Here's Whitney Port continuing her vacation yesterday at her hotel's pool in Miami. Just a fair warning: If you're the type of person who tends to punch their boss in the face after seeing insane amounts of camel toe and/or ass cheeks, now would be a good time to go lunch. Or duct tape your hands to a chair. Whatever works.
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Reader Comments
1. Que - July 21, 2009 2:01 PM
Que dang.
2. alskdfj - July 21, 2009 2:01 PM
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. jen - July 21, 2009 2:01 PM
first!
4. jen - July 21, 2009 2:03 PM
first! llolzzzzzzzz
5. DP Trainer - July 21, 2009 2:03 PM
Tight quim.
6. Joe Fonebone - July 21, 2009 2:05 PM
Gotta love the way women wear the skimpiest of bikinis then spend all their time making sure all their bits are contained within. Hi - larious.
7. ROUGH daddy - July 21, 2009 2:06 PM
shes not bad, is she allergic to oblique crunches? thats all she needs...
8. Joe Fonebone - July 21, 2009 2:07 PM
By the way, who is she?
9. ROUGH daddy - July 21, 2009 2:08 PM
and thats one Port of a toe whitney...
10. LawnGnome - July 21, 2009 2:09 PM
No clue who this chick is
11. The Jerk - July 21, 2009 2:15 PM
THIS IS MADNESS!!!!! I've already put my vote into stop posting articles to anything regarding any whores or fucking Z-List rejects from The Hills and I'd like to see this happen asap.
12. Deacon Jones - July 21, 2009 2:21 PM
Look, it's a Jewsih Michael Phelps in pic 19
13. Duuude - July 21, 2009 2:21 PM
She looks like that kid from Dazed and Confused. That said, I'd do her.
14. THAT_GIRL_JENN - July 21, 2009 2:32 PM
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BLAH BLAH BLHA WHITE PEOPLE BLAH BLAH IM A HUMAN SEPTIC TANK
BLAH BLAH MORE POINTLESS MORON TALK BLAH BLAH I SHOULD DIAF
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15. Beetlejuice - July 21, 2009 2:32 PM
Who's this twat?
16. DrThrasher - July 21, 2009 2:34 PM
So they photoshopped her ass crack out fyi.
17. Wow! - July 21, 2009 2:39 PM
@ #14...You can stop now. Just because we can't see you and just because you think "hehehe....these people don't know me, I can type whatever I want", it doesn't make you any LESS of a fool. And you are.....a complete fool.
Now learn from your mistake.
18. TexasTranny - July 21, 2009 2:49 PM
pretty bikini
19. Anonymous - July 21, 2009 3:02 PM
WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH NICE, GAUDY JEWELRY TO THE FREAKING POOL?? If I was going swimming I wouldnt wear a bunch of rings that could come off in the water & I sure hope that huge Rolex looking watch is waterproof. Thats the second day in a row she has too much crap on just to go swimming. She must feel very insecure w/o her nice things. Materialistic & insecure much?
20. isitin - July 21, 2009 3:03 PM
Would someone here tell me who the hell she is....................
21. Anonymous - July 21, 2009 3:04 PM
WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH NICE, GAUDY JEWELRY TO THE FREAKING POOL?? If I was going swimming I wouldnt wear a bunch of rings that could come off in the water & I sure hope that huge Rolex looking watch is waterproof. Thats the second day in a row she has too much crap on just to go swimming. She must feel very insecure w/o her nice things. Materialistic & insecure much?
22. Hit it like a redheaded stepchild - July 21, 2009 3:05 PM
she's got that thing lasered completely smooth. thatsa niiiicce!
I would hit that like a retarded kid with a whack-a-mole game.
When I got through with her she would have more than bruises on her legs. She would have a couple of bruised ribs, a pulled hamstring, rope burn, a strained larynx and an asshole with an echo.
I'm just saying...I would like to poke that please
23. Swollen Colon - July 21, 2009 3:06 PM
I would stretch her anal lips over her shoulders and ram my moldy salami into her appendix hole.
