoot....
.
4. bans - August 31, 2009 4:55 PM
really, nothing? Jamie's got a good body still
5. bans - August 31, 2009 4:55 PM
really, nothing? Jamie's got a good body still
6. http://www.thefamousphere.com - August 31, 2009 4:56 PM
Such a shame. Whatever happened to that cute girl who hadn't yet pushed two children out of her now mangled vagina? They had better start their book learnin' early so they don't get screwed when they start selling those crazy pills their mom takes.
7. http://www.thefamousphere.com - August 31, 2009 4:56 PM
Such a shame. Whatever happened to that cute girl who hadn't yet pushed two children out of her now mangled vagina? They had better start their book learnin' early so they don't get screwed when they start selling those crazy pills their mom takes.
8. joe blow - August 31, 2009 4:57 PM
I fucked them both... but then I woke up and realized I had humped my pillow... that was quite a relief.
9. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - August 31, 2009 5:02 PM
Jamie still has a cute look and a good body.
10. joe blow - August 31, 2009 5:07 PM
#6 & 7...
While "mangled vagina" is the funniest thing I've read all day, the fact is she had the two spawn of Federline cut from her gut via C-Section.
11. jime - August 31, 2009 5:09 PM
Britney looks amazing!!! I really love her and I'm so proud of her! lovely kids! SP is soooo handsmee! LOL
12. lololololol - August 31, 2009 5:17 PM
haha britney is wearing the same bikini she wore 2 weeks ago at the ritz! what stupid b*tch!
13. Randal - August 31, 2009 5:21 PM
This is exactly what taking care of one's self is meant to look like and Britney and Jamie are doing a fine job. Both have had beautiful children! Not only do they show those beauties off but they're also proud of their healthy looking bodies.
Great job, ladies!
Randal
14. MinaG - August 31, 2009 5:27 PM
Cute kiddo.. She's getting big..
15. Danklin24 - August 31, 2009 5:31 PM
Wow when did all the comment posters here grow vaginas? That being said, Jamie Lynn does have a hot body. Wonder if she had her kid vaginally.
16. Rick - August 31, 2009 5:37 PM
I'd pump Jamie Lynn full of tards, but not Britney, she's too sausage-like.
17. Andrea - August 31, 2009 5:39 PM
Finally it becomes clear: they're building an army of retards. I'd be worried, but in all likelihood they'll end up flinging feces at each other.
18. pete - August 31, 2009 5:40 PM
Jamie Lynn needs to put that kid in the pool and hold its head under the water so she can have a future free to do what she wants with that hot body.
19. Valentina - August 31, 2009 5:41 PM
Jesus effing christ.....those two flabby beasts need to acquaint themselves with salad and exercise!
20. Eric - August 31, 2009 5:41 PM
There is something wrong when a MILF is still jailbait.
21. Susan - August 31, 2009 5:42 PM
"haha britney is wearing the same bikini she wore 2 weeks ago at the ritz! what stupid b*tch!"
And it's the same bikini you wore a week ago at the Ritz! I mean, the Motel 8.
22. Valentina - August 31, 2009 5:44 PM
#17 I'm crying from laughing so hard!
23. Joe - August 31, 2009 5:44 PM
I thought that slut jamie lynn was pregnant? did she have an abortion?
24. Mel - August 31, 2009 5:55 PM
Jamie Lynn isn't pregnant again, tabloids just run the mill about her cos her OK confession was the fastest selling magazine ever. And she's 18 now, so not 'jailbait'
25. Did - August 31, 2009 6:16 PM
How come my mom blamed me for years for 'destroying her body', i.e., stretch marks? Yet Jamie has none?
26. ick - August 31, 2009 6:26 PM
i think britney should teach jamie lynn to stand up straight. I prefer britney's thick athletic hour glass shape, to jamie lynn's lazy slouchy hill billy pear shape.
27. gotmilk? - August 31, 2009 6:44 PM
12, when did bathing suits become disposable? you are an asshat.
there is nothing hot about jamie lynn's body.
28. briELLE - August 31, 2009 7:04 PM
AWESOME... I'm happy to see her family coming together.
29. Kelley - August 31, 2009 7:34 PM
Poor Britney and her stumpy little legs ...
30. Pair of slutty dumbasses - August 31, 2009 7:34 PM
SLUTney & LEGS-SPREAD lee: poster children for why birth control should be forced on some stupid chicks.
31. Britarded - August 31, 2009 8:02 PM
Britney looks like a man. Britney has never had those long slender legs
her sister has. Where does Britney get her butch manly body from?
Britney's mom is slender and petitie, Jamie-Lynn is slender. Yet
Britney has big shoulders, bull neck and stumpy, chunky legs. Is she
on steroids?
32. tromba - August 31, 2009 8:10 PM
So sad for those kids. They don't have a chance.
33. Brit looks like a dude y'all - August 31, 2009 8:11 PM
"i think britney should teach jamie lynn to stand up straight. I prefer britney's thick athletic hour glass shape, to jamie lynn's lazy slouchy hill billy pear shape."
You must be blind, Britney does NOT have an hour glass shape.
