Jul 28 2009Tara Reid keeps wearing a bikini

stinky pussy

She reminds me of a prune.

She has some nerve wearing that bikini

her ass is melting like an ice cream cone

She stomach looks like cement mix trying to dry...

Weird, I googled "hot mess" and it directed me to this page.

honestly, i'd rather stick my wang in that hoagie.

Yeah, she keeps wearing a bikini, and an ill-fitting one at that ... or is it just that her ass can't be contained ? Yikes.

I'd rather see John Gosslyn (sic, whatever) in a bikini.

What do you call the skin around a vagina? The woman. Ok, but seriously - what's wrong with hers?!

i dont care what anybody says... i'd hit it and brag.

This bitch is vacationing in St. Tropez while you're sitting at work ragging on her. Isn't America wonderful?

This bitch is vactioning in St. Tropez while you're sitting at work ragging on her. Isn't America wonderful?

Ugly fake tits, a saggy, flat ass, no hips and rippled skin.

Tranny?

whatever. she looks better in a bikini than 90% of the women her age. Has anyone logged off and gone outside this summer?

Not again......

She ordered the sandwich, but she's not actually eating it. Hmm...

@15- That's because 90% of the women her age have at least two kids and real (therefore saggy as hell) tits. It's probably safer to bang someone in the 90% than Tara. Maybe 10 years ago before she got the worst liposuction on the planet, but now? I wouldn't fuck that grotesque cokehead with #11's dick.

If she gained 20 pounds or so to stretch that leather back out,she might get SOME of her hotness back, the key word here is some.

Tragic. This girl used to be so beautiful..

... but besides her fucked up lipo job... WTF happened to her ass in pic #6? UGH!

Her age? This girl is 33, not 50. She looks terrible for 33.

Granny legs in #2

Please stop taking her picture. If you keep taking her picture yall make her think she's hot. My eyes are still burning.

Please stop taking her picture. If you keep taking her picture yall make her think she's hot. My eyes are still burning.

She looks like she's 70 from the neck down.

I really can't understand how she thinks she can get away with wearing a bikini like that and not wonder why when shes walking out in public that random strangers are throwing up or having seizures in the eyes..I feel bad for that hoagie and coke zero since they will most likely be consumed via injections.

26, I'm with you but I feel more pity. Seriously, her LEGS trip me the fuck out more than anything....*shudder*

I'd hit that all day long. She is still hotter than 95% of the women out there.

@28..and the women that you believe she's hotter than typically tend to be in wheelchairs and have down syndrome while wearing a wizard hat. So you're not doing too good of a job to convince me otherwise.

If she just did some crunches and worked on her obliques rather than go the cosmetic surgery route she would've turned out mighty fine.

If she just did some crunches and worked on her obliques rather than go the cosmetic surgery route she would've turned out mighty fine.

what are you dudes even talking shit about? tara reid STILL looks better than any girl you basement dwellers could (willingly) get to fuck you.

She should think about wearing a bikini with boy shorts for the bottoms. These skimpy drawers are AWFUL on her!

I'm sorry, but I think she is hot...

I fucked Tara Reid once. Okay it was a sack of potatoes I named Tara but it's the same thing.

i agree with #21. she looks awful for 33. my friends and i are all within the 32-36 age bracket and look fantastic - even those with kids. she looks good for someone in her 60s. actually not even. she's just awful.

Her stomach looks like Magda's face from "There's Something About Mary."

@ 29
LMAO!!! WIZARD HATS for the win!

I think a few pounds would be better than looking like a shriveled apple-head woman from 250 years ago.

# 32 please don't shatter my illusion. If I stop my car at their corner, flash my $20 and they get in, I call that "willing."

#29: "while wearing a wizard hat"

I can always count on "The Jerk" and "Rough Daddy" from some LOL's!

Anyway!!!!
She looks hot.

this could seriously be an educational tool for young people to defer them from tanning and plastic surgery...

she used to be so pretty..now she looks like my leather couch

"I'll suck your cock for $1000 dollars...."

Ahhh the good old days when she was Bunny Lebowski. She is messed up now and one or two binges away from the obituaries.

WHY DO WHITE WOMEN THINK THEY CAN TAN AND GET AWAY WITH IT? YOUR SKIN IS NOT MEANT FOR TANNING, UNLESS YOU WANT TO AGE LIKE THIS SKANK OR LINDSAY LOHAN. STAY WHITE.

WHY DO WHITE WOMEN THINK THEY CAN TAN AND GET AWAY WITH IT? YOUR SKIN IS NOT MEANT FOR TANNING, UNLESS YOU WANT TO AGE LIKE THIS SKANK OR LINDSAY LOHAN. STAY WHITE.

Partying, drugs, alcohol and surgery have made her look like this, the tan is an attempt to cover it up. You think Lohan is tan?

#32- We can't hear you, your basement door is closed....
Stomach looks bad enough, crotch is horrifying.
Got to go back downstairs

What exactly is she gonns DO with the footlong sadnwich??? This reminds me of a show I saw in Tiajuana once. The other chicks used a donkey, a straw basket with a hole in it and a dozen ping pong balls as THEIR props.....

