Jul 1 2009Stephanie Pratt in a bikini
Following in the constantly mugging footsteps of her brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt did some canned bikini posing in Miami yesterday. You might remember her from such posts as the girl who claimed starring on The Hills made her bulimic which puts me in sort of an awkward position here. If I say Stephanie looks good, I'm encouraging women to have eating disorders. But if I say she looks bad, then I'm still encouraging eating disorders. So how about I just push Heidi Montag down a well and we call it a draw? That work for you guys? Awesome.

Reader Comments
1. TradeProfits - July 1, 2009 11:13 AM
Nice. I like it! :)
2. hmna - July 1, 2009 11:14 AM
And we were thisclose to NSFW.
3. mikeock - July 1, 2009 11:15 AM
excellant love pillows! Who is this bitch?
4. Kari - July 1, 2009 11:15 AM
Hate those bikinis, always makes boobs look smaller:(
Also, I agree with the Heidi thing.
5. unvmynutz - July 1, 2009 11:19 AM
This one will age in dog years...mark my word
6. unvmynutz - July 1, 2009 11:19 AM
This one will age in dog years...mark my word
7. gotmilk? - July 1, 2009 11:19 AM
from the side, she looks fine, but straight on, that is a terrible bathing suit for her shape. it makes her look like she's got big ole birthing hips. and everyone knows those tops are terrible. try again!
8. Deacon Jones - July 1, 2009 11:24 AM
Holy fuck is this girl beat...
She looks like a meth head elf from Lord of the Rings in pic 8
9. Snowpea - July 1, 2009 11:27 AM
NOSE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has anyone else noticed this?!!?!?!
10. Giggles - July 1, 2009 11:27 AM
Who?
11. pappy smeary - July 1, 2009 11:29 AM
The hills needs to make stephanie pratt more anorexic. :-D
12. ROUGH daddy - July 1, 2009 11:31 AM
First thing first, is she obnoxious as the other two non certified professional wrestlers....
13. marcus - July 1, 2009 11:32 AM
#2 looks like her vagina just took a dump. what the hell?
14. Moto Rola - July 1, 2009 11:43 AM
Her brother gives off the scent of old cheese. I wonder if she does too.
15. uh - July 1, 2009 11:43 AM
She's like the slightly-off doppelganger of Brittany Snow
16. Pat - July 1, 2009 11:47 AM
She needs to do a bit more puking.
17. dink squeeze - July 1, 2009 11:49 AM
That is not a very flattering swim suit.
18. misty - July 1, 2009 11:54 AM
Too bad for her...she looks just like her ugly-ass brother.
19. Sardonic - July 1, 2009 11:54 AM
Beach diaper.
20. guess. - July 1, 2009 11:57 AM
horrible bikini, nosejob looks good though.
21. jilly - July 1, 2009 12:00 PM
what is NSFW?
22. Justin - July 1, 2009 12:10 PM
I wouldn't do her with Spencer's dick
23. chupacabra - July 1, 2009 12:10 PM
never play v-ball in that type of bikini top...unless
har!
24. Melissa - July 1, 2009 12:12 PM
What the fuck is canned bikini posing?
25. Max Planck - July 1, 2009 12:19 PM
Famously related to famous for being famous.
26. Alex - July 1, 2009 12:23 PM
#21
Nihil Salva Fortis Work
I think it is Latin.
27. TexasTranny - July 1, 2009 12:26 PM
pretty pink bikini..........yummy
28. sperminator - July 1, 2009 12:31 PM
regardless of the poor choice of bikini,
she looks good.
now, if she only achieved it by working out instead of the eating disorder shortcut... it'd be better.
in any case i think it's stupid to blame people like her for eating disorders in everyday people.
these people have a very special "job" which requires them to be TOTALLY scrutinized by the media and the public for their appearances.
they also get paid obscene amounts of money for that; which may explain why they'd resort to abusing their body to match the expectations.
now, unless a teenager who goes to school feels that she's gonna end up on the cover of US Weekly in a bikini, she has no reason to become bulimic or anorexic. she can lose weight the normal way.
so why blame the celebrities for kid's problems? i say their problem lays in their stupidity in not realizing the context they live in - anonimity.