She has a stocky thick, mannish frame. She also has no hip to
waist ratio. thick tree trunk legs. and arms like a truck driver.
Her sister is soft slim and feminine.
34. HOOTERS! - August 31, 2009 8:21 PM
It's so funny when girls bash the female celebs on this site because there's a 99% chance that NONE of you look any better than Britt or Jamie Lynn. Can you say JEEEEEEALOUS?? :)
35. butchney - August 31, 2009 8:32 PM
34 I am a guy so try again britard.
second of all Jame-Lynn looks great, Butchney however looks like a man.
36. ROUGH before dishonor - August 31, 2009 8:33 PM
All girls should get their first child out of the way at 15, so they can snap back like a rubber band...The younger the milf the sweeter the juice...
37. Kodos - August 31, 2009 8:34 PM
Oh, god...I'm going straight to hell....or to rub one out.
Whichever comes first.
38. ROUGH before dishonor - August 31, 2009 8:35 PM
All girls should get their first child out of the way at 15, so they can snap back like a rubber band...The younger the milf the sweeter the juice...
39. ROUGH before dishonor - August 31, 2009 8:38 PM
FISH's "maintenance" is responsible for my double post...
40. hamburglar007 - August 31, 2009 8:57 PM
I don't know where the calf ends and the ankle begins.
41. ds - August 31, 2009 9:07 PM
NO DIVING.. except muff diving. nom nom nom nom nom nom
42. bint - August 31, 2009 9:15 PM
No, no, no...I'm sorry, but these girls do not look good, not for "celebrities". I look better than this at the pool, and I'm 40, and I don't think I look so great anymore, I would say I've let myself go. There are a lot of regular women who look waaaaay better than this, much older than these two are...yes, even women who have had children, which really doesn't mean anything. I know there are a lot of heifers here in America, but there are also a lot of regular women who look good, and continue to look good, after they've had kids. Having kids is no excuse for these two...who are way too young to look like this. But they also have access to many resources that us regular women don't have, and don't have to be at work all day. They have all the time in the world to do something about this. Not that they need to...but, please don't act like they look all great, "for having kids", or whatever else...they look flabby.
43. bint - August 31, 2009 9:15 PM
No, no, no...I'm sorry, but these girls do not look good, not for "celebrities". I look better than this at the pool, and I'm 40, and I don't think I look so great anymore, I would say I've let myself go. There are a lot of regular women who look waaaaay better than this, much older than these two are...yes, even women who have had children, which really doesn't mean anything. I know there are a lot of heifers here in America, but there are also a lot of regular women who look good, and continue to look good, after they've had kids. Having kids is no excuse for these two...who are way too young to look like this. But they also have access to many resources that us regular women don't have, and don't have to be at work all day. They have all the time in the world to do something about this. Not that they need to...but, please don't act like they look all great, "for having kids", or whatever else...they look flabby.
44. bint - August 31, 2009 9:15 PM
No, no, no...I'm sorry, but these girls do not look good, not for "celebrities". I look better than this at the pool, and I'm 40, and I don't think I look so great anymore, I would say I've let myself go. There are a lot of regular women who look waaaaay better than this, much older than these two are...yes, even women who have had children, which really doesn't mean anything. I know there are a lot of heifers here in America, but there are also a lot of regular women who look good, and continue to look good, after they've had kids. Having kids is no excuse for these two...who are way too young to look like this. But they also have access to many resources that us regular women don't have, and don't have to be at work all day. They have all the time in the world to do something about this. Not that they need to...but, please don't act like they look all great, "for having kids", or whatever else...they look flabby.
45. timmy the dying boy - August 31, 2009 9:18 PM
Hm, I didn't know Brit was C-sectioned. I'll bet Adnan sure appreciated it.
46. vito - August 31, 2009 9:46 PM
***EXTRA - EXTRA - READ ALL ABOUT IT***
I has had a epiphany and now know why Jamie Lynn let herself git knocked up with a girl child...
It's so Britney's boys'd have somethin to fuck as they grow up! It's all in the family.
Incest is better than no-cest! Besides, in Looz-ee-ana that ain't even illegal. It's considered sex edu-ma-cation.
47. littlelady - August 31, 2009 9:49 PM
Compared to the crap Britney was going through a couple of years ago, this is great. It is good that those girls have each other to deal with fame, and motherhood. They look so cute with their babies in tow! Keep it up ladies!!
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50. Rasputins Liver - August 31, 2009 10:19 PM
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Yeesh!
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Whatta coupluh country-ghetto pasture grazers, man.
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Those two twats were meant to be some Suthuhn neanderbillyies' barefoot and pregnant bitches, chowin' bon bons, watchin' Oprah and FOX News and goin' out to catch NASCAR.
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Fuckin' chucklebilly tramps.
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51. Rasputins Liver - August 31, 2009 10:19 PM
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Yeesh!
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Whatta coupluh country-ghetto pasture grazers, man.
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Those two twats were meant to be some Suthuhn neanderbillyies' barefoot and pregnant bitches, chowin' bon bons, watchin' Oprah and FOX News and goin' out to catch NASCAR.
