Aug 20 2009Angelique 'Frenchy' Morgan surfing topless

ew...

Look at me! look at me Quack! Quack!

You know it's a bad boob job when you see the wrinkles on the side of the boob.

P.S. Horrible titties honey.

That ass is inexplicable.

Gross... lets stick to the hot babes, wtf?!!!!

Those boobs look horrible!

Her face looks like Ducky on Land Before Time haha

she does not need a surf board her lips,butt and boobs are big enough to keep her on top of the waves.. man she is fugly also..

Gross. how do these skanks get on tv?

Is that the actual implant bag that is wrinkling up under her skin? Come on, you men watch porn, does this happen often?

It's Heidi Montag in 10 years!!!!!

you can hardly call that surfing....

but still..! how dare that tranny looking betch put my sport to shame! >:[

if anyone thinks she is hott.....seek mental help

After years if hormone therapy Andrew is now Angelique... Thanks Dr OZ !!

What did we do to you oh Superficial Writer to deserve this plague?

Franken-tits !!!

FREAK! KILL IT! And Dear Superficial: Can you please consider not posting any more painfully fake breast implant photos? It is the opposite of sexy. What's next, fake limbs? Chicks with glass eyes and prosthetic arms?

Exhibit A on the evils of plastic surgery. Good God, what did she look like BEFORE?

I would fuck practically anything, so she falls into that category. Of course my dick would fall off and I would die shortly after.

i love when fake tits get ripples on the sides. Her face is beautiful. Hopefully you know by now that I'm kidding.

I would also fuck her, but only with jester's dick (sorry jester, but you seem to be the only volunteer so far).

IN reality, I'm having a hard time figuring out how any porn actor would actually be able to stay hard fucking her face to face.

She can surf?

oh god the wrinkles on her boobs FREAK ME OUTTTT ew

oh god the wrinkles make her look like an ACTUAL plastic blow up doll

it freaks me outttttt ew

I think she should go a little bigger with the breasts. Everything else is stellular.

OMG those fake tits are ugly. Look at the stupid little scar/stretch mark things by the side boob. Yuck.

ALSO YOUR FACE IS HIDEOUS. And next time flash your pussy. Nobody cares about your lame boobs. And yeah you need to wear make-up ALL THE TIME.

dat ass!

UGH her boobs have the same rippling as the plastic on those balls of Mozarella cheese at the local deli. I guess, essentialy, fake boobs are the same thing as plastic warpped cheese.

Hmmm maybe I sould go to the grocery store and buy me some mozarella and set up shop. I hear urgeons make crazy money seeing as there are so many dumb vain bitches in the world, and clearly as the "work" done on this ho and countless others proves, you so don't need a liscence or any surgical skills or expertise to slice, suck, tuck, yank and shove your way to riches.

I just keep wondering, when I am 50 are most people going to look like plastic freaks?

Clearly a slow day in news but not really a playboy bunny murderer has escaped to Canada and Plexico Burress got 2 years in jail and the fish is posting topless fake celeb porn stars...hmmmMMMmmm

Plexico who?

#25 ... I think you mean stellar, right ?

I'd go strollin' in her colon.

Those disgusting tits demonstrate everything wrong with boob jobs. You normally don't see that puckering unless the woman bends over, but this ugly bitch has a particularly bad boob job so it shows up when she is nearly standing straight.

wasn't she the chick on Dr. 90210 who got anal bleaching?

When you show them like that, no one's interested in seeing them anymore

a butter-face if I ever saw one

I'd Hit IT!!

lol everyone one on this site is obsessed with trying to figure out if someones breasts are real or fake. I'm loosing brain cells as we speak :(

Guards! We have an escapee from District 9.

I'd hit it, with a pinata stick.

you guys are morons, every guy in here would slide on up in that butthole

I remember seeing a couple of those poses when I was a kid looking at National Geographic.

what. the. FUCK??
That horseface looks like Tory Spellings grandmother. Jesus wheres is the damn bleach for my scarred retinas.

> looks like she has a salad bowl in each ass cheek

i would NOT tap that ass

What happen here? all the girls who couldn't make the cheer-leading squad in High School are jammed pack onto the lot of VH1 with ripple boobs and bleached in search of reality stardom?

