Jul 16 2009Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

FIRST

She's pretty plain looking. First?

i absolutely HATE HER!!!!!! SO OVERRATED.

She is so Delicious!

she's pretty but she absolutely cannot act.

I will assure the breast fanatics, this chicks boobs are the real deal, no push up bras, ive done the research....thats why theyre always concealed...

Despite what many might think, Scarlett Johansson is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Scarlett Johansson has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Scarlett Johansson is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Social & Cultural Factors

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Economic Factors

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Environmental Factors

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Political Factors

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Conclusion

Scarlett Johansson seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of Scarlett Johansson, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued Scarlett Johansson before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

@7

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF!?!?!

she's gorgeous, but i still can't stand her.

#7 - A plus. You build a very solid case.

But can she do a convincing Russian accent? My crystal ball says "no". So we will either have a really bad accent that ruins the movie, or she ends up being an "American" black widow that essentially renders the character pointless.

Not good. Not good. This is not good.

Um, Kool Thang, what is up with you dude? did someone once tell you you were funny? That was an untruth. That thing you wrote is aweful...really terrible...too much time. You're alone a lot, aren't you?

Oh, and I want to wear ScarJo's ass as a hat.

#11 - If you're going to bust on someone's comedy, then don't wrap up your post with a "zinger" that doesnt' really make sense, much less "funny".

My two cents.

Horrible costume....show some goddamn cleavage ffs

Natasha Romanoff's costume is actually a bit more "skintight" than this - less leathery, more spandex-y. Not sure why she needs a handgun, as those wrist gizmos are supposed to shoot a neuro-stinger (hence the Black Widow moniker). Clearly they appear functionless here. The red rhasta mop isn't cutting it, either, for me. So far, D+.

#7 - That was one on the most well thought out douche manifestos I've ever read, forthwith known as your Douchefesto. Congrats.

FAIL.

it's such a relief that ripped pantyhose are in fashion.... -.-

@7, tl;dr

Anyways, ScarJo is one fine piece of boobsville, but I've watched most of her flicks and the only one that ever got my attention to her acting was Ghost World..other than that everything else put my peen to sleep. Let's just hope that Iron Man 2 doesnt get any gayer characters in its realm of comics.

Who's Scarlett Johansson?

I'm one of the few people who saw The Island, and I thought she was really pretty in it, but for some reason in pictures her face doesn't come out as good. What I'm saying is that she's very beautiful but a tich unphotogenic.

And Iron Man 2 will be good because RDJ is in it. End of story.

@ #7 Kool Dork

But can she take my entire dick in her ass down to the balls?

@ #21

shouldn't be too difficult, since you're hung like a hamster.

I just don't get her? So over-rated! Other than nice cleavage - why does anyone find her attractive?? Nice cleavage is a dime a dozen in Hollywood (or, rather you get a pair for a price).

@22 Sir, you've offended the entire mesocricetus auratus family with your erroneous comparison to Mr. "The Rage" and his shockingly tiny sexual organ. Juxtaposed against the human penis, we are the phallic giants of the mammal world. Please cease and desist your written harassment or we shall be forced to pillage your pantry and poop on your bed. That is all.

Ham S. Ter

I just realized that I meant to express my displeasure with your comparing us to Mr. "take it all". Fuck you, I'm a hamster.

I hate "first!" guy and I hate Ham S. Ter and his psuedo-intellectual bullshit.

BTW, Superficial, we're geeks, not nerds, you dork. Geeks are the people who have an intense love for certain things. Nerds are really smart in a particular area, like chemistry or some shit.

You're crazy. She's utterly dreamy in pic #4. I think Ryan Reynolds is one lucky bastard.

And I hate Homo Sapiens for imprisoning my ilk and forcing us to exercise for your children's pleasure. I also hate the metallic taste your water bottles lend my less than generous drinking supply and these feeding pellets you refer to as acceptable sustenance. But most of all, I hate birds of prey.

I wouldn't mind dropping a Cleavland Steamer on those

@6....You need a job or a girlfriend don't you?

@27....."utterly dreamy"? Who are you? Marsha Brady? Wow.

You dont like my hobbies misty? actually having both is keeping me from having the life i really want...and stop being jealous...

The entire movie is going to be one big turd. With Anna Friel out there why the waste money on ScarJo and her doll weave hair?

she sucks. not as bad as Lindsay Lohan though- who by the way, has almost slept her way through hollywood- check out her list of hookups- http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

She is too pretty. I will definitely watch her in new role.

She is too pretty. Definitely watch her...

HamS.Ter - i am no sir, thank you. now, go back to wallowing in your own excrement.

Hey, where are all the closeted gay boys who write in and tell us that hot sexy celebrities like SJ are fat?

Probably in the weight room, gettin' an eye-full....

Her "bracelets" looks like bands of .458 Lott rounds painted black. Wonder if they are supposed to be anti-Iron Man rounds.

Goddamn. I'll definitely have to see this film.

I thought Scarlett Johanson's career would be better that it has been. Hopefully this will give her a boost.

I might see the movie just to see Scarlett Johanson in black tights. She is definitely my favorite sexy star girl.

I enjoyed the last Iron Man. Hopefully this one will be comparable. I'm not going to prejudge.

I liked her back when she looked like a normal person in Lost in Translation and that's about it. Ever since then it's been weight loss/glamglam

I'd like to bend her over and ram my penis up her ass and finish my orgasm off my pissing in her anus. Then I'd shit in her mouth before leaving. Of course, I'd give her a dozen roses beforehand.

She's as dry and barren as the desert. That means, no vasectomy. She's gonna suck in this movie. Where, Jessica Szohr, would rock this shit out!

#45 it's guys like you that remind me that chivalry is not dead. Would I be wrong in assuming you posted that in a top hat and tuxedo. you sir, are what everyone should aspire to be.

The Dipstix Crew says WE ARE READY!

She is pretty, but why can't she ever close her mouth in any picture?

Too bad she's a crappy actress, and her voice is irritating

Black Widow action figure: Now With Yarn Hair!

@49. I agree!

Scarlett is beautiful and a very capable actress. I feel that she'll have no problem with the role.

I am looking as forward to Iron Man 2 as I did the first one. Let's hope they nail it again.

why you say black widow . she is a white widow..........

So NOT looking forward to her being the Black Widow.

Honestly, the black widow "photo" looks so shopped it's not even close to realistic. Seriously. Look at it.

man she used to be good looking, now she's going all madonna-style skeletor

I've seen her in several movies.And i think she's an allright actress.

I'm thinking about to start something in the movies.Which actress wants to shine next to me? She must be fit and flex.

Does anyone else think she is trying to look exactly like Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider -- and failing? I am so sick of this talentless, chubby, weird-looking bimbo. And how dare she take Ryan Reynolds away!

Was Angelina busy? She would've made a perfect Black Widow. She plays one everyday of her life.

They are really trying to destroy the franchise. First Don Cheadle who can't do the role and now ScarHO who can't act her way out of a paper bag and isn't even that hot; And I have a thing for redheads.

why do you need to speak ill of somone? i think you believe that you can satisfy your egos in that way. i think she looks really nice and i like her.

Now I understand why she lost so much weight over the winter - she would have looked too chubby in that black catsuit without dropping some poundage. Is she going to talk with a fake Russian accent too in the film? Like the man says, she's sexy and I hate her. Both.

still think the avengers are assembling as a hulkbuster team. iron man 2 looks good, cast and concept, but they REALLY need to find a way to get Wolverine on a team of hulkbusters.