29. Valerie - July 1, 2009 12:32 PM
Never seen The Hills in my life. However, she's lucky to be long and lanky, unlucky to have such a wide-hipped bone structure as to all but dissipate her torso. That's probably why she felt fat or something. She's not.
30. Valerie - July 1, 2009 12:33 PM
btw, WHO is she playing with???
31. Funeral Guy - July 1, 2009 12:34 PM
Her body is ugly.
32. RichPort's Ghost - July 1, 2009 12:34 PM
Really? This is the best you got today Fish..?
33. Valerie - July 1, 2009 12:36 PM
28--intelligent comment but people are fucking sheep, leave it at that.
34. Holly - July 1, 2009 12:36 PM
She tweaked her nose - that's for sure. Looks better.
35. Initial_G - July 1, 2009 12:42 PM
Haha...looks like she grabbed that nasty towel material to dry hands at gas station bathrooms and made a bikini out of it. Worst part is the bottom looks more like a codpiece for her penis.
36. hmna - July 1, 2009 12:44 PM
@21
I'll be nice.
NSFW = Not Safe For Work.
You may notice that she had fallen out of her top in the first pic.
37. YoHighness - July 1, 2009 12:48 PM
She is pretty young to have boobs that sag that much, but it could just be that she is wearing a bikini that has no support, either that or she used to be overweight and the weight loss caused her boobs to remain saggy?
38. BonnieBell - July 1, 2009 12:52 PM
Whoa! Horrid bikini for her body. Makes her look mannish.
Accentuates her wide hips, makes her breasts look non-existent and droopy, and WTH happened to her butt?
yeah, FAIL big time.
39. PunkA - July 1, 2009 1:00 PM
Someone needs to introduce this bitch to the concept of exercise. Skinny is not sexy, fit is. Fit involves eating well (not bulimia) and physical exercise. Amazing what a little muscle tone in the legs, arms and abs will do for the sex appeal. Not body builder tone, just tone.
Ohm an she is ugly anyway. She sucks Spencer dong.
40. lola - July 1, 2009 1:03 PM
Her body looks great. I don't see the wide hips. My hips are shaped like that after I had kids and it looks very womanly to me. Not a good swimsuit to play volleyball in
41. Tom K - July 1, 2009 1:10 PM
#9. Just noticed the nose job I knew she was looking kind of cute in the face. The body is til a big fucking mess. She looks like a skinny Khloe Kardashian!
42. Tom K - July 1, 2009 1:10 PM
#9. Just noticed the nose job I knew she was looking kind of cute in the face. The body is til a big fucking mess. She looks like a skinny Khloe Kardashian!
43. Tom K - July 1, 2009 1:10 PM
#9. Just noticed the nose job I knew she was looking kind of cute in the face. The body is til a big fucking mess. She looks like a skinny Khloe Kardashian!
44. rien - July 1, 2009 1:57 PM
wow, I saw the thumbnails in my feed and totally thought it was brooke hogan. The fact that I clicked on it anyway probably says something bad..
45. pi - July 1, 2009 1:59 PM
SHE GOT A NOSE JOB!
46. blahblah - July 1, 2009 2:00 PM
We sould just say she is ugly and call it a day. Her body is odd shapes and it looks like she has the same head as her brother. not a good look. but nice beach ball. that looks fun.
47. Carol - July 1, 2009 2:16 PM
Dumbass pose.
48. Eva - July 1, 2009 2:45 PM
Wtf. Her waist line is as wide as her shoulders.
49. Some Girl - July 1, 2009 2:56 PM
I think she looks great! Not chubby, not too thin... and her face looks a million times better thanks to the nose job. I like the bikini too. It might not be the most flattering style, but it's still really cute.
50. ERICA - July 1, 2009 3:10 PM
@40- lets keep in mind she doesn't have any children
51. Sarah - July 1, 2009 3:46 PM
flamingo legs
52. ROUGH daddy - July 1, 2009 3:53 PM
Nose job? I think she had lipo on that tummy! how you like them applez?