Oh FFS, does every piece of trash get it's own TV show in the states?

not famous and not pretty. When did toplessness become acceptable on USA beaches? Yesterday we had Kanye's "woman" topless in Miami, and now this. We need the "Please god no!" police.

this site sucks!

I am so sick of skanks. What ever happened to the non-skanky sexy actresses? The ones who left something to the imagination while the sluttier types posed in playboy? Now it seems that every girl has to do the same skanky shit. I FEEL SO BOMBARDED BY WHORES!!! HALP!

Why is she wearing panties under her bikini bottom, to keep the crabs ... in?

i want to list all the things that are wrong with her but i just don't think i have enough room on the comment screen

Idea for new TV show: Each season, 12 new females contestants selected to compete for the title of "Best breasts" by posing and dancing to different musical styles & themes with a selected male partner. Points awarded for size, symmetry, nip texture and the classic "chicken-walk" display pose. - SO YOU THINK YOU GOT FAKE BREASTS -

Ha, ha, ha. Big fake tits, inflated lips and black roots. What more can you ask for?

that gal needs some mental therapy - badly

Here is our girl Frenchie inhaling some major wiener.

http://www.pornars.com/blowjob/xvideox/47980/angelique-morgan-titfucks.html/

I would hit it.

These are stills from her film Sexy Surfin' Sasquatches 2: The Cunt is Red All Over. The third best Sasquatch / Hunt for Red October themed porno I've seen.

I think her boobs might not be real, oh and that top coming off is no accident either, I think it's on purpose!

My seeing eye dog thinks she HOT!!!!!! woof woof!

She really needs to overcome her shyness.

AFLAC!!!!!!

usually big tits would distract me from an ugly face...but not this time.

Amber Rose is beautiful.

I love how she's actually wearing a bikini top, but has just pulled it to the side for the photogs! A+ for effort honey, now please put your clothes back on.

PS; Her nipples are really small for the size of those fake breasts...

She should have used some of that tit money to fix her nose.

What year did she graduate high school? I think she might be my grandma's classmate.

Yes, saline boob implants can wrinkle during movement:

http://www.infoplasticsurgery.com/breast/augmentation/risks/rippling-wrinkling/

wrinkle boob:

http://news.makemeheal.com/images/vivica-fox-breast-implants.jpg

I don't know where that "frenchy" nickname comes from but french girls have more class than this swamp thing.

Stop hating on this chick. if this broad even said "hey" to most of your guys, you would be praying to fuck her. I am not saying she is hot... but when has that stopped most of us? I mean seriously, if you are a guy and you truly wouldn't fuck her just for the hell of it... then you are gay.

Yes, I would tap it! I would tap it drunk, i would tap it sober... I would even deal with it talking to me before and after tapping it just so I could spew on those big titties.

That is one disgusting bitch . . . WOW . . .

I feel like I caught a disease just looking at her.

Any way you can move the pink stars from her nips to her face?

WOW! With a face like that, no wonder she is flashing her boobs to create a distraction

I'd nail it! That is, from behind wearing 2 condoms.

Ew Tell me thats a MAN!

It looks like she hasn't taken a shit in months and her ass is about to explode

ughly and gross

Typical porn attention whore. Look a camera I better get my tits out for validation and more attention.

http://gallery.loveyourtits.com/lytscenes/angeliquemorgan/image/images/angeliquemorgan_17.jpg

This is why you don't get giant implants when you're skinny.

Geez, WTF? If I had fake boobs that wrinkled I wouldn't be showing them off every chance I get. I guess she REALLY meant it when she said she loves to be naked.

I wish I had mo hands
So I could give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN

Duckface and all, I'd still fuck her silly. "Her boobs have wrinkles! Gross!" Shut up. They're not so bad and look at that ass!!

She's wearing panties under her bikini bottom so the acid from her crotch doesn't burn through to her bikini, mystery sloved.

OMG, she looks like Bret Michaels!

Revolting fake tits are revolting.

Where are they Now?
This is Screeches girlfriend from Saved by the Bell (Played by tori spelling) after several years of porn.. and drugs.. and porn.. or did I mention that already?

