Aug 7 2009Ashton Kutcher defies God's will, escapes death
Ashton Kutcher, who's apparently in Boyz II Men now, and Demi Moore's plane had to make an emergency landing yesterday in Vegas after their engine overheated, according to People:
The two were flying to New York following the Las Vegas premiere of Kutcher's latest movie, Spread, at the Palms Casino Resort. Neither actor was injured.
Moments after the sudden landing, Kutcher reported the incident on Twitter, writing, "My plane just had to do an emergency landing. Engine over heated. Fire engines everywhere good times." He later posted an update saying he was "happy to be alive" and adding that he wanted to celebrate at the Turtle Bay Bar.
Dammit. So close. Granted, Demi Moore would've been lost in the wreckage, I like to believe that after $85 billion of cosmetic surgery she'd at least be flame retardant by now. Then again, in all likelihood, she's probably the exact opposite and would light up like a Christmas tree around the tiniest of flames. "How 'bout some candles, baby? OH MY GOD YOU'RE MELTING!"
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. me - August 7, 2009 9:57 AM
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2. me - August 7, 2009 9:57 AM
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3. chick - August 7, 2009 9:57 AM
I can see him being in Boyz II Men
4. Ruby - August 7, 2009 9:59 AM
Whatever happened to Boys II Men anyway?
5. www.thinspiration.info - August 7, 2009 10:02 AM
Boys II Men - haha
Demi didn't have that much plastic surgery done, did she? She has always done an amazing job with staying fit / controlling her body (remember GI Jane??? one hand pushups???)
6. Ananana - August 7, 2009 10:02 AM
publicity stunt?
7. timbo - August 7, 2009 10:03 AM
In case of a water landing, please reach to the seat next to you and use Demi as a floatation device. There are no cords to pull, they are already inflated.
8. RichPort's Ghost - August 7, 2009 10:05 AM
And yet, John Hughes dies... damn you fate, you impetuous beast!
9. Ruby - August 7, 2009 10:10 AM
Ah, apparently they're still making uhm...music. But this guy can't be in the group. Everyone knows blacks and (quasi-)jews don't get along.
10. Kari - August 7, 2009 10:15 AM
Oh god, Turtle Bay is frat-tastically skeezy.
11. spinal - August 7, 2009 10:32 AM
Aww, he used to be so hot on the 70s show. And then Punk'd came out and I realized he was kind of an asshole. And then he married Demi Moore and converted to Kabbalah and I realized he was a total asshole. Now I just don't care.
12. The Observer - August 7, 2009 10:37 AM
Oh man, that boys II men crack put me on the floor. It was perfect comedic timing between what I was thinking and reading. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile.
13. devilsrain - August 7, 2009 10:41 AM
Im with the superficial, so close! Just like the DJ AM and the barker loser. Everyone else dies except them? cmon
14. EB - August 7, 2009 10:45 AM
I think they had sex on the plane without using any KY, and the resulting friction and sparks set off a fire on the polyester seat covers.
15. Giggles - August 7, 2009 11:16 AM
The real terror here is that anyone would actually stay at the Palms resort.
16. Hammertime - August 7, 2009 11:34 AM
Hahhaahaha. He wants to go party at the Turtle Gay Bar after "almost dying".
17. noogalopagus - August 7, 2009 11:43 AM
Someone needs to tell him to chew his food for godsake! It looks as if he is having trouble swallowing a plum in that third shot!
Chew, dammit, chew!
18. Tanzarian - August 7, 2009 11:55 AM
The engines went out, but the plane coasted softly to the ground on his overinflated ego and douche-baggery. Or is it buggery?
19. AteIsEnough - August 7, 2009 12:04 PM
Another becoming a douche...
20. bUZZTOE - August 7, 2009 12:10 PM
DOUCHE-BAGGERY as it's finest....why won't these two disappear?
21. The Jerk - August 7, 2009 12:16 PM
I'm just waiting till someone murders Ashton and runs up saying to him 'HAHAHAH BRO ZOMG YEW GOT PUNk'D LMFAOAOOMGWTFBBQ..HEY BRO WAKE UP THAT KNIFE WASNT REAL MAN IT WAS RUBBER..WAIT..DID WE CHANGE THE PROP KNIFE? SHIT RUNNNNNNNNNN"..
/teh end
22. Susan - August 7, 2009 1:11 PM
this is one of the funniest things I've read on your site in a while!!!!
23. Lalique - August 7, 2009 1:16 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your fabulous sarcasm!
Note to Ashton: Chace and Zac called. They want their bangs back.
24. lesly - August 7, 2009 1:45 PM
What an amazing man! He'll get his oscar some day! - bbwsinglesdate.com
25. Dave Mustaine - August 7, 2009 4:11 PM
Two questions:
1. What's he doing with Grandma Dynamite?
2. What's with the lid? Thats not a hair-do on his head, its a hair-don't!
26. Randal - August 7, 2009 4:50 PM
Hey there Ashton! Haven't seen you around at the FISH lately, so thanks for stopping by again. Just wanted to say I think you have a great sense of style, no wonder why you drive Demi and the ladies so crazy.
Happy to know the both of you are doing well after your terrifying experience in the air.
Randal
27. Ollie Williams - August 7, 2009 5:37 PM
In other news, Chinese Farmer Builds Wooden Roflcopter.
28. Ollie Williams - August 7, 2009 5:38 PM
In other news, Chinese Farmer Builds Wooden Roflcopter.
29. Chipot - August 7, 2009 5:47 PM
Please let this be like Final Destination!
30. 1moreidiotintheworld - August 7, 2009 7:04 PM
Dammit!!! Where's a good psychopathic middle-easterner who can smuggle a massive shoe-bomb on board when you need one???
31. Nero - August 8, 2009 11:06 AM
It's hard to kill weeds.
32. Nature - August 8, 2009 11:15 AM
*Cries out loud*
33. lotte123 - August 8, 2009 5:20 PM
Did he have something done with his face? Cuz he sure look good here.
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50. yoohoo - August 8, 2009 6:23 PM
Couldn't someone on the plane have just bashed his skull in and say it was due to the rough landing?
51. Lenny - August 9, 2009 2:09 AM
It's not Boyz II Men silly, he's in Color Me Badd...
With 2 D's (their spelling, not mine).
The only Double D's inappropriate for this site.
52. Lenny - August 9, 2009 2:15 AM
Or maybe he's just trying to get into Samberg's next SNL Digital Short - "Douche in a Plane".
53. Ida - August 9, 2009 2:26 PM
He's so cute!
54. M - August 9, 2009 3:32 PM
that pic & boyz II men - hahaha better than the actual story.
55. Sickitten - August 10, 2009 2:59 AM
Demi looks like shit on profile but good straight on. I never realized she had such a big hook nose.
56. Sickitten - August 10, 2009 3:06 AM
She shot her load & now make room for new talent & not her spawns.