24. Stimp - July 21, 2009 3:17 PM
Posts at this site should sometimes give us, you know, a little info on who the hell certain people are. I had no idea who Whitney Port is, largely because she's a G-list "celebrity."
25. sam - July 21, 2009 3:21 PM
She gets bonus points for not wearing a face full of makeup like reality-whores Heidi and Paris. And the bikini is much better than yesterday's hairy-bush thingie.
26. sam - July 21, 2009 3:22 PM
She gets bonus points for not wearing a face full of makeup like reality-whores Heidi and Paris. And the bikini is much better than yesterday's hairy-bush thingie.
27. RichPort's Ghost - July 21, 2009 3:34 PM
Just like her ass says to skin tight jeans, I got nothing...
28. Tom K - July 21, 2009 3:50 PM
If its a slow news week don't put anything up. Nothing is better then looking at this goofy bitch.
29. HARRY JOHN - July 21, 2009 3:53 PM
MOOSE KNUCKLE!
30. http://www.popduds.com/ - July 21, 2009 4:45 PM
MOAR!!!
31. Fegirst - July 21, 2009 5:01 PM
EVERY young woman should have such a pattern of bruises on her thighs, bruises caused by the firm grasp of a man's hand.
32. puhleez - July 21, 2009 5:06 PM
at least it looks like she has a halfway decent vadge...
33. Mr. Class - July 21, 2009 5:24 PM
NICE SHAVED CUNT!
34. you silly crackers - July 21, 2009 6:19 PM
White bitches got flat ass
35. Barge - July 21, 2009 6:20 PM
I don't get it. Boring looking woman.
36. Funeral Guy - July 21, 2009 6:36 PM
She's not hot but love the cameltoe in pic #7.
37. bebe75 - July 21, 2009 7:37 PM
this is what hollywood is lately! these dumb ass chicks want to be so frickin skinny....this is what they look like .....so skinny n flabby from starving....
she needs to stop starving and start toning it up!
38. frankie steel - July 21, 2009 8:26 PM
Is that white cunt supposed to be famous?
39. nice - July 22, 2009 12:16 AM
lol @ 38
I very much like your use of the English language.
Whitney has a very nice looking vagina hidden behind that bathing suit.
I would enjoy nothing more than a chance to fill her up with a solid beef injection.
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40. fred - July 22, 2009 6:24 AM
hey, I hate The Hills and The City more than anyone... but that is one tall, sexy drink of water.
41. veronica - July 22, 2009 6:32 AM
LOL LOL>>>>>
Hot cougars? Sensual milfs?
"Cougar Central"? "San Carlos" ? or "San Francisco"?
*** kisscougar. c o m *** is the real place that is packed with them
42. Pilatunes - July 22, 2009 8:02 AM
Who the hell is this?
43. Darth - July 22, 2009 8:51 AM
I wouldn't give her that much credit for being posted twice here.
44. tdcotter - July 22, 2009 9:15 AM
Morons. The bathingsuit is too big for her and is bunching up awkwardly because it is wet.
45. goldfish - July 22, 2009 10:14 AM
she is not so bad, who is she?
46. Joe Mason - July 22, 2009 2:13 PM
Nice body but bad swim suit. Needs to spend more time in my bedroom
47. Jimboooooooooooo - July 22, 2009 3:01 PM
You know how your farts smell different when you fart in a pool? I wanna smell her pool farts. I don't know why, I just do. I imagine they smell of honey roasted peanuts and 4 leaf clovers on a sunny day.
48. IDontCare - July 22, 2009 3:57 PM
Did this bitch have a nose job? she looks slightly better than she did
49. Ribald - July 24, 2009 2:57 AM
At least she isn't covered in disgusting tatoos.
50. Bootlegger69 - September 24, 2009 7:48 AM
Don't know who she is don't care I'd love to lick that nice toe and I bet it's a bald one too. Hairy does not a good toe make.