I can't believe you people think this looks disgusting... These tits are near perfection, not that sagging crap you normally see...

5 stars & 2 thumbs up for these pics!

Since "Megan Wants a Millionaire" was taken off VH1, due to the murderer that allegedly won her alleged heart, it leaves the door open for this skank to get her own VH1 dating show. This is just publicity to get there. Wise up people.

No. 87 ... are you cracked ???

Well..... I'd say the experiment of the boob job to draw focus away from her gawd awful ugly ass face backfired in the worse possible way. Those tits have more ripples than a potato chip.................

Wasn't this girl in that movie with Johnny Knoxville the Ringer??
Not his love interest, but one of the tards? " I see pretty girls every where I go, every where I go, every where I go" D.D.D !!!

What a phony rack! Only a horny (and brainless) teenager would find her sexy.

She should have used the money to reduce the size of her butt.

I bet she doesn’t even know how to swim, and then why would she, it's not very likely that she will ever drowned or anything with those giant flotation cushions. Come to think of it.............it should be mandatory that all stewardesses have giant implants, just in case they need to save any of us from a plane crash over the water........

Failed sex change? *shudder*

Someone needs to let the next generation into hollywood these old saggy used up cosmetic surgery fuck ups are giving America a bad name.

She looks like Milton Berle smuggling grapefruits.

Lol! So true vito Post #96!!!

Her face also looks like Mike Tyson's speed bag that was used for years during his prime as a champion heavyweight.

this is an example of fat girls who wear mini skirts. they dance in front of the mirror before going out, thinking "damnnnn i look fuckable". please gross old chicks and fat chicks, ur making me gag and forcing me to be anorexic so i NEVER look like you. cellulite and wrinkles are both disgusting. cover that shiiitt up :)

FRENCHYYYY!!!! I LOVE HEEEER!!!!! she is fuc#ing greaaat! I LOVE HEEER!
I LOVE FRENCHYYYYYY jajajaajaj she's the best she kicks ass!!...

She looks like a jacked, I mean jacked up Tori Spelling. If that's possible.

Damn! Now THAT'S what I call nice, natural, big tits. Women pay to look like that!

So obviously those boobs are ugly from the side...but they look great from the front...i'd suck/fuck them anyday.

I fucking hate collagen lip injections and botox foreheads. I'd rather fuck a naturally ugly chick any day!!!

Her face looks like Joe Girardi.

I'm not hating that ass though. And the tits look pretty nice from the front.

Talk about All you can eat "Senior Special"..

It's a Monster!!!!

She's not a porn STAR, she's a porn actress, and a really bad one at that. Bitch is so bad that she can make a blowjob not very sexy, and that's saying something...

Looks like Marilyn Manson if he had no make up and got a bleach job (oh, and some tits gone wrong).

FUGLY. But her body is smokin' hot fuckable.

Shes not ugly, shes just a new specie...Joan Rivers is the lineage...

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C 0 M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

Yipes! That's one fugly ass bitch. Poke your pee-pee in that pit and you'll be pissin' flames for the rest of your life.

I wouldn't fuck that plastic skank if I were dying of a disease and her cooze was the cure.

Great body and rack...but this broad's face could make a train take a dirt road.

Uggghhh!!

she has nice legs. face... not good. get rid of the collagen, that would help a LOT

I thought this was a celebrity web site? So I guess if my grandma went topless, we'd see that post here too?

her tits look bolted on esp from the side and i find that very unsettling. any one that would fuck this must have some low standards..like bottom of the barrel standards.

her tits look bolted on esp from the side and i find that very unsettling. any one that would fuck this must have some low standards..like bottom of the barrel standards.

NASTY.WHITE.SKANK = PASS!

you can tell she's a pornstar because she has those ugly puffed up collagen lips.

all pornstars fuck their faces up with injections and implants

they have no sense of what is pretty

Curious..why do you show the entire cookie but then put a star over the chocolate chip? Even with the stretch marks I like to look.

Curious..why do you show the entire cookie but then put a star over the chocolate chip? Even with the stretch marks I like to look.

