Jul 8 2009Michael Bay has 'secret audtion' tape of Megan Fox
Before the first Transformers hit theaters, Megan Fox was a virtually unknown actress desperate to find work which made her vulnerable to predatorial directors. Non-surprisingly that included Michael Bay who had a Ferrari in need of washing and a video camera in need of.. videoing. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
But the star's start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons.
He writes in his film column for the Observer newspaper, "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her."
And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up, quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition.
He adds, "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed -- 'Er, I don't know where it is either.'"
I never thought I'd say the following words, but in light of recent events, there's really no other option. So here goes: I respect Michael Bay as person and do not curse his very existence. -- Wow. I was pretty sure a black hole would open up and swallow our entire reality. No, wait, there it is. Whee!
Thanks to Devin who thought he knew heroism. Until today.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Solaera - July 8, 2009 2:42 PM
Wow. That's pretty sad.
2. Christina - July 8, 2009 2:42 PM
If that's true then....wow
3. missywissy - July 8, 2009 2:46 PM
Then she had to vacuum his house in high heels and an apron....
4. mano rhems - July 8, 2009 2:46 PM
Apparently, when she was going for a role for One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 2, the director made her squat naked over a bird's next while cooing "cuckoo cuckoo" 100 times. Unfortunately her audition was so bad that she never got the role.
5. RichPort's Ghost - July 8, 2009 2:46 PM
I think the dude in picture #4 soiled his pants.
6. Tr8cthis - July 8, 2009 2:47 PM
Is that a dimple on her butt? Bay=sircreepalot
7. Alex - July 8, 2009 2:47 PM
what a creep.........................I'd do the same exact thing, except instead of a Ferrari, it'd be a 1997 Honda Accord....and instead of a 1997 Honda Accord, it'd be my peener
8. missywissy - July 8, 2009 2:47 PM
HA! Suck that dick girl, you'll make it!
9. Daddyoh - July 8, 2009 2:48 PM
You Gotta be Kiddin Me!
Michael Bay is Da Man!
Megan Fox washing his car! hahahaha
Now are we pissed at Bay for not fucking her.... or for making her wash his car?
Either way it's Great!
...Hey Mr. Bay Next time you get a Audition from a Hot Starlet send her over to Ol' Daddyoh! I need my Van Waxed! :)
10. blp - July 8, 2009 2:51 PM
Casting couch tape? Oh shit I forgot about her toe thumbs for a moment, I don't want to see it!
11. Sportsdvl - July 8, 2009 2:51 PM
Well Hell, he knew she couldn't act so might as well have her do something to showcase her only talent!
12. Rod - July 8, 2009 2:57 PM
She's rumored to have washed Jon Favreau's taint to get a shot at Ironman 2.
13. Hefe - July 8, 2009 3:00 PM
Jesus H. look at that ass in pic #4.
This chick is beyond everything that we considered hot.
I wonder how much these other Hollywood "beauties" hate her guts.
14. Brooke - July 8, 2009 3:03 PM
She's got a sweet spare tire showin through that dress.
15. Taint nothin - July 8, 2009 3:04 PM
GREAT ASS. Two bags for the face, shitty complexion
16. $ Fish - July 8, 2009 3:07 PM
Oh yeah FUCK BRUNO, get this shit off the page
17. the infamous danielle - July 8, 2009 3:09 PM
bwahahahaha, you people and your aging ways. if this thing keeps aging the way it has been over its past 15 minutes of existence, it'll need 2 facial reconstructions and a tummy tuck by next week. hope its got joan rivers on speedial.
18. Delgo - July 8, 2009 3:13 PM
It is said there are fewer plot holes in the car warshing tape.
19. Shecky - July 8, 2009 3:14 PM
Michael Bay, find the fucking tape you fucking fuck. I want to see that shit on youtube now!
20. Deacon Jones - July 8, 2009 3:21 PM
I think he's a fucking pussy, personally.
Washed his car?? That's the best he could come up with?
I wouldve shit on her face and jacked one out at the same time. My face wouldve looked like I was being electrocuted.
21. marie - July 8, 2009 3:30 PM
he is so fucking distusting, taking advantage of her like that. is it more creepy than hiring her at 15 to appear in Bad Boy 2 wearing a bikini? wow Michael, you reached a whole new low. team Megan
22. Parker - July 8, 2009 3:53 PM
Boy, talk about missed opportunities. I would have made her clean my car while I plunged my weiner in and out of her cock-pleasing behind, not while I videotaped her. What kind of dweeb does that? Oh yeah, director.