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Fuckin' chucklebilly tramps.
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55. Bill Sabab - August 31, 2009 11:13 PM
To all ya, "I'd hit it," fuckin' losers, duh... 'course ya would 'cause you ain't ever had it before.
56. Yarely - August 31, 2009 11:20 PM
# 30: u idiot her name is Lynn not Lee!!! way to go!!
57. Yarely - August 31, 2009 11:20 PM
# 30: u idiot her name is Lynn not Lee!!! way to go!!
58. cw - September 1, 2009 12:55 AM
Rumor has it that Jamie Lynn's girl is actually the mutant spawn of Britney's after a horrific tribbing scissoring session went awry. They were bored so they played "bumper carpets" and Brit's abnormally large "nubbin" got stuck in Jamie's unusually tight "haynannynanny". Both girls felt the impregnating discharge but as Britney put it, "We're sisters,y'all,so we,like,cancel each other out." clearly underestimating her potent hermaphroditic powers.
Seriously though, I KNEW Jamie Lynn was doomed years ago when Britney was still a MEGA star and referred to her little sister in every interview as "Mini-Me" She would then proceed to practically MOLESTher if she was in camerashot. Totally inappropriate and WAY too touchy feely for my tastes...strangely,Angelina Jolie kissed her brother at an awards ceremony at about the same time and was condemned for it. Strange what falls through the cracks.
59. Tom K - September 1, 2009 1:03 AM
What a sick, sad, white trash family that got lucky.
Like a real life Beverly Hillbillies!
60. HD Video Converter for Mac - September 1, 2009 2:49 AM
How beautiful she is.
61. HD - September 1, 2009 2:51 AM
What a beautiful girl.
62. Ravingbitch - September 1, 2009 3:01 AM
I'm amazed that child has the brainpower to walk. I thought the intelligence for that genetic pool had been contaminated one too many times after Britney and Federline.
They must be aliens. Or robots. Alien robots! It's the only explanation.
63. ratzass - September 1, 2009 5:26 AM
picture 16.......so cute.....she looks like a good mom
64. Jen - September 1, 2009 9:24 AM
those girls look great and are probably semi-decent mothers. its funny that they get the last laugh in all of this by making a shit ton of money just having their pictures taken. they seem like normal people to me. (well, brit does for now, anyway)
65. Rosie - September 1, 2009 9:27 AM
Bint no one asked how you look and don't care. Blah, blah, blah.
66. ha - September 1, 2009 9:54 AM
@25
Sorry to say this but your mom sounds like a real bitch. Honestly, she complained about what you did to her body?
It's funny when you hear about the lives of people on this site because most of the time things are FUCKED UP.
67. Kelley - September 1, 2009 10:02 AM
Fish, when are you going to do something about the idiots who post their singles sites here ? And six times, at that ??? WTF happened to "keep your comments relevant to the post," eh ?
68. Greg - September 1, 2009 6:11 PM
I'm waiting for the two of them in a joint Playboy pictorial...that would be hot!
69. Greg - September 1, 2009 6:11 PM
I'm waiting for the two of them in a joint Playboy pictorial...that would be hot!
70. Gando - September 1, 2009 8:35 PM
Growing like gabbage too.I don't mean Britney Spears but her sis' kid.
71. Rhialto - September 1, 2009 8:41 PM
Despite kids never work they're never wasting time.They're always growing.
72. Galtacticus - September 1, 2009 8:47 PM
They pretty much share the same body shape.Britney Spears her sis and the kid.
73. Darth - September 1, 2009 8:53 PM
#71
I'd hope that you don't intend to encourage teenage fast food addicts?
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75. obvi - September 2, 2009 11:27 AM
omg jamie looks like britney did when she was hot. except for the obvi slouching...which could be fixed with the right trainer.
76. iluveli04@hotmail.com - September 2, 2009 2:38 PM
why is everyone saying they look bad ....they are rich, cute and have adorable kids ...couldnt get any better if u ask me
77. iluveli04@hotmail.com - September 2, 2009 2:38 PM
why is everyone saying they look bad ....they are rich, cute and have adorable kids ...couldnt get any better if u ask me
78. iluveli04@hotmail.com - September 2, 2009 2:38 PM
why is everyone saying they look bad ....they are rich, cute and have adorable kids ...couldnt get any better if u ask me
79. h - September 3, 2009 12:04 AM
obvi, Jamie Lynn looks NOTHING like Britney. Britney's legs are 5 times
the size of Jamie's ad so are her shoulders and arms.
80. ditzed - September 3, 2009 4:53 PM
their bodies are freakin rockn!! i dont see anything wrong with em. wow people are crazee up in here
81. tim - September 4, 2009 7:58 AM
damn, where did jamie lynn's double d pregnant tits goooooo
82. Colon Cleanse - September 7, 2009 3:51 AM
After a child Britney is looking more attractive. She is really an awesome celebrity. I love her.
83. christmas presents - November 3, 2009 12:43 AM
Really awesome! Britney is looking so nice in that bikini. Hey truly briney has got very sexy legs and bally . It is so arousing . Love to see her in bikini. Thanks for sharing her photos.