Aug 5 2009Angelina Jolie on the can, double breastfeeding

so first. nice sculpture

FIRST? Um, people from the Midwest >>> people from anywhere else in the US

Whaaaat theee

This be social suicide right here. She's officially Madonna-fied

I didn't know Oklahoma was in the Midwest...

this makes me feel really creeped out

Is Oklahoma trying to re-brand itself into the (bad) art capital of the world? They're going about it the right way.

Oh dear Lord, What next??

how can we be sure that's not Octomom?

@9 - Because she would be lying on her side with all the octo-nutlets at her like sucklings piglets or puppies.

Dan Edwards is to art what Perez Hilton is to news.

Ok, I'm as pro-breast feeding as they get but this is just terrible art. Her feet look huge. I breast fed all 3 of my kids and don't remember ever doing it nude.

A Mother Theresa we can fap too...Lilo needs her PR peeps....

Is that a wick in her head?!

HAHA pwned baby addict. Bitch says she can't even cook I don't care if you have an army of staff no woman who claims she can't cook should be having ANY children. Whores and turds EVERY able boddied person can cook and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. You may ot be a five star chef but if you can't make a fucking meal you shoudn't be alive yet alone the caregiver of little children. Wouldn't a real mother want to make loving homemade meals for her kids? She's not a mom she's just a pshyco ho pays people to raise some kids she decided she wanted to own.

Notice how h made her ace look old and beat rather than beautiful.

Four pics and not one of its ass?

We don't cotton to nude women in these here parts. We're mostly backward hicks that prefer a good ole Church social to sculptures of over-rated Hollywood baby mamas that steal other women's husbands. If I knew any big words I would use them right now to explain myself more thoroughly, but we're a simple people. However, you can always count on us to do one thing like clockwork, and that is to vote every idiotic Republican we can find into office. It's what we do, well that and cow chip tossin' and huntin' and trappin' and such. Occasionally we get down to the crick and warsh our overalls.

@ 14. vangroover - August 5, 2009 12:30 PM
Is that a wick in her head?!

It does look like a candle. Gives a whole new meaning to, waxing that ass.

Now if it was sculpted out of human feces or canned spam then we would have a real winner.

The lifelessness of this sculpture makes it remarkably lifelike.

I love this. Pure beauty. Did AJ have it commisioned or is this something I can buy?

Tasteless and the sculpture is actually mediocre. The artist is a publicity whore.

#16 - the statue is lifelike. She doesn't actually have an ass worth mentioning.

she barely even breastfed her twins....why is she getting this done of her again?

I can't decide if I like this or LOVE it!

#15 is totally that psycho-bitch, Kate Gosslin

Angie looks stunning as always! But where is the Jen Aniston statue. Lets be fair!

HA! I love how she's holding them like footballs as they suck on her saggy tits.

But why isn't she wearing underwear? Does she have a third nipple on her cooch from which a hidden child suckles?

Maybe thats just how Angie rolls.

I thought Angelina had bigger boobs than that.

Just think - if her suicide attempt back in the day hadn't failed, we would never have seen this work of "art".

One epic fail leading to another. That's life folks, drink it up.

Don't take digs at the midwest. People from metropolitan areas (like Minneapolis) don't have the accent or anything. Farmers exist anywhere between big cities with conservative values and hickish accents.

I would like a sculpture of her french kissing her brother. That was hot!

We know our art around here! We have the cow sculptures here. You just STFU. By the way, Angie has never looked hotter. I wish her other chitlins were depicted as well, not just the twins.

She posed for this? I don;t thisnk so! You haters get a room with your hating self. You are just loving on the Jennifer AA so go to hell., Brad+Angie forevah

He should have painted JA instead. She is prettier by far. Her hair and legs would be better subject matter.

Is this truthfully supposed to be a sculpture of Angelina Jolie? It looks nothing like her. I think it's just a sculpture of some naked ho feeding her kids while taking a shit. The Angelina comment was thrown in to fake it funny.

Hey! I'm from Oklahoma and we're not-....

...Okay, yeah, we're like that.

oklahoma is the southwest not midwest

Don't worry, #34. The 'haters' are all the same person, just changing names. It's Kate Gosselin, I tells ya.

@36 "some naked ho feeding her kids while taking a shit"
Haaaa ! Best comment in a long time !!!

That's a really ugly sculpture.

This is disturbing. Because her legs are not that thick or shapely.