53. AMO - July 1, 2009 5:04 PM
Ya, but she still has that ugly mug...
54. Amanda Ring - July 1, 2009 5:07 PM
Pic 2 is a nice angle of her horrible orange fake tan...check out the inside of her left arm. Not so pretty!
55. Amanda Ring - July 1, 2009 5:09 PM
Correction...pic 3...still ugly as hell!
56. Yeah - July 1, 2009 5:34 PM
Barely mediocre. Plus I bet she's had sex with her brother.
57. Ack - July 1, 2009 5:35 PM
Really, really BAD choice of a suit.
Ack.
58. Mandylynn - July 1, 2009 5:46 PM
she looks like a cow omg maybe should should smoke some crack lol MOOO
if the hills made her anorexiox it didnt do a very good job she looks like a big fat sow
59. Heather - July 1, 2009 8:10 PM
Why is this girl even on here? LOL. This is what America has become these "reality" star losers get famous doing absolutely nothing. This girl is butt ugly lmao I mean look at her I wouldn't even call that average. Gah!
60. Guest - July 1, 2009 9:02 PM
I dunno who this chick is, but she doesn't look bad. The photographer needs a camera with a faster frame rate so that we can see what happened between shots #1 and 2.
61. Fanatics Central - July 1, 2009 10:36 PM
this is not good.
62. im very very good looking - July 1, 2009 10:51 PM
FAAAAAT. get her off the beach before she tips the continent over. Looks like that hippo from fantasia except she somehow is standing on two straws. Luckily all that weight is prolly what's keeping her from tipping over with that crazy nose she's got.
63. bah - July 1, 2009 11:30 PM
I liked her old face better
64. captain america - July 2, 2009 1:15 AM
The time is closing in on americans..........................HOW COME?
65. Alli Watermelon - July 2, 2009 1:37 AM
Not impressed. If I had a penis, it wouldn't be excited.
66. Gucci Sneakers - July 2, 2009 2:18 AM
that bikini makes her look fat
67. Stephanie Pratt Sexy - July 2, 2009 2:47 AM
She's so hot and stunning in her pink bikini...
68. Adele - July 2, 2009 3:31 AM
why has nobody noticed her really bad TAN JOB!?????
69. Donkeh - July 2, 2009 4:19 AM
Nice fupa
70. TalBoz - July 2, 2009 4:22 AM
The NOSE JOB makes her looks like a different girl. Can't stand Cheese-Face Pratt, but you have to admit its an improvement.
71. Sharlin kaur - July 2, 2009 5:30 AM
He Pink Bikini is so lovely - Do visit my website - http://www.spideronweb.com
72. usuck - July 2, 2009 5:39 AM
she changed something in her face..she looks a little bit better now
73. heidian - July 2, 2009 6:14 AM
Not impressed. If I had a penis, it wouldn't be excited.
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74. heidian - July 2, 2009 6:16 AM
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75. Fuck U - July 2, 2009 6:52 AM
@22, Sorry Pal,Spenser and and that skank already hit that...now she cant for get that
I really hate you fish.
76. Rhialto - July 2, 2009 8:05 AM
That doesn't really look like a beach volleyball.That's a bit clumsy.
77. Darth - July 2, 2009 8:09 AM
That bikini looks like an apprentice sumo wrestler's outfit.That includes the top too.Who's her stylist?
78. Nero - July 2, 2009 8:25 AM
She's playing with Kim Kardashian's favorite beach ball.
79. shell - July 2, 2009 8:30 AM
Haters!, she looks good
80. hollywood_hillbilly - July 2, 2009 9:04 AM
pic #7 looks like the face she made when I stuck it in her pratt-hole.
81. Val - July 2, 2009 9:26 AM
She looks so effin awkward. Her torso and waists are pretty wide. Shes got too big a frame to be sporting anorexic arms and legs. Her stomach is nice and flat, but her frame is wide, she needs to fucking eat and she'll look better with meat on her arms and legs.
Well, atleast look as good as she can. Y'know, given the fact that shes fugly Spencer Pratt's sister.
