Brad Pitt likes the pool sex

first and i would have sex with angelina jolie anywhere tooooo

Gentlemen? it is what it is....you can do it. anywhere you wanno

Gentlemen? it is what it is....you can do it. anywhere you wanno

wait, what's this? are he and jennifer aniston on the outs?

Good for him. He is sticking up for what he believes.

"Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled."

He wants his children to be filled? Gross.

Yay pool sex!

So he'll get married when people can marry... livestock? ... Kids? ... Cars? ... Food? Get bent secret fag.

Last time I had pool sex, they added more chlorine when we got out.

'Maybe we'll get married when it's legal for everyone else.'

Give me a break. If you don't want to do something, any excuse will do. Any excuse.

Didn't picture Pitt as such a phony.

More genius coming from this idiot who smokes...

Why isn't there a live-feed on the Jolie-Pitt household like there was on those puppies? I could watch them all day. There's no way my life could ever match up to theirs (hers) anyway.

I do not recommend pool sex. I recommend sex in a room with mirrors. I love to watch myself. I love watching myself so much I forget who I'm having sex with. Maybe that's why Brad left. No matter. Now he doesn't get to to look in a mirror and see me having sex. I still do.

Giant Douche.

What a LOSER....honestly Brad could you not be honest for one minute....you had to say all the 'Politically Correct' things to please people. Your such a FAKE!

What a LOSER....honestly Brad could you not be honest for one minute....you had to say all the 'Politically Correct' things to please people. Your such a FAKE!

You can tell when Aniston's bitter hags post. They just can't move on with their bitter little lives. Yeah boy to the pool sex!

Who's dressing Pitt these days? He reminds me of Will Ferrell doing Robert Goulet.

More details on Angelina.... Id leave my husband in a heartbeat for her

#8 -

Yes, because marrying another human being will certainly lead to people wanting to marry kids, food, machines, etc. Because teaching kids about France makes them want to move there, and teaching kids how to read makes them want to write novels about baby Jesus being fucked by polar bears. Damn, just turned myself on.

And why would you give a fuck about whether or not the man is gay? He's got no problem with how people live their lives as long as they aren't hurting others, AND he's fucking Angelina Jolie (thus rendering your Fox News, uneducated opinion absolutely meaningless).

A pool's worth is about as much water Kate Gosselin would need to douche...

So true Big Love. X bitter fans been riding his back for the last 5 years that's why they don't have a life.
I'm happy Brad and Angie found true love. Bitter freaks can eat it.

Yes Brad, I'm sure you watch religious channels to see reverends complain about you. Please. Just admit you're a commitmentphobe jackass.

@ 16

Spot on. Pitt's over-the-hill and starting to go crazy.

Why would this man have cause to lie about anything he thinks? He is a world-wide celebrity, he has more money than most of us can dream of, he is the partner of the most beautiful woman on earth and they have a family...so, you honestly think he gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks him?

And to the idiot who for whatever reason brought it up, he quit smoking a couple years ago.

@ 24

"Why would this man have cause to lie about anything he thinks?"

Because his affair with Jolie and subsequent unwillingness to commit paints him in a negative light for some people, so instead of being upfront and saying that he just doesn't want to marry he has to spin some B.S. to make it look like he's some amazingly compassionate person.

Also, he dresses like a moron.

Also, Pitt fangirls are just way too annoying.

-until men can marry goats I will not wed Angie

Haha oversharing. I love his sense of humor.

-meream

What's with the old Jewish lady from Miami glasses?

What the hell Albin Bainbridge he didn't have an affrair on you dry ass. Stop dry humping the man's life and go get your own.

So, Brad Pitt's spin doctors are telling him to say all this bullshit about his belief in gay marriage rights. Really? So, he's making all that up so people will go see his movies? So savvy.

Let me ask you this: DID YOU SEE A RECENT ARTICLE WHERE HE STATED HE DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOD? He denounced God and could alienate half the planet right there, but he's going to lie on gay marriage? What the fuck ever.

And if you're a guy and don't love him for bringing Tyler Durden to life you're either gay or have a delusional sense of jealousy. I'm going to go with you being a fag.

I believe it's one of J Aniston fools posting over and over again.

well,....... the facial manscaping is kinda gay

'Maybe we'll get married when it's legal for everyone else.'

What a cock.

@25. Albin Bainbridge how do you know Brad Pitt mind. You seem to post a load of B.S . What do you think if you try to make him look bad it will make your girl Jen look good. This man found the love of his life and has a beautiful family get over it already put the past behind you and move on.