-meream

just wanted to add a comment about something else.

Thanks for turning off comments for the Giuliani & Bill "story"
I guess you can't have the wave of normal comments about them being worthless and her taking it up the ass by a yak.

oh yeah....Angelina, I'd hit it...with a safety line attached

39. Dang, I told the artist not to feature my hair in his rendering of me, I thought that would throw everyone off!

That doesn't look like Angelina, that guy made that up just go get more publicity. At most it resembles a bit thinner version of Octo mom accept 6 of the babies are missing.

That statue is disgusting! Moreover, the midwest does not like activists. For the most part, midwesterners are moderate to conservative. PS - I do not believe Okla is considered being in the midwest.

That statue is disgusting! Moreover, the midwest does not like activists. For the most part, midwesterners are moderate to conservative. PS - I do not believe Okla is considered being in the midwest.

I lived in Oklahoma City for 24 years of my life. It is considered the midwest....WHY...I don't know. Anyway, just for those of you who think Oklahoma is nothing but hicks, rednecks and people with no teeth...way to be narrow-minded and stereotypical. Now excuse me while I go tend the farm and clean the outhouse.

I knew everybody in OK had an outhouse. I just knew it!

...that's really fucking creepy.

That's a terrible likeness. Angelina Jolie's legs are long and skinny and she has big bony feet and hands.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/angelinaB111007_468x591.jpg

That's really an invasion of privacy on so many levels. Daniel Edwards is obviously a pervert.

Is this the same "artist" that did that bizarre statue of Britney giving birth?

@53....

Yes. Same one who did Britney giving birth, Paris Hilton's Autopsy and the bust of Hillary Clinton.

Statue looks much better than the real thing. At least the statue might have some class only because Goody Do-good crap isn't spewing forth from the mouth like diarrhea.

Angelina deserves very well this statue. Congratulations! She's a good example of breasteeding

What I love is the "kill me now, I wish I were dead" look on the face of the statue.

When I heard about it yesterday, I imagined something glamorous looking, with her holding one child and looking like the Madonna (the one that died 2000 years ago, not Skeletor).

Don't expect good art. He does it for shock value. The same guy who showed Oprah in gold, Britney Spears giving birth on all fours. He gets by because he's skilled - not because he has anything to say. Consider him like Andy Warhol's, meaningless commentary on the meaningless pop culture. Kind of like The Superficial.

lol. bitches are whining.

wait, where's jen sculpture? the one where mayer peed on her vajayjay.

The majority of you need to grow up and remember you were slime covered sacks inside of a uterus once - breastfeeding is natural, normal, and not nearly as nasty as what you have to look at every day in the mirror. It doesn't make your tits sag, and it DOES make everything in your body healthier (mom and baby). Grow up and get over yourselves!

This reminds me on the Romulus and Remus story.The founders of Rome.

She looks like she didn't sleep for a month.

She's going nuts if she doesn't get her medicines.

*Cries*

"11. Dr Truth - August 5, 2009 12:23 PM

Dan Edwards is to art what Perez Hilton is to news."

- you nailed it.

Wow, she is a great mom! More people should be like her, she makes it look so easy! - shortpeopledate.com

People from the midwest love art. You just revealed what a total moron you are. I used to love this blog.

Brad Pitt is from Oklahoma

Is this for real? I'm from Oklahoma. Art is a yes, Activist are a definite yes, Naked weird statue of a tired looking gray women with kids sucking on her tits is a NO. This isn't staying here is it?

Ah, Daniel Edwards... king of bad taste.

First of all, he got the hands and legs and waist and hips ALL WRONG. Angie has extremely skeletal hands and arms (where are all the huge veins?) and her actual calves could be used to spear olives in a martini. This statue makes her look like a football player compared to her actual build.

Also, what a stupid-ass pose for a statue. As if anyone would sit around naked with their eyes closed feeding two babies at once.

Meh. Not impressed.

First of all, he got the hands and legs and waist and hips ALL WRONG. Angie has extremely skeletal hands and arms (where are all the huge veins?) and her actual calves could be used to spear olives in a martini. This statue makes her look like a football player compared to her actual build.

Also, what a stupid-ass pose for a statue. As if anyone would sit around naked with their eyes closed feeding two babies at once.

Meh. Not impressed.

looks like that sport where the butch woman walks with a ball, makes herself dizzy then chucks it. (I forgot what it's called)

only in this case it's 2 babies.

What a stupid idea .