Jul 29 2009Shia LaBeouf's fans are f-cked up
A new Shia LaBeouf fansite, Shiantology, has taken their obsession to pretty much insane heights by editing the actor's face into several iconic religious images ranging from Shiva all the way to Jesus. So, what? No Shia as Tom Cruise Fellating Xenu? Pfft. And you call yourself fans...

Reader Comments
1. taint - July 29, 2009 5:33 PM
where is one of him on the cross?
2. ******Krazihotkelli******* - July 29, 2009 5:34 PM
Firzt and the zexiest on the zuperficial....lozerz.
3. ******Krzihotkelli******** - July 29, 2009 5:37 PM
zhia is a homozexual.....zo he will go to hell, and zo will the perzon that made him jezuz..........h........chrizt. Going for a zwim.....later......ztupid pozterz....
4. ROUGH daddy - July 29, 2009 5:38 PM
lol and i thought i had 2much time on my hands....these peeps needs to get laid...
5. Rupert - July 29, 2009 5:40 PM
Fifth.
6. lithiumlilly - July 29, 2009 5:40 PM
I wouldn't call these people fans (though a couple pictures are actually kind of funny, and Shia's kind of a douche). Unemployed? Yes. Virgins? Probably.
7. hollywood_hillbilly - July 29, 2009 5:49 PM
Yeah, it took some obvious skill to make those, not to mention time. I bet finding the images to use took longer than pasting his face in.
8. Wicca basket - July 29, 2009 5:49 PM
If these pix were al-la, there'd be sum killin going down..just saying...
9. hollywood_hillbilly - July 29, 2009 5:51 PM
Douchie, that isn't time on your hands.
10. Duchess Of Dork - July 29, 2009 5:52 PM
This is just a little bit insane.
11. silly putty - July 29, 2009 5:52 PM
That's almost as bad as the left-wing lunatics annointing Barack Obozo as the Messiah
12. casualencounters.com/blog - July 29, 2009 6:07 PM
Dear God. Make it stop.
13. casualencounters.com/blog - July 29, 2009 6:10 PM
Hot.
14. Harold^Sick - July 29, 2009 6:24 PM
He has fans? I guess if Kanye West has fans, and you could probably get a homeless guy fans by just posting his pic on People, why not this douche? So, yeah. More boobs, please.
15. http://www.popduds.com/ - July 29, 2009 6:59 PM
That website is pure win.
16. budah - July 29, 2009 7:06 PM
to poster 4 um they are shia fans they wont be getting laid anytime soon.unless they are hot chicks cause he does fancy the ladies. and he does do the strange.
17. Galtacticus - July 29, 2009 7:06 PM
He would do a good job as a Jesus character.New material for Mel gibson?
18. Nero - July 29, 2009 7:08 PM
Get the whips ready!
19. Elle - July 29, 2009 7:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG these are amazing. Especially the Mary and Baby Jesus one.
20. tarts n' cream - July 29, 2009 7:55 PM
I love the pic of him as Adam, having life breathed into him through the touch of God's finger. Man, if he looked that good, he probably wouldn't be walking around with a paper bag on his head....or hopefully on other places either.
21. Mickey0123 - July 29, 2009 9:10 PM
Get a grip folks. This is just dumb.
22. dude - July 29, 2009 9:25 PM
Oh come on you dolts. These are just people fucking around, not crazy obsessed Shia LaBeouf worshipers. Jesus Christ, to any of you fuckers have any concept of tongue-in-cheek humor? No, guess not, you can't get past the semen-in-cheek humor.
23. dface - July 29, 2009 9:51 PM
You know.... I was flipping through the pictures and I couldn't help but notice how appropriate it was to put his face on the guy's dick in pics 5 and 6.......
24. vito - July 29, 2009 10:16 PM
In pic #3 he looks like Billy Ray Virus.
Pics #5 & #6: "Hey Shia. It's me, God. I wanna show you a trick. Here, pull my finger!"
25. The Jerk - July 29, 2009 10:18 PM
LOLocaust!!!1@one...yeah I got nothing on this..