Maybe if I had a camera in my hand when I ask random women on the street if they'll clean my car while I have anal sex with them they'll go for it. Right now all I get is these weird looks and next thing I know the police show up.
23. leelee - July 8, 2009 3:54 PM
she has no ass. That looks like a lumpy piece of booty underwear. Her ass in jeans is disturbingly small and on the flat side.
24. Deacon Jones - July 8, 2009 3:58 PM
@21
Wait, wait. He actually did that??
Where can I find the pics?!
25. Duchess Of Dork - July 8, 2009 4:03 PM
Why am I not surprised?
26. apenisowner - July 8, 2009 4:04 PM
When going for the role of lois lane from superman, bryan singer made her resuce a helicopter from falling off a building.
She failed
27. ROUGH Daddy - July 8, 2009 4:08 PM
I only want to see the tape if shes crying in it...coz it couldnt possibly as erotic as the cool hand luke scene....
28. Rhialto - July 8, 2009 4:12 PM
He's quite a douchy director if this story is true.What's the story of Shia LaBeouf audition?
29. Gando - July 8, 2009 4:17 PM
It's a bit humiliating since it wasn't an audition for 'Carwash'.
30. ROUGH Daddy - July 8, 2009 4:26 PM
I dont see what the big deal is...I heard Meryl Streep had to fetch bagels and lox for the director of Sophie's choice...
31. Nero - July 8, 2009 4:27 PM
The poor girl was probably only 19 year old at that time.
32. Erica - July 8, 2009 4:32 PM
Didn't she JUST complain about 'casting couch' directors a couple of weeks ago? How is this any different? She's a whore, period.
33. uh - July 8, 2009 4:37 PM
If this is even true, who gives a fuck? She sells sex all the time, it's not like he deflowered some sweet virgin...
34. love - July 8, 2009 4:52 PM
She wants more serious roles... but WHY in the world would she degrade herself like that?
She's a dumba**.
And he's still a douche for asking her to do that.
SAD... very sad.
35. love - July 8, 2009 4:52 PM
She wants more serious roles... but WHY in the world would she degrade herself like that?
She's a dumba**.
And he's still a douche for asking her to do that.
SAD... very sad.
36. dude - July 8, 2009 5:17 PM
only thing that beats great ass is a great pic (#4) of a great ass!! <333
37. erik - July 8, 2009 5:31 PM
@ 28: probably the exact same.........
38. Tanzarian - July 8, 2009 6:03 PM
She looks kinda lumpy here. And not in the good way.
39. Funeral Guy - July 8, 2009 8:08 PM
God I hate this bitch but her ass is amazing!!
40. sebastianudo - July 8, 2009 8:10 PM
que culo por Dios !!!! eso es todo no fue un gran comentario pero queria descargarme
saludos
41. refugio - July 8, 2009 8:14 PM
She is such an ugly piece of shit.
42. Big_Richard - July 8, 2009 8:25 PM
yeah but was she naked while washing the car??
43. Martina - July 8, 2009 10:04 PM
Casting Couch ... in Hollywood? No way!
44. Code 4 - July 8, 2009 11:50 PM
Serves you right you stupid cow.
45. veronica - July 9, 2009 4:10 AM
her breast is quite beautiful when she is in this dress.
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46. Yooarel.com - July 9, 2009 5:29 AM
LOL @ the guy getting out of the car in picture #3. Classic.
47. wizdomheard - July 9, 2009 8:42 AM
Hatorade is not good for you. Quit hatin people. She is wearing that dress. Wow.
48. captain america - July 9, 2009 8:48 AM
I just saw it.
IT'S OVER WITH HER.
FINISHED....................................BASTA!!
goodbye.
49. mimi - July 9, 2009 10:44 AM
AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!
50. mimi - July 9, 2009 10:44 AM
AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!
51. mimi - July 9, 2009 10:44 AM
AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!
52. James - July 9, 2009 11:22 AM
worst.tattoo.ever.
53. norton - July 9, 2009 4:21 PM
Hot chick..... shitty personality.
54. jaxcsedi - July 13, 2009 2:22 AM
She's a bitch, and has cellulite too
55. Nyx - September 29, 2009 7:51 PM
haha
Michael Bay EPIC WIN
56. Ross - October 30, 2009 2:45 PM
I don't see what all the fuss is about with this chick. She's not that hot. I've seen hotter women at work, in bus stops, in B-Movies, and yes in my dreams. She's pretty but not all the hype. I would bone it. But to say, "Ohhh man she's so hot I want her, I want to fuck her. Ohh she's the hottest thing since that day last august." I've seen hotter. There are hotter. I would give her a 6 on a scale to 10. Sorry but there are hotter women. What's the fuss?