Curious..why do you show the entire cookie but then put a star over the chocolate chip? Even with the stretch marks I like to look.

wtf, i've seen wildlife dead on the side of the road with better heads.

omg! these comments are freakin HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously tho... id hit that, WITH MY CAR! EW

Wow... www.pumpsmag.com needs to feature her. Looks old but I love those boobs!!

gross
another over inflated plastic tranny looking person
god she is deformed
when are these gals going to realize they are so hideous
god
sick

she looks like courtney love
is she famous or just naked?
note to self, naked surfing hot, plastic surgery less so

Nice ass, hips and legs. Wonder what her tits looked like before she shoved ceramic mixing bowls under her chest skin.

And man is her face rugged.

Nice legs, nice arms....that's all I'm going to say..but I'm a compulsive liar. What the hell is wrong with her face? Sure sign of terrible implants is that the nipple is disproportionate to the rest of the boob. Her's are way too small for the implant she has stuffed in there...

Not a fan of implants. I've been a B (who looks like a C) since the age of 13 and I'm happy with what I've got My body is proportionate.

But I don't think "Frenchy" is THAT ugly. C'mon. How many of you can honestly say you look better than she does? Hop into a bikini and send your photos to The Superficial and allow us to judge, please.

Not bad at all,how many others would be a clums on a surfboard?!

This girl doesn't need floaties.

Yea you can see the implant bag wrinkling under her arm. She just needs a good nose job and she'll look o.k.

Yea you can see the implant bag wrinkling under her arm. She just needs a good nose job and she'll look o.k.

Yea you can see the implant bag wrinkling under her arm. She just needs a good nose job and she'll look o.k.

SHE IS SUPER HOT !!PERFECT ASS!!PERFECT LEG !BOOBS IS HOT 2! RATHER SEE PERFECT FAKE BOBS WINKE NOT THAT BAD..AS UGLY HANGING NATURAL BOOBS .SHE IS A TOTAL STRIPPER BARBIE DOLL !!OMG HER ASS IS SO PERFECTION!!!!!!SHE LOOK REALLY HOT WITH NO MAKE UP 2..IM SUR MOST OF U ON THAT BLOG LOOK SCARY WITHOUT TON OF MAKE UP !!SHE DOENT CARE SHE IS ALL NATURAL NAKED SURFING >GET OVER IT BICHT!!SHE IS HOT ,UR NOT!!SHE IS FAMOUS !!UR NOBODY!!T AT THE END OF DAY SHE IS SUPERSTAR!LOOK U ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT HER..LMFAO!!!!SHE LOOK SOOOO SEXY!I LL FUCK HER EVERYDAY!! HATERS.U MUST BE FAT ,DIGUISTING UNHAPPY WOMAN OR U R UGLY DOUCH BAGS MAN WHO KNOW THEY LL NEVER FUCK SOMEONE THAT HOT &FAMOUS ON TOP OF IT!!! I LOVE FRENCHY,THIS GIRL ATTITUDE IS BEST, SHE JUST LIVE THE WAY SHE WANT AND DONT CARE ITS WHY I LOVE FRENHCH PEOPLE THEY ARE LIBERATE SEXUAL SEXY!!GO FRENCHY U ARE SUPERSTAR!!VH1 FOUND MINE GOLD$$$!!!CAN T WAIT TO SEE I LOVE FRENCHY SHOW VH1 PLEASE!??

SHE IS SUPER HOT !!PERFECT ASS!!PERFECT LEG !BOOBS IS HOT 2! RATHER SEE PERFECT FAKE BOBS WINKE NOT THAT BAD..AS UGLY HANGING NATURAL BOOBS .SHE IS A TOTAL STRIPPER BARBIE DOLL !!OMG HER ASS IS SO PERFECTION!!!!!!SHE LOOK REALLY HOT WITH NO MAKE UP 2..IM SUR MOST OF U ON THAT BLOG LOOK SCARY WITHOUT TON OF MAKE UP !!SHE DOENT CARE SHE IS ALL NATURAL NAKED SURFING >GET OVER IT BICHT!!SHE IS HOT ,UR NOT!!SHE IS FAMOUS !!UR NOBODY!!T AT THE END OF DAY SHE IS SUPERSTAR!LOOK U ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT HER..LMFAO!!!!SHE LOOK SOOOO SEXY!I LL FUCK HER EVERYDAY!! HATERS.U MUST BE FAT ,DIGUISTING UNHAPPY WOMAN OR U R UGLY DOUCH BAGS MAN WHO KNOW THEY LL NEVER FUCK SOMEONE THAT HOT &FAMOUS ON TOP OF IT!!! I LOVE FRENCHY,THIS GIRL ATTITUDE IS BEST, SHE JUST LIVE THE WAY SHE WANT AND DONT CARE ITS WHY I LOVE FRENHCH PEOPLE THEY ARE LIBERATE SEXUAL SEXY!!GO FRENCHY U ARE SUPERSTAR!!VH1 FOUND MINE GOLD$$$!!!CAN T WAIT TO SEE I LOVE FRENCHY SHOW VH1 PLEASE!??

