Jul 27 2009Tara Reid in a bikini: Pure majesty

she's quite lumpy

plastic surgery is sweet!

I think that the only decent part in her body are her tits...

she was hot in van wilder

I likes that. Yum yum!!! Tara, I'd tear you up, sexy thang!!

I likes that. Yum yum!!! Tara, I'd tear you up, sexy thang!!

Likely, her vagina is reminiscent of a piece of lettuce, which inadvertently fell from Jared's Subway sandwich, and was forgotten under the sun for days.

In the eighth pic it appears that the deli counter is open.

I'd still do her

8th pic...wtf?

#3 seriously? have you seen her frankennipples?

....vacation again????? This bitch works...WHEN??

Picture 8 meat curtain is now my screensaver

Gross times a thousand!!!

Does the boyfriend realize he's dating a tranny yet or is he blind to what actually he fucks at night?

pretty bikini............the bottoms looks like panties

i dunno, she's a little too skinny for my tastes though...

She's on the right side of the globe for her looks...

If you spend a couple of years working close to Tara (lights out) Reid and develop a bond,,,you'll bang her...she still have the face, & charm and I'm assuming the docs didn't touch her cooze...

Fish!!!!! OMG, my eyes!!!

Can I sue?

She's no Perez Hilton...But I'd still do her!

yay Tara!
is the boat ok?

@19.. You know youre seriously giving that sperm bucket the benefit of the doubt with that assumption no one touched her vah jay jay considering you can see everything else has been surgically "enhanced" for full FAILURE.

Tsk Tsk.. ;D

years ago i would bang this whore at least twice. these days, i think not.

I'm sure this guy thinks he is in 7th heaven cause he's banging the chick from American Pie.

Sadly he is also banging the chick from My Boss's Daughter and Alone In The Dark.

i hear that all of the "ugly chicks who were once extremely hot chicks, who only now are attempting to de-uglify themselves to become the extremely hot chicks they once were" chicks fuck great because they feel they have to make up for their shortcomings.

Seriously she looks fine. Yes, she has the bad lipo stomach, but what's done is done. Fake boobs, but lots of people are cool w/ those.

She's slim, not too flabby or slack or untoned. Her butt looks good in all of the standing pics. No one looks good clambering out of the water or off the board or whatever she's on - it's just not a good look for anyone.

She was partying on a boat and drinking umbrella drinks w/ her friends in St Tropez. Later that night she probably went clubbing.

WTF did you do this weekend, ya hating bastards?

waste of a life. Sad really.

DO NOT WANT!

#27 you have low standards and to answer your question, I was on the beach near St Tropez this weekend, see, not all of us go to Walmart on weekends.

Seriously, this woman doesn't make me laugh any more, her body is wrong all over (chicklet teeth, overbleached hair, uneven boobs sitting too low, weird legs, lumpy stomach, and a chest like a tree trunk); It is disturbing because she used to be very good looking and she did not need these "enhancements". Mental sickness is not funny.

That gal needs fuller coverage

You freaks on here that think YOU look good in a bikini at her age, need to get a life and stop being so judgemental. First, she's prettier than you, looks better than you and has more money than you.

All of you that are complaining are over-weight or bald, or ugly or jealous!

Get a life. If she gave you a double-look, you'd trip over your own feet just to touch her hand..You know you would, you'd never admit it though.

Bunch of jealous, petty people..So funny..grow up!

yuck, stick a fork in her she is done

"#27 you have low standards and to answer your question, I was on the beach near St Tropez this weekend, see, not all of us go to Walmart on weekends."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH WALMART OMFGHAHAHAHA

That was quite possibly the most asinine joke I've ever read. Fail.

Seriously, WTF is hanging out of her suit in #8? I'm a woman, and even I'm not sure what that is.

Why doesn't the dumbass wear a one piece? Then she'd be relatively hot again.

Personally though I like a gal with some mileage on her. It's better than those smooth plastic looking barbie bodies.

RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY

I keep waiting for an alien to pop out of her deformed chest.

I'm also wondering what tha fck is that ...thing in 8th pic :DDD

#32, honestly...why would anyone be jealous of her? I do look better in a bikini than she does. I LOOK HUMAN...as she does not (sadly). She was hot several years ago before she had several botched plastic surgery procedures. The "your just jealous, yada yada yada" banter won't work in this case. Sure, I feel bad for the girl for having bad plastic surgery. But that doesn't mean she looks good because I feel sorry for her...and sure as hell doesn't mean any of us are JEALOUS of her. What a bunch of asinine bullshit you came up with. Get real.