82. Pitcher - July 2, 2009 10:40 AM
Too bad they don't have bulimia that will help her ugly ass face!
83. ultimatenerd22 - July 2, 2009 11:36 AM
sexy
84. miss - July 2, 2009 1:10 PM
wow real nice you guys hah. i think she's pretty. and in person i bet she looks way different. who the fuck looks good through telescope lenses?
85. assman - July 2, 2009 6:13 PM
I'd hit it. I'm the assman.
86. eek - July 2, 2009 8:31 PM
#5 Ha!
We DO need to consider her genes, after all...
87. yuck - July 2, 2009 8:37 PM
#22, the big problem is that Spencer WOULD.
Does anyone else find her resemblance to Heidi a tad unsavory, considering?
Especially now, with the open pie-hole posing and all.
I'm just sayin'
88. Your Bedazzler (TM) - July 2, 2009 8:39 PM
That bikini makes her look like a dumpy hausfrau. FIRE YOUR STYLIST, GIRL!
89. L - July 3, 2009 5:21 AM
She has the same exact nose as Heidi now.
90. fhjdksal - July 3, 2009 10:23 AM
wow I spy lipo!
91. sex maniak - July 3, 2009 12:44 PM
yo yeah !!!!!! like it!!!
92. sex maniak - July 3, 2009 12:45 PM
yo yeah !!!!!! like it!!!
93. sex maniak - July 3, 2009 12:45 PM
yo yeah !!!!!! like it!!!
94. sex maniak - July 3, 2009 12:45 PM
yo yeah !!!!!! like it!!!
95. sweetiepie - July 3, 2009 3:11 PM
Those are not birthing hips she might have have larger hips under her fat than the stick figure girl that looks like a 12 year old boy but women are supposed to have hips.Look at how scrawny her legs are when they meet the bottom of her hip its looks like a gereatric mans hip/ ass I would hate to see her ass. She has love handles and fat on her obliques which make her appear to the untrained eye as though she has birthing hips. This is what happens when you refuse to exercise to get trim she has a flat stomach and scrawny legs but no definition no shape. Its a muffin top totally. Halle berry has birthing hips hips this chick has love handles so she doesnt show her true shape very well she is not sleek and streamline at all.
96. Denise - July 4, 2009 12:24 AM
I don't get why some people here think she needs to continue her eating disorder. She's thin! Not the ideal body, but thin.
97. becauseIsaidSo - July 5, 2009 5:40 AM
So she comes out like a couple weeks ago with this eating disorder thing and clearly she should have stuck with it, I mean she looks like she "recovered" enough to down a few in-n-out burgers. I expect more if your going to claim an ED. I want waifliness.
98. becauseIsaidSo - July 5, 2009 5:40 AM
So she comes out like a couple weeks ago with this eating disorder thing and clearly she should have stuck with it, I mean she looks like she "recovered" enough to down a few in-n-out burgers. I expect more if your going to claim an ED. I want waifliness.
99. umm - July 5, 2009 11:05 AM
you people are freaking nuts. i haven't the slightest idea who this chick is, but her face is indisputably pretty and her body is FANTASTIC (legs especially). birthing hips?! lmao. she has a gorgeous shape. who the hell ARE these commenters?
100. Meester Meester - July 5, 2009 1:48 PM
@ 99
She's fat.
101. Rachel - July 8, 2009 6:39 PM
Like that wasn't going to happen. What a pathetic attention whore. GENERIC.
102. ricardo - July 10, 2009 9:15 AM
She s most beautiful ever.i would like to get her picture tattooed on me.
103. Dapperdirk - October 11, 2009 4:21 PM
Stephanie is looking a little too skinny. But Stephanie Pratt has sexy feet and she knows it.
104. webcam - November 10, 2009 12:51 AM
She's got a weeeeirdly shaped body. Her upperbody is squished up, and her legs look like they're coming out of her waist. Not to mention her arms look like ape arms. Weird.
105. monica - November 11, 2009 6:55 AM
She has such an ugly/lanky/awkward body. No matter what she weighs it will be the same blech.