Jul 9 2009Stephanie Pratt in a swim.. thing

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the fuck?

Uh, these reality girls are so annoying. People who have no talent should be beautiful or else they can just live out their life like a normal person. The only person from Laguna Beach or whatever the fuck the show is called now that deserves attention is Kristin Cavallari. The rest are rich girls who couldn't make themselves worthy of so much attention with all the money in the world.

Why are you posting pics of this nobody? For someone who is young and never had children, she certainly has a sub par body.

About as classy as a burnt steak with ripple blanc... Top Secret baby.

That's a body only a brother could love.

She's go no hips, but her cans aren't bad.

Legs are good, ass is average. No cellulite, but not much shape, either.

She's not athlete, that's for sure. She could really improve that body with some hard work.

Seriously Fish, how much are they paying you to try and make a story out of this homely Kirsten Dunst looking beeotch?

Wow, another really ugly swimsuit on her. The color alone is enough to make me want to punch her. Totally wrong shade of yellow on her. And who the heck ever thought that those styles of swuimsuits look good on ANYONE???

Only in America can someone become a "celeb" because their brother is a fake "celeb".

well if i wanted to know what spencer would look like with a womans body mission accomplished steph omg she looks like a man im not joking i dont find her attractive at all which would be why she cant keep a man in her life tha t and the fact that spencer has a problem with every guy she dates because hes secretly in love with her because hes so in love with himself Heidi is just a decoy he loves him some stepanie ewwww incest is best right

well if i wanted to know what spencer would look like with a womans body mission accomplished steph omg she looks like a man im not joking i dont find her attractive at all which would be why she cant keep a man in her life tha t and the fact that spencer has a problem with every guy she dates because hes secretly in love with her because hes so in love with himself Heidi is just a decoy he loves him some stepanie ewwww incest is best right

Her new nose looks good. It made her better looking. Her and Ashley Simpson. Weird how a nose job can suddenly make someone attractive.

WHY did you waste time putting this NOBODY bitch's pics up....

She has no nipples. She's a witch and needs to be burned at the stake. I'll bring marshmallows.

If this is the only alternative, more Michael Jackson please.
Oh yeah-FUCK BRUNO

@10 America is full of fake celebrities. Americans are a bunch of talentless morons.

Be proud of your man made six pack Shephie, dont hide it with some schmata...

the suit is obviously too big, must be spencer's.

either that or she skinned heidi and decided to wear the scraps.

God, you can tell she is an epic whore who can swallow multiple cocks in her anus, what a fucking slob...

I love this fashion M'larky

#17 - I agree. We're sooooooooo untalented that we remain the linchpin in global stability... what a bunch of morons we are!

I mean I may just be saying this because I have a flabby stomach and huge cellulite, but Stephanie Pratt is an attractive girl and it is really horrid the way
you pick her body apart as if you were a celestial being.
I would really love to see the bodies typing this bull because theyre probably just as rancid as mine.

#17-
Well we have been told! Zing! Nice one!

the is the ugliest swimsuit i've ever seen. the only upside is that you are constantly getting a little brownage peek from the top.

#23- amen.

although, that is a heinously ugly swimsuit.

This would be a more fun site if the resident fatties were more outraged...

i'd love to see the faces of the photogs taking these pics of "reality" tv stars when they return home to the batcave.

Probably thinking they'll get mucho $$$ for them, and only wind up getting $1.75 and a coupon for a free meal at Denny's.

I do not watch reality shows because they are a waste of my time. Give me The Discovery or History Channel. She should give her girls support or else they will be pointing at her toes!

Interesting. On the face of it, one would think that one just couldn't possibly wear a bed skirt incorrectly - that just the WEARING of the bed skirt, by definition, was incorrect. But apparently, Ms. Pratt has proven that theory wrong.

Is she playing with her beachball again?

That sure does look ugly.

She has moments of cuteness.

Why do you all think it's appropriate to rate someones body and criticise what they look like? Yeh, the girl is famous for a reality t.v show and this site is always good for a giggle but who the fuck are you to comment on how she looks? It's pathetic, it creates psycological problems and is extremely hurtful. Grow up and take a good look in the mirror before you attack someone elses looks!

Oh n btw reality t.v. is supposed to be talentless shit, it's supposed to be mind numbing, perfect hang over t.v., it's not supposed to insight great disscussions and debates...and anyone who can criticise someone's body then say Kristin (from Laguna Beech) deserves fame is obviously insane, the mind numbin t.v. was just as mind numbing with her and it truely says something about our society when a person is revered for bitching and backstabbing!

I know this comment doesn't apply to all but it really does annoy me that people would be so hurtful.

what in the hell...? did she steal that gettup from one of the Golden Girls?

Christina, please don't be so hard on yourself.

We all could look amazing if we had the money. It cost money to look good. That is the bottom line.

34, if you don't like what you see, there's this little red x on the top left or right corner of the internet window. it's just that easy!

@34 Why dont you start talking out your ass, with my cock in it bitch. In other words STFU! Its not our fault these ugly fat pigs decide to roll out into the public eye looking like shit.

@34 Its also not our fault that you have a complex about being ugly as fuck. Hit me up, I have number to a giod surgeon, maybe he can hook you up to a few Orecks and suck the fat out your ass...

