Aug 31 2009Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news
- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater]
- Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone should let Hilary know who's doing who who a favor in this situation. Then let Leighton Meester know I'm hung like a Sherman tank. Do that first. [Celebslam]
- Robert Pattinson allows Premiere magazine to photograph his brooding. [PopSugar]
- Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills to pursue her film career which will be going nowhere until someone writes Wonk-Tits: The Movie. [Wonderwall]
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together which is probably the greatest thing to happen to Nick's penis since Joe Simpson stopped sleeping in their bed. [The Blemish]

Reader Comments
1. timmy the dying boy - August 31, 2009 9:20 PM
I'd say "First," but I don't care.
2. Parasite - August 31, 2009 9:34 PM
She's is gorgeous, some metabolism she must have.
3. yo - August 31, 2009 9:34 PM
Second, not that it matters
4. Parasite - August 31, 2009 9:35 PM
She's gorgeous, great metabolism, lucky gal.
5. Tim - August 31, 2009 9:36 PM
So odd seeing her wear that outfit in that setting. It's like she's out to go clubbing, but then decides on a whim to go to the playground.
6. Parasite - August 31, 2009 9:40 PM
WTF #4?
7. lizzy - August 31, 2009 9:49 PM
oh my god, she is just so beautiful. and so is her baby girl. these pictures make me so envious. picture 7 brings a goddamned tear to my eye... oh man.
#5 -- and her outfit is so adorable and casual -- hardly club material??
8. chelsea - August 31, 2009 9:57 PM
http://www.thesuperficial.com
9. Carolyn - August 31, 2009 10:16 PM
She's gorgeous, but I don't think that the baby is any great shakes.
10. chelsea - August 31, 2009 10:18 PM
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted
on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to
seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. mixedsugar - August 31, 2009 10:38 PM
omg, her baby looks just like her!! so beautiful:D:D:D:D
12. The Jesus - August 31, 2009 11:21 PM
Alessandra's OK, but I'd rather fuck her daughter...
13. wick - August 31, 2009 11:38 PM
@2 - yeah, if by "metabolism" you mean "cigarettes"
14. lola - August 31, 2009 11:43 PM
She is a very beautiful mother. She probably eats the recommended 1600 - 2000 calories a day of organic fresh food. If Americans did this obesity would be a thing of the past. My point is that you don't need to starve yourself to be thin, just avoid artificial ingredients, genetically engineered foods, and excessive eating. Learn how to cook and know what you are eating and STOP bashing the people with enough willpower to do so! :)
15. Alli Watermelon - September 1, 2009 12:18 AM
#5..."Tim"....how the hell can you consider her outfit...club attire? You're an idiot. She's dressed casual...just not like a slob. Apparently sloppy clothes are something you dig.
16. Sickitten - September 1, 2009 2:53 AM
Demi Moore is full of crap. Her 1st surgery was when she was young to uncross her eyes. Remember her leech therapy? Yuck...And her Mom posing nude?
It's all here...http://sickitten.com/categories/Demi%20Moore.aspx
17. HD Video Converter for Mac - September 1, 2009 3:00 AM
What a lovely little girl she owns.
18. pedro - September 1, 2009 3:33 AM
#14 - lola
WTF!!? She's a model so she knows what she's eating.
Enough of this organic shit..
Let's go to McDonald's.
19. pedro - September 1, 2009 4:18 AM
#14 - lola
WTF!!? She's a model so she knows what she's eating.
Enough of this organic shit..
Let's go to McDonald's.
20. ROUGH before dishonor - September 1, 2009 6:35 AM
Damn speaking of rubber band...
21. Danno - September 1, 2009 6:58 AM
Look at the kid in the far background of pic #6..... 2 years old and he already knows she's smokin' hot.
22. Christina - September 1, 2009 7:24 AM
Wow I'm so prettier than she is, why the long face bitch?
23. F*ck you back dude - September 1, 2009 9:07 AM
@25. Christina, don't be jealous just admire the stunningly beautiful lady.
24. F*ck you back dude - September 1, 2009 9:08 AM
@25. Christina, don't be jealous just admire the stunningly beautiful lady, infact lets all do the same.
25. obvi - September 1, 2009 10:07 AM
shes gorgeous. baby's gorgeous. but homegirl needs to shave her legs.
26. Pilatunes - September 1, 2009 10:41 AM
Getting married to Alessandra was one of the best things I ever did.
27. Bigo - September 1, 2009 10:49 AM
She looks like a teen mom! How old is she?
28. lola - September 1, 2009 2:43 PM
#18. I was responding to the people who credit her "metabolism" to her figure in earlier posts. Metabolism only applies to the %1 of obese people with thyroid disorders or medical conditions. You have fun going to McDonald's and I will stay healthy 105 pounds. Cooking at home - even with buying organic - is half the price of my family eating at McDonald's, not to mention much more delicious.
I cook everything in butter or coconut oil and none of that hydrogenated shit. I never buy "light" or "diet" products either. I wish people to take responsibility for their shape and stop bashing others who do.
29. PunkA - September 1, 2009 3:30 PM
Lola, Bullshit. My wife cooks vegetarian organic for herself as well, and it is twice as much as McDonald's. Yeah, it is expensive to eat healthy, and McD's is way cheap and easy. So pat yourself on the back all you want, but do not lie about the cost. healthy foods cost more than the cheap, bad for you stuff. Only an idiot would claim otherwise.
30. whaaat - September 1, 2009 3:50 PM
@29
Wrong. I spend about 25 dollars a week on organic food for my family. You can get cheap healthy food at farmers markets or even king soopers if you get whats on sale. It "may be expensive to eat healthy" IYO, but do you not realize how expensive this damn obesity epicdemic is.. a result from fast food? The AVERAGE American spends ten dollars a day on fast food, that's roughly 70 dollars a week. Cheaper than eating fresh organic food? I think not, stop claiming that fastfood is cheaper just so u can use it as an excuse to be a fatass
31. Galtacticus - September 1, 2009 5:34 PM
Holy crap! That kid is growing like a cabbage!
32. Darth - September 1, 2009 5:39 PM
I haven't seen a cabbage this huge before.Is she growing this in her garden?
33. YOUAREAPIG#12 - September 2, 2009 3:03 PM
# 12 YOU ARE A PIG................GO DIE
34. YOUAREAPIG#12 - September 2, 2009 3:03 PM
# 12 YOU ARE A PIG................GO DIE
35. Hi - September 3, 2009 12:53 PM
#12 hopefully the world is a fair enough place that a nail bomb will explode into your eyes and then someone will stab your skull 100x before burning your body and then taking a dump on it
PS The baby is extremely cute and fat lool :)
36. christmas gifts - November 3, 2009 12:20 AM
I must say Alessandra ambrosio is looking so hot with that short. She has got stunning figure. I like her with that goggle very much. So appealing face,. Thanks