@Anna. I would worry about Jennifer Aniston's spin doctors because they have to fix that crazy fool's image who is running all over town with her fake nipples sticking out to make her look more f-ckable.

The guy got a right to be happy and looks and sound like he is mighty happy with Jolie.

I bet he makes Springfield, MO feel proud. (where he is from) People have the same right to tell him what to do just as he as the same right to tell them to STFU. Get over yourself, Brad. Be happy everyone can speak their minds and can at least move to another state for gay marriage.

"Why would this man have cause to lie about anything he thinks? He is a world-wide celebrity, he has more money than most of us can dream of, he is the partner of the most beautiful woman on earth and they have a family...so, you honestly think he gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks him?"

Both of these two NEED people to care what they think. They probably think that Congress might actually legalize marriage nationwide if [gasp] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie don't make it legal because of gay rights. They absolutely believe their own hype. Hell, enough people tell you they see wings on your back, you might just try to jump off a building and fly one day. They are both sanctimonious, self-important tools.

Mmm, there's an older guy who's kept his hotness. And he's been in a handful of good movies. That's all I ask for in a movie star. Good for him that he's "living in sin" (hahaha) with one of the most beautiful women on Earth.

And stop being such fucking moralists. If we're talking religion, we're all sinners, so no one has any right to accuse another of doing something bad or wrong.

The paranoia of the whiny Jolie-Pitt fans on celeb. blogosphere is totally psycho. These people are freaks.

@35

You can buy fake nipples?
Cuz they'd really make my man-boobs look much more sexxah!

#19- I am with you 100%... I would also leave my husband for Brad :)

#22- You are so right! All these negative people are bitter. I feel bad for all of them :(

Brad Pitt is going to age so hard. Gross.

... And the transformation is complete.

I actually had hoped that this douche bag would eventually grow some balls of his own.
But it seems like he's morphed into a male Angelina.

What a coincidence that with each change of partner, he has a change of personality, opinion, outlook, etc.

I'm no psychologist, but it seems like the man has no identity of his own.

Hmmmm... he's my favorite.

He's starting to look old and worn out. I guess it happens when you have that many kids.

Is there a time when he's not posing this guy...

Why does he shave his arms?

I'm thinking after reading this, Dustin Diamond just took a huge leap up towards getting off the douche list... and Brad Pitt took his place.

Brad Pitt == BP== Bigass Piehole.... just shut it already!

The real douche bags are Jennifer Aniston and her pathetic people that follow Jolie/Pitt to every blog to pull this negative posting shit. If Aniston and her pathetic sick fans would get a life they would not ride Jolie/Pitt blogs and post all day but I guess they have to work and Jen must pay them well to bash Jolie/Pitt.

What can we call this look --- Golf Caddy meets Classic Car Enthusiast?

My 2 cents
Brad looks pretty damn hot to me.
Brad is pretty damn rich.
Brad seems to be an excellent hands on father.
Brad seems to really love his partner.
Those characters traits have always been a plus so we can pretty much understand where all the bitching and complaining is coming from.
This family is a happy. Funny how people want to pick them apart. They should live their life and don't give a rat's ass about a few haters that refuse to move on with their life after five years. The haters will never be happy in their own lives that's why they sit and pick apart every little thing this man and his family do.

@51 I call this look f-cking rich and I will have him if Angie get tire but I know I would have to stand in a line with a million ladies ahead of me.

I think it is really cool that Brad and Angie have an open relationship. Free love! What do they need marriage and monogamy for.

Gross, I can't believe I used to think this guy was hot. Proof to me that being a complete douche makes people seem unattractive. Well, that and aging badly.

To bad JA couldn't make a family with him. He sure did find his soul mate.
Ratz/! I wanted them to break up so it doesn't look like the problem was Jen.

Oh fiddles they are not breaking up...oh shoot he is not getting back with Jen?....well then he is ugly and darn that old Angelina i wanted he to have kids with Jen.

'Maybe we'll get married when it's legal for everyone else.'

GENIUS! That scores up there with 'just the tip' and 'it was just sex, not love'.

^yeah Dcmike may be you should use some of his lines so you can get laid. Then may be you wouldn't be bi#ching like a little girl about some one else life at 4:47am. I keep forgeting that Jennifer Aniston people don't have a lives.

so what's this all about: Angelina is bisexual and he doesn't mind sharing?

