Jul 9 2009Shauna Sand slept with Lorenzo Lamas' 18-year-old son

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What is that on her lips?

That's fucked up even by my standards......

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Maybe that's why she looks dead in the eyes.

Maybe that's why she looks dead in the eyes.

Take a few years off the son and that sounds like my kind of woman!

A little more collagen injection, and those lips become a vagina, which must be Shauna's ultimate goal.

Is that fag boyfriend actually carrying her purse? BE A MAN!

Same thing thats on #1&2 lips. A mix of semen and lipstick.

A reverse Woody Allen!

How can she walk the streets in the stripper heels?? Sure they are tacky enough to match that dress but they must be walking sooooooo slow.

Is this cougar a famous stripper? Never heard of her before.

Ew haha She looks so gross... Nice platform shoes and trashy ankle tat! I want to puke all over that ugly pink leopard dress.

He is damn sexy though, can't blame her. I can't believe he's only 18! Or was that when the affair ended? Either way, he's yummy and in my age range! Dump the old bitch and come to me! ;)

Looks like TWO Lamas got sand in their vaginas!

Oh.My.God. Besides engaging in antics that are fit for Jerry Springer, they look like total freaks. Is that dude an ape? And what would make anyone think that the female... thing... there is in any way attractive?

Its call unrestrained raw animal aggression Lorenzo. You're being way too sensitive here...at least she didnt do it with the family dog....yet

Poor kid's got to be all fucked up in the head now, I mean... I've seen dog turds that I'd rather fuck over this fugly bitch.

Ew haha She looks so gross... Nice platform shoes and trashy ankle tat! I want to puke all over that ugly pink leopard dress.

He is damn sexy though, can't blame her. I can't believe he's only 18! Or was that when the affair ended? Either way, he's yummy and in my age range! Dump the old bitch and come to me! ;)

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Is he dating Mrs. Potato Head? Seriously, it looks like her lips and eyes are interchangeable. Today i think i will wear the big bug eyes w/the big vagina lips.....Good LORD, did she even look in the mirror. And how does one go about screwing her ex-husband's kid. That's just wrong for alot of reasons. Shame on them both.

great. now he can tell all his friends that he lost his virginity to a used condom. i'm sure they all could relate.

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

hey she looks exactly like a fembot i once made in the 5th grade...complete with the mouth of the duck and shoes made out of bathroom wastebaskets

Is it just me or are her arms and legs darker than the rest of her body. I swear she is a transformer. I seriously don't know why i keep commenting on this, just that it is sooo super easy to.....to......I GIVE UP!!!

Yay good for you Shauna! There's nothing hotter than a YOUNG hardbody guy with all of his hair and no wrinkles!

Could you imagine their household.
Shauna: Lorenzo, I'm going to tuck in AJ and read him a bedtime story
Lorenzo: Um, he's 18 years old.
Shauna: You're point being?
Lorenzo: That's Mahvelous of you.

#7 - My dad is single and I can act 15... whaddayasay?

Did she bring a Barbie doll to her plastic surgeon for reference? and those shoes are beyond heinous, I want to rip them off and beat her mug with them.

is that the son? he looks like he's got more make up on than her and who thought that was even possibly. that kid is fuggos. there's nothing even remotely attractive about either of them.

doesn't that make him a step-motherfu@%er?

and yet... I don't think that makes her a SMILF.....

Oh my god, how disfunctional. Too soap opera.

Oh jezze. He looks like he needs to be check for something on his ding dong now. She looks like she is crawling with the herp.

circle of life--Tammy Faye with ta-ta's...

He looks like he would be a great f*** and/or mannequin, but I bet the geeky dude behind them has a better sense of humor and is more fun to be around. And for the love of God, someone needs to take away ALL of her stripper shoes -- the clear ones, the black ones, and whatever else she has in her devil's closet.

#21 Kmm, you said it for me, thnx.

#8, that's exactly the point even if Shauna isn't aware of it. See the oldie but goodie The Naked Ape for details.

Kathleen #13, she does look gross. She must be on LSD (and bad street acid at that) if she can look in a mirror and think "I'm hot."

I just want to smash her ugly mug against a plate glass window to see how long those lips allow her to stick before she slides off.

@ #36- Crabby Old Guy
That was the funniest shit I have read on this site in a loooong time!!! Im seriously laughing right now after picturing that! You should be the new Superficial writer, cuz this guy isnt nearly as funny anymore as that was!!