I know this has been said before, but I had to add: NASTY! *shivers in disgust*

No, really, I do much better than this. I may spew on her only if really drunk and I didn't have to kiss her. Actually, I would not want to talk to her either. Hmm, I guess that's what it would be like with a blow-up doll.

This is her getting her bikini wax

http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2007/5/baby-doll-wax.jpg

Those are some Mickey Rourke lips!

You might watch the uncensored pics at
http://www.leakapic.com/2009/08/angelique-morgan-topless-to-surf.html

Hey, check the face out! OctoMom had a makeover.

There is no way this chick is 27, even though she claims to be.

OMG she looks like an old Tori Spelling here...

Ohhh my god are they ever fake. Talk about a whore!! Showing off a boob job that terrible should be criminal. Does this even turn people on? I'm into big boobs as much as the average guy but these make me want to go run and hide. Boo.
Oh hey Fish! Can u please get rid of spam comments like 111? I swear to god spam is getting to be insane.

I saw video of this she was taking a surf lesson and riding waves and showing boobs!

Yuck. Not nice.

GREAT ass.

Looks like she's got two inflated whoopie cushions in her chest cavity...what can I say about her face that hasn't already been said about the holocaust...a true disgrace to the human race and down right vile in every sense.

Yeah.... I'd hit that.

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cheap boobjob, weird tummy, avarage face and please stop with that fake yellow wannabe blonde hair dye.
Anyway: who the hell is this girl? I mean, I don't care at all, but dear SHE'S SO FAMOUS U HATERS guy, you are pretty wrong.

What are you talking about? Those boobs are totally hot!

FWIW, I think plastic bags filled with water are totally arousing. I get hard during waterballoon fights.

#166, I completely agree with you. I can't understand why people think the sagging flat bags look hot...

how old is she ... geeeez

twitter.com/M_A_Y_R_A

wow nice...

Its crazy because she thinks she's hott ..she thinks all men n women want 2 fuck her HAHA!!!LOL!!! Well I guess in some ways she is fucked..keep ur clothes on butch (not sure if she's a real women)

Its crazy because she thinks she's hott ..she thinks all men n women want 2 fuck her HAHA!!!LOL!!! Well I guess in some ways she is fucked..keep ur clothes on butch (not sure if she's a real women)

to all morons commenting on this site (u know who u r!!!), most of u nitpicking idiots probably wouldn"t know what r pair of tits looked like if it wasn't for girls like this happily showing them off

Wow. She's a poster child for genital herpes.

I want to fuck her in the ass and slam my dick down her throat so she can taste her own shit. The whole time I'd be slapping her and choking her. What a hot slut.

Yet another "i'll just get a boob job & bleach up my hair but not bother fixing my nose" bimbo. This whole page is loaded with these fugly bitches.

I thought the pic of her standing with her back to the camera was someone in a horse suit

I thought the pic of her standing with her back to the camera was someone in a horse suit

Post #115: Regarding your granny showing her tits, it all depends.

Does she still put out?

I am a French girl and I just have one thing to say, she doesn't represent us, she's horrible ! Come to France buddies and you will see thousand beautiful girls ! she s fake !!!

yuk, bad tit job and bad face job too

I agree totally, I have no idea what she seems to be so proud of, she got really ugly looking titties and to top that off a bad case of manface....

Is silicone gel heavier or lighter than water? Anybody know?

SHE SEXY AS HELL LOOK AT THAT BOOTY FUCKK A HATER