Jul 31 2009Seth Rogen shot down by Megan Fox and other news
- Robert Pattinson looks like "feminie," according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She'll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl's mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam]
- Kevin Federline doesn't do tips. Unless it's his penis and no condoms are involved. Back me up, Jayden. [The Blemish]
- Ashley Tisdale says kissing Zac Efron is weird. Hmm, yes. I could see how him constantly asking "Hey, where's your penis?" could be a tad awkward. [PopEater]
- Jude Law's knows how to treat a lady he had unprotected sex with for a week. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together? Did the herpes not stick? I don't get it. [PopSugar]
Reader Comments
1. ryan - July 31, 2009 9:13 PM
first and i love megan fox
2. Roberto - July 31, 2009 9:20 PM
Thats one of the funniest things i've seen this summer....I love it!!
3. Popduds.com - July 31, 2009 9:41 PM
kinda getting tired of seth rogan..
4. Harry - July 31, 2009 10:12 PM
Ashley Tisdale > Megan Fox
5. Holly - July 31, 2009 10:32 PM
Well Nikki Reed looked RIDICULOUS as a blonde. Will no one ever learn that women with olive complexions and dark hair/eyes don't look good in bleached-out hair? She was pretty when she looked like what she was - Jewish, Cherokee, and Italian. She just looks bleached-out bimbo in Twilight.
6. Ananana - July 31, 2009 11:13 PM
Oh Seth, please robot tentacle take me now!
7. cd - July 31, 2009 11:34 PM
getting tired of seth rogan also but that was damn funny
8. Nine One One - August 1, 2009 12:07 AM
It goes to show that making herself look foolish is no new thing. Has anyone ever told Megan that REAL men don't like bisexuals?
9. Bobby Corwen - August 1, 2009 12:09 AM
xD
Poor Rogen.
10. Intermino - August 1, 2009 12:35 AM
Hahaha, funniest thing I've seen in a while!
11. rickardo - August 1, 2009 12:52 AM
Hilarious! I feel for him on that one.
12. William Wonka II - August 1, 2009 1:10 AM
Sounds like Megan did the only patriotic thing. Fuck Canada!!
13. Cash - August 1, 2009 3:29 AM
Hey Judd, for the love of God and all that is holy, would you garnish a couple hundred bucks out of Rogen's paycheck for Funny People, and take the silly fucker to Men's Suit Warehouse? Please? Guys who are making millions a year talking in front of a camera should not be dressing down like they are still "just a normal guy."
14. ToRiMiLi - August 1, 2009 8:39 AM
awe, that sucks. I could never get sick of Seth Rogen, he keeps me laughing :) Megan Fox just lost another point in my book however, now she's at -1 point
15. libz - August 1, 2009 10:27 AM
@12
You can fuck canada just as soon as you are able to find it on a map!
16. Rachell - August 1, 2009 10:45 AM
lmao #15 haha :)
17. ROUGH daddy - August 1, 2009 12:01 PM
Its all about success in Hollywood, Rogen was unknown then. You know how shallow thespians can be, im pretty sure if it was Woody Allen shed plant a wet one on that ben gay skin of his...
18. @15 (formerly William Wonka II) - August 1, 2009 12:56 PM
Break out the lube, I found it.. Thanks google maps.
19. Canuck - August 1, 2009 1:56 PM
Poor Seth Rogen... I wouldnt turn you away :)
@12
ok so you found Canada, next step: find your dick.
Unfortunately google maps will be of no help here, I have a microscope you can borrow...
20. Frank Castle - August 1, 2009 2:04 PM
That was painful
21. anon - August 1, 2009 2:10 PM
Aaaww. Poor Seth Rogen. He seems a million times nicer than Megan Fox.
22. CaptainMorgan - August 1, 2009 2:18 PM
Seth Rogan is an overrated (if that's possible) douche bag. What's he been in where HE was actually funny? (having the word 'funny' in the title of the film doesn't count)
Enjoy your 30 seconds of remaining fame Seth....
23. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - August 1, 2009 2:26 PM
Canadian libz and William Wonka.. you're both awful. Do you both write for Letterman?
@21 Your poor Seth Rogan gets $5 million per film, yet he never looks like he's showered.
24. pig - August 1, 2009 2:47 PM
Fuck Canada. I don't need to know where it is on the map. I'll just follow the stench. Oink oink
25. Mantis - August 1, 2009 4:52 PM
Hey #13, Rogen makes a living being funny, not winning fashion contests. His motif just so happens to be the "normal guy." That's what he's always been, and that's pretty much what he's always played in films, whether you like his work or not. It wouldn't make much sense at all if he were to suddenly start walking around wearing three piece suits. He's not a news anchor. And besides, guys who make millions of dollars a year doing anything can wear pretty much wear whatever the fuck they want.
26. Jess - August 1, 2009 9:39 PM
damn he's looking good
27. Weber - August 1, 2009 10:35 PM
He stole my laugh.
28. Snack Efron - August 2, 2009 12:00 AM
Canada wins.
29. Narcissist - August 2, 2009 7:59 AM
That wasn't too bad. She kissed Kimmel, so maybe it was just a misunderstanding.
Katherine Heigl. Ugly woman, big boobs. Biker mags are full of those. Do some more Steven Segal movies KH.
At least Jude hasn't punched Samantha in the head yet.
ZOIKS!!!! Like that is one homely broad man!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2094852/samantha-burke-jude-law-baby-mama-01/
30. Yooarel.com - August 2, 2009 1:06 PM
Funny how everyone disses Canada, but then praises their healthcare, lower drinking age, laxed marijuana control, etc. Typical.
31. kaylia - August 2, 2009 5:49 PM
HAHAHAHAH he's such a cutie! i loved his embarrassment :P totally watching this over and over XD
32. Darth - August 2, 2009 8:28 PM
Lol this is pretty funny! How about using a mouth spray next time?
33. Gando - August 2, 2009 8:36 PM
I'll guess smooth and fast talks won't do this girl.Try it the next time with a fit body and good hygienics lol.
34. Galtacticus - August 2, 2009 8:49 PM
She just doesn't like to kiss a cactus.
35. fetus_mcnuggets - August 2, 2009 10:09 PM
first and foremost DEATH TO AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDICAAAA
secondly theres no need to argue
white people lack culture
be it american or canadian
i mean come on !!
whats your culture ???
HAMBUGERS AND HOTDOGS??????????????
36. Kittykittypoopoo - August 3, 2009 12:52 AM
I'd fuck him. in a second.
37. jess - August 3, 2009 1:22 PM
I wond if Hagl kissed Rogan? - shortpeopledate.com
38. uh - August 3, 2009 6:18 PM
He's so damn cute. I just love him. And Katherine Heigl is a bitch. I just had to get that out there since when I think of him, I think of Knocked Up, then I think of her, and then I think BITCH.
39. CCC - August 12, 2009 3:41 AM
SKIP TO 2:50 if you want the hilarity to commence and cut out all the boring /irrelevant shit.
I have to say 2 things. One, that cringing by him was so genuine, I felt like he could be any one of us lol... he was dying up there, and also that Megan literally looked like a stripper when she came out. I thought I was watching a clip of the Jerry Springer show for a minute (not a good stripper either.. those a tranny strippers) Anyway so in conclusion.... why is he talking about this?
I gather no-one would have noticed if he didn't point it out. It is hilarious though when you know what happened and see him shaking his head. He should have put out his hand/arm if he was gonna kiss her though, she might have been totally unaware. .lol...I am picturing him with an invisible yellow rose... lol!
40. aly - August 15, 2009 5:32 AM
Canada is awesome.. that is all.
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