#40...You're so jealous and weak minded. That is quite obvious!

i'd bang her till my dick fell off if i could get SUPER HIGH!!! otherwise, eew.

This woman has some pretty mangled labia. What are they doing growing out of her thighs? Did a surgeon remove and reattach them to her legs?

41 - take your meds please.

Girl is hideous...HIDEOUS!

41 - take your meds please.

Girl is hideous...HIDEOUS!

#41..Whatever...grow up and stop being so judgemental, and mental.

First comment after years of reading the SF.

Hey SF... FUCK YOU!

Lohan suddenly looks attractive.

I feel the need to lick her like a kid with an ice cream cone. Because her body looks like it's melting and shit in the sun.

I know I am going to get lambasted for this, but exactly what the hell is wrong with a one piece swim suit. They make tons of cute, sexy ones and Tara, and Lisa Rhinna, especially, could benefit. Why the need to show off the bad lipo which has made this chick such a joke. If she has a nude scene to prep for (good god lets hope that's not the case) then it's called spray tan Tara. It might even save you from the leather monster, which, judging from the amount of time you spend in bikinis, is knocking on your door baby.

P.S. Her boyfriend has a serious case of the gay face. Hollah!

why is sooo flabby.... loose as some one twice her age

WEAR MORE CLOTHES, TARA.

What is so complicated about that? It's simple and has immediate benefits. Why can't you remember? Why do you torture yourself and others this way?

Write it down, and pass it on to the brown bikini monster in those last pics.

#32,

What are you talking about, "at her age"? She's not even 35 yet.

The problem is she's had some bad and unnecessary cosmetic surgery performed.

Besides, do you think actors and actresses always look like they do in movies? They usually diet and work out for 2 months before filming, which is enough for most people to get into shape.

She looks better than most people.

I want to have a relationship with, Tara, like the one that, Lilo and SamRo have, only hetero. I spend my time spinning vinyl at the club, shootin' sexy/smooth "wuzzup looks" to hot chicks bumpin' and grindin' to the music I'm spinnin' that makes them feel SO good, as the Pavlovian response takes hold, cemented with the help of copious amounts of Grey Goose Vodka. Comin' home after the clubs close, walk into my gate to find, Tara sitting on my front step. She's been there waiting for me, desperate for my love and affection, willing to do whatever she can, so that the next time she texts me, I actually answer her back after the 46th one. And when we get inside the house, she' more than eager to remind me WHY I need to answer those text messages. Oh, yes, to have my own personal, insecure, self loathing, booze hound/coke whore stalker, with Daddy issues. Well, besides, Mischa Barton. That bitch just crazy! Know how much effort it took to get ass her locked up and off my front door step?! Shit! On second thought, scratch what I just said. Too much drama for my taste.

She looks like David Spade from the back

I don't really understand whats SO bad about her. Sure her tummy looks a little.....funny but i live in a beach town and she looks 90% "better" in a bikini then most people i see everyday. I think she should gain like 10 lbs....it might help her out. And in the 8th pic...thats what your leg looks like when you weigh 90 lbs. It's her bone protruding because shes got such skinny legs. Like i said, i think her being so skinny makes her look worse...if she gained back the weight she had sucked out, i think it would do her some good. She was fine to begin with. I think everyone just always writes based on what SW writes. He says "gross" you all agree. He says "hot" you all agree. Aside from the few who actually realize everyones different and whats hot to some may not be hot to others, you all hate on the same people.

It looks like she got a belly button upgrade.

What happened to that piece of loose leather what came off? Burnt it?

Disturbing - she is like one of those crazy bitches you might bang while on vacation but would never tell anyone about it. Then you would undergo extensive psychiatric counseling for years to repair the mental damage.

59. Galtacticus -

It was put in a lead box and burried deep in a deserted mine.

i'd fuck her 'till my dick fell off if i could get SUPER HIGH! otherwise, gross.

I don't see a damn thing wrong with any of the pics. She is a definite spinner spread her legs stick her on your tongue and spin her. She is obviously hotter than anyone on this little comment section could ever get a hold of look at the freaking boat she is on...people with boats like that do not pick up women like you idiots are describing. I'd make her and Lohan both scream their little lungs out.