I feel so bad for her poor little girls. What a role model...

If it Walks Like a Duck and Talks Like a Duck......

(Sorry couldn't resist!)

if she were doing his son while morgan freeman was watching and they were being directed by woody allen it would be like the mount rushmore of eww.

Wow, I thought he had one of those inflatable fuck dolls and thought "okay, this dude is fucked up but he's got balls enough to say to the world "hey, i'm fucking a blow up doll". Me, I just use mine for driving in the HOV lanes. Really. Now I read this is a real chick? No fucking way. And his step mom? This dude is probably on his way to K-Mart to buy a shotgun and blow his head off. Even Lindsey Lohan is pointing at this dude and laughing at how fucked up he is.

Oh em gee, I used to work with AJ! Nice guy.

Oh God... was I working with him while he was allegedly boffing his stepmom? My world is crashing down.

Holy shit! I totally thought those were wax figures in the first picture.

YES!

If I owned a company, I would make all my secretaries dress like this and a boob job would be mandatory. And they would have use hand signals in order to get permission to speak first.

Alright, got to go, time to finish my 2009 Employee Harassment Prevention training online.

this is digusting, i'm going to puke lol.

It looks like he is holding hands with a Realdoll.

wow, that woman is a fucking BLOW-UP DOLL

she is not real...

wow, that woman is a fucking BLOW-UP DOLL

she is not real...

WTF FUCKING SCARYY

I don't blame him. I'd shit in her mouth, no question about it.

She's looking a little bloated today. This chick continues to turn me on immensely, what on earth would we do with out ho bags like this to entertain us. The only difference between Boy Toy and me is I wouldn't be seen in public with her, cmon.

How come Woody Allen gets taken to court for that shit, and this fucking goblin-faced bitch does it and there's no problem? She is a PIG.
Her lips in photo #1 look like pink silly putty was applied to her nasty-ass face. Or "colorforms" applied to the picture. They look like they hover about an inch away from her leathery mug.
These must be old photos, though, because we all know that she only has that one pair of shoes now...the clear ones...still stripper heels, though.
She is so seriously disgusting, she makes me want to puke my brains out on the floor.
And ha! #19, very well said.

Someone brutally butchered her face.... and she'd look better barefoot.

ew...she's icky

you can take the girl out of the porno, but you can't take the porno out of the girl...

I swear, these people remind me that LA is just a fancy trailer park for the rich and famous.

what is that on her face?? Oh, thats her face...booo!

She's perfect, you can wet her lips and stick her to the wall when you go out....

He would've been stupid NOT to fuck her.

That is one of the cheapest, trashiest, most ridiculous looking women I have ever seen, ever. She has CHILDREN?!!! My god, what is she thinking. I can only assume she has no mirrors in her house and that the person putting crap in her lips has no friggin conscience. Tell her she look ridiculous for god's sake you wimp! I have no respect for Lorenzo Lamas or his son if they are willing to sleep with THAT! Please, lady, I will be your stylist, I will make you look sexy, not totally trashy. People will stop laughing at you, you will no longer be a complete joke. Hire somebody who is not a former stripper to help you change yourself, now, right away! Puuuhhhleeese!

nice lipstick lady!

I need a shot of pennicillin for just looking at that ho

He was 18 and getting hot older snatch. I'm suppose to believe he has been traumatized? So the old man bagged it first. Whattaya gonna do? She would still work with proper lighting ...and maybe masks.

She's looking more and more like a tranny nowadays. I guess she thinks that's a better look then actually aging...

Ew. And ew again.

That's a nasty girl.

I just pray he did her from behind so he didn't have to see that ducklike face while pumping.

oh man. nice bag there, dude.

oh man. nice bag there, dude.

She's a fucking hooker. A plastic (silicone) too-tan, fat lipped old slutty hooker. I can't even think of another else

She's a fucking hooker. A plastic (silicone) too-tan, fat lipped old slutty hooker. I can't even think of anything else.

I swear I am going to take every tacky, cheap ass pair of Lucite Hooker High Heels and beat her with them. My G-d woman, would you please just buy a decent pair of shoes. Yeah, I think chicks look great in high heels too, but not these hooker shoes. Even Fredricks of Hollywood makes super high heels, that are not this tacky & gross. I literally want to beat her with them!!!

I swear I am going to take every tacky, cheap ass pair of Lucite Hooker High Heels and beat her with them. My G-d woman, would you please just buy a decent pair of shoes. Yeah, I think chicks look great in high heels too, but not these hooker shoes. Even Fredricks of Hollywood makes super high heels, that are not this tacky & gross. I literally want to beat her with them!!!