You are all bad fucking people. Leave the girl alone. You're what's wrong with this country. Judgemental ass pieces of shit. I'm fine as hell and I don't have to put anybody down to feel good about myself.
The media has destroyed and robbed little girls of their self esteem for far too long and it's gotten out of control. You're the reason 12 year old girls kill themselves. I hope you're fucking happy.

sexyyy bikini

Gorgeous killer fucking Hot body !!!

Hell's Angel- I beleive you're putting us down to make yourself feel superior and "better". You're just like us. Guess you're not so perfect, probably not so fine either. Hypocrite.
Ahhhh, now I'm "fucking happy"

She continued her vacation? Isn't her entire life a vacation? Has she been in a movie since American Pie?

Gross!

/SKANK.

If offered a chance I would probably hit it (but not before I said a prayer)

I have a sneaky suspicion that it would probably feel a little funny and smell kinda funky. I would most likely only hit it a couple of times, stick it in her asshole, shoot it in her face then runaway screaming and crying. I would definitely have to take up drugs again after the ordeal.

she looks gross... i can almost see her STDs. do you know how many people she has slept with? i just found a list of all her past hook ups and its disgusting. not to mention...these people WANTED to hook up with her? crazy.. look- http://www.ranker.com/list/tara-reid_s-loves--and--hookups/celebrityhookups

you know....even she would just wear a wrap it would make all the difference....just a cover up the lower body and it would be FAR less grotesque looking....white girls are so DUMB

is that another vagina on her inner thigh?

All I can think about is Tara doing naughty things to that 16 inch veggie sub...

All I can think about is Tara doing naughty things to that 16 inch veggie sub...

why does her ass always look like she has butt implats that are trying to head south for her feet. seriously, what is wrong with her ass. She doesn't have a fat ass but the shape is fucking hideous.

I'd hit it....with some syrup to go with the pancakes.

That's one nasty lookin' ass.

I am now sure that this is what Mary Shelley had in mind, surgery wise, when she penned Frankenstein. The tragedy here is that she was fairly attractive before the bad boob job and bad lipo. She should definitely be sporting the one piece look these days. Only Amy Winehouse looks worse in a bikini.

I would wear a nice one-piece and call it a day.

So # 32 thinks we all live in basements in New Jersey? Do they even have basements there with all of the flooding? I don't know which one is worse, Staten Island or New Jersey.

Spank dem hams. just i need a pan firend and good relation siph plece writh me

*bleugh*

I almost like this chick from the tits up. Just cut the bottom half off and sew it onto Madonna. Big improvement.

She's choking the french bread.

Where do these jobless bitches live from?

How this girl it's always on vacation? No work in tv or movies, where is the money coming from" whoring"?

To the person who says WE'RE the reason "12 year old girls kill themselves" have you ever thought the reason 12 year old girls kill themselves is because people like Tara Reid - who looked fine in AMERICAN PIE- go out and get themselves butchered? Honestly there was nothing wrong with the way Tara Reid looked before. She just Got Greedy and wanted to look thinner and bigger breasted. NOW she looks like a sock made out of Play Doh.

By the way, I saw a goosip show on E! once where someone surmised that tara Reid must be very self-concious and have low self-esteem. My problem with that theory is , if she has low self-esteem and doesnt think she looks good than why is she always walking around in a bikini????

I'm sorry, but all you pathetic fucks who are saying "i'd still hit it. She's hotter than 90% of other women", etc. are really REALLY pathetic. Cuz the fact is, she's pretty freaking nasty, and is DEFINITELY not anywhere near as attractive as so many non-celebrity girls/women I see walking around on a daily basis. She has a cute face, but the body is terrible!! She is a weird combination of too skinny, but also really disgustingly untoned too. Like she actually does look like she's melting. I don't know her hotness is still savable, but if I were her I'd be heading to a gym stat! Her body is pretty much screaming for some exercise. The point is, if i were a guy, I don't think I'd be able to get it up. And if you are one of these guys saying you'd hit it, you obviously have really low standards. Like the type of guy that is so desperate for a lay, they will pretty much bring home anything at the end of the night. Gross.

Even my ass looks better and I had twins. She needs to gain about 10+ pounds for her skin to smooth out and look normal. It looks like leather.
There are plenty of 40 year old women that look younger and have a better body than hers. They just eat right and work their ass off in the gym.
Plastic surgery RUINED her body. It is just sad.

I like Tara, but she needs a sarong or something.

youre worried about her when millions of over weight ppl in the world are walkin around in bikinis. i bet half of you talkin smack are over weight. now what do you think youre doin in a bikini?? let the woman be comfortable in what she wears. jesus christ!

Why disrepect the lady with awful words. Just provide positive suggestions

Why disrepect the lady with awful words. Just provide positive suggestions

Is it wrong I was focusing on the sandwhich too? I'm hungry.