" I want them to be fulfilled. I hope I teach my kids to be who they really are."
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Who is Brad? a guy who's laying the groundwork for a quick getaway.

Hey. Hey. Why dont you all get a life and just leave poor Brad and his statements alone. JEEZ, he is saying that its okay to be gay so he MUST be an idiot and he has no balls and blabla bla ... hey. hey. THINK NOW. Really hard, if you possibly can.

...and by telling Brad he is a jerk, he will automatically change his horrible ways.
Right now he is crying in his Hollywood mansion because 30-year-old virgins are saying he is a douche and his and Angelinas relationship is a fake.

shut up and make a decent movie jackazz....nice accent in the IB trailers pa...pu...puh

scumbody has attached his/her own ego to Brad Pitt's persona ...pathetic..hehehe

He's a true american hero to everyone! - sportsdatingsingles.com

Hey i dont find you attractive at all brad pitt . FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

"! Just the other night, I heard this TV reverend say that Angie and I were setting a bad example because we were living out of wedlock, and people should not be duped by us! It made me laugh. What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they're not hurting anyone?"

if you don't agree with it, why are you watching it? i find it so funny that these hollywood types talk about being oblivious about all that's said about them in the media and yet here he is paraphrasing some pseudo tv reverend comment about him. who cares. if you're not even the religious type so what do you care Mr. Pitt? if it really didn't bother you you wouldn't be talking about it. Stop using homosexuals' inability to get married as an excuse not to get married yourself. Stop trying to pretend you're so evolved and progressive when you're just stuck in the character Tyler Durden.

Reading through the post you can tell one sick person posted over and over again. You are a very ill person and need therapy bad. While you sat here changing your names and posting over and over he lived his life and you sure did not. You are not changing any ones mind. You are just hurting your self by obsessing over this man. Brad, Angie or their kids did not miss one ounce of joy in their life since you sat here and bashed him over and over under different names but I bet you missed out on a lot of life. You are one sad person.
Congrats to Brad and Angie for finding love and being happy.

Now it's Aimee you need help real bad. Day and night with this obsession.

what the hell are you talking about? this is the first comment i've posted in months.
sorry if there are other people who commented who shared my opinion and sorry if you are so in love with this man that you have to insult anyone else's persceptive on the man.
grow up "Ron"

they're totally right. i'm just a closeted douchebag who hero-worships celebrities and bashes real people. god you bastard, when can't i be well hung like brad! my mommy said my 3 inch penis was awesome but why don't the ladies think so, WHY????

You seriously need help real bad.

"Maybe we'll get married when it's legal for everyone else."

That's a silly protest for gay-marriage. Why is he on his high horse about marriage and relationships? As I recall, he walked out on his marriage to be with the woman he was having an affair with.

I'm all for same-sex marriage and I think it's great if he wants to be a vocal supporter for the cause, but I think to make that kind of a protest about it "we won't do it if others can't", you should have a good track record yourself.

wow a grown man has the eloquence and morals of an average teenager--simply thrilling. celebrities should not be asked to comment on political/intellectual issues for their own sake--let them just ask smart in movies. a little disappointed by brad pitt though, he sure is good at acting intelligent. shouldn't they have some sort of home schooling--since most of them never finish high school? they need it to avoid embarrassing themselves every time they open their mouth.

I agree with you ron that person is very sick.

ohpulease! BraddyDad knows nothing about pusswafawking if he thinks poolsex is hot. Water pushes in with every thrust and it hurts, course maybe his LAYdie Jolie can take all that tidal wave action up her cush but manohman, poolfawking hurts the toned tang, trust me. For clueless guys, try taking a waterhose and cramming it up your arse at full blast, that's it...take it out now shove it back in, in-out, in-out,in-out all the while water is filling your canal like Panama and uh...oh yeah....be sure to add the ol dic k action---well...you get my drift, dontcha?
Nothing like chlorine to douche the old wang and chang.
Give me a soft bed where I can throw my legs over the shoulders--his or mine--or bendmeover and humpityhumphump---just leave the rump out of it.
BradDad you're kinda goofy in this pic but I still got a twinge DOWN THERE in my special YesYes place!

You still need help.

ITS BRAD'S LIFE AND THERES MANY WORSE THINGS IN THIS WORLD. THEY ARE BEING QUESTIONED ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE SO WHY NOT GIVE ANY ANSWER THAT COMES TO MIND. WE ARE IDIOTIC ENOUGH TO EVEN HAVE AN OPINION AND READ THE CRAP.