Hahahahahaahhaaaa!!

Oh man! Cuckolded and bitchslapped by your own son! That's harsh, man!

But she's one trampy lookin' piece of country-ghetto sleaze if I've ever seen it. Although Twatney Sperms does rank as numero uno.

Still, to be pwned by your own son.

Man.....how's that gonna go down during the holidays when family gathers?

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa...jeeezus fuck!

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Hahahahahaahhaaaa!!

Oh man! Cuckolded and bitchslapped by your own son! That's harsh, man!

But she's one trampy lookin' piece of country-ghetto sleaze if I've ever seen it. Although Twatney Sperms does rank as numero uno.

Still, to be pwned by your own son.

Man.....how's that gonna go down during the holidays when family gathers?

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa...jeeezus fuck!

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you want to hear AAAH's & OOOOH's?
DRESS and ACT LIKE A PRO-FAGGOT, folks!!

Anyone else bothered by the shitty wording of the headline?

So the son is now 25ish and slept with his stepmom back when he was 18?

Because the way its worded...he is 18 now and she banged him in 2002 when he was 11. Either or she gets points for the father/son combo!

I stared at the first picture for quite a while before I realized it pictured real people and not blow up dolls.

Trashy meth tramp dolls.

HIT IT

What's up with her lips? They are taking the shoe elevators to another level now. I bet she walks like she's got a pimp limp with those shoes on.

God, those pathetic reductive excuses for women.

Is she trying to go "blowup doll" ?

you guys are dumbasses. look up some info. he's 25 almost 26. he was 18 in 2002 for most of the year. they're 12 yrs apart. holy shit people

She looks like a total whore! Also what the fuck is up with her lips?I really wish that white women went back to the days when they were proud of being white and not trying to copy black women by getting lip injections ass implants and tanning. She looks fucking retarted!!!!

Is that a window dummy or Shauna Sand?

I hope she didn't tell his son how lousy his father in bed is.

Insatiable woman or ultimate revenge?

@82 Yes she did.@83 Probably both.

His son probably once grabbed his blow-up doll which was afterwards by mistake Shauna Sand.

Evidently the latest trend is to try to look like the trampiest porn star possible. Seriously? Do guys really stay awake at night dreaming of THIS Thing as the ideal woman? Guy: "God, I'd like to pray for a woman whose hair is a color not found in nature, with skin the color of a tangerine, whose breasts defy the laws of physics and will feel much like rotting watermelons, a woman with the body of a 12 year old boy, and the fashion sense of a third world trannie. Please god, send that angel to me now. Even if her vagina has had more traffic than the airplane hangar at JFK."

Ack. They escaped from a circus.

The last time I saw lips like that was in National Geographic but that girl had a spear through her nose. And she probably had nine times the brain power and integrity.

What is up with his pants? Did he borrow them from a fat guy? He looks like an emaciated troll. Eat something besides her nasty snatch boy.

If she's trying to look like a living blow up doll...she's succeeded masterfully.

i honestly thought that this was a barbie and ken photoshoot

i honestly thought that this was a barbie and ken photoshoot

Like Lindsay Lohan my question is where does the money come from for this lifestyle? What does she do?

These are two of the scariest ppl I've ever seen. WHY are there constant posts about this lady?? Wtf is she and who cares?!!

"Hello, Central Casting? Yes, this is Bruce Jenner, Kim Kardashian's stepfather. Could you please send Shauna up here, Kim's out with Reggie tonight and I'm looking for some role-playing ... if you know what I mean?"

"great ... yes ... $10,000 seems reasonable ..."

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I realize that you think you are witty but here's a big heads up. You aren't.
We visit your website to read about your comments about celebs but when you start talking about shooting stray cats, not cool. I will no longer be visiting your website and will be informing my friends as well.

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Absolutely amazing to me how immature the majority of these comments are! As if there's some contest to see who of almost 100 people can post the most clever insult. Reminds me of how kids gang up on each other in elementary school. One person starts it and the rest are lemmings: "Hey, you're ugly and stupid!" "Yeah, what he said." "Um yeah, ditto too..." blah blah blah. I'm certainly not defending the poor life choices of others, but I just don't understand the value of vehemently commenting on the lives of people you don't know! They will never read this hence it all just becomes self-indulgent.

whats up with homeboys purse?