26. Tom K - July 29, 2009 11:00 PM
LOL!!! I can't stop laughing! Wow!!!! hahahaha
27. anonymous - July 29, 2009 11:41 PM
you guys are crazy!!!!!!!
28. Danklin24 - July 30, 2009 12:27 AM
Didnt this tool use to play Corey Matthews?
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31. Muree Hotels - July 30, 2009 5:35 AM
Oh my...this sheep is so innocent. Look at her expression...dont you feel she's so upset and she's thinking like...I gotta do something to get off this dude
32. Muree Hotels - July 30, 2009 5:37 AM
Look at the poor lamb's expressions...rufff !!
33. wet newspaper - July 30, 2009 9:05 AM
fag.
34. Dorito Man - July 30, 2009 9:34 AM
Night, is that you?
35. Night - July 30, 2009 9:44 AM
Fucken oath it is. Aint I sweet?
36. Dorito Man - July 30, 2009 9:49 AM
Shia....Is that an Indian name given by Indian parents to an Indian son?
37. Denise - July 30, 2009 10:15 AM
This is wrong on so many levels. I am not a prude, but Dear GOD! Is nothing sacred anymore?
What happened to respect, sanctity, kindness? It never goes out of style, people, and mean is totally out of fashion.
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38. Denise - July 30, 2009 10:15 AM
This is wrong on so many levels. I am not a prude, but Dear GOD! Is nothing sacred anymore?
What happened to respect, sanctity, kindness? It never goes out of style, people, and mean is totally out of fashion.
Visit me at MsBecoming.Com and learn how to become a true lady, sexy like your favorite celebrity.
39. christiansinglesdate - July 30, 2009 12:46 PM
He's got the IT factor, a true legend in his own time. - http://www.christiansinglesdate.com
40. disgusted - July 30, 2009 1:16 PM
This is f*cking ridiculous!!!! I bet Shia is loving every minute of this site. Now he gets to worshipped by a bunch of lowlives. Yep, let all the lowlife Shia the redneck losers worship this no good redneck (gotta check out his new long hair and the truck with huge wheels.....).
I bet Shia feels better than God now...tsk!
41. disgusted - July 30, 2009 1:16 PM
This is f*cking ridiculous!!!! I bet Shia is loving every minute of this site. Now he gets to worshipped by a bunch of lowlives. Yep, let all the lowlife Shia the redneck losers worship this no good redneck (gotta check out his new long hair and the truck with huge wheels.....).
I bet Shia feels better than God now...tsk!
42. disgusted - July 30, 2009 1:16 PM
This is f*cking ridiculous!!!! I bet Shia is loving every minute of this site. Now he gets to worshipped by a bunch of lowlives. Yep, let all the lowlife Shia the redneck losers worship this no good redneck (gotta check out his new long hair and the truck with huge wheels.....).
I bet Shia feels better than God now...tsk!
43. bringerzl - July 30, 2009 2:33 PM
@40, 41 and 42: Way to triple post a rant no one cares about
44. laz - July 30, 2009 4:31 PM
@43 You must be Shia, cause Shia is a big time loser a**hole, oh and BTW STFU no one gives a f*ck about you either, loser.
45. gotmilk? - July 30, 2009 4:38 PM
44, obviously you are 40-42 because no one on this site, excluding you of course, doesn't type out swears.
43 is right, no one gives a fuck about your rant. shouldn't you be in summer school retard?
46. gotmilk? - July 30, 2009 4:40 PM
28, no that was Fred Savage's little brother.
47. vishal - July 30, 2009 5:33 PM
wtf
48. GTH-Shia - July 30, 2009 6:31 PM
FECK YOU SHIA, YOU ARE A MF!!!!
49. GTH-Shia - July 30, 2009 6:34 PM
oh my comment #48 was to poster #45
50. what! - July 30, 2009 8:48 PM
This is BS. Shia a god?... These photos are sick.
51. Gwen - July 30, 2009 8:52 PM
Ha! :) It was either that or Labeoufianism.
52. . - July 30, 2009 9:43 PM
lol, #51 agreed!!!