Your all very sad, strange individuals with no lives, I can't believe I actually thought there was a decent person amongst you (I hope there is somewhere but not online atm obviously) enjoy criticising people with more money and a better figures then you, I'm sure your arse is growing slowly underneath you as you try and think up more swear words to post on this website. #37 i am now takin your advice, that little x is oh so inviting.....btw ppl watch ure spelling...no guessing what part of the world your from!

no ass shots?

@40
"watch ure spelling"....Got it!

This elf looks like she has an upside down torso. She literally looks like a mannequin torso was flipped and then tits were bolted to it.

Get off the beach you sloppy bitch, you're giving me a headache.

It should be told that i flashed her by pulling my swim trunks down, while this photo was taken.... hence the look of utter amazement.

Her vagina was as tight as her brothers anus.

@43

By a three inch tool, or the fact that it was covered in dick butter?

This. is. not. a. celebrity....

Come on, folks.

is that a hint of camel toe in 13 or just a baggy illfitting suit

@11 @12 Your comment reads like hyperventilation.

she's neither fat nor ugly
she just fails to have any stand out features which makes her appear plain in Hollywood
but i guarantee if she was walking around at your local shopping centre she'd turn the most heads

it's funny to see some american girls love it to make a fool of themselves.
WITH THIS PERSON SUCCESS IS GUARANTEED, folks!!

she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ~~((((((cougar matching . co m ))))~~`

that is a free sugar dating club. she must go there to find
someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won't

know how...she is.

good nose job - must have used Heidi's doctor! Lips plumped and the whole nine yards....ugly body though - will be hard fixing that up....

She has a beautiful body and face. Barely any makeup at all! I am sure she spends a fortune on her skin and fitness, but it shows. She looks a lot like Ashlee Simpson to me now.

I've to admit that this bikini is an improvement in comparison with her Sumo-bikini.

I'm not complaining but didn't she pull up her mini dress a bit too high? I can see her panties.

She's wearing her mini skirt as a top!? Who's her stylist?

her shape disgusts me

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Sorry, Pratt haters - I'd hit that hard.

Nice. How do I get a tree scholarship in fashin desinging?

What a disgusting, ackward, bitch!!!!!

Bottom line is that she has no waistline and it looks weird and awkward. Her face is really plain, but if you guys are okay with Audrina, I'm sure you'll adjust to this new unremarkable reality star.

"dink squeeze - July 9, 2009 11:58 AM
@10 America is full of fake celebrities. Americans are a bunch of talentless morons."

...and the peasant eurotrash contingent is heard from, again.
Like anyone cares.

#64
Apparently you do :)

OK!! what about this girl's bikinis, she's no ugly, she has a nice body but she wears the most unflattering swimwear !!

"#65
Apparently you do :)"

Incorrect. You may go back to eating your boiled turnips, peasant.

Roast beef with Mustard! Order Up!

That swimming costume is so ill-fitting on her body. The top doesn't have much support, which make her look like she has saggy breasts, and the bottom makes her look like she has poopy pants. Having a boyish figure, giving her the illusion of lack of hips, doesn't help either. It would've perhaps looked more flattering on her if it were a size or two smaller?

She needs to FIRE HER STYLIST NOW!!!! This is the second time in two weeks that bikini pictures make her look worse than Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Her evil brother* probably had her contract written so that she can never look better than his gaping-pie-hole-mate*...
(*I refuse to type or speak their names, ever, ever again) (unless it's a eulogy)

#30 B'waahahahahahahaha

Dude, some of your captions are WORTH the look at, uh, THIS. You're a fuckin' riot & I dig your site.

At least Ali Landry still looks hot after squeezin' out a pup.

Used to be a big Ali Landry fan, but 'TRYING' to grow up myself. Guess it ain't working. L.o.L.!

Peace Bro,

-Lone Wolf

Dude, some of your captions are WORTH the look at, uh, THIS. You're a fuckin' riot & I dig your site.

At least Ali Landry still looks hot after squeezin' out a pup.

Used to be a big Ali Landry fan, but 'TRYING' to grow up myself. Guess it ain't working. L.o.L.!

Peace Bro,

-Lone Wolf

why do you guys have to be so harsh? I'm pretty sure 99% of you have a body thats no where near as good as stephs. i mean come on, no one is perfect so stop picking at her faults, shes a pretty girl & theres just no need to be so god damn horrible.

& as for, ''It would've perhaps looked more flattering on her if it were a size or two smaller?'' .. if she was two sizes smaller she would be skin & bones. yes reeeeeeeeeeeal healthy!

why do you guys have to be so harsh? I'm pretty sure 99% of you have a body thats no where near as good as stephs. i mean come on, no one is perfect so stop picking at her faults, shes a pretty girl & theres just no need to be so god damn horrible.

& as for, ''It would've perhaps looked more flattering on her if it were a size or two smaller?'' .. if she was two sizes smaller she would be skin & bones. yes reeeeeeeeeeeal healthy!

okay forget the last bit, sorry i read it wrong.

theres a lot'a sag in those puppies

she looks good!

She has got such a hilarious body i must say . Truly awesome in swim suit. What a gorgeous woman i must say . But stephanie's breast become so shaggy i must say . What is happening with her..??